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(ABC)   Republicans, who are apparently REALLY slow readers have apparently just finished the early chapters of Obama's autobiography which was published 16 years ago   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 208
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2012-04-20 08:27:47 AM
www.majhost.com

Mr. President, your lunch is ready.
 
2012-04-20 08:29:46 AM
Everyone knows the proper way to serve dog is strapped to the roof of the family car.
 
2012-04-20 08:36:15 AM
Just hose him off. He'll be fine
 
2012-04-20 08:36:27 AM
So this is actually true? It is in his autobiography. And the media actually ran with this like it was news, yet isn't covering the GOP blocking the Violence Against Women Act or their betrayal of the deficit deal, which is going to mean a government shutdown in October.

Yeah. Liberal media my ass.
 
2012-04-20 08:48:14 AM
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Everyone knows the proper way to serve dog is strapped to the roof of the family car.

Between Romney Roofstrapper and Obama the Colliemuncher, who is the candidate for those of us who care about the well-being of animals?
 
2012-04-20 08:50:25 AM
GAT_00: So this is actually true? It is in his autobiography. And the media actually ran with this like it was news, yet isn't covering the GOP blocking the Violence Against Women Act or their betrayal of the deficit deal, which is going to mean a government shutdown in October.

Yeah. Liberal media my ass.


In my opinion the media isn't Liberal or conservative anymore just lazy as a motherfarker. Especially the politicial media. I mean why go chase down a story and interview people and anctually have to THINK about stuff when there is an advocacy group ready to spoon-feed you all the copy you'll ever need and even let you interview their hand-picked experts for some real-sounding quotes?

And if that's too much trouble just run with whatever line of attack the opposing campaign media shops are trying to push that day.

Or, if you're really hung over, just google a poll online and run another horse-race story.
 
2012-04-20 08:50:54 AM
Why no "LOL sorry, Mitt, you can't strap him to the roof for a 12 hour ride on the highway covered in his own shiat"?
 
2012-04-20 08:51:08 AM
Shaggy_C: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Everyone knows the proper way to serve dog is strapped to the roof of the family car.

Between Romney Roofstrapper and Obama the Colliemuncher, who is the candidate for those of us who care about the well-being of animals?


www.newsrealblog.com
 
2012-04-20 08:51:34 AM
And subby is a slightly slow reader, only couple dahs behind on fark.
/repeat
 
2012-04-20 08:51:45 AM
Shaggy_C: Between Romney Roofstrapper and Obama the Colliemuncher, who is the candidate for those of us who care about the well-being of animals?

Why, that would be the owner of Socks the Cat (RIP) - Hillary Clinton.
See ya in 2016!
 
2012-04-20 08:51:49 AM
Bonus?

Two of the right wing nitwits (not nitwits because they're right wing, they'd be nitwits regardless of their political views) were obsessing about this after hearing it on Michael Berry.

The woman:
"What I don't get is how Obama finds the time to write these books. You'd think that being the President would take up more of his time, instead he's spending all day writing his memoirs. No wonder he sucks at running this country."
 
2012-04-20 08:53:06 AM
Shaggy_C: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Everyone knows the proper way to serve dog is strapped to the roof of the family car.

Between Romney Roofstrapper and Obama the Colliemuncher, who is the candidate for those of us who care about the well-being of animals?


Vote Serious Cat 2012
 
2012-04-20 08:53:31 AM
The Right knows exactly what this anecdote is about and how non-threatening it is in context of the book. They know most of their fans wont read past the 'ate dog' part of the head-line, and those that read the full paragraph will be inclined to see some 'foreignization' of the President when he was a kid. That's the angle that's going to be coming out. Digs about dog eating and attempts to push a bit of fear and worry of a president who wandered dirt streets and ate dogs while squatting in fetid gutters with foreigners. Can he realy, truly be American at his core because of this? Yes, he can but not to a group that thrives on marginalization and disenfranchising supported by a constituency that constantly needs to be fed fear.
 
2012-04-20 08:54:01 AM
Satanic_Hamster: Bonus?

Two of the right wing nitwits (not nitwits because they're right wing, they'd be nitwits regardless of their political views) were obsessing about this after hearing it on Michael Berry.

The woman:
"What I don't get is how Obama finds the time to write these books. You'd think that being the President would take up more of his time, instead he's spending all day writing his memoirs. No wonder he sucks at running this country."


I hope somebody slapped her right in the face.
 
2012-04-20 08:56:12 AM
Shaggy_C: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Everyone knows the proper way to serve dog is strapped to the roof of the family car.

Between Romney Roofstrapper and Obama the Colliemuncher, who is the candidate for those of us who care about the well-being of animals?


I would say probably the green party candidate.
 
2012-04-20 08:56:45 AM
Fartbongo should Twitter something back about the menu in the North Korean prisoner camps.
 
2012-04-20 08:57:13 AM
The liberal media is at it again!


except that there is no liberal media
 
2012-04-20 09:00:13 AM
Because eating the food put in front of you as a child is totally equivalent to mistreating your pet as an adult.
 
2012-04-20 09:00:36 AM
There is also a little fact that is not mentioned - Obama had a ghostwriter actually pen his memoir.
 
2012-04-20 09:00:55 AM
clambam: Because eating the food put in front of you as a child is totally equivalent to mistreating your pet as an adult.

They both have the word dog in it, though. So there's that.
 
2012-04-20 09:01:02 AM
To: LyinLibs
This man, Obama, and his blood lust for dog meat is sickening. Can you imagine the number of labs, golden retrievers and collies that he has had shipped into Sam Kass's kitchen for slaughter.

Obama feasts on dog meat souffle, BBQ dog, dog stew, deep fried dog, all while the rest of us try to carefully eat the way Michelle tells us.

If he is re-elected, we must demand that he stops slaughtering dogs.
102 posted on Thursday, April 19, 2012 12:36:13 AM by Jay Santos CP ("Idiocracy"... It's no longer just a movie.)
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2012-04-20 09:01:37 AM
This just in from home base: Republicans are all now to become vegetarians because Obama ate a dog. More at 11.
 
2012-04-20 09:02:02 AM
Magorn: lazy

I wouldn't say "lazy" as much as I would say "maximizing the utility of labor". A reporter does a whole bunch of in depth research, digs up a scandal, fact checks, and publishes over the course of weeks... media outlet sells a hundred more units. Another reporter copies and pastes some screed from a fringe site... media outlet sells 10 more units.

Which is more profitable?
 
2012-04-20 09:02:06 AM
monoski: Fartbongo should Twitter something back about the menu in the North Korean prisoner camps.

What?
 
2012-04-20 09:02:23 AM
karnal: There is also a little fact that is not mentioned - Obama had a ghostwriter actually pen his memoir.

Yes we know, he used his time machine and had Karl Marx write it.
 
2012-04-20 09:02:57 AM
To: lbryce

Welcome to the United Soviet States of America..where the Pravda State Media "vet" the candidates to the pleasure and needs of the RinoCrat UniParty.

This "election" will be a non-election...featuring the state approved "candidates"-whose only distinction is whether they are black or white.

Everyone knows Pepsi-lite is better for you than Pepsi. Yet Pepsi outsells Pepsi-lite...everywhere...all the time.

Obama will wipe the floor with his Caucasian mini-me....

A poor imitation of anything engenders nothing but disrespect in most people

41 posted on Friday, April 20, 2012 7:27:52 AM by mo (If you understand, no explanation is needed. If you don't understand, no explanation is possible.)
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2012-04-20 09:03:45 AM
Jake Havechek: To: LyinLibs
This man, Obama, and his blood lust for dog meat is sickening. Can you imagine the number of labs, golden retrievers and collies that he has had shipped into Sam Kass's kitchen for slaughter.

Obama feasts on dog meat souffle, BBQ dog, dog stew, deep fried dog, all while the rest of us try to carefully eat the way Michelle tells us.

If he is re-elected, we must demand that he stops slaughtering dogs.
102 posted on Thursday, April 19, 2012 12:36:13 AM by Jay Santos CP ("Idiocracy"... It's no longer just a movie.)
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Honestly, that one's pretty funny because they KNOW they're being over the top.
 
2012-04-20 09:04:17 AM
Satanic_Hamster: Bonus?

Two of the right wing nitwits (not nitwits because they're right wing, they'd be nitwits regardless of their political views) were obsessing about this after hearing it on Michael Berry.

The woman:
"What I don't get is how Obama finds the time to write these books. You'd think that being the President would take up more of his time, instead he's spending all day writing his memoirs. No wonder he sucks at running this country."


That's awesome. I had an old lady a couple months back start talking to me while I was having lunch at a pizza joint. The TV said that Obama had launched his official 2012 campaign website. She said something like "It's about time he decided to start campaigning. The fact he hasn't been campaigning shows that he really doesn't care if he gets reelected. I'd never vote for him because all he does is campaign." About 6 people started laughing at her.
 
2012-04-20 09:04:24 AM
I see we all got our Sean Hannity talking points. I'm glad to see the liberal media running with that. Did everyone tweet a picture of their dog to Axelrod like he told us?
 
2012-04-20 09:04:54 AM
mayIFark: And subby is a slightly slow reader, only couple dahs behind on fark.
/repeat


No, no it isn't since McCain only tweeted this yesterday. You really should bother to RTFA if you're going to play repeat cop.

This is about the GOP dogpile on this "issue" which they made up out of thin air in the last few days. It's experimental proof of the Fox Effect which many left wing observers have been decrying for some time now
 
2012-04-20 09:04:56 AM
HotWingConspiracy


karnal: There is also a little fact that is not mentioned - Obama had a ghostwriter actually pen his memoir.

Yes we know, he used his time machine and had Karl Marx write it.



Close...but this man is a little more dangerous than Marx.
 
2012-04-20 09:05:32 AM
Jake Havechek: To: LyinLibs
This man, Obama, and his blood lust for dog meat is sickening. Can you imagine the number of labs, golden retrievers and collies that he has had shipped into Sam Kass's kitchen for slaughter.

Obama feasts on dog meat souffle, BBQ dog, dog stew, deep fried dog, all while the rest of us try to carefully eat the way Michelle tells us.

If he is re-elected, we must demand that he stops slaughtering dogs.
102 posted on Thursday, April 19, 2012 12:36:13 AM by Jay Santos CP ("Idiocracy"... It's no longer just a movie.)
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That guy's tagline is....apt.
 
2012-04-20 09:05:41 AM
karnal: HotWingConspiracy


karnal: There is also a little fact that is not mentioned - Obama had a ghostwriter actually pen his memoir.

Yes we know, he used his time machine and had Karl Marx write it.


Close...but this man is a little more dangerous than Marx.


How so?
 
2012-04-20 09:06:20 AM
John McCain is irrelevant.
 
2012-04-20 09:06:30 AM
karnal: HotWingConspiracy


karnal: There is also a little fact that is not mentioned - Obama had a ghostwriter actually pen his memoir.

Yes we know, he used his time machine and had Karl Marx write it.


Close...but this man is a little more dangerous than Marx.


You're right. Marx didn't kill Osama.
 
2012-04-20 09:07:42 AM
Jake Havechek: To: LyinLibs
This man, Obama, and his blood lust for dog meat is sickening. Can you imagine the number of labs, golden retrievers and collies that he has had shipped into Sam Kass's kitchen for slaughter.

Obama feasts on dog meat souffle, BBQ dog, dog stew, deep fried dog, all while the rest of us try to carefully eat the way Michelle tells us.

If he is re-elected, we must demand that he stops slaughtering dogs.
102 posted on Thursday, April 19, 2012 12:36:13 AM by Jay Santos CP ("Idiocracy"... It's no longer just a movie.)
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That should be Jay Santos CAP...citizens auxiliary police. I'm not sure what that poster is trolling for but It's hard believe a Phil Hendrie fan would believe what he posted.
 
2012-04-20 09:07:52 AM
Think McCain would let Romney strap his dog to the roof? It would be great publicity "See there is nothing wrong with transporting a dog like this". Maybe all republicans can start doing it as a kind of protest.
 
2012-04-20 09:08:30 AM
Sometimes, I get the impression that the bulk of this country's population has been kidnapped and replaced with doubles who are like the originals in every way except the doubles are retards....
 
2012-04-20 09:09:00 AM
clambam: Because eating the food put in front of you as a child is totally equivalent to mistreating your pet as an adult.

If he had not eaten the dog meat and mentioned it in his book, his enemies would be complaining that even as a child he was an elitist and out of touch for not eating what everyone else was eating.
And bonus points for a kid having the nerve to not listen to the adults and clean his plate.
 
2012-04-20 09:10:31 AM
Jake Havechek: (If you understand, no explanation is needed. If you don't understand, no explanation is possible.)

Oh, man. Too true. Too true.
 
2012-04-20 09:11:00 AM
Jake Havechek


karnal: HotWingConspiracy


karnal: There is also a little fact that is not mentioned - Obama had a ghostwriter actually pen his memoir.

Yes we know, he used his time machine and had Karl Marx write it.


Close...but this man is a little more dangerous than Marx.

How so



cameroncrazy1984

You're right. Marx didn't kill Osama.


Because the true author co-founded the Weather Underground and is a self-described communist revolutionist.
 
2012-04-20 09:12:47 AM
Jake Havechek: bama feasts on dog meat souffle, BBQ dog, dog stew, deep fried dog

Dog is the shrimp of the land animals. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, dog-kabobs, dog creole, dog gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple dog, lemon dog, coconut dog, pepper dog, dog soup, dog stew, dog salad, dog and potatoes, dog burger, dog sandwich.

That- that's about it
 
2012-04-20 09:13:27 AM
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Everyone knows the proper way to serve dog is strapped to the roof of the family car.

Meh, I can't get outraged at this. I have family and friends that served in Vietnam, and others were based in Korea. My friend Jon (retired Marine) on a new guy in the unit who asked the vendor if the sandwich was beef:

Vendor: "Yes, beef, beef!"
Jon: "Jesus lady, he's new, and doesn't know he ate dog 4 times already. We just got back from maneuvers, just give me the regular dog sandwich. I don't care, it's meat."

You eat what the locals do. That's what travel is, for confirmation see: Stormin' Norman Schwarzkopf on his travels in the Middle East with his dad.
 
2012-04-20 09:14:21 AM
karnal: HotWingConspiracy


karnal: There is also a little fact that is not mentioned - Obama had a ghostwriter actually pen his memoir.

Yes we know, he used his time machine and had Karl Marx write it.


Close...but this man is a little more dangerous than Marx.



Yes, He's a Augustinian Nietzschean

/The City of God is Dead
//Confessions of Gay Science?!?
 
2012-04-20 09:15:58 AM
John McCains' still alive? Shouldn't there be periodic announcements that he still lives?

Also, does John McCain really, really think that he has never sampled dog meat?
 
2012-04-20 09:16:32 AM
karnal: Jake Havechek


karnal: HotWingConspiracy


karnal: There is also a little fact that is not mentioned - Obama had a ghostwriter actually pen his memoir.

Yes we know, he used his time machine and had Karl Marx write it.


Close...but this man is a little more dangerous than Marx.

How so


cameroncrazy1984

You're right. Marx didn't kill Osama.


Because the true author co-founded the Weather Underground and is a self-described communist revolutionist.


You consider this person more dangerous than Marx? That pretty much sums you up, doesn't it?
 
2012-04-20 09:17:02 AM
karnal: Jake Havechek


karnal: HotWingConspiracy


karnal: There is also a little fact that is not mentioned - Obama had a ghostwriter actually pen his memoir.

Yes we know, he used his time machine and had Karl Marx write it.


Close...but this man is a little more dangerous than Marx.

How so


cameroncrazy1984

You're right. Marx didn't kill Osama.


Because the true author co-founded the Weather Underground and is a self-described communist revolutionist.


I doubt he had anything to do with the book. The Weather Underground doesn't exist anymore, and the guy is a harmless old hippie now.

Do you wet your bed every night in fear of communists?
 
2012-04-20 09:17:40 AM
It would appear the dog days of summer have come early this year.
 
2012-04-20 09:18:35 AM
To: Kaslin

Obama says he wasn't born with a "silver spoon" in his mouth. No, more like a "Golden Retriever".

4 posted on Friday, April 20, 2012 9:11:08 AM by Lawgvr1955 (You can never have too much cowbell !!)
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2012-04-20 09:19:01 AM
karnal: HotWingConspiracy


karnal: There is also a little fact that is not mentioned - Obama had a ghostwriter actually pen his memoir.

Yes we know, he used his time machine and had Karl Marx write it.


Close...but this man is a little more dangerous than Marx.


I'm glad someone sees through his disguise.

hill-kleerup.org
 
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