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(Media Matters)   Bill O'Reilly on why Glee is going to turn kids gay: "When I was a teenager and I saw James Dean smoking, it made me want to smoke"   (mediamatters.org) divider line 96
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2012-04-20 12:56:44 PM  
20 votes:
...pole.
2012-04-20 01:35:24 PM  
8 votes:
I've seen plenty of dicks sucked in porn. It's kind of a standard practice. I've never seen a dick getting sucked and thought to myself "Damn biatch, get out of the way, I want that."

And you know what, this needs Louis CK. NSFW obviously.
2012-04-20 01:07:55 PM  
8 votes:
So looking at James Dean made him want to suck on something?
2012-04-20 12:52:41 PM  
8 votes:
Fortunately Bill O'Reilly grew up with manly heterosexual role models, like Errol Flynn, Rock Hudson, and well, Jimmy Dean.

Let's not forget Liberace and Jonathan Winters, while we're on the subject.

No sissy crybabies on TV in those days.

Except for Jack Parr of the Tonight Show.
2012-04-20 01:22:41 PM  
6 votes:
Homosexuality is just like smoking in that anyone can become addicted to it?

Bill is telling us more about himself than he thinks.
2012-04-20 01:25:39 PM  
5 votes:

kbronsito: So looking at James Dean made him want to suck on something?


I think he meant Jimmy Dean, who made him want to put meat in his mouth.
2012-04-20 03:09:21 PM  
4 votes:
Mock all you want, but Bill O is right.

Good Times turned me black.

And poor.
2012-04-20 02:25:32 PM  
4 votes:
It's a good thing he didn't grow up on a farm.
2012-04-20 01:38:44 PM  
4 votes:
If he's that impressionable, could somebody please send him a link to the Budd Dwyer video?
2012-04-20 03:37:33 PM  
3 votes:
Me in 2010

3.bp.blogspot.com

Then
www.homorazzi.com

images2.wikia.nocookie.net
www.downtownvancouver.com

www.blogcdn.com
2012-04-20 03:29:58 PM  
3 votes:

JRoo: So who was Bill O'Reilly watching that turned him into a raging asshole?


crooksandliars.com
2012-04-20 02:52:55 PM  
3 votes:

palelizard: bobbette: Programs that have sympathetic gay characters instead of demonizing gay people reflect more gay-positive attitudes among youth, and that young LGBTQ people exist. Young people have been way ahead of the entertainment industry on this one for a long time.

Q?


images.wikia.com
2012-04-20 02:13:07 PM  
3 votes:
Bill saw 2 girls 1 cup and ever since he's been a shiat eater
2012-04-20 02:11:21 PM  
3 votes:
Hey Billy - if your son is watching Glee, he's already gay.
2012-04-20 02:08:50 PM  
3 votes:
Dear Bill
Why couldn't you have watched James Dean driving instead?
2012-04-20 12:59:44 PM  
3 votes:
He's a weak minded tool, then. I wonder if we showed him pop-culture portrayals of some irate blow-hard shutting the Fark up it'll finally put an end to his idiocy.
2012-04-20 07:11:49 PM  
2 votes:
We're here!
We're LGBTAQAIXYZ!
We're not going anywhaqaixyz!
2012-04-20 06:08:56 PM  
2 votes:
SO many Republican congressmen watched THIS when they were young...

yourpopfilter.com

johnkstuff.blogspot.com.au

www.animationartgallery.com

lh5.googleusercontent.com

Just sayin'.
2012-04-20 06:04:04 PM  
2 votes:
I have a word describing my own sexuality that I demand everyone use. It's not really a word, more of a...hm...it's like a birdcall, a little bit, with a throaty warble at the start, and then it rises into a clear, ringing tone, followed by several hoarse barks, and then a whinnying laugh.

No wait, crap, I remember now. I'm straight. That sound is what I do during sex.
2012-04-20 04:44:12 PM  
2 votes:

mod3072: I don't really want to defend Glee because I think it's pretty retarded, but if this is gay, then damn, I don't think I want to be straight anymore:

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 409x283]

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 435x600]

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 435x600]

[img.thesun.co.uk image 532x497]

Wait, what's that? There are gay kids on the show? Sorry, I was too busy furiously masturbating over the stupid hot cheerleaders to notice.


This. Watched 3 episodes and that was enough for me, but if you're a supposedly straight guy and all you notice are the gay characters, I got some bad news for you...
2012-04-20 03:29:47 PM  
2 votes:

archichris:

Have you ever heard of the concept of Peer Pressure? Because there are about ten thousand activist or community organizations which combat all aspects of peer pressure in society from tobacco to drugs to teen sex to guns to alcohol to female self respect issues, date rape issues, college hazing, sports bullying, classroom bullying, cyber bullying.....etc.... You can pretty much pick any topic you can think of that relates to children and there is a group which exists to convince kids in that situation to do the right thing. Glee apparently tries to convince kids that if you are gay you should joint he glee club and if you aren't gay it means you will be cool and become a star if you turn gay and then join the glee club. Where is Jeff Winger when you need him?

Every one of those exists because Children do not possess the maturity to protect themselves from outside pressure to think, act, abuse, submit, or otherwise fall prey to an idea pushed by a predator or a self destructive impulse.

If you want to grant homosexuality a special protection from every other influence that we try to protect children from, that is your prerogative. But you will of course be engaging in hypocrisy in an attempt to protect a particular political agenda.

Its always a shame when Children run afoul of one of the left wings pet crusades.....its probably the last legal way you can abuse a child.....to use a left wing activism situation when you do it.



So, watching O'Reilly turned you into a stupid asshole?
2012-04-20 03:17:27 PM  
2 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com

Watching The Venture Brothers made me grow a mullet, travel back in time, and put Edgar Allan Poe in a headlock.
2012-04-20 03:03:43 PM  
2 votes:

Rapmaster2000: I hear The Gay is contagious.


You have no idea.... My wife and I drove past a Gay bar a few years back with the windows down, didn't stop or anything, just drove by @ 40 mph. As soon as we got home, I started dressing in her clothes, and she sat around in front of the TV scratching her crotch and farting.

Luckily, this only lasted a year or so. Not sure what happened, maybe it's like crabs? You get the Gay in your hair,and it gets transferred to your clothes, and then back to your hair. Over and over. Shaving my head didn't help. I did that to make the wigs fit better, and the Gay still stayed in the house. It affected our dog AND our Catholic priest(Although, to be fair, maybe he had his own case of the Gay). Either way, we had to trash our clothes and our bed, and get the house tented and sprayed for Gay. We've been Gay-free for two years now, I think the worst is behind us. And all from just driving past Gay people, can you believe it? Poor Mr. O'Reilly, I think it's also communicable via TV broadcasts.
2012-04-20 02:53:23 PM  
2 votes:

Biological Ali: Watching The Wire turned me into an unstable police officer who breaks all the rules but whose heart is nonetheless in the right place.


Watching Game of Thrones turned me into a cynical, wise-cracking dwarf, who yet somehow manages to hold on to his humanity amid a sea of corruption and ruthlessness.
2012-04-20 02:47:01 PM  
2 votes:
Watching The Wire turned me into an unstable police officer who breaks all the rules but whose heart is nonetheless in the right place.
2012-04-20 02:46:42 PM  
2 votes:
Just what kind of experimentation are we talking about here? I'm concerned that today's youth may not have developed knowledge to design a proper experiment. There are potentially a lot of confounding variables, not to mention selection bias...

imgs.xkcd.com

/Programs that have sympathetic gay characters instead of demonizing gay people reflect more gay-positive attitudes among youth, and that young LGBTQ people exist. Young people have been way ahead of the entertainment industry on this one for a long time.
//Everyone figures out what they like at some point via trial and error, thus everyone experiments, Carlson, you dumb cow.
2012-04-20 02:45:07 PM  
2 votes:

Headso: mod3072: I was too busy furiously masturbating over the stupid hot cheerleaders to notice.

they have porn on the internet now.


The internet? Is that thing still around?
2012-04-20 02:36:48 PM  
2 votes:

Salt Lick Steady: It's a good thing he didn't grow up on a farm.


Yep - I remember growing up on the farm we had two male dogs that would fark the hell out of each others asses... but homosexuality is not natural amirite? I'm sure they probably were exposed to gay porn as young pups and were involved in dangerous experimentation.

/ Wouldn't be surprised if they also dabbled in mixed fibers and forbidden shellfish...
2012-04-20 02:36:41 PM  
2 votes:
slayer199:
You mean you don't watch Sasha Grey get pounded in the ass and think, "Damn, I wish that was my ass!"

I do often think "Damn, I'm glad that's not my couch". Sort of a different principle at work there I suspect...
2012-04-20 02:36:37 PM  
2 votes:

Lunaville: O'Reilly aside, is Glee still on the air? I lost interest in it when Quinn plots to get her baby back story line was introduced and haven't kept up with it at all.


She could have just gone to Chilli's.
2012-04-20 02:32:13 PM  
2 votes:
Gay sex images go in, desire comes out. You can't explain that.
2012-04-20 02:31:21 PM  
2 votes:
listening to Rush Limbaugh turned me into an over weight junkie
2012-04-20 02:22:43 PM  
2 votes:
I wish O'Reilly would drive a Porche like James Dean.
2012-04-20 02:19:09 PM  
2 votes:
Anti-gay bigots admit that they could easily be persuaded to participate in homosexual activities. It's not news, it's Fark.com.
2012-04-20 02:17:16 PM  
2 votes:
I don't know any gay people that watch Glee . . .

But then again my friends are cool.
2012-04-20 02:12:37 PM  
2 votes:
Who was on TV when he was a kid that made him want to jam falafels up his ass during sex?
2012-04-20 02:11:55 PM  
2 votes:
I'd just like to go ahead and state for the record that being an uptight, homophobic asshole is a learned behavior.

And my surname is Le Zombie.
2012-04-20 02:11:35 PM  
2 votes:
Well, he's right. TV can make you violent too.

Like when I see Bill O'Reilly it makes me want to kill Bill O'Reilly.
2012-04-20 01:58:50 PM  
2 votes:

GAT_00: I've seen plenty of dicks sucked in porn. It's kind of a standard practice. I've never seen a dick getting sucked and thought to myself "Damn biatch, get out of the way, I want that."


LMAO.

You mean you don't watch Sasha Grey get pounded in the ass and think, "Damn, I wish that was my ass!"
2012-04-20 01:35:05 PM  
2 votes:
so if he saw james dean suck a dick, then he's want to slobber on some dude's knob?

talk about giving into peer preasure!
2012-04-20 01:30:13 PM  
2 votes:
Bill O'Reilly sounds easily influenced.
2012-04-20 01:23:45 PM  
2 votes:
It's a good thing no cool kids went and jumped off a bridge then.
2012-04-22 05:12:55 PM  
1 votes:

JerseyTim: Gretchen Carlson is so remarkably stupid that it's actually quite exciting to see. I'm not trying to insult her. I'm talking about the verifiable, proven fact of her stupidity.

I mean, just read this:
"I'm with you on this Bill because I wholeheartedly believe, in today's society, that kids are experimenting with homosexuality. We see it in celebrities who maybe just do it on the side, and it may be drug-fueled."

It's mind boggling.


How the unholy fark do you 'do it on the side'? I like guys. I like girls. I don't 'do that on the side'--I see a naked chick, my gut reaction is 'holy crap, nekkid chick!'. (Until the Asperger's kicks in, anyway.)

Seriously, what on Earth does 'do it on the side' even mean?
2012-04-21 01:21:48 AM  
1 votes:

Natsumi: Dwight_Yeast: Natsumi: What does watching Supernatural make you?

Occasionally break the fourth wall. And watch "Japanese animated porn".
.

Oh dear...

/tries to delete all hentai


You cannot delete faster than the tentacles can penetrate you.
2012-04-20 09:10:01 PM  
1 votes:

ShawnDoc: The My Little Pony Killer: Bill O'Reilly sounds easily influenced.

Remember the phone sex scandal with Bill from a few years back? Pretty sure as part of the phone sex he talked about shoving a dildo up his own ass. So based on that, and his belief that if he'd seen gay characters on television growing up it would have made him want to be gay himself, that he's probably got bisexual leanings that he is suppressing.


To be fair, who hasn't wanted to shove a dildo up his ass?
2012-04-20 07:59:40 PM  
1 votes:
Heh, the only thing keeping Bill from sucking 37 dicks is peer pressure. I figured that.
2012-04-20 05:53:38 PM  
1 votes:
We can only wonder what the world would have been like if Bill O'Reilly had seen his friends jumping off a cliff.
2012-04-20 05:19:29 PM  
1 votes:
Personally, it was seeing my classmates' hot jock-strap clad asses in the locker room that turned me gay. This was long before Glee existed.
2012-04-20 05:14:05 PM  
1 votes:
I guess all that proves is that conservatives are more susceptible to brainwashing and being influenced by the media. I've been forced to watch Bill-o and Fox many times, at someone else's house, and it never turned me into a Republican. I've never even been a bit GOP-curious.
2012-04-20 04:52:59 PM  
1 votes:

purple kool-aid and a jigger of formaldehyde: I have always suspected that the people that say being gay is a choice must think its a choice because they're really closet homosexuals have had to choose (force themselves) to be straight or they are going to hell or something.
I never choose to be straight I just am.


Yes. For anyone out there who "chose" to be straight, I have to say that their development as a heterosexual was awfully different from mine.

I mean how the hell does it work? When they were going to sleep at 12 years old did they think to themselves, "Okay, I think tonight I'll have the wet dream about girls. Tomorrow I'll try guys. I'm not sure which among penises and vaginas impresses me the most. I'll make my choice once I'm fully informed. "

As JerseyTim said, It's mind boggling.
2012-04-20 04:44:52 PM  
1 votes:
Sorry... I'm extremely supportive of human rights, dignity, and kindness for all... regardless of sexual orientation or gender identity or any combination thereof... very vocally and downright belligerently so... and I was right there all the way up to LGBT... but Q is simply a bridge too far.

If you keep dragging the line and dragging the line and dragging the line, you simply reach a point where YOU'RE the douche, and Q is it.

It almost seems like an effort in TRYING to reject acceptance.

"You'll accept LGBT, will you? Well how about Q?!?!? Huh? Huh? Huh? How do you like them apples? Too far out there for you yet, normie?!?!?!"

What about LGBTQ's who are multiracial? What about LGBTQMR's who are in interracial relationships? What about LGBTQMRIR's who are polyamorous? What about LGBTQMRIRPA's who are dwarves? What about LGBTQMRIRPAD's who are dyslexic? What about RDLGRTQMPBIRDA's who....

Q is the sum total of the LGBT umbrella. If anything, It should replace it. Attaching it to the end of it is redundant... like ATM machine or PIN number.
2012-04-20 04:14:14 PM  
1 votes:

Rann Xerox: HotWingConspiracy: Who was on TV when he was a kid that made him want to jam falafels up his ass during sex?

Nah. Television is not responsible for that. It probably happened when O'Reilly played a Kenny G album too many times.




Now I know why some albums come with a warning label.


i105.photobucket.com
2012-04-20 04:11:59 PM  
1 votes:
Dr. John Grohol, editor-in-chief of PsychCentral, agreed, writing that there isn't a "shred of scientific evidence to support such a ridiculous premise."

"Scientific evidence; we don't believe in that stuff either," Fox News
2012-04-20 03:58:17 PM  
1 votes:
So, does this mean that we can protest Fox News so that our kids don't grow up to be gigantic disingenuous douchebags?
2012-04-20 03:53:27 PM  
1 votes:

archichris: Cythraul: He's a weak minded tool, then. I wonder if we showed him pop-culture portrayals of some irate blow-hard shutting the Fark up it'll finally put an end to his idiocy.

Have you ever heard of the concept of Peer Pressure? Because there are about ten thousand activist or community organizations which combat all aspects of peer pressure in society from tobacco to drugs to teen sex to guns to alcohol to female self respect issues, date rape issues, college hazing, sports bullying, classroom bullying, cyber bullying.....etc.... You can pretty much pick any topic you can think of that relates to children and there is a group which exists to convince kids in that situation to do the right thing. Glee apparently tries to convince kids that if you are gay you should joint he glee club and if you aren't gay it means you will be cool and become a star if you turn gay and then join the glee club. Where is Jeff Winger when you need him?

Every one of those exists because Children do not possess the maturity to protect themselves from outside pressure to think, act, abuse, submit, or otherwise fall prey to an idea pushed by a predator or a self destructive impulse.

If you want to grant homosexuality a special protection from every other influence that we try to protect children from, that is your prerogative. But you will of course be engaging in hypocrisy in an attempt to protect a particular political agenda.

Its always a shame when Children run afoul of one of the left wings pet crusades.....its probably the last legal way you can abuse a child.....to use a left wing activism situation when you do it.


Which is, of course, why we can't allow guns, sex, alcohol, drugs, violence, or objectification of women of women on TV. Thank you for what you do, Tipper.
2012-04-20 03:50:53 PM  
1 votes:
Aww, Gretchen Carlson is feeling inconvenienced because she has to explain what homosexuality and transgenderism is to her 8 year old.

If only parents had the right and capability to control what their children are exposed to.

Sorry, Gretchen...if your 8 year old has been watching Glee this whole time, and the transgender/sex tape episodes are your first clues that she might not be old enough to handle the content, you're an idiot.
2012-04-20 03:45:33 PM  
1 votes:
I don't know, he may have a point. When I was but a lad and viewed my first porno, all I wanted in life after was to fark hot chicks.
2012-04-20 03:44:40 PM  
1 votes:

NateAsbestos: Good points and all but, honestly, "LGBTQ"?

Good christ people, just co-opt the whole alphabet already. Why categorize? Why the advocacy groups for this sort of shiat? It's just sex, do what you want.


Oh, some have. LGBTQ, you see, doesn't include people who are "Unsure/Undecided" or people who are Asexual, or Intersex people. So, just to make sure everyone feels equally important, they ALL become partners with their names on the door: QUILTBAG!

These are the same people who use gender neutral pronouns like zie or zir or hir, etc

Seriously, unless you plan on becoming an activist, LGBT is fine for normal conversation
2012-04-20 03:41:52 PM  
1 votes:

heinekenftw: LeroyBourne: Good thing I've shielded myself from watching anything 'monty python' or 'kids in the hall.'

Not only did Graham Chapman make me gay, he made me an alcoholic and gave me a dry cynical British wit.


Watching MP&THG turned me into a Newt.

/Got better.
2012-04-20 03:41:37 PM  
1 votes:
Nancy Reagan: " and a boy begins to have "erections" (ee-wreck shuns)"


EWreckedSeans?
2012-04-20 03:40:10 PM  
1 votes:

quatchi: Biological Ali: Watching The Wire turned me into an unstable police officer who breaks all the rules but whose heart is nonetheless in the right place.

Watching Pretty Woman turned me into a Hooker with a Heart of Gold.


Watching Buffy made me start stabbing people with sharp sticks and experimenting with magic
2012-04-20 03:32:23 PM  
1 votes:

lennavan: NateAsbestos: Good points and all but, honestly, "LGBTQ"?

Good christ people, just co-opt the whole alphabet already. Why categorize? Why the advocacy groups for this sort of shiat? It's just sex, do what you want.

Because they are all very different things and it's not just about sex.

Being a woman who wants to have sex with a woman is quite different than being a woman, who feels like a man, who wants to have sex with a woman, which is also quite different than being a man, who feels like a woman, who wants to have sex with a woman.

I know this is hard for you to understand. I'll give you two decent choices: 1) put time and effort into learning and understanding or 2) just take their word for it without judging them. Whatever you do though, don't select 3) judge and question ignorantly. It makes you seem like a douche.


Where does "don't give a shiat" come in? I am a man, who feels like a spider monkey , who wants to have sex with women dressed in Catholic school girl uniforms while covered in strawberry jam.

I call it "kinky".
2012-04-20 03:32:18 PM  
1 votes:
Sausage thread?
2012-04-20 03:29:14 PM  
1 votes:
So who was Bill O'Reilly watching that turned him into a raging asshole?
2012-04-20 03:23:20 PM  
1 votes:

Biological Ali: Q?

[images.wikia.com image 496x364]


For thems who enjoy slash or fan fic, Alara Rogers wrote what I consider to be one of the best Trek stories ever, "Only Human." She took the ending of the episode "Deja Q" (when Q loses his powers and becomes human) and changed it to where he never got the powers back. He's assigned to a starbase, serving as a think tank specialist for the Federation, and tries to kill himself multiple times.

The story gets better from there, because he gets assigned a formerly insane Vulcan Starfleet operative (she was an orphan, adopted by humans and grew up in Texas) as his psychiatrist, which in Chapter 4 gets pretty hot and heavy.

She also wrote several stories where Q gets it on with a male physicist on the Starbase. For a being supposedly above the concept of gender (and for most of the initial Only Human story finds the entire notion of human sexuality disgusting), he learns pretty quick.

I don't recommend "Only Human" for the sexual content (although it's well-done and at times, very funny), but the characters and dialog are absolutely enthralling.

/Geek story, bro
Ehh
2012-04-20 03:22:11 PM  
1 votes:
No Such Agency: slayer199: You mean you don't watch Sasha Grey get pounded in the ass and think, "Damn, I wish that was my ass!"

I do often think "Damn, I'm glad that's not my couch". Sort of a different principle at work there I suspect...


Or, listening to the soundtrack and thinking, "Damn, I'm glad that's not my musical career."
2012-04-20 03:19:16 PM  
1 votes:
Good thing I've shielded myself from watching anything 'monty python' or 'kids in the hall.'
2012-04-20 03:11:17 PM  
1 votes:
You know what Glee makes me want to do?

Change the channel.
2012-04-20 03:04:46 PM  
1 votes:
That's funny, when I watch Republicans, I get the urge to start sucking dick too...
2012-04-20 02:57:40 PM  
1 votes:

brantgoose: Fortunately Bill O'Reilly grew up with manly heterosexual role models, like Errol Flynn, Rock Hudson, and well, Jimmy Dean.

Let's not forget Liberace and Jonathan Winters, while we're on the subject.

No sissy crybabies on TV in those days.

Except for Jack Parr of the Tonight Show.


Question: How did AIDS get to Hollywood?

Answer: In the rear end of a Hudson...

/Definitely not too son...
2012-04-20 02:56:06 PM  
1 votes:

imontheinternet: Biological Ali: Watching The Wire turned me into an unstable police officer who breaks all the rules but whose heart is nonetheless in the right place.

Watching Game of Thrones turned me into a cynical, wise-cracking dwarf, who yet somehow manages to hold on to his humanity amid a sea of corruption and ruthlessness.


Ohhhh... I don't want to spoil anything so I'll just say this with my hands clapped over my mouth. Rsfs hrmmmfghh mrffffmm dfffd nn lrrgnn hrff yrrrr frrrshhh
2012-04-20 02:52:19 PM  
1 votes:
Watching Animal Planet turned me into a newt!

(I got better.)
2012-04-20 02:44:49 PM  
1 votes:

thurstonxhowell: EyeballKid: So now TV programs CAN influence people to commit acts they otherwise wouldn't?

[www.dailykostv.com image 300x300]

[i.huffpost.com image 570x427]

Do go on...

You've got it all wrong. It's completely ridiculous to believe that TV commentators that paint half the country as out to destroy anything you love and insisting that they must be stopped at all costs might lead some people to violence. However, it's just good common sense to think that fictional TV shows would lead them to change traits that are likely genetically encoded.


Got it.

"Next on the Factor, Bernie Goldberg joins us to promote his new book, 'Just A List of Assorted Names, That's All, Any Conclusion You Draw from It Is Not My Fault at All, I'm Just Sayin', but Do You Own a Gun?'"
2012-04-20 02:44:21 PM  
1 votes:
When do you think BillO chose to be straight?
2012-04-20 02:42:17 PM  
1 votes:

mod3072: I was too busy furiously masturbating over the stupid hot cheerleaders to notice.


they have porn on the internet now.
2012-04-20 02:39:35 PM  
1 votes:
I wish these people who say homosexuality is a choice would stop projecting their options onto the rest of us. Bill, I don't have to actively avoid sucking off another man. That "choice" might exist in your world but some of us were born straight, thank you very much.
2012-04-20 02:38:39 PM  
1 votes:

Ringshadow: James!: Homosexuality is just like smoking in that anyone can become addicted to it?

Bill is telling us more about himself than he thinks.

Well I can tell you writing gay porn is addicting.

/wrote one, can't stop it seems
//link in profile if you really care


I do not. But go on with your bad self.
2012-04-20 02:32:33 PM  
1 votes:
Probably because you were already born with the genetic predisposition to want to smoke, Bill-O.
2012-04-20 02:30:52 PM  
1 votes:
Correlation versus causation is a pretty difficult concept for some people.
2012-04-20 02:29:47 PM  
1 votes:
I'd be more worried about young children watching Fox News and experimenting with an abandonment of cognitive skills and the capacity to think critically and empathize.
2012-04-20 02:22:56 PM  
1 votes:
LOL i can't believe he actually said that!
2012-04-20 02:21:34 PM  
1 votes:

CPennypacker: I don't know any gay people that watch Glee . . .

But then again my friends are cool.


Glee is for fruit flies (fag hags), not gay men. Most of us homosexuals gave up on Glee after the 1st season. There is such a thing as too gay and too much drama.
2012-04-20 02:19:58 PM  
1 votes:
www.afterelton.com
2012-04-20 02:19:16 PM  
1 votes:

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Could it be that Bill has spent his whole life fighting his undeniable, unquenchable urge to find two Kevin Michael Richardson lookalikes and play "Rotisserie Chicken?"


Ladies and gentlemen, your FARK Post of the WeekTM.
2012-04-20 02:18:23 PM  
1 votes:

Aidan: James!: ...pole.

Hand to god this is all I heard ringing thunderously in my ears as I read the headline.


THIS.

/Note to self: Never tell Bill O'Reilly about 'A Serbian Film'.
2012-04-20 02:17:16 PM  
1 votes:

Aidan: James!: ...pole.

Hand to god this is all I heard ringing thunderously in my ears as I read the headline.


thunderously ringing penis.
2012-04-20 02:17:13 PM  
1 votes:
So now TV programs CAN influence people to commit acts they otherwise wouldn't?

www.dailykostv.com

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Do go on...
2012-04-20 02:16:49 PM  
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GAT_00: I've seen plenty of dicks sucked in porn. It's kind of a standard practice. I've never seen a dick getting sucked and thought to myself "Damn biatch, get out of the way, I want that."


vernonFL: Uh oh. Nobody tell O'Reilly that James Dean was gay.


The My Little Pony Killer: Bill O'Reilly sounds easily influenced.


So the obvious retardedness of Bill O'Reilly has been covered. I'm going to go after the bigotry. If we accept the derp that is "Glee turns kids gay," then what follows? So what? The world has more gay kids. What O'Reilly is saying here is that's bad. Glee turns kids gay, being gay is bad, therefore Glee is bad.

O'Reilly is not just retarded, he's a bigot.
2012-04-20 02:13:58 PM  
1 votes:
If glee "makes" you gay, you were gay.

If James Dean "makes" you want to put cylinders in your mouth, you are gay.
2012-04-20 02:13:36 PM  
1 votes:
I bet OReilly likes movies about gladiators. And turkish prisons.
2012-04-20 02:13:21 PM  
1 votes:

CPennypacker: Well, he's right. TV can make you violent too.

Like when I see Bill O'Reilly it makes me want to kill Bill O'Reilly.


heehee

/violence bad
//this post funny
2012-04-20 02:11:39 PM  
1 votes:
If kids let television programs influence their sexuality, then won't they watch any of the other 95% of shows that display heterosexuality and be switched back? Is he afraid the programing lineup will determine which nights someone is gay?

O'REILLY: But do you want to encourage experimentation in these areas?

CARLSON: No I'm not saying this is suddenly going to turn somebody gay, but I totally agree with Bill that this causes kids to experiment. And if we didn't- why do we have any rules in society then if we don't try and set some parameters for our children to live their lives? I just think that this is way over the top. [emphasis added]


Also, if someone watches Glee, and it somehow makes them realize or determine that they are indeed gay, who the fark cares? Let them be gay. It's not really a big deal. If it makes your child happy, who are you to say no? It's not hurting anyone. Seriously, what the fark is wrong with these people?
2012-04-20 02:11:32 PM  
1 votes:
Could it be that Bill has spent his whole life fighting his undeniable, unquenchable urge to find two Kevin Michael Richardson lookalikes and play "Rotisserie Chicken?"

I watch "Glee" and the Kurt Hummel character only makes me want to punch Ryan Murphy in the neck over and over for somehow managing to get a network series out of bad Mary Sue fan fiction.
2012-04-20 02:11:19 PM  
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Bill O'Reilly on why Glee is going to turn kids gay: "When I was a teenager and I saw James Dean smoking, it made me want to smoke"

Is this Bills' idea of coming out?
2012-04-20 01:48:08 PM  
1 votes:
My bad luck to see someone smoking a Newport and now the back of my throat hurts.
2012-04-20 01:40:56 PM  
1 votes:
Someone needs to make sure Bill knows that dicks are nicotine free.
 
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