FARK.com: (7061430) "We discovered the process of blowing coke up each other's asses. There, I have said it. It's not like we invented the practice but I realize now it's not an everyday thing for most people"

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		"We discovered the process of blowing coke up each other's asses. There, I have said it. It's not like we invented the practice but I realize now it's not an everyday thing for most people" (starpulse.com)		65
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Diogenes		2012-04-20 11:47:26 AM

He's not very well.

vernonFL		2012-04-20 11:48:51 AM

I learned it from YOU, Stevie Nicks.

unyon		2012-04-20 11:53:42 AM

BTW, that's The Charlatans UK on this side of the pond, internets.

PainInTheASP		2012-04-20 12:02:41 PM

Okay, this is the second time I've heard about this...process...in the last twenty-four hours. Makes me wonder about the fundamental interconnectedness of everything.

basemetal		2012-04-20 12:19:43 PM

Bringing a new terminology to our discussions such as "I would party like a rock star with her", and "I'd blow coke up her ass."

ecmoRandomNumbers		2012-04-20 12:58:45 PM

PainInTheASP: Okay, this is the second time I've heard about this...process...in the last twenty-four hours. Makes me wonder about the fundamental interconnectedness of everything.

Baader-Meinhof phenomenon. You'll probably hear this phrase again in the next couple of days.

PacManDreaming		2012-04-20 01:10:33 PM

FTA: "They say giving is better than receiving, but believe me, in this case the giving is not that great."

Yeah, especially if the receiver blows it back into your mouth.

PainInTheASP		2012-04-20 01:57:52 PM

ecmoRandomNumbers: PainInTheASP: Okay, this is the second time I've heard about this...process...in the last twenty-four hours. Makes me wonder about the fundamental interconnectedness of everything.

Baader-Meinhof phenomenon. You'll probably hear this phrase again in the next couple of days.

Funniest thing I've read all day...thank you for that.

turbidum		2012-04-20 02:27:18 PM

Better if you just rub it around the anus. It makes penetration much easier.

StrikitRich		2012-04-20 02:29:21 PM

vernonFL: I learned it from YOU, Stevie Nicks.

Done in 2

BumpInTheNight		2012-04-20 02:34:02 PM

Follow up by popping a mentos in there for some real entertainment.

child_god		2012-04-20 02:34:53 PM

Oh wow, I just posted about this in the other thread. lulz!

Theonceovertwice		2012-04-20 02:36:57 PM

And now I'm trying to figure out in my head how that works better than just snorting it...

/never seen coke in my life
//saw this band in 1991 at UCLA. Good show.

Lipspinach		2012-04-20 02:39:00 PM

You could just not be a pussy & use a syringe like everybody else.

child_god		2012-04-20 02:40:36 PM

Theonceovertwice: And now I'm trying to figure out in my head how that works better than just snorting it...

/never seen coke in my life
//saw this band in 1991 at UCLA. Good show.

Probably the same way a vodka soaked tampon in the bum works. Google it, may or may not be a hoax. Apparently it goes immediately into the bloodstream.

Death_Poot		2012-04-20 02:42:01 PM

Theonceovertwice: And now I'm trying to figure out in my head how that works better than just snorting it...

/never seen coke in my life
//saw this band in 1991 at UCLA. Good show.

Lots of blood vessels in the, ahem, colon. There was a dude who died in my city about 2 years ago by getting a red wine enema. It absorbed so quickly, he succumbed to alcohol poisoning.

Mr. Parker		2012-04-20 02:43:32 PM

Thank you subby, now my weekend is fully booked! It's gonna be expensive too.

HappyHarryHardOn		2012-04-20 02:43:36 PM

Theonceovertwice: And now I'm trying to figure out in my head how that works better than just snorting it...
.

heavy users suffer from stuffed up, damaged noses, so this is an alternative if you want to give your nose a little break

devilEther		2012-04-20 02:45:21 PM

Theonceovertwice: And now I'm trying to figure out in my head how that works better than just snorting it...

/never seen coke in my life
//saw this band in 1991 at UCLA. Good show.

if you're gonna snort it, you might as well pop it, and if you're gonna shoot it, you might as well main it... or blow it up your ass.

Bob_Laublaw		2012-04-20 02:46:55 PM

Said you're on a bridge to nowhere,
And you're getting there fast,
Blow it up your ass,
Blow it up your asssssssss

Death_Poot		2012-04-20 02:47:17 PM

HappyHarryHardOn: Theonceovertwice: And now I'm trying to figure out in my head how that works better than just snorting it...
.

heavy users suffer from stuffed up, damaged noses, so this is an alternative if you want to give your nose a little break

The guy I mentioned in my LP had lost most of his stomach from drinking, and had turned to enemas as an alternative. At least that's what the article in the paper said.

Ow! That was my feelings!		2012-04-20 02:51:56 PM

Understands

thecryptojournalist.files.wordpress.com

serial arseonist		2012-04-20 02:58:02 PM

now i have to try this for 4/20

/not just blowing smoke up your ass
//blowing it up mine, too

atlevangelist		2012-04-20 03:01:06 PM

the fact that it's called a "Manhattan powdered donut" = brilliant

socodog		2012-04-20 03:05:10 PM

Is that because Manhattan = asshole?

Crewmannumber6		2012-04-20 03:06:00 PM

Including that article, that makes exactly once that I've heard of The Charlatains

LeroyBourne		2012-04-20 03:07:50 PM

You'd think after long-term usage, he couldn't hold in a b.m.
/gives a whole new meaning to 'burning a freeway to your large intestine'

chevydeuce		2012-04-20 03:12:00 PM

In a span of less than 24 hours, I've gone from NEVER having heard of this from of coke intake, to now having heard about it TWICE on Fark.....

whyweprotest.net

noit		2012-04-20 03:24:18 PM

GIS Baader-Meinhof phenomenon. It's pretty good.

MoronLessOff		2012-04-20 03:25:50 PM

Like this?
upload.wikimedia.org

Scrotastic Method		2012-04-20 03:31:50 PM

child_god: Probably the same way a vodka soaked tampon in the bum works. Google it, may or may not be a hoax. Apparently it goes immediately into the bloodstream.

Ever seen what happens when a tampon is removed from its applicator? And when it gets wet? It's not going in anyone's butt like that. Booze-soaked-tampon was just this year's jenkem.

MoronLessOff		2012-04-20 03:35:06 PM

Scrotastic Method: child_god: Probably the same way a vodka soaked tampon in the bum works. Google it, may or may not be a hoax. Apparently it goes immediately into the bloodstream.

Ever seen what happens when a tampon is removed from its applicator? And when it gets wet? It's not going in anyone's butt like that. Booze-soaked-tampon was just this year's jenkem.

But the enema method of intake is possible from what I understand, and it's very dangerous. Like you said, the alcohol goes straight into the blood stream and alcohol poisoning becomes a much bigger danger.

Theonceovertwice		2012-04-20 03:42:27 PM

devilEther: Theonceovertwice: And now I'm trying to figure out in my head how that works better than just snorting it...

/never seen coke in my life
//saw this band in 1991 at UCLA. Good show.

if you're gonna snort it, you might as well pop it, and if you're gonna shoot it, you might as well main it... or blow it up your ass.

Heathers, right?

StrikitRich		2012-04-20 03:43:01 PM

coldones		2012-04-20 03:52:33 PM

MoronLessOff: Scrotastic Method: child_god: Probably the same way a vodka soaked tampon in the bum works. Google it, may or may not be a hoax. Apparently it goes immediately into the bloodstream.

Ever seen what happens when a tampon is removed from its applicator? And when it gets wet? It's not going in anyone's butt like that. Booze-soaked-tampon was just this year's jenkem.

But the enema method of intake is possible from what I understand, and it's very dangerous. Like you said, the alcohol goes straight into the blood stream and alcohol poisoning becomes a much bigger danger.

My wife told me some of her gay friends used to give each other champagne enemas.

IamSoSmart_S_M_R_T		2012-04-20 03:57:50 PM

BumpInTheNight: Follow up by popping a mentos in there for some real entertainment.

After seeing this video years ago, I can never look at a Mentos the same way again.

/Sooooo NSFW
//NSFW
///Coke in the anus? That's unremarkable

devilEther		2012-04-20 04:07:12 PM

Theonceovertwice: devilEther: Theonceovertwice: And now I'm trying to figure out in my head how that works better than just snorting it...

/never seen coke in my life
//saw this band in 1991 at UCLA. Good show.

if you're gonna snort it, you might as well pop it, and if you're gonna shoot it, you might as well main it... or blow it up your ass.

Heathers, right?

Basketball Diaries. Allow me to take this opportunity to post the correct quote:
"If you're gonna snort it, you might as well pop it, and if you're gonna pop it, you might as well mainline."

i46.tinypic.com

emotion_lotion		2012-04-20 04:20:21 PM

I assume you have to use a straw ?

groppet		2012-04-20 04:30:40 PM

I'll put that right up there with the guy that killed himself by having his GF give him a shery enema.

mcmnky		2012-04-20 04:35:25 PM

emotion_lotion: I assume you have to use a straw ?

Depends on the receiver.

For Maria Menounos I would not use a straw.

ZeroCorpse		2012-04-20 04:36:04 PM

This is why I never did drugs.

Anything that makes you do things that you would normally consider disgusting can't be all that fun or entertaining.

Trust me; Straight-edges like myself spent our time laughing at people who compromised their dignity so far as to do things like this.

/Laughing, and pitying.
//Cocaine is a fool's drug.
///Heroin is a suicidal fool's drug.

devilEther		2012-04-20 04:50:41 PM

ZeroCorpse: This is why I never did drugs.

Anything that makes you do things that you would normally consider disgusting can't be all that fun or entertaining.

Trust me; Straight-edges like myself spent our time laughing at people who compromised their dignity so far as to do things like this.

/Laughing, and pitying.
//Cocaine is a fool's drug.
///Heroin is a suicidal fool's drug.

30.media.tumblr.com

Cosmk		2012-04-20 04:53:46 PM

ecmoRandomNumbers: PainInTheASP: Okay, this is the second time I've heard about this...process...in the last twenty-four hours. Makes me wonder about the fundamental interconnectedness of everything.

Baader-Meinhof phenomenon. You'll probably hear this phrase again in the next couple of days.

I'd not encountered that phrase/concept before this thread, and now having read up on it I nominate the above post as best of the year.

NorCalLos		2012-04-20 05:23:10 PM

atlevangelist: the fact that it's called a "Manhattan powdered donut" = brilliant

I forwarded this link to one of my bosses (who also happens to be a friend). She said "I'm glad you warned me because I always say "yes" when offered a doughnut."

/Hertz Donut

Dialectic		2012-04-20 05:31:56 PM

"They say giving is better than receiving, but believe me, in this case the giving is not that great."

yeah, he sounds like a pissed-off power top.