Everyone knows the proper way to serve dog is strapped to the roof of the family car.

Just hose him off. He'll be fine

GAT_00: So this is actually true? It is in his autobiography. And the media actually ran with this like it was news, yet isn't covering the GOP blocking the Violence Against Women Act or their betrayal of the deficit deal, which is going to mean a government shutdown in October.

Yeah. Liberal media my ass.

In my opinion the media isn't Liberal or conservative anymore just lazy as a motherfarker. Especially the politicial media. I mean why go chase down a story and interview people and anctually have to THINK about stuff when there is an advocacy group ready to spoon-feed you all the copy you'll ever need and even let you interview their hand-picked experts for some real-sounding quotes?

And if that's too much trouble just run with whatever line of attack the opposing campaign media shops are trying to push that day.

Or, if you're really hung over, just google a poll online and run another horse-race story.

Shaggy_C: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Everyone knows the proper way to serve dog is strapped to the roof of the family car.

Between Romney Roofstrapper and Obama the Colliemuncher, who is the candidate for those of us who care about the well-being of animals?

Bonus?

Two of the right wing nitwits (not nitwits because they're right wing, they'd be nitwits regardless of their political views) were obsessing about this after hearing it on Michael Berry.

The woman:
"What I don't get is how Obama finds the time to write these books. You'd think that being the President would take up more of his time, instead he's spending all day writing his memoirs. No wonder he sucks at running this country."

Shaggy_C: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Everyone knows the proper way to serve dog is strapped to the roof of the family car.

Between Romney Roofstrapper and Obama the Colliemuncher, who is the candidate for those of us who care about the well-being of animals?

Vote Serious Cat 2012

Shaggy_C: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Everyone knows the proper way to serve dog is strapped to the roof of the family car.

Between Romney Roofstrapper and Obama the Colliemuncher, who is the candidate for those of us who care about the well-being of animals?

I would say probably the green party candidate.

clambam: Because eating the food put in front of you as a child is totally equivalent to mistreating your pet as an adult.

They both have the word dog in it, though. So there's that.

Magorn: lazy

I wouldn't say "lazy" as much as I would say "maximizing the utility of labor". A reporter does a whole bunch of in depth research, digs up a scandal, fact checks, and publishes over the course of weeks... media outlet sells a hundred more units. Another reporter copies and pastes some screed from a fringe site... media outlet sells 10 more units.

Which is more profitable?

monoski: Fartbongo should Twitter something back about the menu in the North Korean prisoner camps.

What?

Jake Havechek: To: LyinLibs
This man, Obama, and his blood lust for dog meat is sickening. Can you imagine the number of labs, golden retrievers and collies that he has had shipped into Sam Kass's kitchen for slaughter.

Obama feasts on dog meat souffle, BBQ dog, dog stew, deep fried dog, all while the rest of us try to carefully eat the way Michelle tells us.

If he is re-elected, we must demand that he stops slaughtering dogs.
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Honestly, that one's pretty funny because they KNOW they're being over the top.

mayIFark: And subby is a slightly slow reader, only couple dahs behind on fark.
/repeat

No, no it isn't since McCain only tweeted this yesterday. You really should bother to RTFA if you're going to play repeat cop.

This is about the GOP dogpile on this "issue" which they made up out of thin air in the last few days. It's experimental proof of the Fox Effect which many left wing observers have been decrying for some time now

clambam: Because eating the food put in front of you as a child is totally equivalent to mistreating your pet as an adult.

If he had not eaten the dog meat and mentioned it in his book, his enemies would be complaining that even as a child he was an elitist and out of touch for not eating what everyone else was eating.
And bonus points for a kid having the nerve to not listen to the adults and clean his plate.

karnal: HotWingConspiracy


karnal: There is also a little fact that is not mentioned - Obama had a ghostwriter actually pen his memoir.

Yes we know, he used his time machine and had Karl Marx write it.


Close...but this man is a little more dangerous than Marx.

I'm glad someone sees through his disguise.

karnal: Because the true author co-founded the Weather Underground and is a self-described communist revolutionist.

Exactly. Look at these two quotes:
Bill Ayers Fugitive Days:

"I picture the street coming alive, awakening from the fury of winter, stirred from the chilly spring night by cold glimmers of sunlight angling through the city."

Obama's Dreams (supposedly):

"Night now fell in midafternoon, especially when the snowstorms rolled in, boundless prairie storms that set the sky close to the ground, the city lights reflected against the clouds."

If you can't tell these two sentences were written by the same person, you're obviously blind.

GAT_00: So this is actually true? It is in his autobiography. And the media actually ran with this like it was news, yet isn't covering the GOP blocking the Violence Against Women Act or their betrayal of the deficit deal, which is going to mean a government shutdown in October.

Yeah. Liberal media my ass.

Some folks mistake "liberal" with "sensationalist".

sprawl15: Jake Havechek: bama feasts on dog meat souffle, BBQ dog, dog stew, deep fried dog

Dog is the shrimp of the land animals. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, dog-kabobs, dog creole, dog gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple dog, lemon dog, coconut dog, pepper dog, dog soup, dog stew, dog salad, dog and potatoes, dog burger, dog sandwich.

That- that's about it

And it's quite tasty, actually.

Also, Ayers and Obama (supposedly) used quite a few nautical metaphors in their books. Who uses nautical metaphors? Obviously both books were written by Ayers.

hillbillypharmacist: Also, Ayers and Obama (supposedly) used quite a few nautical metaphors in their books. Who uses nautical metaphors? Obviously both books were written by Ayers.

Or pirates. Obama has never denied that.

Lunaville: John McCains' still alive? Shouldn't there be periodic announcements that he still lives?

Also, does John McCain really, really think that he has never sampled dog meat?

I guarantee you if somebody served him dog while he was in the Hanoi Hilton he'd have thought it was his birthday

trotsky: hillbillypharmacist: I am an idiot.
Wow, we can finally agree on something!

I rolled my eyes so hard they fell in my coffee.

rufus-t-firefly: We need to exhume JFK and impeach him.

He needs that like a hole in the head.

Breaking News: Obama, as a small child, ate what he was given. It sounds like he didn't necessarily like it, but he didn't lump it.

Next up: What did the Commies feed Senator McCain while he was a POW? Was he driven to madness trying to find in the States?

Next Week: Sarah Palin: Is she dumb because she ate nothing but birthday cake from ages four to thirty two?

Mitt Romney admits to eating dirt

What vitamins and minerals do our experts recommend to make Newt Gingrich less of a grump?

Simpsons quote:

Principal Skinner: The year was 1968. We were on recon in a steaming Mekong delta. An overheated private removed his flack jacket, revealing a T-shirt with an ironed-on sporting the MAD slogan "Up with Mini-skirts!". Well, we all had a good laugh, even though I didn't quite understand it. But our momentary lapse of concentration allowed "Charlie" to get the drop on us. I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just can't get the spices right!

At least Michelle didn't need a staff to ghost-raise her children for her while she learned horse ballet

karnal: cameroncrazy1984


karnal: That argument does not even hold water....all one would have to do is visit a library or turn on a television to see that is untrue. But that is the fire you (and so many others) are fanning....you believe class or racial warfare is the only way to bring about change.

So, where's your proof that the book was ghost-written?

Or are you saying that Obama wrote it himself, now?


I am saying that I still believe that Ayers helped co-write "Dreams" but not because, as Doc Derp said, Obama "must be a puppet for smarter white men who write his words for him" but because very few politicians can string a paragraph together without help.

The last president who wrote his own speeches was Woodrow Wilson....
Mark Twain was a ghostwriter for Ulysses S. Grant.
On and on....

There is no shame in it....unless you lie about it.

So who Ghost wrote his stuff?(him being a poltician and therfore borderline illiterate):


Oh and unless there is a massive consipracy that dates back to when he was running for Senate, I'm pretty sure that the fact that Obama writes many of his own speeches is true. Back when he was running a distant 3rd in the Democratic Primary for US Senate (and the Dem nominee was seen as nothing more than a sacrifical lamb who was going to be slaughtered by the dynamic, Charismatic GOP up-and-comer Jack Ryan); I had a law professor who bought a table at one of his fund-raisers and invited his students along because he admired Obama's message.

I went and I was blown away as his speaking ability and obvious intelligence, many of the rhetorical styles and cadences he used that night he continues to use to this day

(and I honestly said to fellow student as we left that night "If America was the country we pretend it is, that many would be running for president instead of having no shot at becoming senator; what a shame)

Brubold: Step 3 - Throw a foot stomping tantrum like a bunch of whiny little girls.

Well, the Republicans are certainly doing a good job of that.

BillCo: [www.majhost.com image 327x212]

Mr. President, your lunch is ready.

Hey Bill...if that's the best you got, just quit. Obama's getting re-elected thanks to the likes of you genius.

/Insert your butthurt about Obama getting re-elected here:

cameroncrazy1984: karnal: cameroncrazy1984


karnal: lennavan

karnal: Never claimed to have proof

Hey, don't let that stop you from totally believing and defending it though.


So, the only things you believe in are things you can prove?

Who wrote a book is not a matter of faith.


You believing Obama wrote it all by himself is.....

Not at all.

It says so right there in the title

"Dreams from my Father" by Barack Obama

I have proof he wrote it. It's published.

What reason do you have to doubt that proof?

Ironic, that Hillary Clinton did indeed use a Ghost Writer for "It Takes a Village" but people believe she wrote it (or at least don't challenge it as much) because she's smart and they accept that she is smart because she graduated from a good university I guess.

I wonder why Obama doesn't get the same benefit of the doubt?

YELLOL: What kind of insane egomaniac writes an autobiography at 34 years old?

/it's rhetorical but I expect answers, lol

I wonder how many black combination Harvard Law Professors / US Senatora think they have a story worth telling?

I guess all of them in turns out.