Fortunately Bill O'Reilly grew up with manly heterosexual role models, like Errol Flynn, Rock Hudson, and well, Jimmy Dean.

Let's not forget Liberace and Jonathan Winters, while we're on the subject.

No sissy crybabies on TV in those days.

Except for Jack Parr of the Tonight Show.

...pole.

He's a weak minded tool, then. I wonder if we showed him pop-culture portrayals of some irate blow-hard shutting the Fark up it'll finally put an end to his idiocy.

So looking at James Dean made him want to suck on something?

So kids growing up watching other kids smoking pole will also want to smoke a pole?

Sorry, I don't think human sexuality works that will Bill. You either find the same sex attractive or you don't.

Homosexuality is just like smoking in that anyone can become addicted to it?

Bill is telling us more about himself than he thinks.

It's a good thing no cool kids went and jumped off a bridge then.

kbronsito: So looking at James Dean made him want to suck on something?

I think he meant Jimmy Dean, who made him want to put meat in his mouth.

so if he saw james dean suck a dick, then he's want to slobber on some dude's knob?

talk about giving into peer preasure!

If he's that impressionable, could somebody please send him a link to the Budd Dwyer video?

Someone needs to make sure Bill knows that dicks are nicotine free.

slayer199: So kids growing up watching other kids smoking pole will also want to smoke a pole?

Sorry, I don't think human sexuality works that will Bill. You either find the same sex attractive or you don't.

This. I don't think anyone is watching "Glee" and thinking "Boy, would I love to suck a cock right now" unless they'd already been thinking of sucking cock anyway.

/NTTAWWT

My bad luck to see someone smoking a Newport and now the back of my throat hurts.

Uh oh. Nobody tell O'Reilly that James Dean was gay.

Gretchen Carlson is so remarkably stupid that it's actually quite exciting to see. I'm not trying to insult her. I'm talking about the verifiable, proven fact of her stupidity.

I mean, just read this:
"I'm with you on this Bill because I wholeheartedly believe, in today's society, that kids are experimenting with homosexuality. We see it in celebrities who maybe just do it on the side, and it may be drug-fueled."

It's mind boggling.

GAT_00: I've seen plenty of dicks sucked in porn. It's kind of a standard practice. I've never seen a dick getting sucked and thought to myself "Damn biatch, get out of the way, I want that."

LMAO.

You mean you don't watch Sasha Grey get pounded in the ass and think, "Damn, I wish that was my ass!"

brantgoose: Fortunately Bill O'Reilly grew up with manly heterosexual role models, like Errol Flynn, Rock Hudson, and well, Jimmy Dean.

Let's not forget Liberace and Jonathan Winters, while we're on the subject.

No sissy crybabies on TV in those days.

Except for Jack Parr of the Tonight Show.

Wait! Jonathan Winters is gay?

James!: Homosexuality is just like smoking in that anyone can become addicted to it?

Bill is telling us more about himself than he thinks.

Himself and all those other people who think homosexuality is some sort of "choice".

Dear Bill
Why couldn't you have watched James Dean driving instead?

Could it be that Bill has spent his whole life fighting his undeniable, unquenchable urge to find two Kevin Michael Richardson lookalikes and play "Rotisserie Chicken?"

I watch "Glee" and the Kurt Hummel character only makes me want to punch Ryan Murphy in the neck over and over for somehow managing to get a network series out of bad Mary Sue fan fiction.

If kids let television programs influence their sexuality, then won't they watch any of the other 95% of shows that display heterosexuality and be switched back? Is he afraid the programing lineup will determine which nights someone is gay?

O'REILLY: But do you want to encourage experimentation in these areas?

CARLSON: No I'm not saying this is suddenly going to turn somebody gay, but I totally agree with Bill that this causes kids to experiment. And if we didn't- why do we have any rules in society then if we don't try and set some parameters for our children to live their lives? I just think that this is way over the top. [emphasis added]

Also, if someone watches Glee, and it somehow makes them realize or determine that they are indeed gay, who the fark cares? Let them be gay. It's not really a big deal. If it makes your child happy, who are you to say no? It's not hurting anyone. Seriously, what the fark is wrong with these people?

I'd just like to go ahead and state for the record that being an uptight, homophobic asshole is a learned behavior.

And my surname is Le Zombie.

The My Little Pony Killer: Bill O'Reilly sounds easily influenced.

Remember the phone sex scandal with Bill from a few years back? Pretty sure as part of the phone sex he talked about shoving a dildo up his own ass. So based on that, and his belief that if he'd seen gay characters on television growing up it would have made him want to be gay himself, that he's probably got bisexual leanings that he is suppressing.

I bet OReilly likes movies about gladiators. And turkish prisons.

Because it's a choice, just like smoking...

Aidan: James!: ...pole.

Hand to god this is all I heard ringing thunderously in my ears as I read the headline.

thunderously ringing penis.