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Fark Party
Host: Yzziefrog
Description: LAST CALL - TORONTO FARK PARTY Saturday June 2. 1pm baseball game 8pm variety show. DIT
Date/Time: June 2, 2012 - Time TBD
Party Info: Toronto FarkTOpalooza

UPDATED

BASEBALL MEET UP: 12:15 in front of the fountain on the South East corner of the Rogers Centre. We will buy tickets once we are all there. Email Yzziefrog at ultrafark dot com to get a cell phone number.


June 2nd 2012.
Comedy Bar
945 Bloor Street West
Toronto, ON
(at Ossington subway station)

Our friend "Nug" Nahrgang, a long-time Fark icon in his unforgettable role as The Mustard Man, is putting together a great evening of comedy, music and burlesque to welcome Drew and maybe Mike to our hometown.

We're planning to attend the Red Sox @ Blue Jays game in the afternoon and this year, we'll make sure we're not in a 'no-alcohol' section.

The show will start at 8pm at the Comedy Bar. There will be a $10 cover charge for the artists providing the entertainment. Stand-up, some local musicians and at least one burlesque act will make for a fun night.

FEATURING:
A performance by ILLUSIONOID
http://illusionoid.com/

RED HERRING BURLESQUE DANCERS
http://www.aprofessionaldistraction.com/

Music by DEBS AND ERROL
http://debsanderrol.com/

MORE SURPRISES!
Hosted by: FRASER YOUNG


Ball, beer and boobies - a true Fark Party!

Facebook event page http://www.facebook.com/events/288597507887242/?context=create
or email y­z­zi­efrog­[nospam-﹫-backwards]kraf­artlu­*co­m for details.

IF YOU PLAN ON ATTENDING THE BASEBALL GAME YOU MUST CONTACT ME SO WE CAN COORDINATE!
 
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2012-05-02 11:26:06 AM
I'm so excited! :)
 
2012-05-02 11:28:37 AM

bluehubcap: Mr. Murder: Canada still has baseball?

We gave up on hockey.


No, Toronto gave up on hockey. Actually, all we have left is lacrosse.
 
2012-05-02 11:44:04 AM

grammarslammerbammer: bluehubcap: Mr. Murder: Canada still has baseball?

We gave up on hockey.

No, Toronto gave up on hockey. Actually, all we have left is lacrosse.


Don't forget Ultimate Tazer Ball!
 
2012-05-02 11:45:32 AM

Nug: Yep. Right here. Music booked. Burlesque booked, comedy booked. It's gonna be a great night at Comedy Bar. Plus, if we pack the place, there may be a dance party afterward.


I wonder how a Fark Open Mic Night would turn out.
 
2012-05-02 12:35:19 PM
hmmm... perhaps I'll make an appearance
 
2012-05-02 01:27:02 PM
Considering it.
 
2012-05-02 01:31:21 PM

SpaceButler: grammarslammerbammer: bluehubcap: Mr. Murder: Canada still has baseball?

We gave up on hockey.

No, Toronto gave up on hockey. Actually, all we have left is lacrosse.

Don't forget Ultimate Tazer Ball!


and the always entertaining LFL
 
2012-05-02 01:36:35 PM
Jesus Yzzie, this is one big fark party.

PM me on facebook re: tickets for the game, I'll cover yours since I bailed last year!
 
2012-05-02 05:48:10 PM
I met Nug a couple of days before your big Vegas party. He had just finished a podcast with Sean Cullen. It was awesome.

Sucks that this party will be the night before I ride my bike on the DVP.

Could you guys reschedule?
 
2012-05-03 02:58:23 AM
I will definitely show up, complete with garden plants which I promised Yizzie last year. Nothing illegal.
However I am definitely excited. I will even bring remarkable organic wonder-mixes mortared by Mennonites and me so that other Farkers may try the results of bio-dynamic experimental soil mixes on their own home gown garden plants. I want beer now. O-K?
 
2012-05-08 06:54:56 PM
Yay! Fark Party! I'll be up and walking by then too.

Anyone else coming in from Whitby/Oshawa? Wanna take the train with me?
 
2012-05-19 01:11:25 AM

FunkOut: Mr. Murder: Canada still has baseball?

Only in Toronto but they're special.


Special needs, you mean.
 
2012-05-19 01:13:15 AM
No Alcohol section? Dude, this is Toronto. We got sections with roaming ho's and ganja vendors! Rumor has it, they might ever sell hot dogs and beer for the kiddies.
 
2012-05-19 01:21:05 AM

Pointy Tail of Satan: No Alcohol section? Dude, this is Toronto. We got sections with roaming ho's and ganja vendors! Rumor has it, they might ever sell hot dogs and beer for the kiddies.


At stadium prices? Come on, man.
 
2012-05-19 04:38:46 AM
Even as a professional troll, thats pretty awesome.
 
2012-05-19 06:23:28 AM
MAAAAN, the first time I notice a Toronto Fark party and I'll be in England until June 13th. :(
 
2012-05-19 07:28:15 AM
We'll be there. May not make the game, but we'll catch you guys at the Comedy bar shindig.

We'll be the two midgets hiding in an overcoat.
 
2012-05-19 08:27:38 AM

Methadone Girls: Yay! Fark Party! I'll be up and walking by then too.

Anyone else coming in from Whitby/Oshawa? Wanna take the train with me?


I will, but you already knew that. any other takers?
 
2012-05-19 09:30:45 AM

SpaceButler: Nug: Yep. Right here. Music booked. Burlesque booked, comedy booked. It's gonna be a great night at Comedy Bar. Plus, if we pack the place, there may be a dance party afterward.

I wonder how a Fark Open Mic Night would turn out.


Armageddon.
 
2012-05-19 10:04:29 AM
Wot's all this, then?

I think I have absolutely no reason not to attend this party. June 2 is the day after my birthday and the Comedy Bar is in my 'hood - just a 10-minute walk from home.

Also, depending on the amount of alcohol imbibed at the game, it would be awesome to see one of us Farkers go streaking on the field with "FARK" painted on his chest. Just like this guy did.
 
2012-05-19 10:25:23 AM
YAY!!!! I can't wait!!

I'm getting married next weekend and Ian and I really will need time to unwind!

/Our small family wedding has morphed in 86 people shindig
//Stopped caring as long as I get my MST3K cake and Companion Cube cardbox.
 
2012-05-19 10:57:40 AM
I've never actually seen a baseball game from INSIDE the Rogers Center. I've seen some from the hotel and from the Hard Rock Cafe. But never in the stadium itself. I might have to do this.
 
2012-05-19 11:05:38 AM
Woot it'll be my first time out to one of these things and I'm bringing my single sister!
 
2012-05-19 11:13:41 AM
Am I the only one bothered by the listing of a "Blue Jays vs. Red Sox" game in Toronto? Road team first, home team second. Unless you're swinging down to Boston to watch the game, you're watching Red Sox vs. Blue Jays.

/Sorry.
 
2012-05-19 11:57:49 AM

Tristaria: Woot it'll be my first time out to one of these things and I'm bringing my single sister!


I didn't know it was pot luck.
 
2012-05-19 12:05:49 PM

Methadone Girls: Tristaria: Woot it'll be my first time out to one of these things and I'm bringing my single sister!

I didn't know it was pot luck.


eh?
 
2012-05-19 01:53:40 PM
You know ... this is only a way to get everyone who is Canadian registered on page, eh?

I sense 'Canadian Bacon' conspiracy.



/oh, and I'll be there too
 
2012-05-19 01:54:46 PM
You know ... this is only a way to get everyone who is Canadian registered on one page, eh?

I sense 'Canadian Bacon' conspiracy.



/oh, and I'll be there too
 
2012-05-19 01:56:12 PM
See? Conspiracy!

/comment 'flood', my eye
 
2012-05-19 02:55:48 PM
Fack. It has to be the day of the CFA exam.... -groan-
 
2012-05-19 02:56:44 PM
So what's the process for getting tix for the ball game? I assume that we're looking at nosebleed seats.

I'm going to eat peanut butter sandwiches, quit smoking, park the car and walk, and short my landlord for the rent, and then maybe I will be able to afford TWO beers at the Rogers Centre.
 
2012-05-19 03:36:05 PM
I hate being poor...
I have a passport and everything...

:(
 
2012-05-19 07:15:16 PM
For those who want tix, I'm checking something out through my work perks, otherwise we'll gather at a certain meeting point and send someone to buy at the gate. The idea is to all sit together, and pre-buying creates 2 problems: either I get stuck with tickets from no-shows, or some people show up without notice and they won't get to sit with us.

Stay tuned.
 
2012-05-20 09:21:56 AM

Methadone Girls: Tristaria: Methadone Girls: Tristaria: Woot it'll be my first time out to one of these things and I'm bringing my single sister!

I didn't know it was pot luck.

eh?

I didn't know we had to bring something to share...

With the group...

I thought it was funny.


Glad I could amuse.
 
2012-05-26 01:03:07 AM
Awwwwww yeah

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2012-05-26 01:08:08 AM
OK, so, what time are these various thingies (baseball etc) starting on Saturday, for those of us that are roadtripping in from south of the border and have to figure out whose couches to crash on and when? :)
 
2012-05-26 01:12:15 AM
I live in Chicago and have never attended a Chicago Fark Party.

But if I was single, I would probably book this in an instant.

I love Toronto.
 
2012-05-26 01:19:25 AM
Most likely in for the show. Possibly in for the ball. Also, woo!

Taking the train in from K-W and crashing at a friend's place downtown. Y'all's a good excuse.
 
2012-05-26 01:19:34 AM

Mike: roadtripping


oh don't be silly, you can't drive to Canada
 
2012-05-26 01:24:10 AM
Must talk future wife in to this trip...
 
2012-05-26 01:24:51 AM

frickinsweet: you can't drive to Canada


It's closer than the last Fark party I drove to :p
 
2012-05-26 04:00:12 AM
Drew must have a liver made of The Hammer of Thor.
/Dude, teach me...
 
2012-05-26 12:00:34 PM

frickinsweet: Mike: roadtripping

oh don't be silly, you can't drive to Canada


As long as he keeps an eye open for the polar bears and the beavers, he can certainly drive. Just head north and turn left at the big igloo. Also, remember that dog-sleds have the right of way.
 
2012-05-26 12:44:40 PM
I'm going to see if I can make it. This is will the first ever if I do.
I wonder if I'll end up standing behind people and listen to them talk, like the way I lurk on FARK.

I still owe Drew a drink. :)
 
2012-05-29 06:53:41 PM
I'm not going to be able to make it to this. I'm completely broke and I can't make it into the city. Have fun, guys. :)
 
2012-05-29 08:48:45 PM
Change of plan - not making the ball game, but I'll be at the bar.

Can't wait to see y'all again!
 
2012-05-29 10:37:48 PM
Apparently we have to confirm for the game? I am confirming. I think...
 
2012-05-29 11:43:09 PM
Want.

I haven't become insanely intoxicated while having an enormous amount of fun with complete strangers since my last family reunion.
 
2012-05-30 12:11:07 AM
Crapola. Just flew home from TO to Vancouver yesterday.

Time to schedule a vancouver event.
 
2012-05-30 02:01:46 PM
I plan on attending both the game and the night's festivities. I'll email you now Yzziefrog.
 
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