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(Talking Points Memo)   Sarah Palin comments on the Secret Service scandal. Of course, when she's not objectifying the First Lady or painting the entire protection detail with a broad brush, she's joking about how Barack Obama eats dogs   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 166
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2012-04-20 11:37:47 AM
With such rapier wit it's amazing people can't stand her.
 
2012-04-20 11:44:20 AM
anything to keep herself in the headlines.
 
2012-04-20 11:45:36 AM
Everyone should remember that the Republican Party thought this woman would be worthy of being Vice President of the United States, and therefore President as well.

And then all her little fan club came into office in 2010, and look how that turned out.
 
2012-04-20 11:47:01 AM
who?

/oh, yeah... "Lowest common denominator" Palin
//surprised she doesn't quit halfway through a freakin tweet because it's too hard
 
2012-04-20 11:54:16 AM

Diogenes: With such rapier wit it's amazing people can't stand her.


rapier wit? does that mean somewhere out there someone has the rapiest wit? dear god, we're doomed.
 
2012-04-20 12:05:19 PM

WaltzingMathilda: Diogenes: With such rapier wit it's amazing people can't stand her.

rapier wit? does that mean somewhere out there someone has the rapiest wit? dear god, we're doomed.


I'd have to go with skybreaker or ABW. And yes, doomed.
 
2012-04-20 12:06:21 PM
Who gives a fark what she thinks? Was she involved? No. Does she have first hand knowledge about what happened? No. Is she an expert? Hahaha....don't make me laugh so hard, she not even an expert on how to escape from a paper sack.
 
2012-04-20 12:10:51 PM

Crusader: Was she involved? No.


The agent in question worked her protection detail.
 
2012-04-20 12:14:43 PM

Diogenes: With such rapier wit it's amazing people can't stand her.


She's too easy to parry.

/and she WISHES Obama still ate dogs
//because she's a complete b*tch
///and sexually frustrated
 
2012-04-20 12:19:14 PM
"Well, this agent who was kind of ridiculous there in posting pictures and comments about checking someone out. Well, check this out, bodyguard. You're fired," Palin said. "And I hope his wife kicks his ocoli and sends him to the doghouse, as long as he's not eating the dog, along with his former boss.

I read this in Liz Lemon's voice and imagined that she did this immediately after saying it.
 
2012-04-20 12:19:24 PM
"Well, this agent who was kind of ridiculous there in posting pictures and comments about checking someone out."


What the fark am I reading? Where's the verb in this sentence?
 
2012-04-20 12:19:36 PM
Come on she is a lady who doesn't know the difference between head of state and head of government. Just humor her when she talks so she doesn't feel bad.
 
2012-04-20 12:19:40 PM
What do you expect? She's a moron.
 
2012-04-20 12:20:02 PM
I'm sure Sarah Palin would have no problem eating dog, provided she had a lot of Rice in her mouth.
 
2012-04-20 12:20:12 PM

WaltzingMathilda: Diogenes: With such rapier wit it's amazing people can't stand her.

rapier wit? does that mean somewhere out there someone has the rapiest wit? dear god, we're doomed.


img837.imageshack.us

/you may just get your wish
 
2012-04-20 12:20:22 PM
Please, biatch, just go away.
 
2012-04-20 12:20:42 PM
"Well, this agent who was kind of ridiculous there in posting pictures and comments about checking someone out. Well, check this out, bodyguard. You're fired," Palin said. "And I hope his wife kicks his ocoli and sends him to the doghouse, as long as he's not eating the dog, along with his former boss.

"You know, the president, for one, he better be wary there of - when Secret Service is accompanying his family on vacation. They may be checking out the first lady instead of guarding her,"


Does this idiot ever write or say anything that isn't completely mangled English?
 
2012-04-20 12:22:11 PM
Sarah Palin is rich now because of the 2 types of people that listen to every piece of hyperbole and derp that comes out of her mouth. The largest group are librals who are baffled by how idiotic she is and the other group are conservative zealots that don't realize she is just playing a character to troll the liberals and sell more books.
 
2012-04-20 12:22:17 PM
thanks Drew!

uvtblog.com
 
2012-04-20 12:22:37 PM

EyeballKid: I'm sure Sarah Palin would have no problem eating dog, provided she had a lot of Rice in her mouth.


BAM!
 
2012-04-20 12:24:46 PM
My fantasy is that Romney chooses her as his running mate.
 
2012-04-20 12:25:48 PM

FeedTheCollapse: "Well, this agent who was kind of ridiculous there in posting pictures and comments about checking someone out. Well, check this out, bodyguard. You're fired," Palin said. "And I hope his wife kicks his ocoli and sends him to the doghouse, as long as he's not eating the dog, along with his former boss.

I read this in Liz Lemon's voice and imagined that she did this immediately after saying it.



Image is 1 pixel by 1 pixel. So......
 
2012-04-20 12:26:26 PM
I would spunk on her cans.
 
2012-04-20 12:26:40 PM
Like all teabaggers, Sarah Palin is stupid.
 
2012-04-20 12:26:43 PM

Philip Francis Queeg: "Well, this agent who was kind of ridiculous there in posting pictures and comments about checking someone out. Well, check this out, bodyguard. You're fired," Palin said. "And I hope his wife kicks his ocoli and sends him to the doghouse, as long as he's not eating the dog, along with his former boss.

"You know, the president, for one, he better be wary there of - when Secret Service is accompanying his family on vacation. They may be checking out the first lady instead of guarding her,"

Does this idiot ever write or say anything that isn't completely mangled English?


I don't know, but it took me about five tries before I could make sense of that quote.

Is it too much to ask that basic literacy be a requirement for being a presidential candidate?
 
2012-04-20 12:27:36 PM

Diogenes: With such rapier wit it's amazing people can't stand her.


Well, she *is* a Rape-ublican.

Dog eating jokes?

Knew the GOP's LCD was a low number.

Did *not* realize it went that low.
 
2012-04-20 12:28:43 PM
Attacking Obama for eating dog eat as a child in Indonesia has to be one of the most pathetic things I've ever seen.

That people can't see the difference between that and strapping the family pet to the roof of a car for a 12 hour trip is f*cking sad.

The GOP needs to change. It's nothing but hate, ignorance and hypocrisy since 2008.
 
2012-04-20 12:28:52 PM

Diogenes: With such rapier wit it's amazing people can't stand her.


...and she wants to backdoor her way into running for President.

/npi
//besides, she wouldn't know what anal sex is.
 
2012-04-20 12:29:32 PM
They may be checking out the first lady instead of guarding her...

Wait, did Sarah Palin just say she thinks the First Lady is hawt? Kinky!
 
2012-04-20 12:29:57 PM

God's Hubris: "Well, this agent who was kind of ridiculous there in posting pictures and comments about checking someone out."

What the fark am I reading? Where's the verb in this sentence?


I dare someone to diagram that sentence. FFS, doesn't she have handlers to prevent her from saying such garbage in public?
 
2012-04-20 12:30:49 PM
This dog eating thing could have been an October surprise. Way to blow your wad early GOP...
 
2012-04-20 12:31:03 PM
Does Sarah have a job?

Should someone as unable to maintain gainful employment like Palin comment on some else losing his job?
 
2012-04-20 12:32:16 PM
we get it. He's a caninovore
 
2012-04-20 12:32:50 PM

meat0918: This dog eating thing could have been an October surprise. Way to blow your wad early GOP...


At least a DNC Convention talking point.
 
2012-04-20 12:33:07 PM

El Morro: Attacking Obama for eating dog eat as a child in Indonesia has to be one of the most pathetic things I've ever seen.

That people can't see the difference between that and strapping the family pet to the roof of a car for a 12 hour trip is f*cking sad.

The GOP needs to change. It's nothing but hate, ignorance and hypocrisy since 2008.




The best part is: This has been in his book for how many years now?
 
2012-04-20 12:33:18 PM
Too bad abortion wasn't an option when her mother was pregnant. We'd been spared this asstarded nuttiness.
 
2012-04-20 12:33:40 PM

Philip Francis Queeg: "Well, this agent who was kind of ridiculous there in posting pictures and comments about checking someone out. Well, check this out, bodyguard. You're fired," Palin said. "And I hope his wife kicks his ocoli and sends him to the doghouse, as long as he's not eating the dog, along with his former boss.

"You know, the president, for one, he better be wary there of - when Secret Service is accompanying his family on vacation. They may be checking out the first lady instead of guarding her,"

Does this idiot ever write or say anything that isn't completely mangled English?


In her defense (I can't believe I'm doing this) "ocoli" is supposed to be "okole" which means "ass" in Hawaiian.

/you know why your okole line goes this way ( | ) and not this (---) way?\
//so when you slip down the stairs, you don't go "Pb-b-b-b-b-b-b"
 
2012-04-20 12:34:23 PM
I know 13 year old girls who are less petty, have more tact and a better vocabulary.
 
2012-04-20 12:34:35 PM
How petty. She's never grown out of high school, has she?
 
2012-04-20 12:34:48 PM
How degrading.

/ for her
 
2012-04-20 12:35:14 PM
DREAMS FROM MY FATHER WAS WRITTEN THE SAME YEAR AS THE OKLAHOMA CITY BOMBING. THIS STORY TOOK PLACE THE SAME YEAR ALL IN THE FAMILY DEBUTED.


Wingnuts. I beg you. At least attempt to have your smears have some relevance to anything.
 
2012-04-20 12:35:39 PM

emotion_lotion: I know 13 year old girls who are less petty, have more tact and a better vocabulary.


plus they LOVE your van. Perv ;)
 
2012-04-20 12:35:54 PM

PanicMan: How petty. She's never grown out of high school, has she?


No.
 
2012-04-20 12:36:29 PM
www.thegatewaypundit.com
This looks undercooked.
 
2012-04-20 12:37:25 PM
Considering the ingredients for hot dogs, a purist should be more alarmed by Oscar Mayer products than real dogs.
 
2012-04-20 12:37:46 PM

skullkrusher: emotion_lotion: I know 13 year old girls who are less petty, have more tact and a better vocabulary.

plus they LOVE your van. Perv ;)


Well it is a pretty sweet van.
 
2012-04-20 12:38:39 PM

T-Servo: Considering the ingredients for hot dogs, a purist should be more alarmed by Oscar Mayer products than real dogs.


Bar-S, all the way.

Nathan's if I'm splurging.
 
2012-04-20 12:39:22 PM
A president who was exposed to other cultures as a child?!

NOT IN MY 'MURICA!
 
2012-04-20 12:39:43 PM

Shaggy_C: [www.thegatewaypundit.com image 400x249]
This looks undercooked.


hehe

much better than Palin's joke
 
2012-04-20 12:40:24 PM
Palin feels safe criticizing the Secret Service because, when is SHE ever going to need them again?
 
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