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(Radar Magazine)   Lopsided celebrity boobs. Reasonably safe for work. Not safe for OCD sufferers, slideshow haters   ( ) divider line 21
    More: Sad, boobs, OCD, celebrity, Tara Reid, wardrobe malfunction  
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23087 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 22 Apr 2012 at 2:55 AM (3 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-04-21 07:57:59 PM  
11 votes:
How much work has Tara Reid have done to herself? Every inch of her has been stitched up and she's still sad to look at. She's like the AIDS quilt.
2012-04-22 04:21:08 PM  
3 votes:

Tanukis_Parachute: interesting research some of you do.

/not a bookmark

Just trying to keep abreast of what's important.
2012-04-22 03:09:20 AM  
3 votes:
2012-04-22 03:45:48 AM  
2 votes:

Uncle Tractor: Pincy: My left one hangs lower than the right one.

They're supposed to be that way. Something about not banging into each other when you run.
Dr. Oz told me so.
2012-04-21 09:30:17 PM  
2 votes:
2012-04-21 09:18:24 PM  
2 votes:
No one is perfect, subby
2012-04-21 07:44:33 PM  
2 votes:
I got a thing for lopsided boobs. I really like it when one is significantly bigger than the other. I also like saggy boobs, and droopy boobs, and empty boobs. Especially if they got some big nipples. I can totally chew on some big nipples.

Just farking droop your nipple into my mouth already.
2012-04-22 08:19:48 PM  
1 vote:

armoredbulldozer: Yawn, a bunch of obscure bimbos with fake tits.

Bolded for truth.
2012-04-22 12:21:41 PM  
1 vote:

cryinoutloud: knew a guy who had that too--he also had scoliosis and was bow-legged--so I recognized it. Yes, we did call him "Stork."

I knew a girl that was bow legged and her sister was knock-kneed, but you put them together and they spelled O.K.
2012-04-22 10:11:04 AM  
1 vote:
No pics of Bill O'Reilly and Sean Hannity for lopsided boobs?
2012-04-22 09:55:14 AM  
1 vote:

velcrovagina: Actually, almost all women have one breast that's slightly larger than the other, usually the left is bigger.......Science......

This is true. The technical terms for the larger and smaller breasts are "woofer" and "tweeter."
2012-04-22 09:48:33 AM  
1 vote:
If a story had to go as far back into the archives of failed celebrities to pick out Carrie Prejean, you know it's an epic fail.

It's only saving grace is that it's about tits.
2012-04-22 08:45:21 AM  
1 vote:
2012-04-22 08:21:24 AM  
1 vote:

Raider_dad: See for yourself.

[ image 610x464]
2012-04-22 05:26:12 AM  
1 vote:
Any proper masturbature will have one peck larger than the other right? Right?

/You know what they say: People in glass houses sink sh-sh-ships.
2012-04-22 04:37:06 AM  
1 vote:
CSB time...

Back in the early 90s, my friends hosted a toga party one night at their apartment. One of my friends warned us that his girlfriend was really upset when he had apparently pointed out that one of her breasts was larger than the other. I mean, REALLY upset. On top of an upcoming toga party, she was really angsty about the whole thing so the friend warned all of us to not say anything about her at all.

The night of the toga party, everyone's having a good time and I see the girlfriend in question. I was buzzed and forgot about the admonishment. She was REALLY cute in a toga but something was off.

"Hey, XXXX! You gotta lift up one side of your (toga bra made from a bed sheet...I actually just pointed) it's making your boobs look lopsided!"

She suddenly burst into tears and locked herself in her boyfriend's room. I felt really bad...REALLY bad...until XXXxXXX's best friend, a classically trained ballerina, who I always thought was more interested in another friend more than me, grabbed my arm and said: "Thank God! She's been going (whiny voice) 'Do you think anyone will notice?!' for the past three hours. SO annoying!"

/Wherever you are, my tiny dancer, THANK YOU for a GREAT night.
//When I said ballet dancers were weak frail little things and then you wrapped your legs around me and proved me wrong....what memories.
2012-04-22 03:54:13 AM  
1 vote:

LewDux: [ image 360x500]

Godammit. I love that picture. Thank you for posting that.
2012-04-22 12:54:09 AM  
1 vote:

basemetal: Meh, have you guys not seen many boobs in real life? Lots of girls, natural or fake, have asymmetry.

Oh excuse us, mister "I've seen boobs in real life". Next you'll probably tell us that you've touched boobs in real life.

/The stories people tell
2012-04-21 10:24:07 PM  
1 vote:

SpikeStrip: Earguy: SpikeStrip: upton's tits are a mess, too.

[ image 440x248]

Are you sure? Link

guh. how could you do that? ever heard of a nsfl disclaimer? just nasty.

Pron loads faster than that .gif
2012-04-21 08:47:01 PM  
1 vote:

casual disregard: strutin: Is there any way we could get something to compare these to?

You know, some kind of way to explore whether this is the norm across a wide variety of ladies or just with these select celebrititties?

I'm guessing such pictures would not be safe for work, so I guess BIE would be more appropriate?


Totally NSFW.

I've seen the loppies and they are damn good.

I shouldn't have to teach you how to find them.

You can basically search for "lopsided" or "asymmetrical" on any of the various places. Try "empty" and "saggy" also.

/this post never happened

"Empty" and "saggy?"

Not sure if fap or vomit
2012-04-21 07:53:51 PM  
1 vote:
In other news, people are paying a lot of money for some bad boob jobs.
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