BurnShrike: Dr. Yolanda Beavers

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Just tell her to get stuffed. That should do it.

She is angry at the penis

Christian values : "You will be persecuted for no reason"

how far we have come....

So let me get this straight: Jaquitta reported that Sarquetta who was represented by Mawuli Mel, was concerned for her daughter Azure. What African country did this happen in?

HotWingConspiracy: ham-operator: So the girl learned what a boy looks like. How is that tramatic? God forbid she attend a sex education class and see the same thing.

They don't show you children's dicks in sex ed.

I know right? Our teacher was normal and just showed us his.

Abe Vigoda's Ghost:
/Please

I love hearing Americans being called out byh actual Africans who have migrated here abotut their stupid mock African names.
And no, the REAL africans don't appreciate you calling yourselves "Aficam-Americam" and making up Mocking names, and acting a fool and not farking working.
And Yes, they do think Charlize Theron is more african than you'll ever be.

hey YO,
Yo Landa
Yo Landa Beavers
Where are you
Yo
I want to go to the land of beavers too

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: shadowmaster: So let me get this straight: Jaquitta reported that Sarquetta who was represented by Mawuli Mel, was concerned for her daughter Azure. What African country did this happen in?

Decatur, GA. I think it's next to Niger.


/Please


Sort of. This school is outside the city limts and is no mans land.

ham-operator: So the girl learned what a boy looks like. How is that tramatic? God forbid she attend a sex education class and see the same thing.

I'd normally agree, but damn, having an authority figure shove a naked pic of one of your CLASSMATES in your face at age 11? Ewwww

Urbn: ham-operator: So the girl learned what a boy looks like. How is that tramatic? God forbid she attend a sex education class and see the same thing.

I'd normally agree, but damn, having an authority figure shove a naked pic of one of your CLASSMATES in your face at age 11? Ewwww

I hope to God the DA puts him up on charges of distribution of child pornography.

For the lulz.

HotWingConspiracy: ham-operator: So the girl learned what a boy looks like. How is that tramatic? God forbid she attend a sex education class and see the same thing.

They don't show you children's dicks in sex ed.

My parents gave me a book when I was about 10 (because they were too chicken to give me The Talk) that had realistc drawings of children in various stages of growth, from "hasn't started puberty" to "basically an adult".

/yes, I fapped to it

Freezebyte: Unless their black boys

Who owns black boys??

I though you Americans finally outlawed slavery?!?

How is Ass-Ass Principal Beavers not facing charges for this? Corrupting a minor, something something?

What do black people eat?
Italians eat Italian,Mexicans, Mexican and Greeks,Greek....
too obscure?

Farking Canuck: Freezebyte: Unless their black boys

Who owns black boys??

I though you Americans finally outlawed slavery?!?

I hate you farking grammar nazi's....

Thats a suing. Seriously WTF was that woman thinking? even if girl was guilty ( she isn't) Dr.Beavers committed a crime byt showing those pics to the girl.

"Have you been looking at naked boys on your cell phone?"

"No."

"Then what do you call.....THIS!"

"Ah! A naked boy!"

"AHA! You've been looking at naked boys on your cell phone!"

namegoeshere: How is Ass-Ass Principal Beavers not facing charges for this? Corrupting a minor, something something?

If I showed a minor kiddie porn on a cell phone, I'd be something something a dead man.
How is this creep walking around?

Freezebyte: Farking Canuck: Freezebyte: Unless their black boys

Who owns black boys??

I though you Americans finally outlawed slavery?!?

I hate you farking grammar nazi's....

If it makes you feel any better, we die a little bit inside every time someone confuses they're/there/their or your/you're.

/it's not like it is a second language for you
//is it?

vudukungfu: namegoeshere: How is Ass-Ass Principal Beavers not facing charges for this? Corrupting a minor, something something?

If I showed a minor kiddie porn on a cell phone, I'd be something something a dead man.
How is this creep walking around?

You are now on the Registry for thinking about showing minors kiddie porn. Please proceed to your nearest police station to fill out the paperwork. And stay out of the park, perv.

spentmiles: When I was in middle school, way back before cell phones, I wanted to "sext" this girl in my class. So, I laid stomach-down on the school copy machine with my pants pulled down. Well, whoever had been using the copy machine had set it to like 500 copies, so all of these pictures of my junk started shooting out. I collected up the stack, but what the hell was I supposed to do with 500 pictures of my baby python and prunes? I didn't want to waste them, so I just started handing them out to anyone I passed in the hall. I said, "You like the reflection? Then you should see the real thing." Turns out my mom was over complimentary. Everyone laughed and then they threw me out of school.

Are you Pocket Ninja's alt?

Yaxe: spentmiles: When I was in middle school, way back before cell phones, I wanted to "sext" this girl in my class. So, I laid stomach-down on the school copy machine with my pants pulled down. Well, whoever had been using the copy machine had set it to like 500 copies, so all of these pictures of my junk started shooting out. I collected up the stack, but what the hell was I supposed to do with 500 pictures of my baby python and prunes? I didn't want to waste them, so I just started handing them out to anyone I passed in the hall. I said, "You like the reflection? Then you should see the real thing." Turns out my mom was over complimentary. Everyone laughed and then they threw me out of school.

Are you Pocket Ninja's alt?

No! We have two super-awesome Fark troll-boys!

Yaxe: Are you Pocket Ninja's alt?

As if he had an alt that was the acid casualty of the drug wars.

she made her look at a picture of johnny's boner?

So, possession of child porn, distribution of child porn, endangering the welfare of a minor, what am I missing?

That's what they'd do to anyone else, so do the same to the VP. Why is the school even involved with this? Just tell the parents.

oh noes das peener!

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Assistant Assistant Principal for an elementary school. No wonder schools have no money to operate. It's all spent on worthless administrators.

That's DOCTOR Assistant Assistant Principal to you!

Administrator with a PhD in Ed? I'm guessing a six figure salary.

colon_pow: she made her look at a picture of johnny's boner?

She'd never seen one "angry" before.

vudukungfu: colon_pow: she made her look at a picture of johnny's boner?

She'd never seen one "angry" before.

Shaquetta is angry about the penis. She is angry at Dr. Beavers as well.

A 6 year old throws a fit - that's a handcuffin' by the pohleese.

An assistant principal shows kiddie porn to a child - yeah, uhm... we will look into that y'all.

If we insist on labeling kids and teens as sex offenders for 'dristributing porn' on cell phones, then we'd better register this dumb biatch too.

What a naked cell phone might look like:

Personally, I do not find it all that offensive.

FTFA: "The Assistant Principal was trying to get to the bottom..."

Well there's your problem right there.

Am I the only one who's siding with the assistant principal on this?

Seriously, if I'm running a school and 11 year-olds are sending nekkid pictures of themselves to each other, the quickest way to put a stop to that nonsense is show the pics to every kid in the class. Preferably with sarcastic commentary.

Mouser: Am I the only one who's siding with the assistant principal on this?

Seriously, if I'm running a school and 11 year-olds are sending nekkid pictures of themselves to each other, the quickest way to put a stop to that nonsense is show the pics to every kid in the class. Preferably with sarcastic commentary.

Newsletter please.
/aisle seat

Mouser: Am I the only one who's siding with the assistant principal on this?

Seriously, if I'm running a school and 11 year-olds are sending nekkid pictures of themselves to each other, the quickest way to put a stop to that nonsense is show the pics to every kid in the class. Preferably with sarcastic commentary.

Corporal punishment is very effective but that's banned as well! What is this world coming to??

From the fourth paragraph on they unfold in a linearly.

Whoops, stoney typo--the reason I decided to answer those in the first place.

Farking Canuck: Mouser: Am I the only one who's siding with the assistant principal on this?

Seriously, if I'm running a school and 11 year-olds are sending nekkid pictures of themselves to each other, the quickest way to put a stop to that nonsense is show the pics to every kid in the class. Preferably with sarcastic commentary.

Corporal punishment is very effective but that's banned as well! What is this world coming to??

Apparently not cell phone porn.

Fortunately they recovered transcripts of the preceding meeting.

Balbricker: Now, Mr. Carter. I know this is completely unorthodox. But I think this is the only way to find that boy. Now that penis had a mole on it - I'd recognize that penis anywhere. In spite of the juvenile snickers of some, this is a serious matter. That seducer and despoiler must be stopped; he's extremely dangerous. And, Mr. Carter, I'm certain that everyone in this room knows who that is. He's a contemptible little pervert who...

Mr. Carter: Miss Balbricker!

Balbricker: Well, I'm sorry, but I've got him now, and I'm not going to let him slip through my fingers again. Now, all I'm asking is that you give me five boys for a few minutes. The coaches can be present - Tommy Turner and any four boys you see fit to choose and we... and we... can put a stop to this menace. And it is a menace.

[pause]

Balbricker: Well, what are you gonna do about it?

Mr. Carter: Five young boys in the nude, a police line-up so that you can identify his tallywhacker. Please, please can we call it a "tallywhacker"? Penis is so ppp... penis is so personal.

Balbricker: We can put hoods over their heads to avoid embarrassment. Now listen: we have got to do it, as distasteful as it is. I know it's him. That

[pause]

Balbricker: tallywhacker had a mole on it. And that mole is the key to it.

Mr. Carter: Miss Balbricker, do you realize the difficulty of your request? Now, I would be very happy to, uh, to apprehend the young man myself. But can you imagine what the board of education would say if you were granted a line-up in order to examine their private pa... their private parts for an incriminating mole?

Balbricker: But Mr. Carter.

Coach Brakett: Mr. Carter, I think I have a way out of this. We, uh, call the police, and we have 'em send over one of their sketch artists. And Miss Balbricker can give a description. We can put up "Wanted" posters all over school... "Have you seen this prick? Report immediately to Beulah Balbricker. Do not attempt to apprehend this prick, as it is armed and dangerous. It was last seen hanging out in the girls' locker room at Angel Beach High School."

The most important fact, which is whose phone contained the picture in question, is completely absent from the story. If it's the kid's phone, then what the vice principal did was no big deal. If not, then maybe the vice principal shouldn't have done that.

BurnShrike: Dr. Yolanda Beavers

ham-operator: So the girl learned what a boy looks like. How is that tramatic? God forbid she attend a sex education class and see the same thing.

hehehe