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(SeattlePI)   New menu items offered by McDonald's have insured that their profits stay as fat as their customers   (seattlepi.com) divider line 21
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4157 clicks; posted to Business » on 21 Apr 2012 at 8:20 AM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-04-21 07:55:26 AM  
Your anorexia leads you to false conclusions, slimtard.
 
2012-04-21 08:27:46 AM  
If you had 10 grand that you just wanted to put somewhere for 10 years and not worry about, you could do a lot worse than McDonalds
 
2012-04-21 09:30:48 AM  

dforkus: If you had 10 grand that you just wanted to put somewhere for 10 years and not worry about, you could do a lot worse than McDonalds



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2012-04-21 09:52:06 AM  
What the heck is the difference between a Chicken McBite and a Chicken McNugget anyway?
Less gristle and beaks? Or is it the feet?
 
2012-04-21 10:23:51 AM  

Kurmudgeon: What the heck is the difference between a Chicken McBite and a Chicken McNugget anyway?
Less gristle and beaks? Or is it the feet?


The beak obviously, that's where the bite comes from.
 
2012-04-21 10:44:44 AM  

baronbloodbath: dforkus: If you had 10 grand that you just wanted to put somewhere for 10 years and not worry about, you could do a lot worse than McDonalds


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Yes, because if you buy their stock (and if you have any kind of index fund in your portfolio, you have) you are required to eat there. It's a law and stuff...
 
2012-04-21 11:36:13 AM  
Important documentary that people need to watch on the subject:

Fat Head

The conclusion is that the worst part of the meal is the sugar and other carbs. In fact, if you actually manage your calories correctly, fast food isn't as damaging to your health as often thought - even if you eat it almost every day.
 
2012-04-21 12:40:03 PM  

Kurmudgeon: What the heck is the difference between a Chicken McBite and a Chicken McNugget anyway?
Less gristle and beaks? Or is it the feet?


You're starting from an assumption that a "chicken" "McNugget" contains some sort of animal parts?

Interesting...that never occurred to me before.
 
2012-04-21 12:41:09 PM  

Cromar: The conclusion is that the worst part of the meal is the sugar and other carbs.


So...like...85% of what's on the menu, then. Well, that's a load off my mind.
 
2012-04-21 12:41:56 PM  

Kurmudgeon: What the heck is the difference between a Chicken McBite and a Chicken McNugget anyway?


Smaller bits of chicken, which equals more surface area of breading = more grease and carbs in proportion to chicken.
 
2012-04-21 01:35:48 PM  

Hal5423: Kurmudgeon: What the heck is the difference between a Chicken McBite and a Chicken McNugget anyway?

Smaller bits of chicken, which equals more surface area of breading = more grease and carbs in proportion to chicken.


Nuggets are spongey mashed up bits of "chicken" formed into a shape with a crust more like batter.

Bites are actual chunks of white meat that are breaded.

They're pretty good.
 
2012-04-21 01:38:03 PM  
The chicken McBites are awesome! They have the made in a lab taste perfection of a McNugget with the ease of snacking commonly seen in KFC popcorn chicken.
 
2012-04-21 01:50:46 PM  

RTOGUY: The chicken McBites are awesome! They have the made in a lab taste perfection of a McNugget with the ease of snacking commonly seen in KFC popcorn chicken.


I'm pretty sure all they did was put a smaller nozzle on the chicken hose.

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2012-04-21 01:59:16 PM  
I like the Mango Pineapple smoothie.
I'm sure it's less healthy than one I make at home, but it still taste fresh and fruity and I can pick one up for $3 anytime I want.
 
2012-04-21 02:02:23 PM  
ensured
 
2012-04-21 02:18:11 PM  

Ed Finnerty: RTOGUY: The chicken McBites are awesome! They have the made in a lab taste perfection of a McNugget with the ease of snacking commonly seen in KFC popcorn chicken.

I'm pretty sure all they did was put a smaller nozzle on the chicken hose.

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Probably. Do you think I could buy a case of the McNugget goop?
 
2012-04-21 03:01:21 PM  

Cromar: Important documentary that people need to watch on the subject:

Fat Head

The conclusion is that the worst part of the meal is the sugar and other carbs. In fact, if you actually manage your calories correctly, fast food isn't as damaging to your health as often thought - even if you eat it almost every day.


Don't draw healthy eating conclusions from short term diets undertaken by comedians. If you simply must draw scientific conclusions from such things, I recommend against citing them as though they were well thought out studies that are 'important for everyone else to watch'.
 
2012-04-21 06:58:26 PM  

dforkus: If you had 10 grand that you just wanted to put somewhere for 10 years and not worry about, you could do a lot worse than McDonalds


Not quite 10 grand, but my few thousand I invested a few years ago has turned into many thousands since then.
 
2012-04-22 03:51:26 AM  
www.survivingthestores.com
 
2012-04-22 01:52:53 PM  
There are so many other burger joints which are substantially better, and the same or acceptably more in cost. I don't get why people line up in droves for steamed grease burgers. Even though I don't care for McD's, I have been a long time investor and am happy with the performance.
 
2012-04-23 11:09:13 AM  
I actually enjoy going to McDonalds. Two reasons:

1) I like feeling better about myself after looking at all the fat and stupid people
2) Fudge sundaes are delightful

/Not fat but sound like it
//Will not eat anything else from there....period
 
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