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phlegmmo		2012-04-19 10:28:47 PM

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Rincewind53		2012-04-19 10:31:21 PM

Hahahahaha. Oh my god, that article is so precious.

jehovahs witness protection		2012-04-19 10:36:56 PM

So, he saw his mom in the porn flicks and only realized it was her when he reached the happy ending?

Sgygus		2012-04-19 10:37:42 PM

How did the boy learn to be self-hating?

I know, he learned it from YOU.

j4x		2012-04-19 10:39:52 PM

Christ, what a stupid article.

MBK		2012-04-19 10:42:07 PM

"A new study shows that four out of five 16-year-old boys and girls regularly view pornography (posed by model)"

THAT ONE KID IS A LIAR!

DamnYankees		2012-04-19 10:53:16 PM

That's the funniest article I've read this year.

MeinRS6		2012-04-19 10:53:30 PM

If you can't outsmart your 11yr old with a program that blocks porn on their computer, then maybe you shouldn't have kids.

An additional protection is to monitor the kid's internet use personally. Parents do that all the time. Maybe not at 17, but at 11? Sure.

DamnYankees		2012-04-19 10:56:21 PM

I have a very hard time believing this article is sincere. I mean, look at this:

Of course, some people will scoff at the idea that children who watch porn should be treated like victims of addiction. Surely they should be punished for their wickedness.

I mean - this is laugh out loud stuff. This has to be a parody.

Relatively Obscure		2012-04-19 10:59:08 PM

Violent video games and internet porn in one convenient article.

MaudlinMutantMollusk		2012-04-19 11:03:09 PM

Relatively Obscure: Violent video games and internet porn in one convenient article.

One stop scapegoating

AlwaysRightBoy		2012-04-19 11:03:26 PM

Out the subbyboy!! Got to be a Farker.

/pretty funny article

Rincewind53		2012-04-19 11:04:13 PM

DamnYankees: I have a very hard time believing this article is sincere. I mean, look at this:

Of course, some people will scoff at the idea that children who watch porn should be treated like victims of addiction. Surely they should be punished for their wickedness.

I mean - this is laugh out loud stuff. This has to be a parody.

It's the Daily Fail. Of course they're serious. Their readers eat this shiat up.

ecmoRandomNumbers		2012-04-19 11:04:15 PM

Was this taken from Christwire?

Post hoc ergo propter hoc.

Chinchillazilla		2012-04-19 11:12:30 PM

An 11-year-old boy with no credit card had been able to access websites that presented every possible kind of perversion.

HEAVENS TO BETSY

feckingmorons		2012-04-19 11:29:51 PM

Don't they have psychiatrists in the UK?

ShawnDoc		2012-04-20 12:13:41 AM

Kids personalities never changed while going through puberty before online porn was widely available.

adamgreeney		2012-04-20 01:22:23 AM

ShawnDoc: Kids personalities never changed while going through puberty before online porn was widely available.

Having hit puberty a little before we had internet porn, I have to say, "this."

Kids get sullen. they get depressed. taking away porn will probably make it worse.

dopeydwarf		2012-04-20 01:46:11 AM

thismomentinblackhistory		2012-04-20 02:50:17 AM

Holy hell is that what a 16 year old might look like? That kid can drive?!

ShawnDoc		2012-04-20 03:01:49 AM

adamgreeney: Kids get sullen. they get depressed. taking away porn will probably make it worse.

And based on the mom's reaction to the porn on the computer, she probably isn't making it any easier on the kid. Wouldn't be surprised at all if it was one of those households were sex, puberty, etc were verboten topics and the kid has no one he can talk to.

Gyrfalcon		2012-04-20 03:04:52 AM

I wonder why my personality changed when I was 12, long before Internet porn was invented.

I wish I'd been molested so I could sue somebody.

Maul555		2012-04-20 03:08:08 AM

biatch! Your kid has mental problems... Porn didn't do this to him, he was a ticking time bomb waiting for something to set him off...

/goes back to porn

Tatsuma		2012-04-20 03:09:19 AM

DamnYankees: I mean - this is laugh out loud stuff. This has to be a parody.

Why? The part of your brain that can create a dependency on internet porn only kicks in when you're 18?

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soupbone		2012-04-20 03:09:33 AM

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retrograde		2012-04-20 03:10:17 AM

Lady, there is nothing wrong with your son. There is however something wrong with you you dried up old prig.

gaspode		2012-04-20 03:10:48 AM

Oh gods thats.. She actually has convinced herself that porn, rather than his awful family and farking puberty, had this effect. There is absolutely nothing other than her own opinion to support this utter nonsense.

Maul555		2012-04-20 03:11:12 AM

soupbone: Anyone know where I can buy this high end rig? Email me at Crash-Override/Zero-Cool[[nospam-﹫-backwards] image 7x13]ygidorp[* image 7x13]net. Thanks.

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OMG!!! is that a 486? Biatchin!

tinfoil-hat maggie		2012-04-20 03:12:04 AM

adamgreeney: ShawnDoc: Kids personalities never changed while going through puberty before online porn was widely available.

Having hit puberty a little before we had internet porn, I have to say, "this."

Kids get sullen. they get depressed. taking away porn will probably make it worse.

Very true,glad my first girlfriend was at 13 or I would of gone mad and blown up the world or something : )

Tatsuma		2012-04-20 03:12:32 AM

... do you guys really think its healthy to give an 11 year old access to hardcore pornography? really?

Ghastly		2012-04-20 03:12:33 AM

Spoiled little brat. Back in my day, before I found my dad's stash of Playboys I had to make do with National Geographic.

Kids today don't realize how good they have it.

gaspode		2012-04-20 03:14:51 AM

Tatsuma: ... do you guys really think its healthy to give an 11 year old access to hardcore pornography? really?

Not really, but it is not the utter destruction this retard says. Also her bad parenting is to blame for that too, who doesnt have a pretty good idea what their 11 year old does on a computer?

soupbone		2012-04-20 03:15:03 AM

Maul555: is that a 486? Biatchin!

It has a P6 chip - thats 3 times faster than a Pentium

The Shatner Incident		2012-04-20 03:15:52 AM

How about you sit down with your kid and explain that sexual urges and porn are normal, healthy things for many people? How about you tell them that porn is fantasy, not real life and is in no way akin to normal, everyday sex and relationships? How about you tell him that you love him and that he shouldn't hate himself for something completely normal? How about you be a good parent? Oh, of course not. It's the goddamn porn's fault.

/stupid coont

Vaneshi		2012-04-20 03:17:16 AM

Maul555: biatch! Your kid has mental problems... Porn didn't do this to him, he was a ticking time bomb waiting for something to set him off...

/goes back to porn

I remember hearing something around the time of the Jamie Bulger case that referenced back to the nutter who was obsessed with Rambo and went on a killing spree.

Some people just have addictive personalities, they can and will latch on to anything. You are just as likely to find someone obsessed with Rambo, or Chuckie (I forget the movies name) as you are Blue Peter 'makes' (a children's program that had a make your own toys section). But I don't hear anyone calling for a ban on Blue Peter.

Sonderling		2012-04-20 03:19:11 AM

So I'm guessing we're all in agreement that the mother is reactionary/stupid and largely unfit to parent?

Statcat		2012-04-20 03:19:53 AM

Why do I get the sneaking suspicion that the absolute beginning root cause of all of this is that the wife stopped putting out when she had her snowflake?

Omahawg		2012-04-20 03:20:13 AM

damn kids should just go back to whacking it over the bra advertisements in sears catalogs like I had to.

my lawn. stay off it.

tinfoil-hat maggie		2012-04-20 03:20:51 AM

GeneralJim		2012-04-20 03:22:25 AM

Gyrfalcon:

I wish I'd been molested so I could sue somebody.

What? Welcome to Prison Shower Night wasn't enough for you? You ANIMAL.

Tatsuma		2012-04-20 03:22:35 AM

gaspode: Not really, but it is not the utter destruction this retard says. Also her bad parenting is to blame for that too, who doesnt have a pretty good idea what their 11 year old does on a computer?

its not utter destruction unless, you know, he's one of those who is genuinely addicted to this.

As for having a pretty good idea what your 11 year old is up to on his laptop? Unless your computer expertise is rather extensive, i'd say about 90% of parents have no clue what's really going on. At the very least.

Maul555		2012-04-20 03:24:08 AM

Tatsuma: ... do you guys really think its healthy to give an 11 year old access to hardcore pornography? really?

no... just that most 11 year olds wouldn't go off the deep end into a binge of hardcore bondage, torture, and pedo-toon porn like this one did.

Discovering porn is almost a rite of passage, and certainly a normal thing that 99% of us can relate to, and usually it happened at a young age similar to this kid. It probably didn't help that he had his mother of all people confronting him with this in the backdrop of a overly religious family and school life... who knows what other contributing factors there may have been as well...

Ghastly		2012-04-20 03:24:47 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Ghastly: Spoiled little brat. Back in my day, before I found my dad's stash of Playboys I had to make do with National Geographic.

Kids today don't realize how good they have it.

Knowing what I know of you this makes no sense. hmmm, although women are much prettier in pictures and men can be very fun in real life : )

Nekkid is nekkid!

And some of those black guys in National Geographic had these great big... spears.

JRoo		2012-04-20 03:25:02 AM

I was shocked that my child started to grow up and become interested in sex especially because I didn't prepare them for it in any way.

I'm completely incapable of dealing with this in any rational fashion so I have turned my son into a problem to be fixed and the rest of the world is my enemy.

I'm going to do my best to make my kid into the same kind of repressed denialist that I am so they are equally incapable of dealing with modern society because success to me is having a child that is bereft of their own thoughts and just parrots back what I want to hear.

Damn, I'm a great parent and made of the purest goodness. Why must I raise kids in a vile, evil, world that fills them with corruption that causes me be to be ashamed and disappointed in their exhibitions of humanity? I mean, I know I'M perfect so I can't be any part of the problem.

leonel		2012-04-20 03:26:59 AM

Tonight we're gonna party like it's 1995!

skinink		2012-04-20 03:29:07 AM

Ghastly: Spoiled little brat. Back in my day, before I found my dad's stash of Playboys I had to make do with National Geographic.

Kids today don't realize how good they have it.

When I was young, it was classmates passing around some sex-type novel to read or getting copies of Penthouse/Playboy. Then when you became an adult, going to your video store and walking into the segregated "Adult Videos" section to rent a tape and doing the walk of shame to rent one. Thank you, DARPA, for making porn so much easier to get now.

AverageAmericanGuy		2012-04-20 03:30:05 AM

It's not pedophilic cartoons, you ignorant twat.

It's Anime, a style of cartoon drawing originating in Japan.

What Plants Crave		2012-04-20 03:30:14 AM

Welcome to the internet, lady. You may want to check out /b/ to get a feel for what you may in in for next time around.

leonel		2012-04-20 03:30:52 AM

skinink: Ghastly: Spoiled little brat. Back in my day, before I found my dad's stash of Playboys I had to make do with National Geographic.

Kids today don't realize how good they have it.

When I was young, it was classmates passing around some sex-type novel to read or getting copies of Penthouse/Playboy. Then when you became an adult, going to your video store and walking into the segregated "Adult Videos" section to rent a tape and doing the walk of shame to rent one. Thank you, DARPA, for making porn so much easier to get now.

You guys are lucky! I had the adult section of the Fantagraphic's comic catalog! All I had were the covers of the books!

miniflea		2012-04-20 03:31:23 AM

I recall reading something a while back written by some nut about how she wished she has aborted her son because she caught him watching porn, which naturally meant that she had raised an unrepentant rapist. I remember, after my initial shock, this overwhelming sense of sadness for the kid (teenager?). I figured if the mother's obvious mental illness wasn't hereditary the guy still had zero chance because of how badly she messed him up. Does anyone else remember that?

When my mom discovered my stash, she wasn't happy, but she was fairly reasonable about it. Gave me the talk about how when a man and woman are in love et cetera and that's why porn is bad, and after that I was a hell of a lot more careful. I imagine that is how it goes for a lot of guys.

Course, I was a few years older than 11.

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