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(CNN)   South African bodyboarder killed by great white shark remembered as well-mannered boy and great chum   (news.blogs.cnn.com) divider line 77
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2012-04-20 04:08:24 PM  
I always root for the shark or bull.
 
2012-04-20 04:11:21 PM  
 
2012-04-20 04:35:17 PM  

dahmers love zombie: It's been done, but it's still funny.


Always.
 
2012-04-20 04:36:00 PM  
forums.watchuseek.com
He was delicious.
 
2012-04-20 05:06:05 PM  
He was also reported to have excellent taste
 
2012-04-20 05:17:16 PM  
This is why I don't trust the ocean. Too much weird shiat below you and you'd have no idea it's there until it's too late.
 
2012-04-20 05:26:27 PM  
He died doing what he loved.
 
2012-04-20 05:27:19 PM  

JerseyTim: He died doing what he loved.


He loved screaming in terror?
 
2012-04-20 05:28:07 PM  
I'm a Shaaaark
I'm a Shaaaark
He tasted goooood
I'm a Shaaaark
 
2012-04-20 06:27:36 PM  
Diamond eaten in the rough?

P.S. Yeah, that's pretty ruff, chum.

;)
 
2012-04-20 06:28:00 PM  
cnms08.typepad.com
 
2012-04-20 06:28:10 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: JerseyTim: He died doing what he loved.

He loved screaming in terror?


game. set. match.
 
2012-04-20 06:28:41 PM  

Red Shirt Blues: He was delicious.


Can never eat PB Snickers without thinking of being eaten by sharks.
 
2012-04-20 06:29:23 PM  
South African championship bodyboarder David Lilienfeld...


I guess the title's been vacated, then.
 
2012-04-20 06:30:37 PM  
i402.photobucket.com

Still famished
 
2012-04-20 06:33:12 PM  
Too soon, Subby. Too soon.

/yeah, I laughed.
 
2012-04-20 06:41:59 PM  
huh... never thought I'd be reporting a link for NOT being a repeat
 
2012-04-20 06:59:18 PM  
bravo on the headline anyway!
 
2012-04-20 07:24:31 PM  

dahmers love zombie: Shark attack victim was a veteran windsurfer, good husband to his wife, loving fother to his children, pal to his friends, and chum to shark

It's been done, but it's still funny.


Yeah, not original. But some of the people cited in the article blame the attack on chumming, so it's topical.

/stubmitter
 
2012-04-20 07:25:39 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: huh... never thought I'd be reporting a link for NOT being a repeat


Dontcha just love fark? Tacky & tasteless are our hallmarks. :-D
 
2012-04-20 07:31:47 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: huh... never thought I'd be reporting a link for NOT being a repeat


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2012-04-20 07:39:50 PM  
I bet those sharks tore him apartheid.
 
2012-04-20 07:39:58 PM  
If you want the ultimate, you've got to be willing to pay the ultimate price. It's not tragic to die doing what you love.
 
2012-04-20 07:41:13 PM  
last heard to exclaim something about doll's eyes.
 
2012-04-20 07:43:40 PM  

Just another Heartland Weirdass: I bet those sharks tore him apartheid.


+5.

Well-played.

;)
 
2012-04-20 07:49:14 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: MaudlinMutantMollusk: huh... never thought I'd be reporting a link for NOT being a repeat

Dontcha just love fark? Tacky & tasteless are our hallmarks. :-D


I can't tell if that's what his problem is or if I'm missing a joke.

If it is because the headline is tasteless it certainly doesn't have anything on this old beaut,

We still don't know who put the "hot" in 'hottentot', or the "ape" in "apricot," but police have captured the man who put the "semen" in "the girls locked in his basement"
 
2012-04-20 07:49:27 PM  
If only there would have been a way for him to repel it...


goodcomics.comicbookresources.com
 
2012-04-20 07:52:33 PM  

Tsar_Bomba1: If only there would have been a way for him to repel it...


[goodcomics.comicbookresources.com image 499x425]


Excellent.

;)
 
2012-04-20 07:55:42 PM  

Tsar_Bomba1: If only there would have been a way for him to repel it...


[goodcomics.comicbookresources.com image 499x425]


I ran across that video a couple years ago, some of the funniest shiat ever.
 
2012-04-20 07:56:47 PM  
FTFA Why does a kid have to die before we start talking about the negative effects of chumming the coastline?? Pisses me off!!" wrote Karen Zoid under the hashtag "sharkattack" on Twitter.

We are taking comments from fark'n twitter now?
 
2012-04-20 08:01:32 PM  

dahmers love zombie: Shark attack victim was a veteran windsurfer, good husband to his wife, loving fother to his children, pal to his friends, and chum to shark

It's been done, but it's still funny.


Yes, and yes again.
 
2012-04-20 08:01:54 PM  
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2012-04-20 08:07:23 PM  

Korzine: I can't tell if that's what his problem is or if I'm missing a joke.


So far as I can tell, his problem is with the homonym "chum."

I see a 'shop or two in his profile that might be deemed offensive by normal, sane people. But, as has been pointed out already, this is Fark.
 
2012-04-20 08:10:46 PM  
RIP, Chrissie Watkins
 
2012-04-20 08:22:05 PM  
A couple of bong rips, a few beers, these comments, and this pops into my head! Hadnt thought about this game in almost 30 years! Wish I still had the shark, thats great man cave junk
i26.photobucket.com

/off to see ebay has it!
 
2012-04-20 08:38:50 PM  
Sharks in 7
 
2012-04-20 08:39:50 PM  

ISO15693: Sharks in 7


Jets in 2
 
2012-04-20 08:51:24 PM  

Gyrfalcon: ISO15693: Sharks in 7

Jets in 2


Put me down for a Jackson.
 
2012-04-20 08:54:12 PM  
I was gonna go with "Champion South African bodyboarder becomes body". This one's good too.
 
2012-04-20 08:58:15 PM  

Tsar_Bomba1: If only there would have been a way for him to repel it...

[goodcomics.comicbookresources.com image 499x425]


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2012-04-20 09:01:26 PM  

Just another Heartland Weirdass: I bet those sharks tore him apartheid.

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2012-04-20 09:15:09 PM  
"Fellas, let's be reasonable. This is not the time nor the place to perform some sort of....have assed autopsy on a fish! And I am not going to stand here and see that thing cut open and see that little Lilienfeld boy spill out all over the dock!"


www.overthinkingit.com
 
2012-04-20 09:16:39 PM  
Great Whites love nomming seals off the South African coast. This is what a boarder looks like:
img821.imageshack.us

/durrr
 
2012-04-20 09:19:06 PM  

Just another Heartland Weirdass: I bet those sharks tore him apartheid.


i759.photobucket.com

I LOL'd
 
2012-04-20 09:20:14 PM  

vodka: If you want the ultimate, you've got to be willing to pay the ultimate price. It's not tragic to die doing what you love.


And if the love remains though everything is lost, we will pay the price but we will not count the cost.
 
2012-04-20 09:20:33 PM  
Sup, playa? Shark attack time!
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2012-04-20 09:25:40 PM  

Just another Heartland Weirdass: I bet those sharks tore him apartheid.


YOU MAGNIFICENT FARKING BASTARD
 
2012-04-20 09:32:41 PM  

vodka: If you want the ultimate, you've got to be willing to pay the ultimate price. It's not tragic to die doing what you love.


Yeah, but I'm betting that his last thoughts weren't tending very close to this ideal.
 
2012-04-20 09:35:48 PM  
If I were a white kid from South Africa living in the United States I would take back the African-American monicker. What could anyone possibly say? Better than Randall taking back "porch monkey" on the whim after reminiscing of his deceased racist grandmother.

pockettacoradio.com
 
2012-04-20 09:40:59 PM  

phrenicmonkey: Great Whites love nomming seals off the South African coast. This is what a boarder looks like:
[img821.imageshack.us image 550x366]

/durrr


Sure, but even aside from that, we are land animals.

If we saw a cow out there happily swimming around, then getting eaten by a shark, we'd say the cow had it coming.
 
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