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(Daily Mail)   Fark ready headline of the day (and future motion picture): "Friends 'broke into zoo, stripped to their underwear to swim with dolphins before stealing a penguin' on drunken night out"   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 50
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2012-04-20 08:20:38 AM
hangovers, eh?
 
2012-04-20 08:42:28 AM
Yeah, they just wrote Hangover 3. I hope they get paid.
 
2012-04-20 09:45:14 AM
pmctvline2.files.wordpress.com

"Don't get any ideas, Shawn."
 
2012-04-20 10:40:35 AM
ok i need two other farkers to help me do this.
this sounds like fun.
 
2012-04-20 10:41:11 AM
Now that's living!
 
2012-04-20 10:42:34 AM
Or as we call it around here....no, actually, that's pretty zany. I want to steal a penguin now. =
 
2012-04-20 10:42:39 AM
Hangover 3?
 
2012-04-20 10:42:48 AM
"Yesterday one of the men - aged 18, 20 and 21 and from Wales"

Holy Shiat!! He's got 3 ages!
 
2012-04-20 10:43:25 AM
This is why the dolphins just left a note and took off.
 
2012-04-20 10:43:32 AM
Now, who among us hasn't had a night like that?
 
2012-04-20 10:48:49 AM
Jesus, what an accent for a newscaster.
 
2012-04-20 10:48:53 AM
I almost felt sorry for them this morning being arrested It was hilarious hearing the 911 call.

"I woke up and there's a penguin in my room."

Even if they're white, they shouldn't be charged. Sometimes crazy shiat happens.
 
2012-04-20 10:48:57 AM
meh

That's Tuesday in Florida.
 
2012-04-20 10:49:07 AM
They weren't stealing the drunken penguin, but just eing a bud and giving him a ride home.
 
2012-04-20 10:49:11 AM

DjangoStonereaver: [pmctvline2.files.wordpress.com image 300x240]

"Don't get any ideas, Shawn."


That was my first thought.

Second thought was that would be the best night ever...
 
2012-04-20 10:49:55 AM

cig-mkr: Now, who among us hasn't had a night like that?


When I was about 14, me and a few friends were out walking around the town on a Saturday night. Small town. The local funeral home left it's doors open and no one was there. We thought it would be cool to go in and take a look around. Started opening lids in the cooler. It turned out not to be as fun as we thought. We didn't mess with anything and it was eerily quiet. If anything would have made a noise in there, all 3 of us would have shiat ourselves.

Did other crazy and more fun stuff at an older age.
 
2012-04-20 10:52:54 AM
Sadly, they're all dudes.Not relevant to my interests.
 
2012-04-20 10:53:29 AM

cig-mkr: Now, who among us hasn't had a night like that?


Mine ended up on youtube........I hate my friends. No Im not posting the link!
 
2012-04-20 10:58:24 AM
i586.photobucket.com

"I want to party with you, man. That thing with the cow..."
 
2012-04-20 11:00:54 AM
At least the penguin is OK... Unfortunately, so are the douches who released it.
 
2012-04-20 11:02:11 AM

groppet: cig-mkr: Now, who among us hasn't had a night like that?

Mine ended up on youtube........I hate my friends. No Im not posting the link!


If you're a guy or an ugly woman, thank you, but if you're a hot chick..... don't cheat your fellow Farkers!
 
2012-04-20 11:06:01 AM
I wonder what penguin taste like...
 
2012-04-20 11:06:03 AM
Penguins are awesome. Who wouldn't want to have one?
 
2012-04-20 11:07:44 AM

bim1154: groppet: cig-mkr: Now, who among us hasn't had a night like that?

Mine ended up on youtube........I hate my friends. No Im not posting the link!

If you're a guy or an ugly woman, thank you, but if you're a hot chick..... don't cheat your fellow Farkers!


Im a guy so you are welcome. All I will say is when I woke up I was in a car, I dont know whose, alone. I had some phone numbers in my pocket, a lip stick smear on my face and my ear was cut.
 
2012-04-20 11:09:01 AM
So this guy walks into the bar with a penguin and walks up to his wife and says "I want you to meet the pig I'm bangin" and his wife says "Larry your drunk, that's a penguin". So the bartender says "hey buddy, get out of here, your ruining the joke".
 
2012-04-20 11:14:31 AM

groppet: bim1154: groppet: cig-mkr: Now, who among us hasn't had a night like that?

Mine ended up on youtube........I hate my friends. No Im not posting the link!

If you're a guy or an ugly woman, thank you, but if you're a hot chick..... don't cheat your fellow Farkers!

Im a guy so you are welcome. All I will say is when I woke up I was in a car, I dont know whose, alone. I had some phone numbers in my pocket, a lip stick smear on my face and my ear was cut.


In other words you could have been raped by cross dressing midgets. Well... it could be possible! LOL
 
2012-04-20 11:18:26 AM

Mugato: Yeah, they just wrote Hangover 3. I hope they get paid.


Someone beat me to it, well played.
 
2012-04-20 11:19:27 AM

Mosox42: I wonder what penguin taste like...


Probably like puffin. A little gamey, but not unpleasant, though I suspect pengiun
would have a marked fish-like taste.
 
2012-04-20 11:20:28 AM
Kiwi, if you're reading this and you need us to bail you out, just say the word.
 
2012-04-20 11:22:35 AM

Freakin Rican: ok i need two other farkers to help me do this.
this sounds like fun.


It could easily be done here in St. Louis- you don't even have to pay anything to get inside!

i830.photobucket.com

I'm about 12 inches from this guy.

i830.photobucket.com

Crappy quality, but it's the best one I have that shows how close the birds get to the wall, and how low the wall is. I'm leaning on the glass- it's about chest height.

/would probably be up to doing this is the beer was right
//even has a brother in town who's a lawyer!
 
2012-04-20 11:34:42 AM
The couple said they saw Dirk being chased out of the water, possibly by one of the sharks known to swim in the Gold Coast waterways, before it was herded back into the canal by a dog.

AWESOME
 
2012-04-20 11:35:48 AM

grinding_journalist: Freakin Rican: ok i need two other farkers to help me do this.
this sounds like fun.

It could easily be done here in St. Louis- you don't even have to pay anything to get inside!

[i830.photobucket.com image 640x480]

I'm about 12 inches from this guy.

[i830.photobucket.com image 640x480]

Crappy quality, but it's the best one I have that shows how close the birds get to the wall, and how low the wall is. I'm leaning on the glass- it's about chest height.

/would probably be up to doing this is the beer was right
//even has a brother in town who's a lawyer!


Hello fellow St. Louisan. Careful, they bite politicians.
 
2012-04-20 11:45:59 AM
Its a shame the dolphins didn't kill them.
 
2012-04-20 11:46:56 AM

bim1154: groppet: bim1154: groppet: cig-mkr: Now, who among us hasn't had a night like that?

Mine ended up on youtube........I hate my friends. No Im not posting the link!

If you're a guy or an ugly woman, thank you, but if you're a hot chick..... don't cheat your fellow Farkers!

Im a guy so you are welcome. All I will say is when I woke up I was in a car, I dont know whose, alone. I had some phone numbers in my pocket, a lip stick smear on my face and my ear was cut.

In other words you could have been raped by cross dressing midgets. Well... it could be possible! LOL


Well I used to think I had a pretty epic time. Thank you very much for ruining that DAMN YOU!!!!
 
2012-04-20 11:51:06 AM
Remove the drunk part and it's an Adam Sandler movie.
 
2012-04-20 11:55:19 AM

DjangoStonereaver: [pmctvline2.files.wordpress.com image 300x240]

"Don't get any ideas, Shawn."


niiiice
 
2012-04-20 11:56:11 AM
I see John Hodgman's predictions for 2012 are turning out exactly as foretold.

www.morris.umn.edu
 
2012-04-20 11:57:38 AM

groppet: bim1154: groppet: bim1154: groppet: cig-mkr: Now, who among us hasn't had a night like that?

Mine ended up on youtube........I hate my friends. No Im not posting the link!

If you're a guy or an ugly woman, thank you, but if you're a hot chick..... don't cheat your fellow Farkers!

Im a guy so you are welcome. All I will say is when I woke up I was in a car, I dont know whose, alone. I had some phone numbers in my pocket, a lip stick smear on my face and my ear was cut.

In other words you could have been raped by cross dressing midgets. Well... it could be possible! LOL

Well I used to think I had a pretty epic time. Thank you very much for ruining that DAMN YOU!!!!


Yea... I don't like to think about the possibilities of some of my WTF moments. It scares me.
 
2012-04-20 12:00:11 PM

grinding_journalist: Freakin Rican: ok i need two other farkers to help me do this.
this sounds like fun.

It could easily be done here in St. Louis- you don't even have to pay anything to get inside!

[i830.photobucket.com image 640x480]

I'm about 12 inches from this guy.

[i830.photobucket.com image 640x480]

Crappy quality, but it's the best one I have that shows how close the birds get to the wall, and how low the wall is. I'm leaning on the glass- it's about chest height.

/would probably be up to doing this is the beer was right
//even has a brother in town who's a lawyer!


thats nice!

im on my way to st. louis. think we could run across homeplate at a cards game? nekkid of course
 
2012-04-20 12:08:11 PM

Freakin Rican: grinding_journalist: Freakin Rican: ok i need two other farkers to help me do this.
this sounds like fun.

It could easily be done here in St. Louis- you don't even have to pay anything to get inside!

[i830.photobucket.com image 640x480]

I'm about 12 inches from this guy.

[i830.photobucket.com image 640x480]

Crappy quality, but it's the best one I have that shows how close the birds get to the wall, and how low the wall is. I'm leaning on the glass- it's about chest height.

/would probably be up to doing this is the beer was right
//even has a brother in town who's a lawyer!

thats nice!

im on my way to st. louis. think we could run across homeplate at a cards game? nekkid of course


Let us know how that goes for you.
 
2012-04-20 12:50:05 PM
Of course they were Welshmen...
 
2012-04-20 01:08:01 PM

Mosox42: I wonder what penguin taste like...


Chicken.

Q: One did the newbie lesbian frog say to her first lover?
A: "Hmmm, we really do taste like chicken!"
 
2012-04-20 03:57:42 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-04-20 05:12:15 PM
Came for the PenPen reference. Left disappointed.
 
2012-04-20 05:26:35 PM
Binky the polar bear approves of your drunken shenanigans.
 
2012-04-20 05:41:48 PM
When I first read the headline I thought it said "stripped to their underwear to sex with dolphins".
 
2012-04-20 05:42:04 PM

AbortionsForAll: Came for the PenPen reference. Left disappointed.


Came here for crying Penguin wearing 87 hockey jersey. Leaving really, really disappointed.
 
2012-04-20 06:27:59 PM
Da da da da dada dadada. So no one tooooold you life was gonna be this waaaaayyyy!
 
2012-04-21 12:37:19 AM
Good thing there wasn't a staid lion involved, or they'd have got hit with the Mann Act too.
 
2012-04-21 04:15:01 AM

Hermione_Granger: I almost felt sorry for them this morning being arrested It was hilarious hearing the 911 call.

"I woke up and there's a penguin in my room."

Even if they're white, they shouldn't be charged. Sometimes crazy shiat happens.


They use 911 in Australia?
 
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