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		One of the Secret Service agents in the middle of the Colombian prostitution scandal was part of Sarah Palin's detail, and he often joked about checking her out (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com)		191
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QU!RK1019		2012-04-20 11:09:51 AM

FTFA: "I was really checking her out, if you know what i mean?"

No, dumbass, we have no idea what "checking her out" means.

corronchilejano		2012-04-20 11:10:11 AM

vernonFL: Nobody cares whether or not they hired A hooker s, the big deal is that Obama's security could have been compromised if the hooker s went snooping around and found a schedule or other information, etc...

Fixed.

vernonFL: Colombia is just about the worst country to have this happen in, they are in a civil war with drug cartels, and this is just absolutely an unacceptable lapse in security.

I was going to be outraged up until the point where you were right. Seems silly enough since I don't think guerrillas over here would've actually thought something so ridiculous could work.

BeatrixK		2012-04-20 11:10:29 AM

madgonad: Am I the only one that actually feels sorry of Sarah Palin now?

Finding out that someone you trusted for your safety was secretly ogling you has really got to suck. I still think that she is a terrible person and a grifter, but this has got to piss her off.

/I'm sure she blames Obama
//even though he wouldn't have been president at the time

THIS!

I am as pissed at these guys for making have to agree with Palin as I am that they were so farking stupid about a job that involved protecting the leader of a nation.

/I barely would agree with Palin we both breath oxygen and convert it to CO2!
//And kinda scares me that a guy whose job is to protect the president is posting shiat about his job on FB. Srsly? Isn't this supposed to be a job that requires super smart, proactive kinda folks? Are we going to find out he freakin 'check in' feature when he was guarding the president? 'John farktard is at Olive Garden with Barack Obama.

Hetfield		2012-04-20 11:11:42 AM

meanmutton: ThatGuyGreg: Of course, this means Sarah is automatically President.

Don't you get bored of regurgitating the same stupid joke for months on end?

Your agony is gorgeous.

Deathfrogg		2012-04-20 11:12:14 AM

spongeboob: vernonFL: Nobody cares whether or not they hired hookers,

No the Christian right cares because that is a sin, sex should only be in the confines of marriage.

Unless a Real True Christian Republican was president then it is just boys will be do boys

FTFY

NTTAWWT

WienerButt		2012-04-20 11:12:51 AM

UCFRoadWarrior: News would be if the Secret Service agent thought, say, Debbie Wasserman-Schultz (ol PubeHead) was hot

She's my moms neighbor, so, I lol'd

Mikey1969		2012-04-20 11:13:03 AM

Are you telling me that a MAN looked at a woman, and then joked about it with a friend? OMG, the HORROR!! Obviously, this means that the Repubs should have control over any and all government,

/Now, if it had ben a 12-year ld boy, on the other hand...

Salt Lick Steady		2012-04-20 11:13:20 AM

Endrick: [cdn05.film.com image 300x415]
I SMELL SEQUEL!!!!!

I presume the sequel will not be released to French audiences.

bongmiester		2012-04-20 11:13:46 AM

i knew somehow this would get turned back on to the republicans

Hetfield		2012-04-20 11:14:11 AM

WienerButt: UCFRoadWarrior: News would be if the Secret Service agent thought, say, Debbie Wasserman-Schultz (ol PubeHead) was hot

She's my moms neighbor, so, I lol'd

The joke's on your mom.

cig-mkr		2012-04-20 11:14:53 AM

News Flash: Any guy that has been around any reasonably decent looking woman has checked her out !

FuturePastNow		2012-04-20 11:15:15 AM

That's about all she's good for. Who cares?

srhp29		2012-04-20 11:15:21 AM

phoolishone		2012-04-20 11:15:26 AM

Yuck. I hope the agents that cover FLOTUS and their daughters aren't this creepy.

fireclown		2012-04-20 11:15:54 AM

Christ on a crutch. I work at a ski resort. We have a social media policy that is pretty clear on not posting negative stuff about the resort, or pictures of yourself misbehaving at the resort. It can get you fired. I can't believe that the secret service lets you even mention that you work for the Secret Service on FB.

randomjsa		2012-04-20 11:16:08 AM

This can now be tied, however remotely, to a Republican... It is now time for TPM to actually care about this story as an excuse to make fun of Palin.

EyeballKid		2012-04-20 11:16:34 AM

apoptotic		2012-04-20 11:17:29 AM

justanotherfarkinfarker: What guy wouldn't talk about that on the DL to his buddies?

I think the answer to that should be "a Secret Service agent", especially when "on the DL" is via a website that's constantly changing its default privacy settings.

Jake Havechek		2012-04-20 11:18:16 AM

randomjsa: This can now be tied, however remotely, to a Republican... It is now time for TPM to actually care about this story as an excuse to make fun of Palin.

You don't need an excuse to make fun of Palin, she provides ample reasons.

I_C_Weener		2012-04-20 11:18:38 AM

The one thing I remember from the Clinton years is that the Secret Service never talked about the job to anyone, even under subpoena. My how times have changed.

God's Hubris		2012-04-20 11:18:41 AM

JerkStore		2012-04-20 11:19:13 AM

Yes, she's a kook. Yes, she's as dumb as a bag of hammers and not even smart enough to know she's not smart. She has been the single most polarizing personality in our country in a generation. She represents the worst of what politics has become and the unseemly truth of America's fear and jingoism. She has created a culture of victimhood that has turned citizens against the watchdogs of their own freedom. She has made it fashionable to hate the very things that make America what it is, and cloaked it in a myth completely unfounded on reality.

But I'm still pretty sure I'd put my penis in her vagina.

Mishno		2012-04-20 11:19:19 AM

dletter: Palin quote from a different article:

"'The president, for one, he better be wary, there, of when Secret Service is accompanying his family on vacation. They may be checking out the first lady instead of guarding her.'"

So, Sarah Palin is admitting that Michelle Obama is hot? I guess that is some progress.

No, just more proof that her brain is mush.

God's Hubris		2012-04-20 11:19:27 AM

Deathfrogg: spongeboob: vernonFL: Nobody cares whether or not they hired hookers,

No the Christian right cares because that is a sin, sex should only be in the confines of marriage.

Unless a Real True Christian Republican was president then it is just boys will be do boys

FTFY

NTTAWWT

DAMN YOU!!!!
*shakes tiny internet fist*

Magorn		2012-04-20 11:20:08 AM

vernonFL: Nobody cares whether or not they hired hookers, the big deal is that Obama's security could have been compromised if the hookers went snooping around and found a schedule or other information, etc...

Colombia is just about the worst country to have this happen in, they are in a civil war with drug cartels, and this is just absolutely an unacceptable lapse in security.

To say nothing of the fact that Kidnapping is so prevalent as a business that it's only a matter of time before one of the gangs does an IPO and is listed on the stock exchange there. And NO I don't think the president was ever in any real danger, but who the fark is good enough to get on the presidential body detail and simultaneous stupid enough not th know that that's no tthe kind of thing you brage about to the hooker you just hired. Did ISIS take over management of the Secret Service recently?

Carth		2012-04-20 11:20:55 AM

I used to like making fun of Palin but after watching Game Change I just feel really bad for her.

sprawl15		2012-04-20 11:21:20 AM

I_C_Weener: The one thing I remember from the Clinton years is that the Secret Service never talked about the job to anyone, even under subpoena. My how times have changed.

Welcome to Fartblaster's Shariamerica.

cheyanne9		2012-04-20 11:24:30 AM

ThatGuyGreg: Of course, this means Sarah is automatically President.

Does Sarah also need to eat a dog first?

What breed is the most tasty?

sid244		2012-04-20 11:24:30 AM

Endrick:
I SMELL SEQUEL!!!!!

upload.wikimedia.org

FTFY

I_C_Weener		2012-04-20 11:25:28 AM

sprawl15: I_C_Weener: The one thing I remember from the Clinton years is that the Secret Service never talked about the job to anyone, even under subpoena. My how times have changed.

Welcome to Fartblaster's Shariamerica.

The rest of the treasury was damn corrupt going back to Eliot Ness. But the SS was an organization with one purpose...take a bullet for the president. Nothing else got in the way of that. They didn't gossip. They didn't joke around. They didn't get lazy.

It has apparently changed. Not an Obama thing. Just an observation. Maybe it is time to switch to the FBI like Clinton wanted to do. Let the SS get merged back into the ATF so they can shoot people in Waco or Ruby Ridge.

spongeboob		2012-04-20 11:26:30 AM

srhp29: spongeboob: vernonFL: Nobody cares whether or not they hired hookers,

No the Christian right cares because that is a sin, sex should only be in the confines of marriage.

Unless a Real True Christian Republican was president then it is just boys will be boys

Does the President replace the secret service with members of his own party?

No which is why this shouldn't be a political issue. The secret service is supposed to be non-partisan and this should be an internal matter that the secret service resolves in house. Now because the president is a Democrat some on the right want to hold him responsible for the actions of the secret service, but if he was a republican would the right be saying it is the presidents fault, no they wouldn't see the gay gigolo who had a white house press pass during the last Republican Presidency for an example. Where was the outrage about prostitution and homosexuality then from the right then?

Magorn		2012-04-20 11:26:35 AM

justanotherfarkinfarker: That's news? I checked her milf self out and I don't work in government at any level. Who didn't?
What guy wouldn't talk about that on the DL to his buddies?

And that's the problem right there: Under no circumstances does anything posted on Facebook count as "On the DL"

QU!RK1019		2012-04-20 11:28:28 AM

Hetfield: The joke's on your mom.

I resent being called "The joke."

skullkrusher		2012-04-20 11:28:31 AM

/giggity

Headso		2012-04-20 11:28:38 AM

I_C_Weener: But the SS was an organization with one purpose...take a bullet for the president. Nothing else got in the way of that.

except for Lee Harvey Oswald, Sirhan Sirhan and John Hinckley, Jr...

Hetfield		2012-04-20 11:28:50 AM

cheyanne9: ThatGuyGreg: Of course, this means Sarah is automatically President.

Does Sarah also need to eat a dog first?

What breed is the most tasty?

img703.imageshack.us

She's way ahead of you.

Carth		2012-04-20 11:29:00 AM

I_C_Weener: sprawl15: I_C_Weener: The one thing I remember from the Clinton years is that the Secret Service never talked about the job to anyone, even under subpoena. My how times have changed.

Welcome to Fartblaster's Shariamerica.

The rest of the treasury was damn corrupt going back to Eliot Ness. But the SS was an organization with one purpose...take a bullet for the president. Nothing else got in the way of that. They didn't gossip. They didn't joke around. They didn't get lazy.

It has apparently changed. Not an Obama thing. Just an observation. Maybe it is time to switch to the FBI like Clinton wanted to do. Let the SS get merged back into the ATF so they can shoot people in Waco or Ruby Ridge.

I think things change when the Secret Service went under DHS around 2003. DHS is a parasite that sucks the life out of anything and anyone working under it.

stoli n coke		2012-04-20 11:29:51 AM

cheyanne9: ThatGuyGreg: Of course, this means Sarah is automatically President.

Does Sarah also need to eat a dog first?

What breed is the most tasty?

She'll eat em. As long as there are lots of em.

poots.com

BeatrixK		2012-04-20 11:29:57 AM

Mikey1969: Are you telling me that a MAN looked at a woman, and then joked about it with a friend? OMG, the HORROR!! Obviously, this means that the Repubs should have control over any and all government,

/Now, if it had ben a 12-year ld boy, on the other hand...

Noooo. A man, in the line of his JOB, his JOB being that he is to provide security detail to a pollitician/public figure, made a public post that sexualized the female his job duties were to protect -- not 'check her out' and brag about it in public.

In the private sector, that's a firing, and probably a lawsuit for sexual harrasment.

The_Sponge		2012-04-20 11:30:23 AM

vernonFL: Nobody cares whether or not they hired hookers, the big deal is that Obama's security could have been compromised if the hookers went snooping around and found a schedule or other information, etc...

To a lesser extent we can....assuming that prostitution is illegal in Colombia....just because engaging in illegal activities opens somebody up to blackmail. But yes, your main point beyond correct.

sprawl15		2012-04-20 11:30:36 AM

I_C_Weener: But the SS was an organization with one purpose...take a bullet for the president.

Uh...no.

OscarTamerz		2012-04-20 11:31:08 AM

Why does a guy with a flat top and the creepiest Van Dyke since Maynard G. Krebs need to pay for it. He should be fending off women with his Glock and Heckler Koch.

americandigest.org

s2s2s2		2012-04-20 11:31:13 AM

If anyone ever needs an extra quarter hour, and is having trouble finding one, call Sarah Palin: Quarter Hour Location Services.

God's Hubris		2012-04-20 11:31:23 AM

cheyanne9: ThatGuyGreg: Of course, this means Sarah is automatically President.

Does Sarah also need to eat a dog first?

What breed is the most tasty?

Bwahahahahaaaa! I get it! Because Obama was made to eat dog when he was 6 years old living in a country where dog-eating is as natural as a hot dog here in the States. And Sarah eating something is what this thread is about. Oh, my. I haven't laughed so hard in years. Thanks for the truly sublime quip. No really, your humor knows no equal.

Carth		2012-04-20 11:31:45 AM

The_Sponge: vernonFL: Nobody cares whether or not they hired hookers, the big deal is that Obama's security could have been compromised if the hookers went snooping around and found a schedule or other information, etc...

To a lesser extent we can....assuming that prostitution is illegal in Colombia....just because engaging in illegal activities opens somebody up to blackmail. But yes, your main point beyond correct.

Prostitution is legal in Colombia in certain areas. The fact some of the agents were married opens them up to extortion assuming they were going to lie to their significant others about it though.

QU!RK1019		2012-04-20 11:31:58 AM

I can't believe nobody's posted this yet:
poots.com

Headso		2012-04-20 11:33:13 AM

God's Hubris: cheyanne9: ThatGuyGreg: Of course, this means Sarah is automatically President.

Does Sarah also need to eat a dog first?

What breed is the most tasty?

Bwahahahahaaaa! I get it! Because Obama was made to eat dog when he was 6 years old living in a country where dog-eating is as natural as a hot dog here in the States. And Sarah eating something is what this thread is about. Oh, my. I haven't laughed so hard in years. Thanks for the truly sublime quip. No really, your humor knows no equal.

Just be thankful they moved on from 57 states after 4 and a half years.

Mikey1969		2012-04-20 11:35:04 AM

"Often" joked? There are 3 sentences and a caption in this "story", nothing to imply that he "often" joked. Nice headline subby, do you often make shiat up to make things seem bigger than they actually ware? You've definitely got some promise as what passes for a journalist now days.

Rwa2play		2012-04-20 11:35:06 AM

Kittypie070		2012-04-20 11:36:06 AM

professor_tom 2012-04-20 10:57:15 AM

[DEAR GODS WHAT IS THAT THI^%#@#$*__&$#$+++CARRIER LOST+++.jpg]

Why?

Why did you see fit to afflict us with that crime?

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