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Fark Party
Host: Yzziefrog
Description: LAST CALL - TORONTO FARK PARTY Saturday June 2. 1pm baseball game 8pm variety show. DIT
Date/Time: June 2, 2012 - Time TBD
Party Info: Toronto FarkTOpalooza

UPDATED

BASEBALL MEET UP: 12:15 in front of the fountain on the South East corner of the Rogers Centre. We will buy tickets once we are all there. Email Yzziefrog at ultrafark dot com to get a cell phone number.


June 2nd 2012.
Comedy Bar
945 Bloor Street West
Toronto, ON
(at Ossington subway station)

Our friend "Nug" Nahrgang, a long-time Fark icon in his unforgettable role as The Mustard Man, is putting together a great evening of comedy, music and burlesque to welcome Drew and maybe Mike to our hometown.

We're planning to attend the Red Sox @ Blue Jays game in the afternoon and this year, we'll make sure we're not in a 'no-alcohol' section.

The show will start at 8pm at the Comedy Bar. There will be a $10 cover charge for the artists providing the entertainment. Stand-up, some local musicians and at least one burlesque act will make for a fun night.

FEATURING:
A performance by ILLUSIONOID
http://illusionoid.com/

RED HERRING BURLESQUE DANCERS
http://www.aprofessionaldistraction.com/

Music by DEBS AND ERROL
http://debsanderrol.com/

MORE SURPRISES!
Hosted by: FRASER YOUNG


Ball, beer and boobies - a true Fark Party!

Facebook event page http://www.facebook.com/events/288597507887242/?context=create
or email yzzi­efr­o­g­[nospam-﹫-backwards]k­raf­ar­tlu­*c­om for details.

IF YOU PLAN ON ATTENDING THE BASEBALL GAME YOU MUST CONTACT ME SO WE CAN COORDINATE!
 
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2012-04-20 02:52:59 PM
Well f*ck. I have to get cracking on getting border crossing papers.
 
2012-04-20 02:54:24 PM
Your headline would be less confusing if you listed the MLB game properly as Red Sox @ Blue Jays. Have fun.
 
2012-04-20 02:59:10 PM
Baseball? I'm down.
 
2012-04-20 03:17:27 PM
Ima gonna try to make this one.
 
2012-04-20 03:23:13 PM
Does that Mustard Man fellow have a Fark handle yet or what?
 
2012-04-20 03:30:23 PM
Canada still has baseball?
 
2012-04-20 03:32:29 PM

Mr. Murder: Canada still has baseball?


Only in Toronto but they're special.
 
2012-04-20 03:39:35 PM
Baseball seems appropriate for a Fark party. You get to watch a group of men playing with their bats and balls.
 
2012-04-20 03:41:34 PM
Now THIS ... this i can probably do.
 
2012-04-20 03:43:28 PM
Hmm, 12 hour drive sounds like fun. Maybe.
 
2012-04-20 03:43:36 PM
Have a cruller or two for me.
 
2012-04-20 03:44:07 PM
peck?
Lar?
Olaf?

Beuller?
 
2012-04-20 03:47:16 PM

Thudfark: Have a cruller or two for me.


Aw, come visit your 'beria friends. Then visit your rest of Toronto friends :)
 
2012-04-20 03:47:22 PM
Tempting... but my weekends are usually otherwise booked.

Maybe someday.

/Go Jays!!
/just stop putting in 'relief' pitching, mmmkay?
 
2012-04-20 03:48:47 PM
Squee! I'm so excited! :)
 
2012-04-20 03:49:00 PM

Mr. Murder: Canada still has baseball?


We gave up on hockey.
 
2012-04-20 03:51:48 PM

bluehubcap: Thudfark: Have a cruller or two for me.

Aw, come visit your 'beria friends. Then visit your rest of Toronto friends :)


I'll start swimming now. Should be there aboot next July.

bluehubcap: Mr. Murder: Canada still has baseball?

We gave up on hockey.


The Marlies actually won last night.
 
2012-04-20 03:51:48 PM
Oh neat, will try to make this. I've never been to a meet up before.


/bookmark.
 
2012-04-20 03:54:10 PM
Oh, Thud won't be there? Huh. It might be worth the 2 hour drive down the 401 then.
 
2012-04-20 03:58:24 PM
I'll make an effort to show up to this one. I wanted to go last year but got I drunk and forgot about the whole thing.
 
2012-04-20 03:59:22 PM

BurnShrike: Oh, Thud won't be there? Huh. It might be worth the 2 hour drive down the 401 then.


Try not to hit any abutments or gas tankers on the way. That would break way too many hearts. Can't have that.
 
2012-04-20 04:00:22 PM
This I might do.
 
2012-04-20 04:02:50 PM
Depends on whether I can get permission.

And my long standing tradition of being mysterious and anonymous, of being an enema.


Hmmm... that doesn't look right.
 
2012-04-20 04:02:50 PM
Hmmmmmm. Pretty Toronto maids.
Beer. . .
Hmmmmmmmmm.
 
2012-04-20 04:03:59 PM
Dammit. I'm in a golf tournament that afternoon. I'd join for the evening, but there is no chance I'll be able to drive by then
 
2012-04-20 04:04:09 PM

CrazedHatter: Well f*ck. I have to get cracking on getting border crossing papers.


You better! Wouldn't be the same without you!

generalDisdain: Your headline would be less confusing if you listed the MLB game properly as Red Sox @ Blue Jays. Have fun.


Feel free to organize it next time.

shortymac: Squee! I'm so excited! :)


Bring extra underpants!

Arthur Prefect: Oh neat, will try to make this. I've never been to a meet up before.


It's some of the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
 
2012-04-20 04:04:41 PM

bluehubcap: Mr. Murder: Canada still has baseball?

We gave up on hockey.


For me, I am really only interested in teams that have won Championships in my lifetime...
 
2012-04-20 04:05:38 PM

Thudfark: bluehubcap: Thudfark: Have a cruller or two for me.

Aw, come visit your 'beria friends. Then visit your rest of Toronto friends :)

I'll start swimming now. Should be there aboot next July.

bluehubcap: Mr. Murder: Canada still has baseball?

We gave up on hockey.

The Marlies actually won last night.


Swim fast, you can make it by June.

The Marlies are seriously underpaid. I say we give them the ACC, the good gyms and the better salaries. The Leafs aren't doing anything with it.
 
2012-04-20 04:06:37 PM

Lego_Addict: I'll make an effort to show up to this one. I wanted to go last year but got I drunk and forgot about the whole thing.


Funny, see, I got drunk and then forgot parts of it.

It all works out in the end.

I_Am_Weasel: Depends on whether I can get permission.


I'll write your mom a note.
 
2012-04-20 04:14:20 PM

Yzziefrog: CrazedHatter: Well f*ck. I have to get cracking on getting border crossing papers.

You better! Wouldn't be the same without you!

generalDisdain: Your headline would be less confusing if you listed the MLB game properly as Red Sox @ Blue Jays. Have fun.

Feel free to organize it next time.

shortymac: Squee! I'm so excited! :)

Bring extra underpants!

Arthur Prefect: Oh neat, will try to make this. I've never been to a meet up before.

It's some of the most fun you can have with your clothes on.


Hahaha, well I'm sold ;)
 
2012-04-20 04:21:58 PM
I will be there!

If any fellow Fark Motorcyclists TM from the Niagara/Hamilton region are going to be attending, let's meet up and convoy!
 
2012-04-20 04:27:12 PM
*scribble scribble*

Missed the last 2 for no good reasons and felt ... well.... not good about that.

/You'll see me there.

//You'll recognize me cause I look like my Dad.
 
2012-04-20 04:28:40 PM
Crap. Why do you always schedule those on the week-end of my daughter's birthday?
 
2012-04-20 04:41:48 PM

Flab: Crap. Why do you always schedule those on the week-end of my daughter's birthday?


Because someone has to cry.
 
2012-04-20 04:42:43 PM

poot42: *scribble scribble*

Missed the last 2 for no good reasons and felt ... well.... not good about that.

/You'll see me there.

//You'll recognize me cause I look like my Dad.


Oh, yeah. Poot42's dad. I know him like a brother.

???
 
2012-04-20 04:42:59 PM
You know I'll be there!
 
2012-04-20 04:45:13 PM

poot42: *scribble scribble*

Missed the last 2 for no good reasons and felt ... well.... not good about that.

/You'll see me there.

//You'll recognize me cause I look like my Dad.


... that would work if we knew who that was. Keep in mind, this is something that farkers will latch on to and never let you forget.
 
2012-04-20 04:45:52 PM
Lots of good restaurants and sh*t just east of the park from there too. If you go even further east the restaurants get SUPER nice but expensive. Go to far? Well I recommend staying in the car with the doors locked.

Who are the musical acts?
 
2012-04-20 04:49:39 PM

IrishCanadian: You know I'll be there!


You better otherwise I'm crashing your wedding dressed as a chicken playing the vuvuzela.

/might still do it just for fun
 
2012-04-20 04:50:30 PM

here to help:
Who are the musical acts?


TBD
 
2012-04-20 04:52:59 PM

Thudfark: BurnShrike: Oh, Thud won't be there? Huh. It might be worth the 2 hour drive down the 401 then.

Try not to hit any abutments or gas tankers on the way. That would break way too many hearts. Can't have that.


Good thinking. I wouldn't want to disappoint all the people who have me favourited by not being able to make any jokes anymore. Thanks for looking out for me.
 
2012-04-20 04:54:17 PM

Bob_Laublaw: peck?


What?
 
2012-04-20 04:54:42 PM

here to help: Lots of good restaurants and sh*t just east of the park from there too. If you go even further east the restaurants get SUPER nice but expensive. Go to far? Well I recommend staying in the car with the doors locked.

Who are the musical acts?


Apparently, Yzziefrog is playing the vuvuzela.

/I'll be there
 
2012-04-20 05:01:35 PM

Yzziefrog: TBD


To Be Drinkin'?

If you're still looking I know a couple of really good bands in the area. Off the top of my head I could probably get you a really good jazz ensemble or a wacky country swingabilly outfit who are also very talented.

I mostly know rock/metal acts though but that might be a little too insane for a Fark party.
 
2012-04-20 05:02:47 PM

bluehubcap:
Apparently, Yzziefrog is playing the vuvuzela.

/I'll be there


With or without her mouth?
 
2012-04-20 05:05:30 PM

here to help: Yzziefrog: TBD

To Be Drinkin'?

If you're still looking I know a couple of really good bands in the area. Off the top of my head I could probably get you a really good jazz ensemble or a wacky country swingabilly outfit who are also very talented.
.


Leave a note for Nug on the FB page - he's in charge of talent, since he has some and I don't.

Whiskey Dickens: bluehubcap:
Apparently, Yzziefrog is playing the vuvuzela.

/I'll be there

With or without her mouth?


Finding that out is what the $10 cover charge is for.
 
2012-04-20 05:06:09 PM
Thank you Warchild!
 
2012-04-20 05:11:34 PM

Yzziefrog: Thank you Warchild!


No problem Yzzie! :)
 
2012-04-20 05:11:37 PM

Yzziefrog: Leave a note for Nug on the FB page - he's in charge of talent, since he has some and I don't.


Hmm... I don't actually have a Fark oriented FB page as of yet and I'm not sure I'd want Farkers crawling around on my personal one. No offense. Maybe I'll set one up but I'm sure he's got something goin'. It'd be cool if you guys got White Cowbell to play but they are EXPENSIVE and I'm not even sure they're still together. Very funny guys.
 
2012-04-20 05:25:47 PM

peck: Bob_Laublaw: peck?

What?


That was easy..... hmmmmmm....

Jennifer Love Hewitt?
-------

I was thinking in terms of the old fogeys who I'd hitchhike to TO to meet, and the three of you came to mind. How is the fruit of your loins these days? Getting big? Riding motocycles yet?
 
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