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(WorldNetDaily)   Great news, everybody. Pat Boone has solved our energy problems by inventing controlled fusion   (wnd.com) divider line 16
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udhq
2012-04-21 04:23:58 PM
12 votes:
Bungles:
We will be solar across the Western world by 2030, on a domestic level.

I like your optimism, but you forget that this is Murka, where science is for queers. Maybe if we changed the name from "solar panels" to "McDonald's presents Jesus squares."
AKTurkey
2012-04-21 06:33:00 PM
3 votes:
We wouldn't have energy concerns if we just listened to the word of God
www.myconfinedspace.com
brainlordmesomorph
2012-04-21 03:59:08 PM
2 votes:
What?

Government funding for fusion research?

What is he a socialist?
offmymeds
2012-04-21 07:40:42 PM
1 votes:
I was born with a high IQ and active intelligence; and I made it my business to seek logical answers to the looming world energy crisis. I've been schooled and mentored by several real scientists - and I've been complimented by many in the scientific community for making very complex topics understandable to non-scientists like me.

And now you're a has-been. Nice.
elchip
2012-04-21 07:08:04 PM
1 votes:
If they took all the money they use on makeup in the Pat Boone Mediscare commercials to make him look less corpselike, they could feed thousands of starving kids.
New Farkin User Name
2012-04-21 06:58:39 PM
1 votes:
Bennie Crabtree: Karac: Solar power is too unpredictable to use? Damn, I guess Obama does make things uncertain!

Just because the sun rises today doesn't mean it will tomorrow. We don't know how long it will continue to orbit our tiny planet.

Sun comes up, sun comes down. You can't explain that. Moon comes up, moon comes down. Tide goes in, tide goes out, you can't explain that!
Bennie Crabtree
2012-04-21 06:50:43 PM
1 votes:
Karac: Solar power is too unpredictable to use? Damn, I guess Obama does make things uncertain!

Just because the sun rises today doesn't mean it will tomorrow. We don't know how long it will continue to orbit our tiny planet.
gameshowhost [TotalFark]
2012-04-21 06:15:10 PM
1 votes:
Boone's exclamation points really tied the whole thing together.
whatsupchuck
2012-04-21 06:00:22 PM
1 votes:
cdnimg.visualizeus.com

/hot like 20,000 volts of love fusion
Hobodeluxe
2012-04-21 05:44:18 PM
1 votes:
LeroyBourne: [t3.gstatic.com image 226x223]
born with a high iq and is very intelligent?
I see.

that's why he believe Jesus will fix everything.
Coelacanth
2012-04-21 04:13:36 PM
1 votes:
jebusfreak: A WND article that makes scientific sense, without 14 billion links to join Sheriff Joe's anti-Obama "posse" in the text? Is this secretly a clever Onion spoof?

I don't even want to think of Sheriff Joe having any connections with fusion on any level.
quatchi
2012-04-21 04:13:09 PM
1 votes:
Can we call it "con-fusion" for short or would that be too confusing?

/Got nothing.
ultraholland
2012-04-21 04:04:22 PM
1 votes:
I started by admitting I'm not a scientist.

it's the first step to recovery
lennavan
2012-04-21 03:58:38 PM
1 votes:
Subby, it gets better than that. This is only Part 1.
HMS_Blinkin
2012-04-21 03:58:35 PM
1 votes:
"Hey everybody, I found this great new method of propulsion for interstellar space travel! It's called warp drive!"
Captain Steroid [TotalFark]
2012-04-21 03:44:14 PM
1 votes:
PFFT! Japan's been working on it since the early '90s!

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