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		Mark Ruffalo can't smash much with his not-so-incredible hulk: "I'm not well-endowed, and those suits don't really show you off. The first day I was a miserable bastard" (showbizspy.com)		41
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Grapple		2012-04-20 03:20:03 PM

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Professor_Falken		2012-04-20 03:22:33 PM

Done in One

gunga galunga		2012-04-20 03:44:26 PM

"I was standing there is a leotard roaring as best I could and all the other actors were like, 'Are you really going to do it like that?' It was really rather off-putting."

A roaring leotard? Must have been some awesome drugs.

IMDWalrus		2012-04-20 03:45:23 PM

I'm guessing he was wearing something like this?

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colimar		2012-04-20 03:56:01 PM

I believe he was with something like this but without dat ass
static.blogo.it

AdolfOliverPanties		2012-04-20 03:56:01 PM

Time to pack that crotch with some movie magic, Mark. Hit up the prosthetics department, or give Marky Mark a call. Sure, you know you have a small winkie, but everyone else doesn't have to.

devilEther		2012-04-20 04:01:33 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: Time to pack that crotch with some movie magic, Mark. Hit up the prosthetics department, or give Marky Mark a call. Sure, you know you have a small winkie, but everyone else doesn't have to.

Marky Mark also hit up the prosthetics department.

AdolfOliverPanties		2012-04-20 04:02:58 PM

Besides motion capture, Jolie's suit serves two purposes:

The back identifies her as a mother, which is something she is very proud of.
It also has a motion capture dot for each child she has adopted.

Lsherm		2012-04-20 04:03:13 PM

buntz		2012-04-20 04:04:42 PM

mhd		2012-04-20 04:05:40 PM

Cosmoboy		2012-04-20 04:23:27 PM

devilEther: AdolfOliverPanties: Time to pack that crotch with some movie magic, Mark. Hit up the prosthetics department, or give Marky Mark a call. Sure, you know you have a small winkie, but everyone else doesn't have to.

Marky Mark also hit up the prosthetics department.

Which is why he's the guy to call, y'know because he might have a fake dick lying around.

devilEther		2012-04-20 04:26:23 PM

Cosmoboy: devilEther: AdolfOliverPanties: Time to pack that crotch with some movie magic, Mark. Hit up the prosthetics department, or give Marky Mark a call. Sure, you know you have a small winkie, but everyone else doesn't have to.

Marky Mark also hit up the prosthetics department.

Which is why he's the guy to call, y'know because he might have a fake dick lying around.

fair enough

devilEther		2012-04-20 04:29:29 PM

Cosmoboy		2012-04-20 04:38:47 PM

devilEther: not sure what i was thinking. that AOP was suggesting Marky Mark would loan Mark R his dick? Don't mind me.

It happens. I've typed up whole responses only to find my argument ridiculous just before I hit 'add comment'

/Not nearly as bad as those times I hit it before I realized my stupid argument.

AdolfOliverPanties		2012-04-20 04:47:43 PM

devilEther: Cosmoboy: devilEther: AdolfOliverPanties: Time to pack that crotch with some movie magic, Mark. Hit up the prosthetics department, or give Marky Mark a call. Sure, you know you have a small winkie, but everyone else doesn't have to.

Marky Mark also hit up the prosthetics department.

Which is why he's the guy to call, y'know because he might have a fake dick lying around.

not sure what i was thinking. that AOP was suggesting Marky Mark would loan Mark R his dick? Don't mind me.

Yeah, was really suggesting Marky Mark might have the Boogie Nights cock laying around. If I had worn that in the movie, damn straight I would have kept it, like Will Ferrell kept the prosthetic balls he teabagged a drumset with in StepBrothers. Pieces of movie history!

Mildot		2012-04-20 04:48:02 PM

Dialectic		2012-04-20 05:45:34 PM

"Also, I'm not well-endowed, and those suits don't really show you off. The first day I was a miserable b******.

Admit it, you're a mangina!

you are a puppet		2012-04-20 06:02:39 PM

I'm pretty sure Ruffalo showed his dick in In the Cut. And more surprisingly, Kevin Bacon did NOT

TheManofPA		2012-04-20 06:09:16 PM

you are a puppet: I'm pretty sure Ruffalo showed his dick in In the Cut. And more surprisingly, Kevin Bacon did NOT

Yes, but Kevin Bacon's penis was in X-Men First Class with Rose Byrne who was in Episode 2 with Samuel L Jackson

sotua		2012-04-20 06:10:00 PM

Mentat		2012-04-20 07:30:16 PM

JNowe		2012-04-20 07:38:10 PM

The programmers will take care of that. Look what they did for what's his name, the blue guy in Watchman.

Nem Wan		2012-04-20 07:46:14 PM

Cool story bro.
www1.pictures.gi.zimbio.com

elchip		2012-04-20 08:05:43 PM

JNowe: The programmers will take care of that. Look what they did for what's his name, the blue guy in Watchman.

I heard that Hodor's hodor in Game of Thrones was also fake.

Lee's_Austin		2012-04-20 08:09:20 PM

you are a puppet: I'm pretty sure Ruffalo showed his dick in In the Cut. And more surprisingly, Kevin Bacon did NOT

Kevin Bacon's wang ruined Wild Things for 16 year old me.

/I was soo cool buying a ticket for Lost in Space and sneaking into Wild Things.
/Kevin Bacon's wang.

Already Disturbed		2012-04-20 08:19:42 PM

Ruffalo is the weak link in Avengers

ZeroCorpse		2012-04-20 08:43:05 PM

elchip: JNowe: The programmers will take care of that. Look what they did for what's his name, the blue guy in Watchman.

I heard that Hodor's hodor in Game of Thrones was also fake.

You know, as someone who is pretty decently set up downstairs and doesn't normally have issues with size, I still find this to be comforting news for some reason. Hodor's flash was disturbing to me, for some reason.

colimar		2012-04-20 08:44:29 PM

Lee's_Austin: you are a puppet: I'm pretty sure Ruffalo showed his dick in In the Cut. And more surprisingly, Kevin Bacon did NOT

Kevin Bacon's wang ruined Wild Things for 16 year old me.

/I was soo cool buying a ticket for Lost in Space and sneaking into Wild Things.
/Kevin Bacon's wang.

It got worse, In hollow man, when the first layer of skin is invisible his wang and his balls appear for a moment

chewielouie		2012-04-20 08:46:37 PM

elchip		2012-04-20 09:14:58 PM

HODOR (NSFW)

jmr61		2012-04-20 09:18:56 PM

Mark Ruffalo is one of the best actors working. I begged for him to be in the Jack Black role in The Holiday. If he had, that movie would have been 100 times better. Jack Black had no business with those actors. Cameron Diaz was a stretch, he broke the link.

/Eli Wallach

Twist2005		2012-04-20 10:34:50 PM

jmr61: Mark Ruffalo is one of the best actors working. I begged for him to be in the Jack Black role in The Holiday. If he had, that movie would have been 100 times better. Jack Black had no business with those actors. Cameron Diaz was a stretch, he broke the link.

/Eli Wallach

I adore Eli Wallach, but something about Ruffalo's voice just drives me nuts. And not in a good way.

drjekel_mrhyde		2012-04-20 11:05:48 PM

He has more talent in hie mirco penis than Kim Kardashian have in her entire body

Lee's_Austin		2012-04-21 12:01:27 AM

colimar: Lee's_Austin: you are a puppet: I'm pretty sure Ruffalo showed his dick in In the Cut. And more surprisingly, Kevin Bacon did NOT

Kevin Bacon's wang ruined Wild Things for 16 year old me.

/I was soo cool buying a ticket for Lost in Space and sneaking into Wild Things.
/Kevin Bacon's wang.

It got worse, In hollow man, when the first layer of skin is invisible his wang and his balls appear for a moment

If nothing else, Kevin Bacon enjoys exposing himself to a rolling camera.

SourImplant		2012-04-21 12:03:36 AM

drjekel_mrhyde: He has more talent in hie mirco penis than Kim Kardashian have in her entire body

You don't think he could fit his tiny penis in Kim Kardashian's body?

ZeroCorpse		2012-04-21 12:25:49 AM

SourImplant: drjekel_mrhyde: He has more talent in hie mirco penis than Kim Kardashian have in her entire body

You don't think he could fit his tiny penis in Kim Kardashian's body?

I'm sure there's room in there next to the herpes.

Nofun McKilljoy		2012-04-21 01:07:56 AM

im a grower not a shower ladies.

really

unfortunately i also have ed.

/ sad panda

darch		2012-04-21 01:10:08 AM

Ruffalo was in Band of Brothers.

Nuff said.

ShawnDoc		2012-04-21 01:50:50 AM

Twist2005: I adore Eli Wallach, but something about Ruffalo's voice just drives me nuts. And not in a good way.

I can't stand him. Whenever he shows up in a movie I just want to punch him in his little baby sized wiener.

B.L.Z. Bub		2012-04-21 05:59:24 AM

Speaking of Boogie Nights, I find it amusing that P.T. Anderson trolled critics like Roger Ebert about the question of "Was it real?". Link

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