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(Talking Points Memo)   One of the Secret Service agents in the middle of the Colombian prostitution scandal was part of Sarah Palin's detail, and he often joked about checking her out   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 191
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2012-04-20 11:36:06 AM
i.chzbgr.com
 
2012-04-20 11:36:33 AM

madgonad: Am I the only one that actually feels sorry of Sarah Palin now?

Finding out that someone you trusted for your safety was secretly ogling you has really got to suck. I still think that she is a terrible person and a grifter, but this has got to piss her off.

/I'm sure she blames Obama
//even though he wouldn't have been president at the time


Sarah has always relied on her looks to get ahead. If guys weren't ogling her she would never have gotten anywhere.
/wink wink
//during a presidential debate...
 
2012-04-20 11:36:46 AM

God's Hubris: And Sarah eating something is what this thread is about.


I know you meant it sarcastically, but I do believe that it is a relevant subtext to the conversation.
 
2012-04-20 11:37:38 AM
When propositioning Sarah Palin for sex, it is easy to assume that it would be effective to approach her the same way in which one may approach a common street prostitute, given they have roughly the same level of education, integrity and moral scruples.

However, propositioning Sarah Palin does have some complications. For one, if you should favor oral or manual stimulation, do not, under any circumstance, utter the word "job." Palin will panic, thinking you are demanding she do actual labor, and immediately flee.

Also, keep in mind that should you succeed in taking this lady to your trailer or the back of your extended cab pick-up, she will lie motionless after the first few minutes of coitus, but afterward will tell anybody within earshot that she gave you the greatest orgasm of your life.
 
2012-04-20 11:39:01 AM
"oh yah, Todd, stick it in me, you betcha! Golly!"
 
2012-04-20 11:39:08 AM

skullkrusher: [www.mediabistro.com image 480x520]

/giggity


The real tragedy is that the American Dollar is so weak, $50 dollars used to get you a whole week with a Columbian hooker, now it won't even buy you a single night!

/Thought it was the secret service's responsibility to watch your arse, he appears to be doing a good job
 
2012-04-20 11:41:24 AM

stoli n coke: I don't get how this scandal even came to light. Haven't Glenn Beck and Ted Nugent been droning on for years about Obama's powerful forces that will kill them to silence them, yet these guys can't make a hooker disappear in freaking Colombia?


No, that's the line they use during the weekends, they use the "OMG teh Preznident can't do nuttin' and is teh most inkomputint n__er Kenyan usurper to ever libby lib a lib" talking point during weekdays. Didn't you get the memo?
 
2012-04-20 11:42:59 AM

Sid Vicious' Corpse: madgonad: Am I the only one that actually feels sorry of Sarah Palin now?

Finding out that someone you trusted for your safety was secretly ogling you has really got to suck. I still think that she is a terrible person and a grifter, but this has got to piss her off.

/I'm sure she blames Obama
//even though he wouldn't have been president at the time

Sarah has always relied on her looks to get ahead. If guys weren't ogling her she would never have gotten anywhere.
/wink wink
//during a presidential debate...


Pretty much.

Sarah is the middle age equivalent of that chick in high school that all the guys said was smart just so she'd give them a handie behind the bleachers.
 
2012-04-20 11:44:37 AM
Ol' Dave was checking out some younger, hotter stuff

thehopeforamerica.com
thehopeforamerica.com
thehopeforamerica.com

/hot like a Colombian hooker
//giggity
 
2012-04-20 11:44:54 AM
Didn't Ailes admit he hired her because of her looks?
 
2012-04-20 11:45:01 AM

Carth: Prostitution is legal in Colombia in certain areas. The fact some of the agents were married opens them up to extortion assuming they were going to lie to their significant others about it though.



How would their wives know they were using hookers in a country thousands of miles away, and how would said hookers contact the SS's wives to extort them?
 
2012-04-20 11:45:15 AM
It shows how dedicated the secret service is that they are all falling on their swords for this. I mean do we have any proof that they weren't just vetting hookers for when Obama visits?
 
2012-04-20 11:45:53 AM
Man I hate that woman. I would fark her so hard though.
 
2012-04-20 11:46:21 AM

God's Hubris: Carth: Prostitution is legal in Colombia in certain areas. The fact some of the agents were married opens them up to extortion assuming they were going to lie to their significant others about it though.


How would their wives know they were using hookers in a country thousands of miles away, and how would said hookers contact the SS's wives to extort them?


The classic trap is the host government records or gets hidden pictures of the encounter and then threatens to send them to your wife/employer unless you comply.
 
2012-04-20 11:46:28 AM

CUZN_Ovoids: Columbian


www.xmfan.com
"In English in "Colombian" motherfaker. Do you speak it?"
 
2012-04-20 11:48:05 AM

madgonad: Finding out that someone you trusted for your safety was secretly ogling you has really got to suck.


Anybody who is the least bit attractive has been "ogled". I don't feel sorry for her for this, it'snot like she's going to have to go into exile or something...
 
2012-04-20 11:50:17 AM

Rev. Skarekroe: The buck stops with the president.
Why hasn't Obama resigned in shame yet? America is disgraced, and it's entirely his fault.


Wait. When did this change? I thought it was Bush's fault.
 
2012-04-20 11:50:28 AM

Jake Havechek: Didn't Ailes admit he hired her because of her looks?


His actual quote was because she was hot and got good ratings, and he implies that he would rather look at her backside instead of Wolf Blitzers in this article.
Link
 
2012-04-20 11:51:15 AM

Magorn: And that's the problem right there: Under no circumstances does anything posted on Facebook count as "On the DL"


Really, so that made news during the last campaign? And you knew about it from every news org. And you know for sure this all really happened.

I thought so.

/what an ass on that hooker
 
2012-04-20 11:51:21 AM
Oh yeah, someone hypothesized that this guy was probably drunk and couldn't get it up. Now I'm convinced, he's got e.d. written all over him.
 
2012-04-20 11:51:38 AM

Mikey1969: madgonad: Finding out that someone you trusted for your safety was secretly ogling you has really got to suck.

Anybody who is the least bit attractive has been "ogled". I don't feel sorry for her for this, it'snot like she's going to have to go into exile or something...


Or been in a bar at closing time.
 
2012-04-20 11:52:29 AM

Jake Havechek: Didn't Ailes admit he hired her because of her looks?


Did he really have to?
 
2012-04-20 11:53:48 AM

cheyanne9: Does Sarah also need to eat a dog first?


She like one of them 12 inch hot dog, does Sarah.

She calls em "tonsilshifters".
 
2012-04-20 11:55:40 AM

Jairzinho: CUZN_Ovoids: Columbian

[www.xmfan.com image 250x258]
"In English, in it's "Colombian," motherfaker. Do you speak it?"


Do you? Also, commas.

/Rotskizzle
 
2012-04-20 11:57:06 AM

professor_tom: NowhereMon: Sarah Palin is a well known party animal...

That image is a well known fake. Here's the original.

[img146.imageshack.us image 640x963]


Are you allowed to post images of well-known Farkers without their permission?
 
2012-04-20 11:57:16 AM

BeatrixK: madgonad: Am I the only one that actually feels sorry of Sarah Palin now?

Finding out that someone you trusted for your safety was secretly ogling you has really got to suck. I still think that she is a terrible person and a grifter, but this has got to piss her off.

/I'm sure she blames Obama
//even though he wouldn't have been president at the time

THIS!

I am as pissed at these guys for making have to agree with Palin as I am that they were so farking stupid about a job that involved protecting the leader of a nation.

/I barely would agree with Palin we both breath oxygen and convert it to CO2!
//And kinda scares me that a guy whose job is to protect the president is posting shiat about his job on FB. Srsly? Isn't this supposed to be a job that requires super smart, proactive kinda folks? Are we going to find out he freakin 'check in' feature when he was guarding the president? 'John farktard is at Olive Garden with Barack Obama.


You don't really "convert" oxygen to CO2, you just attach some carbon.
 
2012-04-20 11:59:14 AM

I_C_Weener: sprawl15: I_C_Weener: The one thing I remember from the Clinton years is that the Secret Service never talked about the job to anyone, even under subpoena. My how times have changed.

Welcome to Fartblaster's Shariamerica.

The rest of the treasury was damn corrupt going back to Eliot Ness. But the SS was an organization with one purpose...take a bullet for the president. Nothing else got in the way of that. They didn't gossip. They didn't joke around. They didn't get lazy.

It has apparently changed. Not an Obama thing. Just an observation. Maybe it is time to switch to the FBI like Clinton wanted to do. Let the SS get merged back into the ATF so they can shoot people in Waco or Ruby Ridge.


You mean, one purpose, OTHER THAN prosecution of Counterfieters, oh and enforcement of intellectual property, and ....
 
2012-04-20 12:00:43 PM

Magorn: I_C_Weener: sprawl15: I_C_Weener: The one thing I remember from the Clinton years is that the Secret Service never talked about the job to anyone, even under subpoena. My how times have changed.

Welcome to Fartblaster's Shariamerica.

The rest of the treasury was damn corrupt going back to Eliot Ness. But the SS was an organization with one purpose...take a bullet for the president. Nothing else got in the way of that. They didn't gossip. They didn't joke around. They didn't get lazy.

It has apparently changed. Not an Obama thing. Just an observation. Maybe it is time to switch to the FBI like Clinton wanted to do. Let the SS get merged back into the ATF so they can shoot people in Waco or Ruby Ridge.

You mean, one purpose, OTHER THAN prosecution of Counterfieters, oh and enforcement of intellectual property, and ....


img836.imageshack.us
 
2012-04-20 12:00:53 PM

Rann Xerox: apoptotic: I would have thought there'd be a rule against Secret Service agents posting pictures on Facebook of themselves at work.

It kind of goes contrary to the meaning of the word "Secret" in the title "Secret Service."


I think one of the pictures he referenced was one that was a pic of Palin in the national news. Idiot reposted it on his FB wall or tagged himself in it or something and then made the comment on his wall when he posted that pic.

So, it was a pic that originally started out innocuously enough.
 
2012-04-20 12:02:35 PM

QU!RK1019: God's Hubris: And Sarah eating something is what this thread is about.

I know you meant it sarcastically, but I do believe that it is a relevant subtext to the conversation.



Now THAT's funny.
 
2012-04-20 12:03:21 PM

Jairzinho: CUZN_Ovoids: Columbian

[www.xmfan.com image 250x258]
"In English in "Colombian" motherfaker. Do you speak it?"


Just to piss you off further futbol is correctly spelled soccer. They named their whole country after Columbus (English for Colombo)...

/Tu madre
 
2012-04-20 12:07:08 PM
media1.break.com
/oblig
 
2012-04-20 12:07:37 PM

meanmutton: ThatGuyGreg: Of course, this means Sarah is automatically President.

Don't you get bored of regurgitating the same stupid joke for months on end?


The age of this joke clearly means that Sarah Palin is automatically president.

/Waaah! Democrats won't stop this joke!
//LOL! Teleprompter!
 
2012-04-20 12:08:24 PM

CUZN_Ovoids: Just to piss you off further futbol is correctly spelled soccer.


www.xmfan.com
"In English, it's 'Football', motherfarker. Do you speak it?"
 
2012-04-20 12:11:44 PM
i.imgur.com

/I love everything about this meme
 
2012-04-20 12:12:55 PM

Jairzinho: CUZN_Ovoids: Just to piss you off further futbol is correctly spelled soccer.

[www.xmfan.com image 250x258]
"In English, it's 'Football', motherfarker. Do you speak it?"


That one flew right over your head didn't it?

Link
 
2012-04-20 12:12:57 PM

Jairzinho: CUZN_Ovoids: Just to piss you off further futbol is correctly spelled soccer.

[www.xmfan.com image 250x258]
"In English, it's 'Football', motherfarker. Do you speak it?"


Look, let's just lay this to rest right now. America can't call it "football" because we already have a sport called "football." Now, this is largely a misnomer, but these are Americans we're talking about. We haven't switched to metric out of sheer cussedness. "Football" it is, and "football" it remains. So the sport that the rest of the world knows as "football" is known by a different name here in the US:

"Competitive diving."
 
2012-04-20 12:13:59 PM
I don't care if the guys get prostitutes. Hell, who hasn't. But be smart about when and where... and pay your bills. I guess if you're not going to pay, you should find another way to make sure she's not going to to talk. Aren't they all suppose to be bad asses trained to kill?
 
2012-04-20 12:18:09 PM

just passing through: I don't care if the guys get prostitutes. Hell, who hasn't. But be smart about when and where... and pay your bills. I guess if you're not going to pay, you should find another way to make sure she's not going to to talk. Aren't they all suppose to be bad asses trained to kill?


The problem is, getting prostitutes is not allowed for Secret Service agents. It's part of the conduct policy surrounding their employment.

Same way you can get in trouble in the military for committing adultery.
 
2012-04-20 12:35:47 PM

JerkStore: But I'm still pretty sure I'd put my penis in her vagina.


At least until she said 'You betcha', then I'd stuff it in her ever-lovin' mouth....
 
2012-04-20 12:36:12 PM

stoli n coke: just passing through: I don't care if the guys get prostitutes. Hell, who hasn't. But be smart about when and where... and pay your bills. I guess if you're not going to pay, you should find another way to make sure she's not going to to talk. Aren't they all suppose to be bad asses trained to kill?

The problem is, getting prostitutes is not allowed for Secret Service agents. It's part of the conduct policy surrounding their employment.

Same way you can get in trouble in the military for committing adultery.


Also not a good idea: bringing prostitutes into your hotel that has been secured for a diplomatic summit. Especially in a country where drug cartels are constantly at war with the government.
 
2012-04-20 12:38:08 PM
It's Friday everyone. Let's get this ball rolling.

thechive.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-04-20 12:39:16 PM

WOBB: Ol' Dave was checking out some younger, hotter stuff

[thehopeforamerica.com image 635x490]
[thehopeforamerica.com image 635x458]
[thehopeforamerica.com image 635x484]

/hot like a Colombian hooker
//giggity


Is it just me, or is she kind of a butter face? Not that I'd hesitate for even a moment, mind you.
 
2012-04-20 12:51:27 PM

OscarTamerz: Why does a guy with a flat top and the creepiest Van Dyke since Maynard G. Krebs need to pay for it. He should be fending off women with his Glock and Heckler Koch.

[americandigest.org image 175x332]


wasn't a van dyke, maynard had a goatee, no mustache.

\\damn beatniks
 
2012-04-20 12:54:42 PM
according to the president "what happens in Colombia stays in Colombia"
 
2012-04-20 01:00:25 PM

WOBB: Ol' Dave was checking out some younger, hotter stuff

[thehopeforamerica.com image 635x490]
[thehopeforamerica.com image 635x458]
[thehopeforamerica.com image 635x484]

/hot like a Colombian hooker
//giggity


I'd FARC the shiat out of her
 
2012-04-20 01:03:10 PM
Whores or attention whore, what the big difference, right? He always had a thing for them.
 
2012-04-20 01:14:04 PM

dletter: Palin quote from a different article:

"'The president, for one, he better be wary, there, of when Secret Service is accompanying his family on vacation. They may be checking out the first lady instead of guarding her.'"

So, Sarah Palin is admitting that Michelle Obama is hot? I guess that is some progress.


How is that progress? Michelle Obama is farking hideous.
 
2012-04-20 01:14:50 PM

I agree with you: according to the president "what happens in Colombia stays in Colombia"


www.brucebriggs.com
A change from the previous, "what happens in Colombia finds its way to my sinuses."
 
2012-04-20 01:22:33 PM

AiryAnne: If I were secret service, I would definitely not check her out. Sharp knees.

[i175.photobucket.com image 318x400]

[www.runnersworld.com image 477x600]

[www.newsopi.com image 480x720]


Here's a nice shot of her backside.
 
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