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(Radar Magazine)   Lopsided celebrity boobs. Reasonably safe for work. Not safe for OCD sufferers, slideshow haters   (radaronline.com) divider line 112
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2012-04-21 07:44:33 PM
I got a thing for lopsided boobs. I really like it when one is significantly bigger than the other. I also like saggy boobs, and droopy boobs, and empty boobs. Especially if they got some big nipples. I can totally chew on some big nipples.

Just farking droop your nipple into my mouth already.
 
2012-04-21 07:48:36 PM
Is it just the boob or does an asymmetrical boobal area count too?

static.igossip.com
 
2012-04-21 07:53:51 PM
In other news, people are paying a lot of money for some bad boob jobs.
 
2012-04-21 07:54:12 PM

Ed Finnerty: Is it just the boob or does an asymmetrical boobal area count too?

[static.igossip.com image 468x594]


I'm glad you asked.

What you posited right there is what we in the know call a "divot."

A big ole gap or gape in the boob or ass area is just to be known as a divot.

Can you think of any better term?
 
2012-04-21 07:57:59 PM
How much work has Tara Reid have done to herself? Every inch of her has been stitched up and she's still sad to look at. She's like the AIDS quilt.
 
2012-04-21 08:30:25 PM
Is there any way we could get something to compare these to?

You know, some kind of way to explore whether this is the norm across a wide variety of ladies or just with these select celebrititties?

I'm guessing such pictures would not be safe for work, so I guess BIE would be more appropriate?

/eip:-)
 
2012-04-21 08:36:11 PM

strutin: Is there any way we could get something to compare these to?

You know, some kind of way to explore whether this is the norm across a wide variety of ladies or just with these select celebrititties?

I'm guessing such pictures would not be safe for work, so I guess BIE would be more appropriate?

/eip:-)


Totally NSFW.

I've seen the loppies and they are damn good.

I shouldn't have to teach you how to find them.

You can basically search for "lopsided" or "asymmetrical" on any of the various places. Try "empty" and "saggy" also.

/this post never happened
 
2012-04-21 08:47:01 PM

casual disregard: strutin: Is there any way we could get something to compare these to?

You know, some kind of way to explore whether this is the norm across a wide variety of ladies or just with these select celebrititties?

I'm guessing such pictures would not be safe for work, so I guess BIE would be more appropriate?

/eip:-)

Totally NSFW.

I've seen the loppies and they are damn good.

I shouldn't have to teach you how to find them.

You can basically search for "lopsided" or "asymmetrical" on any of the various places. Try "empty" and "saggy" also.

/this post never happened


"Empty" and "saggy?"

Not sure if fap or vomit
 
2012-04-21 08:51:29 PM
Half of these are not biology being lopsided, they're wardrobe. And another 2 are biology being distorted by momentum.

And how the fark is that last one a celeb? I had to google her and the only thing she appears to be famous for is being a complete idiot. Is there something actually "bad girl" out there?
 
2012-04-21 09:06:31 PM

adamgreeney: Not sure if


All I entreat is:

1) go get yours
2) let me get mine

You're certainly not endeared to me. It's no big deal, right. If I like saggy, lopsided boobs then that's my business. You can go about your business in your fashion. And there's no negativity required.

Frankly, I like tits. Those tits feel more natural to me when they are sagging and asymmetrical. I'll suck on those tits and you can't stop me.
 
2012-04-21 09:08:25 PM
upton's tits are a mess, too.

i780.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-21 09:10:00 PM

casual disregard: adamgreeney: Not sure if

All I entreat is:

1) go get yours
2) let me get mine

You're certainly not endeared to me. It's no big deal, right. If I like saggy, lopsided boobs then that's my business. You can go about your business in your fashion. And there's no negativity required.

Frankly, I like tits. Those tits feel more natural to me when they are sagging and asymmetrical. I'll suck on those tits and you can't stop me.


Hey now! My first option was fap....

Personally, I like anything but fake. Some lopsided and saggy look great, some don't. Some perky ones look great, some don't. Lets all just remember that, as men, the greatest gift god gave us was boobs. We should never discriminate or mock.
 
2012-04-21 09:11:37 PM
WTF?

www.radaronline.com
 
2012-04-21 09:14:06 PM

adamgreeney: casual disregard: adamgreeney: Not sure if

All I entreat is:

1) go get yours
2) let me get mine

You're certainly not endeared to me. It's no big deal, right. If I like saggy, lopsided boobs then that's my business. You can go about your business in your fashion. And there's no negativity required.

Frankly, I like tits. Those tits feel more natural to me when they are sagging and asymmetrical. I'll suck on those tits and you can't stop me.

Hey now! My first option was fap....

Personally, I like anything but fake. Some lopsided and saggy look great, some don't. Some perky ones look great, some don't. Lets all just remember that, as men, the greatest gift god gave us was boobs. We should never discriminate or mock.


Just thinking about the milk is making me thirsty. I'll nurse on that nip until morning. You know what, sometimes there's a hair or two poking out of the nip. NBD, right?
 
2012-04-21 09:18:24 PM
No one is perfect, subby

bbsimg.ngfiles.com
 
2012-04-21 09:23:11 PM
Was one of them Charlie Sheen?
 
2012-04-21 09:30:17 PM
o0
 
2012-04-21 09:40:17 PM

SpikeStrip: upton's tits are a mess, too.

[i780.photobucket.com image 440x248]


Are you sure? Link
 
2012-04-21 09:47:10 PM
Britney's left one is trying to escape.
 
2012-04-21 09:47:52 PM

Earguy: SpikeStrip: upton's tits are a mess, too.

[i780.photobucket.com image 440x248]

Are you sure? Link


guh. how could you do that? ever heard of a nsfl disclaimer? just nasty.
 
2012-04-21 09:49:42 PM

Spoon over Marin: Britney's left one is trying to escape.


Wouldn't you?
 
2012-04-21 09:52:57 PM

SpikeStrip: Earguy: SpikeStrip: upton's tits are a mess, too.

[i780.photobucket.com image 440x248]

Are you sure? Link

guh. how could you do that? ever heard of a nsfl disclaimer? just nasty.


www.lab1663.net
 
2012-04-21 09:58:57 PM

Earguy: SpikeStrip: Earguy: SpikeStrip: upton's tits are a mess, too.

[i780.photobucket.com image 440x248]

Are you sure? Link

guh. how could you do that? ever heard of a nsfl disclaimer? just nasty.

[www.lab1663.net image 450x449]


next thing you know you'll post marisa miller pics. hideous.
 
2012-04-21 10:24:07 PM

SpikeStrip: Earguy: SpikeStrip: upton's tits are a mess, too.

[i780.photobucket.com image 440x248]

Are you sure? Link

guh. how could you do that? ever heard of a nsfl disclaimer? just nasty.


Pron loads faster than that .gif
 
2012-04-22 12:18:53 AM
thought for sure that we would see that ugly thing from Hole
shudder
 
2012-04-22 12:36:22 AM
Meh, have you guys not seen many boobs in real life? Lots of girls, natural or fake, have asymmetry.
 
2012-04-22 12:38:24 AM

basemetal: Meh, have you guys not seen many boobs in real life? Lots of girls, natural or fake, have asymmetry.


there is asymetry and HOLY fark WHAT HAPPENED !!!

and you would assume that if you are getting implants, that they would aim for symetry ...not perfection, but close to the same at least
rather than WTF
 
2012-04-22 12:54:09 AM

basemetal: Meh, have you guys not seen many boobs in real life? Lots of girls, natural or fake, have asymmetry.


Oh excuse us, mister "I've seen boobs in real life". Next you'll probably tell us that you've touched boobs in real life.

/The stories people tell
 
2012-04-22 02:04:59 AM

casual disregard: I got a thing for lopsided boobs. I really like it when one is significantly bigger than the other. I also like saggy boobs, and droopy boobs, and empty boobs. Especially if they got some big nipples. I can totally chew on some big nipples.

Just farking droop your nipple into my mouth already.


Ok that was nice. I am LMAO*

/*Ialthough the "chew" on mipples was heinous.
//But that's what made me laugh.
 
2012-04-22 03:09:20 AM
prettyboring.com
 
2012-04-22 03:13:42 AM
Is it unfair to not be showing lopsided scrotums (ball sacks to you Millennial's).
 
2012-04-22 03:17:28 AM
If it's any consolation, ladies, my right testicle is smaller than my left.
 
2012-04-22 03:17:46 AM
Mugato: How much work has Tara Reid have done to herself? Every inch of her has been stitched up and she's still sad to look at. She's like the AIDS quilt.

Mournful.
 
2012-04-22 03:19:04 AM

thisispete: If it's any consolation, ladies, my right testicle is smaller than my left.


My left one hangs lower than the right one.
 
2012-04-22 03:19:43 AM
...and that, ladies, is another reason to NOT have your boobs "fixed." Or mangled.

adamgreeney: Not sure if fap or vomit


There's pr0n of that too.
 
2012-04-22 03:20:55 AM

Pincy: My left one hangs lower than the right one.


They're supposed to be that way. Something about not banging into each other when you run.
 
2012-04-22 03:45:48 AM

Uncle Tractor: Pincy: My left one hangs lower than the right one.

They're supposed to be that way. Something about not banging into each other when you run.


img233.imageshack.us
Dr. Oz told me so.

a3.twimg.com
 
2012-04-22 03:48:24 AM

adamgreeney: casual disregard: adamgreeney: Not sure if

All I entreat is:

1) go get yours
2) let me get mine

You're certainly not endeared to me. It's no big deal, right. If I like saggy, lopsided boobs then that's my business. You can go about your business in your fashion. And there's no negativity required.

Frankly, I like tits. Those tits feel more natural to me when they are sagging and asymmetrical. I'll suck on those tits and you can't stop me.

Hey now! My first option was fap....

Personally, I like anything but fake. Some lopsided and saggy look great, some don't. Some perky ones look great, some don't. Lets all just remember that, as men, the greatest gift god gave us was boobs. We should never discriminate or mock.


I guess theoretically I'd be okay with fake ones that you couldn't see, but you usually can. There's nothing worse than the hard line of an implant under skin, especially when they're wandering out and towards the armpits for some reason.

But the absolute worst are the implants on super, super skinny bony girls that look like a urinal cake shoved under the skin with the skin stretched taut across it. You can't even pretend it's boob-like. There's usually these weird muscle-lumps where the cleavage should be, distorted by the implant itself.
 
2012-04-22 03:54:13 AM

LewDux: [prettyboring.com image 360x500]


Godammit. I love that picture. Thank you for posting that.
 
2012-04-22 04:11:21 AM
So linkfailedto open. WhathaveI missed?
 
2012-04-22 04:24:12 AM

thisispete: If it's any consolation, ladies, my right testicle is smaller than my left.


Pretty ballsy declaration,sir.
 
2012-04-22 04:30:31 AM
WOW ALL THOSE BROADS WERE GODAWFUL FUGLEH WITH FAKE BEWBS AND PHUGLY!
 
2012-04-22 04:37:06 AM
CSB time...

Back in the early 90s, my friends hosted a toga party one night at their apartment. One of my friends warned us that his girlfriend was really upset when he had apparently pointed out that one of her breasts was larger than the other. I mean, REALLY upset. On top of an upcoming toga party, she was really angsty about the whole thing so the friend warned all of us to not say anything about her at all.

The night of the toga party, everyone's having a good time and I see the girlfriend in question. I was buzzed and forgot about the admonishment. She was REALLY cute in a toga but something was off.

"Hey, XXXX! You gotta lift up one side of your (toga bra made from a bed sheet...I actually just pointed) it's making your boobs look lopsided!"

She suddenly burst into tears and locked herself in her boyfriend's room. I felt really bad...REALLY bad...until XXXxXXX's best friend, a classically trained ballerina, who I always thought was more interested in another friend more than me, grabbed my arm and said: "Thank God! She's been going (whiny voice) 'Do you think anyone will notice?!' for the past three hours. SO annoying!"

/Wherever you are, my tiny dancer, THANK YOU for a GREAT night.
//When I said ballet dancers were weak frail little things and then you wrapped your legs around me and proved me wrong....what memories.
 
2012-04-22 04:58:14 AM
Miley Cyrus Side Boob

www.hawtcelebs.com
 
2012-04-22 04:59:31 AM
there is an online nude model named shay laren with different sized boobs. or at least i've heard her boobs are different sizes, i have to admit i'm usually too busy staring at her boobs to notice.
 
2012-04-22 05:04:18 AM
( o Y O )

orly?
 
Skr
2012-04-22 05:26:12 AM
Any proper masturbature will have one peck larger than the other right? Right?
www.nicefunnyjokes.com


/You know what they say: People in glass houses sink sh-sh-ships.
 
2012-04-22 05:51:48 AM
www.radaronline.com


HAHAHAHAHA, that is hilarious! Shame, whoever she is she is very attractive, shame what happened to her tits. Nice job there toots.
 
2012-04-22 05:59:15 AM
 
2012-04-22 06:15:54 AM
[kelly-bensimon-lopsided-boobs.jpg]

Dayum, I could drive a Mark XXX Bolo between those.
 
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