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Krymson Tyde		2012-04-20 12:08:58 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat		2012-04-20 12:15:36 PM

I didn't realize Iggy Pop had great grand children.

Walker		2012-04-20 12:32:24 PM

Oh it can't be that bad....

*looks at pic*

img.photobucket.com

Ed Finnerty		2012-04-20 12:54:24 PM

The forehead tattoo is too much.

MaudlinMutantMollusk		2012-04-20 01:10:09 PM

GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY!!!111!

/hell, if I looked like that I'd slam a fifth every morning

Kalashinator		2012-04-20 01:17:30 PM

Now who would go and dig up Fred Gwynne like that?

blatz514		2012-04-20 01:17:33 PM

Gah!!! What is that!!!

Grab the pitchforks!

dusty15893		2012-04-20 01:18:26 PM

Great Grandma,"Kimberly King,50".

Well there's all you need to know right there.

Gunny Highway		2012-04-20 01:18:40 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: I didn't realize Iggy Pop had great grand children.

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Tha fark you say about mah babies!?!

HotWingConspiracy		2012-04-20 01:18:45 PM

Police arrested a West Monroe woman after she reportedly got drunk and passed out while she was babysitting her two great-grandchildren.

Kimberly King, 50

Damn.

skullkrusher		2012-04-20 01:19:11 PM

Police arrested a West Monroe woman after she reportedly got drunk and passed out while she was babysitting her two great-grandchildren.

Kimberly King,50, of 222 Trace West, was arrested Thursday following a complaint by her granddaughter

holy farking shiat

Fano		2012-04-20 01:19:11 PM

RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

stiletto2		2012-04-20 01:20:29 PM

Also, she's a great grandmother at age 50, meaning that +/- a year or two either way, her, her daughter, and granddaughter were all giving birth at 16

KatjaMouse		2012-04-20 01:20:38 PM

Anyone else initially see this?

t3.gstatic.com

AbbeySomeone		2012-04-20 01:21:14 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY!!!111!

/hell, if I looked like that I'd slam a fifth every morning

That might be why she looks like that . Not to be judgmental, but she may have a drinking problem amongst other issues.

HotWingConspiracy: Police arrested a West Monroe woman after she reportedly got drunk and passed out while she was babysitting her two great-grandchildren.

Kimberly King, 50

Damn.

Um, yeah. WTH?

BurnShrike		2012-04-20 01:21:16 PM

stiletto2: Also, she's a great grandmother at age 50, meaning that +/- a year or two either way, her, her daughter, and granddaughter were all giving birth at 16

I'm more shocked that some man actually stuck his dick in that.

Have some self-respect!

The Third Man		2012-04-20 01:21:21 PM

KatjaMouse: Anyone else initially see this?

Booze. Booze never changes.

Sir Fappsalot		2012-04-20 01:22:18 PM

So at this rate she will be a Great Great Grandmother by 65 and a Great Great Great Grandmother by 80? Theoretically speaking of course...because that wildebeest probably won't see a day past 60.

Ow My Balls		2012-04-20 01:22:48 PM

16 * 3 = 48...

brnt00		2012-04-20 01:23:27 PM

Jesus Hoobastank Tap Dancing Christ on a Cracker. Nuke that thing from orbit. Using fire would require getting too close.

Psychopusher		2012-04-20 01:23:53 PM

It isn't often I recoil when I see one of those "cannot be unseen" pics, but

www.threadbombing.com

And 50. And already a great-grandmother. I mean, what else really needs to be said?

BurnShrike		2012-04-20 01:23:59 PM

Ow My Balls: 16 * 3 = 48...

Plus 3 * 0.75 gestation = 2.25 for a grand total of 50.

wantingout		2012-04-20 01:24:10 PM

wow, great grandma at 50. i guess having babies at 16 really IS cool after all!

JackieRabbit		2012-04-20 01:24:40 PM

FTFA: "Kimberly King,50, of 222..."

That's all anyone needs to read to understand: great grandmother at 50 years of age. I'd say the great-grandchild's future prospects are none too bright.

HotWingConspiracy		2012-04-20 01:24:56 PM

Sir Fappsalot: So at this rate she will be a Great Great Grandmother by 65 and a Great Great Great Grandmother by 80? Theoretically speaking of course...because that wildebeest probably won't see a day past 60.

I dunno, she might preserve herself if she keeps drinking like that.

THX 1138		2012-04-20 01:25:31 PM

AbbeySomeone: Not to be judgmental, but she may have a drinking problem amongst other issues.

You mean drinking 26oz of hard liquor isn't normal babysitting protocol?

Psychopusher		2012-04-20 01:25:35 PM

JackieRabbit: FTFA: "Kimberly King,50, of 222..."

That's all anyone needs to read to understand: great grandmother at 50 years of age. I'd say the great-grandchild's future prospects are none too bright.

Much like themselves...

BurnShrike		2012-04-20 01:25:47 PM

Police say both children had soiled their diapers to the point that the diapers were falling off.

And I'm gonna call bullshiat on this. There's no way they could soil their diapers that much in only 4 hours. They clearly needed to be changed before their mother left.

digitalpirate		2012-04-20 01:25:56 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: I didn't realize Iggy Pop had great grand children.

It looks like one of The Ramones dyed their hair, but I will also accept Iggy Pop.

Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii		2012-04-20 01:26:05 PM

Well she is a Great-Grandmother so when you get to be her age you deserve a little drink every now and then...no?

"Police arrested a West Monroe woman after she reportedly got drunk and passed out while she was babysitting her two great-grandchildren. Kimberly King, 50..."

Nevermind. Scratch that. 50 and a Great Grandmother?! shiat...how old was she when she started having kids...12?!

AbbeySomeone		2012-04-20 01:26:16 PM

HotWingConspiracy: Sir Fappsalot: So at this rate she will be a Great Great Grandmother by 65 and a Great Great Great Grandmother by 80? Theoretically speaking of course...because that wildebeest probably won't see a day past 60.

I dunno, she might ~~preserve~~ pickle herself if she keeps drinking like that.

fixed

BumpInTheNight		2012-04-20 01:26:42 PM

dusty15893: Great Grandma,"Kimberly King,50".

Well there's all you need to know right there.

Yup. Jesus.

zweieye		2012-04-20 01:27:25 PM

I tear out my eyes, yet the image still remains...

Sticky Hands		2012-04-20 01:27:51 PM

BurnShrike: Police say both children had soiled their diapers to the point that the diapers were falling off.

And I'm gonna call bullshiat on this. There's no way they could soil their diapers that much in only 4 hours. They clearly needed to be changed before their mother left.

yeah, I was about to call the same bullshiat.
they fill up fast, but not that fast.

That coward David Lopan		2012-04-20 01:28:40 PM

So you want to be a Lion?

Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii		2012-04-20 01:28:58 PM

zweieye: I tear out my eyes, yet the image still remains...

Here, this will solve your problem...

www.optical-illusionist.com

ultraholland		2012-04-20 01:29:17 PM

fifth-sucking lips

kokomo61		2012-04-20 01:29:27 PM

KatjaMouse: Anyone else initially see this?

[t3.gstatic.com image 183x276]

Yeah.

Pair-o-Dice		2012-04-20 01:29:29 PM

JackieRabbit: FTFA: "Kimberly King,50, of 222..."

That's all anyone needs to read to understand: great grandmother at 50 years of age. I'd say the great-grandchild's future prospects are none too bright.

If history serves correctly, she'll be pregnant in a few years.

Killer Cars		2012-04-20 01:30:09 PM

I would find great difficulty using the photograph provided masturbating to this woman. Perhaps a kind soul could provide some alternate visual aids; "bleach" for the eyes, if you will.

Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii		2012-04-20 01:30:20 PM

Sticky Hands: BurnShrike: Police say both children had soiled their diapers to the point that the diapers were falling off.

And I'm gonna call bullshiat on this. There's no way they could soil their diapers that much in only 4 hours. They clearly needed to be changed before their mother left.

yeah, I was about to call the same bullshiat.
they fill up fast, but not that fast.

I call bullshiat on your calling bullshiat. If they were sick or had gotten into Great Grandma's stash of prunes (or booze) they would fill up that fast....

jtown		2012-04-20 01:30:28 PM

My grandmother won a "Youngest Grandmother" award on a cruise when I was a tot. She was 48 when I was born.

MontanaDave		2012-04-20 01:30:39 PM

AbbeySomeone: HotWingConspiracy: Sir Fappsalot: So at this rate she will be a Great Great Grandmother by 65 and a Great Great Great Grandmother by 80? Theoretically speaking of course...because that wildebeest probably won't see a day past 60.

I dunno, she might preserve pickle herself if she keeps drinking like that.

fixed

She already kinda resembles a pickle.

meatofmystery		2012-04-20 01:30:59 PM

dave mustaine's a great grandmother? huh

toraque		2012-04-20 01:31:28 PM

Kimberly King,50

"It's not the years, kid, it's the mileage!"

HotWingConspiracy		2012-04-20 01:32:16 PM

Okieboy		2012-04-20 01:32:41 PM

If I drank a fifth of Jim Beam in 4 hours I'd absolutely die, she must be hard-core.....

/that's one ugly she-beast

AxL sANe		2012-04-20 01:32:44 PM

dusty15893: Great Grandma,"Kimberly King,50".

Well there's all you need to know right there.

Yeah - I had to read that twice to make sure I had properly comprehended it. Apparently bad decision making is a trait that is passed from one generation to the next. And the next. Poor kids.

AbbeySomeone		2012-04-20 01:32:55 PM

Sticky Hands: BurnShrike: Police say both children had soiled their diapers to the point that the diapers were falling off.

And I'm gonna call bullshiat on this. There's no way they could soil their diapers that much in only 4 hours. They clearly needed to be changed before their mother left.

yeah, I was about to call the same bullshiat.
they fill up fast, but not that fast.

People like that don't change the diapers until they are completely full. Diapers cost money you know and those smokes and 40's aren't gonna pay for themselves. I call BS too but it does add some sensationalism to the story.