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(Showbiz Spy)   Mark Ruffalo can't smash much with his not-so-incredible hulk: "I'm not well-endowed, and those suits don't really show you off. The first day I was a miserable bastard"   (showbizspy.com) divider line 41
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2012-04-20 03:20:03 PM
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2012-04-20 03:22:33 PM
Done in One
 
2012-04-20 03:44:26 PM
"I was standing there is a leotard roaring as best I could and all the other actors were like, 'Are you really going to do it like that?' It was really rather off-putting."

A roaring leotard? Must have been some awesome drugs.
 
2012-04-20 03:45:23 PM
I'm guessing he was wearing something like this?

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2012-04-20 03:56:01 PM
I believe he was with something like this but without dat ass
static.blogo.it
 
2012-04-20 03:56:01 PM
Time to pack that crotch with some movie magic, Mark. Hit up the prosthetics department, or give Marky Mark a call. Sure, you know you have a small winkie, but everyone else doesn't have to.
 
2012-04-20 04:01:33 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: Time to pack that crotch with some movie magic, Mark. Hit up the prosthetics department, or give Marky Mark a call. Sure, you know you have a small winkie, but everyone else doesn't have to.


Marky Mark also hit up the prosthetics department.
 
2012-04-20 04:02:58 PM
Besides motion capture, Jolie's suit serves two purposes:

The back identifies her as a mother, which is something she is very proud of.
It also has a motion capture dot for each child she has adopted.
 
2012-04-20 04:03:13 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: Time to pack that crotch with some movie magic, Mark. Hit up the prosthetics department, or give Marky Mark a call. Sure, you know you have a small winkie, but everyone else doesn't have to.


If I had to wear a suit like that I'd stuff it with two huge grapefruits just to fark with people. Then I'd constantly point out "it's not polite to stare."
 
2012-04-20 04:04:42 PM
i.imgur.com
 
mhd
2012-04-20 04:05:40 PM
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2012-04-20 04:23:27 PM

devilEther: AdolfOliverPanties: Time to pack that crotch with some movie magic, Mark. Hit up the prosthetics department, or give Marky Mark a call. Sure, you know you have a small winkie, but everyone else doesn't have to.

Marky Mark also hit up the prosthetics department.


Which is why he's the guy to call, y'know because he might have a fake dick lying around.
 
2012-04-20 04:26:23 PM

Cosmoboy: devilEther: AdolfOliverPanties: Time to pack that crotch with some movie magic, Mark. Hit up the prosthetics department, or give Marky Mark a call. Sure, you know you have a small winkie, but everyone else doesn't have to.

Marky Mark also hit up the prosthetics department.

Which is why he's the guy to call, y'know because he might have a fake dick lying around.


fair enough
 
2012-04-20 04:29:29 PM

Cosmoboy: devilEther: AdolfOliverPanties: Time to pack that crotch with some movie magic, Mark. Hit up the prosthetics department, or give Marky Mark a call. Sure, you know you have a small winkie, but everyone else doesn't have to.

Marky Mark also hit up the prosthetics department.

Which is why he's the guy to call, y'know because he might have a fake dick lying around.


not sure what i was thinking. that AOP was suggesting Marky Mark would loan Mark R his dick? Don't mind me.
 
2012-04-20 04:38:47 PM

devilEther: not sure what i was thinking. that AOP was suggesting Marky Mark would loan Mark R his dick? Don't mind me.


It happens. I've typed up whole responses only to find my argument ridiculous just before I hit 'add comment'

/Not nearly as bad as those times I hit it before I realized my stupid argument.
 
2012-04-20 04:47:43 PM

devilEther: Cosmoboy: devilEther: AdolfOliverPanties: Time to pack that crotch with some movie magic, Mark. Hit up the prosthetics department, or give Marky Mark a call. Sure, you know you have a small winkie, but everyone else doesn't have to.

Marky Mark also hit up the prosthetics department.

Which is why he's the guy to call, y'know because he might have a fake dick lying around.

not sure what i was thinking. that AOP was suggesting Marky Mark would loan Mark R his dick? Don't mind me.


Yeah, was really suggesting Marky Mark might have the Boogie Nights cock laying around. If I had worn that in the movie, damn straight I would have kept it, like Will Ferrell kept the prosthetic balls he teabagged a drumset with in StepBrothers. Pieces of movie history!
 
2012-04-20 04:48:02 PM
www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk
 
2012-04-20 05:45:34 PM
"Also, I'm not well-endowed, and those suits don't really show you off. The first day I was a miserable b******.

Admit it, you're a mangina!
 
2012-04-20 06:02:39 PM
I'm pretty sure Ruffalo showed his dick in In the Cut. And more surprisingly, Kevin Bacon did NOT
 
2012-04-20 06:09:16 PM

you are a puppet: I'm pretty sure Ruffalo showed his dick in In the Cut. And more surprisingly, Kevin Bacon did NOT


Yes, but Kevin Bacon's penis was in X-Men First Class with Rose Byrne who was in Episode 2 with Samuel L Jackson
 
2012-04-20 06:10:00 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: Time to pack that crotch with some movie magic, Mark. Hit up the prosthetics department, or give Marky Mark a call. Sure, you know you have a small winkie, but everyone else doesn't have to.


Yup. Not everybody can be Gary Oldman.
 
2012-04-20 07:30:16 PM
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2012-04-20 07:38:10 PM
The programmers will take care of that. Look what they did for what's his name, the blue guy in Watchman.
 
2012-04-20 07:46:14 PM
Cool story bro.
www1.pictures.gi.zimbio.com
 
2012-04-20 08:05:43 PM

JNowe: The programmers will take care of that. Look what they did for what's his name, the blue guy in Watchman.


I heard that Hodor's hodor in Game of Thrones was also fake.
 
2012-04-20 08:09:20 PM

you are a puppet: I'm pretty sure Ruffalo showed his dick in In the Cut. And more surprisingly, Kevin Bacon did NOT


Kevin Bacon's wang ruined Wild Things for 16 year old me.

/I was soo cool buying a ticket for Lost in Space and sneaking into Wild Things.
/Kevin Bacon's wang.
 
2012-04-20 08:19:42 PM
Ruffalo is the weak link in Avengers
 
2012-04-20 08:43:05 PM

elchip: JNowe: The programmers will take care of that. Look what they did for what's his name, the blue guy in Watchman.

I heard that Hodor's hodor in Game of Thrones was also fake.


You know, as someone who is pretty decently set up downstairs and doesn't normally have issues with size, I still find this to be comforting news for some reason. Hodor's flash was disturbing to me, for some reason.
 
2012-04-20 08:44:29 PM

Lee's_Austin: you are a puppet: I'm pretty sure Ruffalo showed his dick in In the Cut. And more surprisingly, Kevin Bacon did NOT

Kevin Bacon's wang ruined Wild Things for 16 year old me.

/I was soo cool buying a ticket for Lost in Space and sneaking into Wild Things.
/Kevin Bacon's wang.


It got worse, In hollow man, when the first layer of skin is invisible his wang and his balls appear for a moment
 
2012-04-20 08:46:37 PM
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2012-04-20 09:14:58 PM
 
2012-04-20 09:18:56 PM
Mark Ruffalo is one of the best actors working. I begged for him to be in the Jack Black role in The Holiday. If he had, that movie would have been 100 times better. Jack Black had no business with those actors. Cameron Diaz was a stretch, he broke the link.

/Eli Wallach
 
2012-04-20 10:34:50 PM

jmr61: Mark Ruffalo is one of the best actors working. I begged for him to be in the Jack Black role in The Holiday. If he had, that movie would have been 100 times better. Jack Black had no business with those actors. Cameron Diaz was a stretch, he broke the link.

/Eli Wallach


I adore Eli Wallach, but something about Ruffalo's voice just drives me nuts. And not in a good way.
 
2012-04-20 11:05:48 PM
He has more talent in hie mirco penis than Kim Kardashian have in her entire body
 
2012-04-21 12:01:27 AM

colimar: Lee's_Austin: you are a puppet: I'm pretty sure Ruffalo showed his dick in In the Cut. And more surprisingly, Kevin Bacon did NOT

Kevin Bacon's wang ruined Wild Things for 16 year old me.

/I was soo cool buying a ticket for Lost in Space and sneaking into Wild Things.
/Kevin Bacon's wang.

It got worse, In hollow man, when the first layer of skin is invisible his wang and his balls appear for a moment


If nothing else, Kevin Bacon enjoys exposing himself to a rolling camera.
 
2012-04-21 12:03:36 AM

drjekel_mrhyde: He has more talent in hie mirco penis than Kim Kardashian have in her entire body


You don't think he could fit his tiny penis in Kim Kardashian's body?
 
2012-04-21 12:25:49 AM

SourImplant: drjekel_mrhyde: He has more talent in hie mirco penis than Kim Kardashian have in her entire body

You don't think he could fit his tiny penis in Kim Kardashian's body?


I'm sure there's room in there next to the herpes.
 
2012-04-21 01:07:56 AM
im a grower not a shower ladies.

really

unfortunately i also have ed.

/ sad panda
 
2012-04-21 01:10:08 AM
Ruffalo was in Band of Brothers.

Nuff said.
 
2012-04-21 01:50:50 AM

Twist2005: I adore Eli Wallach, but something about Ruffalo's voice just drives me nuts. And not in a good way.


I can't stand him. Whenever he shows up in a movie I just want to punch him in his little baby sized wiener.
 
2012-04-21 05:59:24 AM
Speaking of Boogie Nights, I find it amusing that P.T. Anderson trolled critics like Roger Ebert about the question of "Was it real?". Link
 
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