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(The Daily Star)   At least one killed in Japan's latest disaster... RAMPAGING BEARS   ( divider line
    More: Scary, Japan, bear attacks, disasters, Daily Star  
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4628 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 Apr 2012 at 11:26 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-04-20 02:31:14 AM  

i1182.photobucket.comEVERYBODY PANIC!!!

2012-04-20 02:51:53 AM  
No comment.

2012-04-20 03:05:38 AM
2012-04-20 04:03:39 AM  

doglover: No comment.

2012-04-20 08:11:51 AM  
Japan seems to be having a lot of containment problems lately
2012-04-20 10:45:00 AM  
Quick drain their bile ducts.
2012-04-20 10:52:46 AM  
I believe they've all gone into training in a secret ninja fortress...obviously to counter the deadly foreign KUNG-FU PANDAS!!!!

/reverse vampires, Rand corporation involved as well...
2012-04-20 10:53:12 AM  
Save the bears!

Despite the grizzly details, they must resist the urge to pandar to the fearful and kill all the bears, as that will just lead to further polarization of the two sides.
2012-04-20 11:27:51 AM  
Bears: godless killing machines!
2012-04-20 11:30:17 AM

Japan was warned.
2012-04-20 11:30:26 AM


2012-04-20 11:32:21 AM  
bear in mind: these are just preliminary numbers.
2012-04-20 11:34:24 AM  
Oh those wacky Japanese.
2012-04-20 11:34:35 AM  
Game show gone awry. Non-story.
2012-04-20 11:34:53 AM

2012-04-20 11:35:12 AM  
Looks like it's time to budget for a Bear Patrol
2012-04-20 11:36:30 AM
We did it!
2012-04-20 11:36:48 AM  

shogun: [ image 500x364]


Fuji-Q is a natural habitat for bears. Bears are everywhere.

Do not engage in professional wrestling with bears. Do not tackle them.

2012-04-20 11:38:46 AM  

doglover: No comment.


2012-04-20 11:39:08 AM  
I had no idea there were bears west of San Francisco.
2012-04-20 11:46:35 AM  
thought japan would be bare of bears...
2012-04-20 11:48:05 AM  

shogun: [ image 500x364]


Do not attempt fisticuffs with the bears?
2012-04-20 11:57:10 AM  
So, they shot and killed at least 6 of the bears, who were still within the confines of the park's gates? Why? Do they not have tranquilizers in Japan?
2012-04-20 11:57:19 AM  
Radioactive bears vs 12 year old girls in power suits?
2012-04-20 11:58:01 AM  
I shouldn't be surprised, but you don't normally think of Japan having local hunters.
2012-04-20 11:59:44 AM  
I missed the birth of the beariot meme. Anybody wanna hook a brother up with the origin story?
2012-04-20 12:11:40 PM  

Kumana Wanalaia: Radioactive bears vs 12 year old girls in power suits?

With trading cards.
2012-04-20 12:35:06 PM  
FTFA:"During warmer months, tourists visit the park where they are permitted to feed the animals."

Holy hell. The bears must think that people are walking food dispensers. No wonder they will maul everything in sight.

/I have got to go to Japan.
//Buddy's over there now, teaching.
2012-04-20 12:37:10 PM  
seem harmless enough

could just be these guys.

I'm sure there is something about repeating bears around here, but I'm not touching it.
2012-04-20 12:48:18 PM

Shoulda known the trick.
2012-04-20 01:06:18 PM
2012-04-20 01:07:33 PM

Bears in question?
2012-04-20 01:12:15 PM  
What the rampaging bears may look like:
2012-04-20 01:12:57 PM  
The only bear native to Japan...
2012-04-20 01:16:31 PM
i used to be afraid of bears then I took an arrow to the knee... then the bear mauled the poop out of me...
2012-04-20 01:22:30 PM  

shogun: [ image 500x364]


Apparently, visitors need to be reminded that if you're going to challenge a bear to a fist fight, you're going to lose.
2012-04-20 02:54:00 PM  
2012-04-20 02:56:27 PM  

Fluid: shogun: [ image 500x364]


Apparently, visitors need to be reminded that if you're going to challenge a bear to a fist fight, you're going to lose.

Probably inspired by this.
2012-04-20 03:14:26 PM
2012-04-20 03:32:46 PM  

doglover: No comment.


Was that a reference to
2012-04-20 03:49:05 PM  
Did they go around analraping guys to death? Or do I have the wrong bear?
2012-04-20 04:39:32 PM
Wanted for questioning.
2012-04-20 05:20:33 PM

Immigants! I knew it was them! Even when it was the bears, I knew it was them.
2012-04-20 06:30:32 PM  
2012-04-20 07:24:29 PM  
Meh. This is a repeat from 1915
2012-04-21 03:52:41 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Japan seems to be having a lot of containment problems lately

Heh. Nice one.

Heard this on the news yesterday, I have to admit that horrible as it is for the keepers, I'm kinda sad for the bears too.
2012-04-23 09:21:49 AM  

databit: [ image 640x480]
We did it!

I thought I was the only one who remembers the bear scene in that.
2012-04-23 09:22:29 AM  

skiinstructor: thought japan would be bare of bears...

Japan has a native population of Asian black bears.
2012-04-23 09:23:09 AM  

GoodOmens: [ image 200x113]

Bears in question?

What'd that one get pushed into? It's too fast to tell.
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