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(Radar Magazine)   Lopsided celebrity boobs. Reasonably safe for work. Not safe for OCD sufferers, slideshow haters   (radaronline.com) divider line 112
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2012-04-22 06:41:21 AM

SDRR: [www.radaronline.com image 415x323]


HAHAHAHAHA, that is hilarious! Shame, whoever she is she is very attractive, shame what happened to her tits. Nice job there toots.


What's worse is she thought, "I'm going to show these babies off."
 
2012-04-22 07:26:53 AM
i44.tinypic.com
 
2012-04-22 07:51:00 AM
See for yourself.

hotoffpress.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-04-22 08:21:24 AM

Raider_dad: See for yourself.

[hotoffpress.files.wordpress.com image 610x464]


static.neatoshop.com
 
2012-04-22 08:41:25 AM
The tone of this article should be 'why do women get boob jobs.' There's a lot of shiatty plastic surgeons out there and mixing that with unrealistic expectations just leads to sorrow.
 
2012-04-22 08:45:21 AM
blog.jokeroo.com
 
2012-04-22 08:52:38 AM
Holy cats, now I got three-tittay'd wimmens drivin' Mark XXX Bolos around in my head.

I need to get completely roaring drunk.
 
2012-04-22 09:29:58 AM
Not seeing the problem with this one...

www.superphotospace.com
www.madville.com
www.interfaithfamily.com

She apparently like showing them off, I like looking...

So, they're a little out of whack...
j-walkblog.com ...that's an easy fix.
 
2012-04-22 09:33:38 AM
Actually, almost all women have one breast that's slightly larger than the other, usually the left is bigger.......Science......
 
2012-04-22 09:34:47 AM
Aren't all boobs a little lopsided, boobjob or no?

/Not a woman, but some of my friends are women.
 
2012-04-22 09:36:09 AM
That one of Kendra is just a bad picture with her top not fitting right.. She does NOT have asymmetrical boobs.
 
2012-04-22 09:38:44 AM

LonMead: Not seeing the problem with this one...

[www.superphotospace.com image 335x450]
[www.madville.com image 600x415]
[www.interfaithfamily.com image 340x500]

She apparently like showing them off, I like looking...

So, they're a little out of whack...
[j-walkblog.com image 133x148] ...that's an easy fix.



But will they return the favor if his willie is out of whack?
 
2012-04-22 09:40:43 AM

casual disregard: Ed Finnerty: Is it just the boob or does an asymmetrical boobal area count too?

[static.igossip.com image 468x594]

I'm glad you asked.

What you posited right there is what we in the know call a "divot."

A big ole gap or gape in the boob or ass area is just to be known as a divot.

Can you think of any better term?


a pectus excavatum

friend in high school had that (guy though).

Earguy: SpikeStrip: upton's tits are a mess, too.

[i780.photobucket.com image 440x248]

Are you sure? Link


better link to prove they are perfect (also a video)

/NSFDicks, they will be abused
 
2012-04-22 09:41:18 AM

chuggernaught:
So, they're a little out of whack...that's an easy fix.

But will they return the favor if his willie is out of whack?


I'd be willing to find out for you.

I'd kiss her with every lip on my face.
 
2012-04-22 09:43:02 AM

velcrovagina: Actually, almost all women have one breast that's slightly larger than the other, usually the left is bigger.......Science......


Yes. Don't know about if it's leftie or rightie, but yes.

meehaw: Aren't all boobs a little lopsided, boobjob or no?

/Not a woman, but some of my friends are women.


Again, yes.

Many people also have one hand that is bigger than the other and one foot that is bigger than the other. Quite a few people actually have limbs that are slightly longer than the other (but not long enough to cause problems with movement).

Anyway, most of those are just bad photos. Hardly worth a mention in any case.
 
2012-04-22 09:48:33 AM
If a story had to go as far back into the archives of failed celebrities to pick out Carrie Prejean, you know it's an epic fail.

It's only saving grace is that it's about tits.
 
2012-04-22 09:55:14 AM

velcrovagina: Actually, almost all women have one breast that's slightly larger than the other, usually the left is bigger.......Science......


This is true. The technical terms for the larger and smaller breasts are "woofer" and "tweeter."
 
2012-04-22 09:56:03 AM
A little Joe Walsh theme music. (lyrics, picture, and links NSFW)

Says it all for me.
 
2012-04-22 09:59:54 AM

dryknife: velcrovagina: Actually, almost all women have one breast that's slightly larger than the other, usually the left is bigger.......Science......

This is true. The technical terms for the larger and smaller breasts are "woofer" and "tweeter."


Or "Thelma" and "Louise"...
superstars.my3gb.com
 
2012-04-22 10:07:07 AM
images4.fanpop.com
Disapproves.
 
2012-04-22 10:11:04 AM
No pics of Bill O'Reilly and Sean Hannity for lopsided boobs?
 
2012-04-22 10:42:51 AM
It looks like half of those are just pictures taken when their arms and shoulders are at different positions.. of course things are going to look lopsided that way. It would be a little difficult to pull of michaelangelo's "david" while attempting most forms of movement..
 
2012-04-22 10:44:36 AM

Kittypie070: [kelly-bensimon-lopsided-boobs.jpg]

Dayum, I could drive a Mark XXX Bolo between those.


Why drive? When you could fly over those Puppies.
 
2012-04-22 10:49:08 AM

CheddarPants: WTF?

[www.radaronline.com image 415x619]


I was going to ask the exact same question. I'm not being an idiot, but is the on the left male or female? I can't tell.
 
2012-04-22 11:04:37 AM

SpikeStrip: upton's tits are a mess, too.

[i780.photobucket.com image 440x248]


I'd get a mess on Upton's tits, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.

image.shutterstock.com

Dude, let's get out of here before he does it!

Man, you know he ain't talkin' 'bout us!
 
2012-04-22 11:10:27 AM
Heather Graham's breasts always threw me a bit
NSFW
 
2012-04-22 11:11:24 AM

KatjaMouse: Heather Graham's breasts always threw me a bit
NSFW


I'd throw one on her breasts, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2012-04-22 11:33:03 AM
 
2012-04-22 11:40:08 AM

casual disregard: I got a thing for lopsided boobs. I really like it when one is significantly bigger than the other. I also like saggy boobs, and droopy boobs, and empty boobs. Especially if they got some big nipples. I can totally chew on some big nipples.

Just farking droop your nipple into my mouth already.


obvious virgin.
 
2012-04-22 11:40:12 AM

Harry_Seldon: Miley Cyrus Side Boob

[www.hawtcelebs.com image 267x401]


Why would you work out without a bra? That seems like it would be really painful and sagtastic.

I'm not complaining about the sideboob and slippage and such, it's just wierd.
 
2012-04-22 11:46:12 AM

kroonermanblack: Harry_Seldon: Miley Cyrus Side Boob

[www.hawtcelebs.com image 267x401]

Why would you work out without a bra? That seems like it would be really painful and sagtastic.

I'm not complaining about the sideboob and slippage and such, it's just wierd.


Sideboob?

SIDEBOOB! NSFFark, apparently.
 
2012-04-22 12:01:25 PM

moistD: a pectus excavatum
friend in high school had that (guy though).


Yes, thank you. She actually has a physical issue, not just a bad boob job. And then she went and had a boob job on top of it, which makes it........I don't know, but it's done now. And her husband seems to like her, so what do I care?

I knew a guy who had that too--he also had scoliosis and was bow-legged--so I recognized it. Yes, we did call him "Stork."
 
2012-04-22 12:21:41 PM

cryinoutloud: knew a guy who had that too--he also had scoliosis and was bow-legged--so I recognized it. Yes, we did call him "Stork."


I knew a girl that was bow legged and her sister was knock-kneed, but you put them together and they spelled O.K.
 
2012-04-22 12:23:04 PM

kroonermanblack: Why would you work out without a bra? That seems like it would be really painful and sagtastic.


And I seriously doubt she listens to Iron Maiden.
 
2012-04-22 12:39:28 PM

velcrovagina: Actually, almost all women have one breast that's slightly larger than the other, usually the left is bigger.......Science......


Is that true? Because my left actually is about quarter to half a cup bigger. It's a small enough difference that it almost never shows, though.
 
2012-04-22 12:44:04 PM
I guess there's no limit to how superficial some people are when they are looking for reasons to criticize...Boobs are naturally asymmetrical. And I like 'em natural.
 
2012-04-22 01:03:23 PM
Since when did Jersey Shore "stars" become considered celebrities?
 
2012-04-22 01:03:45 PM

Mugato: kroonermanblack: Why would you work out without a bra? That seems like it would be really painful and sagtastic.

And I seriously doubt she listens to Iron Maiden.


farm4.static.flickr.com

/excellent!
 
2012-04-22 01:19:23 PM

velcrovagina: Actually, almost all women have one breast that's slightly larger than the other, usually the left is bigger.......Science......


I've heard that has to do with generation after generation of babies preferring the left breast over the right one because it's over the mother's heart.

Babies, apparently, find the sound of a mothers heartbeat comforting.

Made sense to me.

/Don't know nuthin' bout birthin' no babies!
//Love boobies, though.
///Been a big supporter for years now.
 
2012-04-22 01:27:10 PM
Aren't "lopsided" boobs the norm? Not necessarily ranging from A to C, but the majority of women have one that is slightly larger than the other. Also, almost every picture in the article has the woman either leaning to the side, or has an arm pressing against one boob while in a tight dress (which more than likely has double sided tape in it).
 
2012-04-22 01:34:30 PM

WordsnCollision: Mugato: kroonermanblack: Why would you work out without a bra? That seems like it would be really painful and sagtastic.

And I seriously doubt she listens to Iron Maiden.

[farm4.static.flickr.com image 220x168]

/excellent!


She's actually a Disney pop-star.

"Bogus."

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-04-22 01:44:20 PM

Serial: Also, almost every picture in the article has the woman either leaning to the side, or has an arm pressing against one boob while in a tight dress (which more than likely has double sided tape in it).


You're kidding! Next you're going to tell us that photos of how bad celebrities look are really just pictures where the lighting was bad, they were making a funny face, or where the photog found the ugliest picture possible of them to use.
 
2012-04-22 02:13:35 PM
Better headline: "Famous" people need to adjust their tops/bras before going in public or they'll be ridiculed.
 
2012-04-22 04:18:17 PM
interesting research some of you do.

/not a bookmark
 
2012-04-22 04:21:08 PM

Tanukis_Parachute: interesting research some of you do.

/not a bookmark


Just trying to keep abreast of what's important.
 
2012-04-22 04:45:35 PM

Abstruse: Better headline: "Famous" people need to adjust their tops/bras before going in public or they'll be ridiculed.


Or not wear hideous dresses like the ones on Tara Reid or Ivanka Trump.
 
2012-04-22 05:47:30 PM
I don't get offended by much but Myley Cyrus wearing an actual vintage Maiden shirt from the Killers tour definately gets me there.
 
2012-04-22 05:53:30 PM

Abstruse: Better headline: "Famous" people need to adjust their tops/bras before going in public or they'll be ridiculed.


Even Better Headline: "Why does the Hollywood culture insist that ugly fake tits are better than real ones?"
 
2012-04-22 08:01:27 PM
Yawn, a bunch of obscure bimbos.
 
2012-04-22 08:19:48 PM

armoredbulldozer: Yawn, a bunch of obscure bimbos with fake tits.


Bolded for truth.
 
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