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(Talking Points Memo)   One of the Secret Service agents in the middle of the Colombian prostitution scandal was part of Sarah Palin's detail, and he often joked about checking her out   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 191
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2012-04-20 08:29:08 AM  
Of course, this means Sarah is automatically President.
 
2012-04-20 08:33:38 AM  
The buck stops with the president.
Why hasn't Obama resigned in shame yet? America is disgraced, and it's entirely his fault.
 
2012-04-20 08:38:57 AM  

ThatGuyGreg: Of course, this means Sarah is automatically President.


Well, if nothing else, it sounds like this agent is offering her Presidential Level Protection... ifyouknowwhatImean.
 
2012-04-20 08:43:42 AM  
Nobody cares whether or not they hired hookers, the big deal is that Obama's security could have been compromised if the hookers went snooping around and found a schedule or other information, etc...

Colombia is just about the worst country to have this happen in, they are in a civil war with drug cartels, and this is just absolutely an unacceptable lapse in security.
 
2012-04-20 08:47:58 AM  
I'll bet she'd cost more than forty bucks though.
 
2012-04-20 08:49:29 AM  

Aarontology: I'll bet she'd cost more than forty bucks though.


Yeah, but you could write it off as a campaign contribution
 
2012-04-20 09:07:07 AM  
Secret Service hard up for sex trifecta in play?

Nah, the hooker thing was the other day.
 
2012-04-20 09:40:47 AM  
Of course he's checking out her body. No reason to daydream about her brain.
 
2012-04-20 09:56:37 AM  

oldernell: Of course he's checking out her body. No reason to daydream about her brain.


I don't think even a zombie would touch that mushy mess.
 
2012-04-20 09:59:42 AM  
Sarah Palin is a well known party animal...

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2012-04-20 10:31:41 AM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: ThatGuyGreg: Of course, this means Sarah is automatically President.

Well, if nothing else, it sounds like this agent is offering her Presidential Level Protection... ifyouknowwhatImean.


I have to assume some internet editorial cartoonist has put that on a condom.
 
2012-04-20 10:33:49 AM  
Palin quote from a different article:

"'The president, for one, he better be wary, there, of when Secret Service is accompanying his family on vacation. They may be checking out the first lady instead of guarding her.'"

So, Sarah Palin is admitting that Michelle Obama is hot? I guess that is some progress.
 
2012-04-20 10:53:37 AM  

dletter: Palin quote from a different article:

"'The president, for one, he better be wary, there, of when Secret Service is accompanying his family on vacation. They may be checking out the first lady instead of guarding her.'"


Maybe he just didn't care if Palin got shot.
 
2012-04-20 10:53:43 AM  
One of the Secret Service agents in the middle of the Colombian prostitution scandal was part of Sarah Palin's detail, and he often joked about checking her out

There's
a late fee you don't want on your record.
 
2012-04-20 10:53:48 AM  

ThatGuyGreg: Of course, this means Sarah is automatically President.


Don't you get bored of regurgitating the same stupid joke for months on end?
 
2012-04-20 10:53:48 AM  
Well since there was no scandal during that time, I have to assume he paid Palin whatever she asked for.
 
2012-04-20 10:54:01 AM  
Just goes to show ya there's no accounting for taste...
 
2012-04-20 10:54:06 AM  
Something tells me that Sarah Palin cuckolds her husband.
 
2012-04-20 10:55:58 AM  
Am I the only one that actually feels sorry of Sarah Palin now?

Finding out that someone you trusted for your safety was secretly ogling you has really got to suck. I still think that she is a terrible person and a grifter, but this has got to piss her off.

/I'm sure she blames Obama
//even though he wouldn't have been president at the time
 
2012-04-20 10:56:32 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Aarontology: I'll bet she'd cost more than forty bucks though.

Yeah, but you could write it off as a campaign contribution


Is there an individual donor limit for semen?
 
2012-04-20 10:57:15 AM  
Fortunately, the agent was a little too pale, otherwise Sarah would have been on that like white on RIce.
 
2012-04-20 10:57:15 AM  

NowhereMon: Sarah Palin is a well known party animal...


That image is a well known fake. Here's the original.

img146.imageshack.us
 
2012-04-20 10:57:17 AM  
cdn05.film.com
I SMELL SEQUEL!!!!!
 
2012-04-20 10:57:30 AM  

meanmutton: ThatGuyGreg: Of course, this means Sarah is automatically President.

Don't you get bored of regurgitating the same stupid joke for months on end?


Here, it's a joke. In Freeperland, it's a masturbatory fantasy.
 
2012-04-20 10:58:35 AM  
I won't lie, I would check her out too. She is pretty MILFy
 
2012-04-20 10:58:52 AM  

sprawl15: One of the Secret Service agents in the middle of the Colombian prostitution scandal was part of Sarah Palin's detail, and he often joked about checking her out

There's a late fee you don't want on your record.


Don't be silly, Sarah Palin was never in a library.
 
2012-04-20 10:58:57 AM  
Surprise, surprise. A guy with one of those stupid vagina mustaches turns out to be a douchebag:

i39.tinypic.com
 
2012-04-20 11:01:25 AM  
All you need to do is hit a gay bar when the President is in town to know Secret Service agents aren't the most angelic of people.
 
2012-04-20 11:01:27 AM  

vernonFL: Nobody cares whether or not they hired hookers, the big deal is that Obama's security could have been compromised if the hookers went snooping around and found a schedule or other information, etc...

Colombia is just about the worst country to have this happen in, they are in a civil war with drug cartels, and this is just absolutely an unacceptable lapse in security.


I know. I mean-- they could have at least done it in Russia, China, Pakistan, Afghanistan, North Korea, Somalia, Iran, Syria, or any other country that doesnt have people or a government that hate us. I mean-- the hate towards the US coming from the Colombians is worse than anywhere else in the world
 
2012-04-20 11:01:42 AM  
News would be if the Secret Service agent thought, say, Debbie Wasserman-Schultz (ol PubeHead) was hot
 
2012-04-20 11:01:54 AM  

LegacyDL: Something tells me that Sarah Palin cuckolds her husband.


"Oh, Dave. There ya go again, launching yer money shot into my hair instead of my face. You know what a drag it is to wash and dry my hair!"

[PALIN LOOKS AT THE CORNER OF THE BEDROOM]

"Stop whimpering, Todd, and clean yerself up!"
 
2012-04-20 11:01:58 AM  
I would have thought there'd be a rule against Secret Service agents posting pictures on Facebook of themselves at work.
 
2012-04-20 11:02:10 AM  
still not politics
 
2012-04-20 11:02:15 AM  
The sense of entitlement and untouchability that the secret service dudes had is what is crazy, the guy thought nothing of arguing with the hooker to the point the police were called all over like 50 bucks... If they even thought for a second it would be an issue he would have just paid the lady, it was unfathomable to them that this was going to blow up into a problem. It must happen all the time and to get over on a third world prostitute over 50 bucks is just a power thing, typical cop type behavior.
 
2012-04-20 11:02:44 AM  

vernonFL: Nobody cares whether or not they hired hookers,


No the Christian right cares because that is a sin, sex should only be in the confines of marriage.

Unless a Real True Christian Republican was president then it is just boys will be boys
 
2012-04-20 11:03:48 AM  
Do all the Secret Service guys have a Facebook page now?

Maybe they should rename themselves.
 
2012-04-20 11:03:59 AM  
I saw her on Good Morning America droning on about this. It seriously looks like she had some botched plastic surgery recently. She looked terrible (and I never found her attractive in the first place, but jeez, typical terrible work on her face)
 
2012-04-20 11:04:32 AM  
If I were secret service, I would definitely not check her out. Sharp knees.

i175.photobucket.com

www.runnersworld.com

www.newsopi.com
 
2012-04-20 11:04:53 AM  
This just in: Secret Service agents lack good judgement.

/I swear we covered this already
 
2012-04-20 11:04:53 AM  
and he often joked about checking her out

Gerontophilia is no laughing matter.
 
2012-04-20 11:05:09 AM  

professor_tom: NowhereMon: Sarah Palin is a well known party animal...

That image is a well known fake. Here's the original.

[img146.imageshack.us image 640x963]


COME ON, MAN!

www.meh.ro

/eyebleach, STAT!
 
2012-04-20 11:06:09 AM  
Oh noes! A guy checks out a girl! The horror.

/Opening his mouth about that shiat was a stupid, stupid thing for him to do. He probably shouldn't be in the service.
 
2012-04-20 11:06:12 AM  

vernonFL: Nobody cares whether or not they hired hookers, the big deal is that Obama's security could have been compromised if the hookers went snooping around and found a schedule or other information, etc...


No body thinks Obama's security could have been compromised, otherwise Secret Service agents would never be allowed to talk with anyone, anywhere at any time because that person might go snooping around and find information. Where would they sleep? A hotel person might come snooping around, so not in a hotel. Would they sleep? If they sleep someone might come snooping around. And so on.

People care about the prostitution thing.
 
2012-04-20 11:06:25 AM  

dletter: Palin quote from a different article:

"'The president, for one, he better be wary, there, of when Secret Service is accompanying his family on vacation. They may be checking out the first lady instead of guarding her.'"

So, Sarah Palin is admitting that Michelle Obama is hot? I guess that is some progress.


Wait is Palin checking out Michelle. So what is hotter Palin and both the Obamas or Palin and either of the Obamas?
 
2012-04-20 11:06:41 AM  

LandOfChocolate: Surprise, surprise. A guy with one of those stupid vagina mustaches turns out to be a douchebag:

[i39.tinypic.com image 600x409]




Someone with PS skills paste Tribbets huffer face on him
 
2012-04-20 11:06:44 AM  

LandOfChocolate: Surprise, surprise. A guy with one of those stupid vagina mustaches turns out to be a douchebag:

[i39.tinypic.com image 600x409]


Did you add the circle and the arrow yourself? Because I totally would not have been able to find his mustache without those useful graphics!
 
2012-04-20 11:07:31 AM  

trotsky: I saw her on Good Morning America droning on about this. It seriously looks like she had some botched plastic surgery recently. She looked terrible (and I never found her attractive in the first place, but jeez, typical terrible work on her face)


Don't you think she looked...tired?
 
2012-04-20 11:08:45 AM  
That's news? I checked her milf self out and I don't work in government at any level. Who didn't?
What guy wouldn't talk about that on the DL to his buddies?
 
2012-04-20 11:09:04 AM  
I don't get how this scandal even came to light. Haven't Glenn Beck and Ted Nugent been droning on for years about Obama's powerful forces that will kill them to silence them, yet these guys can't make a hooker disappear in freaking Colombia?
 
2012-04-20 11:09:18 AM  

apoptotic: I would have thought there'd be a rule against Secret Service agents posting pictures on Facebook of themselves at work.


It kind of goes contrary to the meaning of the word "Secret" in the title "Secret Service."
 
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