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2012-04-20 05:20:30 PM
"It's nothing, really."
www.forgetthebox.net
 
2012-04-20 05:24:49 PM
phlegmmo: "It's nothing, really."
[www.forgetthebox.net image 150x222]


SLAM EVIL!
 
2012-04-20 05:32:22 PM
Gender shifts by the hour?

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-04-20 06:20:21 PM
Phantom of the Cockra?
 
2012-04-20 06:28:26 PM
I don't have much in the way of fancy learnin' but bullsh*t.
 
2012-04-20 06:28:40 PM
The Phantom Penis?

/Phantom Menses?
 
2012-04-20 07:20:13 PM
Maybe they are just married.
 
2012-04-20 08:09:24 PM
'We need to rule out the possibility that this is just a variant of dissociative identity disorder (multiple personality disorder) or the subjects are simply "role-playing".

I'm going with "attention whores" myself.
 
2012-04-20 08:09:38 PM
Dr Ramachandran is well known for studying the more bizarre area's of the human mind. He previously explored synaesthesia, an strange condition in which people's senses become intermingled.

Some people can taste words. Others can hear colours and feel sounds. It affects millions all around the world.


I bet the word 'moist' tastes as bad as it sounds.
 
2012-04-20 08:14:19 PM
miss diminutive: and feel sounds.

Musta had it turned up to 11...
 
2012-04-20 08:16:18 PM
GO fark Yourself!
 
2012-04-20 08:19:49 PM
I wonder if all those people that tell me to go fark myself know that I could actually do just that now?

If I get it figured out, I'll never leave the house.
 
2012-04-20 08:19:49 PM
what a farking pile of bullshiat.
 
2012-04-20 08:20:07 PM
Not News: People be cray.
 
2012-04-20 08:20:33 PM
No.
 
2012-04-20 08:20:37 PM
I call tucking.

popcultureplaypen.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-04-20 08:21:54 PM
Another said: 'I sometimes wake up thinking I have a penis,' says one female respondent, 'or that I have no breasts.

'I usually end up in tears and I can't get out of bed because once I get up I'll know for sure it's not really true and it's just my mind playing tricks on me, so I just lie there and cry.



It's called an imagination, you putz!
 
2012-04-20 08:21:58 PM
TXEric: Not News: People be cray.

www.swotti.com
Agrees.
 
2012-04-20 08:22:56 PM
I have a phantom 12" c**k.

I see it but my gf sees what is really there
 
Skr
2012-04-20 08:24:58 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

upload.wikimedia.org

We're going to talk about the penis today
 
2012-04-20 08:26:01 PM
miss diminutive: I bet the word 'moist' tastes as bad as it sounds.

Moist sounds good and tastes good.

Nobody likes hard, dry cookies.
 
2012-04-20 08:26:23 PM
I remember one time reading some article hypothesizing on the possibilities for Smurf reproduction. One of them seemed along these lines. That baseline they are genderless, but when the time comes for reproduction, they will sprout the reproductive organs of the opposite sex for whichever Smurf happens to be nearby and they could thereby mate with it. I think other explored options were similar to budding and Papa Smurf being the literal father of every Smurf.
 
2012-04-20 08:26:32 PM
'We need to rule out the possibility that ... the subjects are simply "role-playing".

Yeah, I'd start with that.
 
2012-04-20 08:27:16 PM
Not a ghost of a chance.
 
2012-04-20 08:29:28 PM
Like when a repooplican gets drafted and his vag starts hurting?
 
2012-04-20 08:29:41 PM
DrMcNinja: I remember one time reading some article hypothesizing on the possibilities for Smurf reproduction. One of them seemed along these lines. That baseline they are genderless, but when the time comes for reproduction, they will sprout the reproductive organs of the opposite sex for whichever Smurf happens to be nearby and they could thereby mate with it. I think other explored options were similar to budding and Papa Smurf being the literal father of every Smurf.

They're sentient fungus. They sprout from spores. Under Smurfette's "dress" is a network of gills that, once she's mature, will release a new crop of spores and she'll root down and become one of those houses they live in while a fairy circle of new smurfs pop up. The "males" taste like truffles, hence Gargamel's constant attempts to eat them.
 
2012-04-20 08:31:40 PM
deadlymovies.files.wordpress.com

Wanted for questioning.
 
2012-04-20 08:33:49 PM
doglover: miss diminutive: I bet the word 'moist' tastes as bad as it sounds.

Moist sounds good and tastes good.

Nobody likes hard, dry cookies.


Au contraire mon frere. I hate those moist and chewy chips ahoy. I like normal cookies
that I can dunk in milk.

There's a reason why chewy chips ahoy are always on sale.
 
2012-04-20 08:34:50 PM
Dr Ramachandran told the Huffington Post: 'These results are suggestive but not conclusive.

'We need to rule out the possibility that this is just a variant of dissociative identity disorder (multiple personality disorder) or the subjects are simply "role-playing".

'Without the "smoking gun"- physical evidence in the form of fluctuating hormone levels or brain imaging data - we don't know what we are dealing with.

'It's something we are currently working on.'


An honest description of how science works? In my Daily Fail?
 
2012-04-20 08:36:12 PM
This article made me very annoyed with the people in it. Once again the foot gets shot out from underneath the weight of the argument on gender identity. The point is missed, the game is lost. We get people spending decades getting people to 're-examine gender roles' only to slap heavy labels on what is 'Male' and what is 'Female' behaviour, reinforcing the very farking thing they've spent years trying to combat. There is no endgame here. There is only confused people trying to confuse other so they don't have to grow into maturity. I'm not slamming transgendered people, I am slamming people who seek to re-enforce gender stereotyping and gender labels. Want an example of "distinctly female behaviour" ? Look at menstruation, pregnancy. Not how they want to comfort someone while crying, that's simply dishonest. The entire article and the subjects of the article are likely full of shiat or have been grossly misrepresented.
 
2012-04-20 08:36:39 PM
MaudlinMutantMollusk: The Phantom Penis?

/Phantom Menses?


Return of the Menses
 
2012-04-20 08:36:43 PM
LovingTeacher: I have a phantom 12" c**k.

I see it but my gf sees what is really there


Oh yeah, I remember her....
 
2012-04-20 08:37:31 PM
digitalrain: There's a reason why chewy chips ahoy are always on sale.

You live in a state with many unhappy women?
 
2012-04-20 08:40:57 PM
Nature truly finds a way.
 
2012-04-20 08:41:38 PM
Does he mean bi-gender or big ender?
 
2012-04-20 08:42:27 PM
FTFA: 'It's strange though because I normally don't even want to have a penis.'


I hear you sister. Sometimes my back hurts from walking this hog around all day.

/yes, I am 12. How did you know?
 
2012-04-20 08:42:29 PM
"Respected Neuroscientist" is a bit of a stretch. We all think he's pretty much full of it. Also, he's pretty well known for trying to get on TV and hitting on undergrads...Just sayin'
 
2012-04-20 08:42:49 PM
Oh gee, a guy from India is claiming some new pseudo science hokum? YOU DON'T SAY.
 
2012-04-20 08:43:47 PM
miss diminutive: Dr Ramachandran is well known for studying the more bizarre area's of the human mind. He previously explored synaesthesia, an strange condition in which people's senses become intermingled.

Some people can taste words. Others can hear colours and feel sounds. It affects millions all around the world.

I bet the word 'moist' tastes as bad as it sounds.


I've always imagined 'morsel' would taste horrible. Also 'hirsute'.
 
2012-04-20 08:44:43 PM
What? No reference on 4/20?

i.dailymail.co.uk

steeshes.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-04-20 08:44:46 PM
doglover: DrMcNinja: I remember one time reading some article hypothesizing on the possibilities for Smurf reproduction. One of them seemed along these lines. That baseline they are genderless, but when the time comes for reproduction, they will sprout the reproductive organs of the opposite sex for whichever Smurf happens to be nearby and they could thereby mate with it. I think other explored options were similar to budding and Papa Smurf being the literal father of every Smurf.

They're sentient fungus. They sprout from spores. Under Smurfette's "dress" is a network of gills that, once she's mature, will release a new crop of spores and she'll root down and become one of those houses they live in while a fairy circle of new smurfs pop up. The "males" taste like truffles, hence Gargamel's constant attempts to eat them.


Except that smurfette is a creation of Gargamel in a failed attempt to trap the male smurfs which already existed. I vote for budding from Papa smurf, although this is never seen. It is also possible that as each new smurf mushroom house grows the resident smurf grows inside it as a part of the mushroom and later breaks off of the house. This could be an evolutionary gambit by the mushroom houses to provide little protectors for themselves.
 
2012-04-20 08:46:55 PM
imgboot.com
 
2012-04-20 08:50:03 PM
Hypothetical Imperative: miss diminutive: Dr Ramachandran is well known for studying the more bizarre area's of the human mind. He previously explored synaesthesia, an strange condition in which people's senses become intermingled.

Some people can taste words. Others can hear colours and feel sounds. It affects millions all around the world.

I bet the word 'moist' tastes as bad as it sounds.

I've always imagined 'morsel' would taste horrible. Also 'hirsute'.


Moist morsel.....yuck.
 
2012-04-20 08:51:16 PM
doglover:

They're sentient fungus. They sprout from spores. Under Smurfette's "dress" is a network of gills that, once she's mature, will release a new crop of spores and she'll root down and become one of those houses they live in while a fairy circle of new smurfs pop up. The "males" taste like truffles, hence Gargamel's constant attempts to eat them.


i6.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-20 08:53:09 PM
Now you see, now you dont
 
2012-04-20 08:55:52 PM
miss diminutive: Moist morsel.

I'll be in my pantry.
 
2012-04-20 08:55:54 PM
'We need to rule out the possibility that this is just a variant of dissociative identity disorder (multiple personality disorder)

Ya think?
 
HBK
2012-04-20 09:01:25 PM
DrMcNinja: I remember one time reading some article hypothesizing on the possibilities for Smurf reproduction. One of them seemed along these lines. That baseline they are genderless, but when the time comes for reproduction, they will sprout the reproductive organs of the opposite sex for whichever Smurf happens to be nearby and they could thereby mate with it. I think other explored options were similar to budding and Papa Smurf being the literal father of every Smurf.

Was that in high times? Which issue?
 
2012-04-20 09:02:42 PM
I'm sure someone is gonna have a new band name
 
2012-04-20 09:03:14 PM
images.wikia.com
 
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