Pretty sure this was a sketch on Tim and Eric.

that which doesn't melt your scrotum makes it stronger..?

So, in other words, married life...

Good grief... I remember when John Barrowman Torched his wood.


/I'd torch his wood if I could.

Is men using Nair on their nads really that common an occurrence?

Don't use junk on your junk.

"a hairless, 'metroxexual' look."

Well, there's your problem right there. Damn metroxexuals

HotWingAgenda: Is men using Nair on their nads really that common an occurrence?

I don't know-- dipping one's junk into a bowl of Nair and having the hair come right off does seem rather convenient.

Obviously the Daily Fail hasn't realized that Amazon reviews for some products are embellished for comedic effect. That's some crack investigative journalism there, lou.

Hydrofluoric acid followed by a quick 480 volt jolt to the offending pubic hairs usually does the trick. I've met many hot nurses that way.

Guys, this is why directions are good. What is it with men and directions?

/this answer has eluded me for years

I checked the US Amazon site and found only one mention of Veet for Men. No ratings.

This, however....

Metrosexual = Pre-pubecent

This might explain Michael Jackson.

/Have fun with that mental image.
//Sharing the horror.

I'm not especially hairy, but the idea of shaving or otherwise making myself hairless seems really off-putting and slightly infantile.

Epic fail, lol. I enjoyed the part where he said it's eleven times more painful then childbirth. Such a man comment. This is why women have babies. I can guarantee it's not equal to a bad veet encounter. Instead. Think peeing out a watermelon.

Ow my balls!

To my knowledge, depilatory creams work by breaking down the protein keratin, the main component of hair. It's also the main component of dead skin cells in the epidermis. That's why the directions say not to keep it in contact with your skin for too long. It's especially not a smart idea to leave it on too long in your genital area, where there wouldn't be as thick an epidermal layer as on your arms or legs. Plus, it'd probably take longer to rinse out from the wrinkles in your scrotum. Not such a good idea.

Southern_Fried: I checked the US Amazon site and found only one mention of Veet for Men. No ratings.

This, however....

Nice find. I like the stock photo-cum-marketing tool slides. I think I'll pass. It appears you spread the goo on your sack with the included tongue depressors, then rip all your hair out with the glove? Or gently wipe away the product and your now dissolved hair with the glove? If that's the case there's definitely potential for theistic kittencide.

I'll stick to my way...let it go, wifey can't take it....let her groom it. Its quality time.

stephjimpie: Epic fail, lol. I enjoyed the part where he said it's eleven times more painful then childbirth. Such a man comment. This is why women have babies. I can guarantee it's not equal to a bad veet encounter. Instead. Think peeing out a watermelon.

It feels more like feeling like you have to take the BIGGEST dump ever, only to push out a 5-10 pound, 16-22 inch watermelon out of the wrong hole. Oh, and the watermelon is on fire.

/*flashbacks*
//"I WANT MY FENTANYL GODDAMMIT THIS HURTS"

Yea i call it bullshiat.

I've used veet on my junk. As long as you use it sparingly and never exceed the time its fine.

Also, TRY it first on a little bit of patch on your thigh or something, if its fine and you don't get any allergies or rashes then its good.

stephjimpie: Epic fail, lol. I enjoyed the part where he said it's eleven times more painful then childbirth. Such a man comment. This is why women have babies. I can guarantee it's not equal to a bad veet encounter. Instead. Think peeing out a watermelon.

Babies are smaller than watermelons and come out of holes bigger than the one in a penis.

stephjimpie: Think peeing out a watermelon.

I think this is increasingly not the case. My kid came waltzing out.

/hired a contractor
//he put in a new door

Smackledorfer: stephjimpie: Epic fail, lol. I enjoyed the part where he said it's eleven times more painful then childbirth. Such a man comment. This is why women have babies. I can guarantee it's not equal to a bad veet encounter. Instead. Think peeing out a watermelon.

Babies are smaller than watermelons and come out of holes bigger than the one in a penis.

I don't know what kind of vagina you're used to, but the interior of a vagina is VERY small compared to the size of an infant.

The Shatner Incident: Smackledorfer: stephjimpie: Epic fail, lol. I enjoyed the part where he said it's eleven times more painful then childbirth. Such a man comment. This is why women have babies. I can guarantee it's not equal to a bad veet encounter. Instead. Think peeing out a watermelon.

Babies are smaller than watermelons and come out of holes bigger than the one in a penis.

I don't know what kind of vagina you're used to, but the interior of a vagina is VERY small compared to the size of an infant.

Isn't that why it dilates?

Just put some IcyHot on it. Clears it right up

maq0r: The Shatner Incident: Smackledorfer: stephjimpie: Epic fail, lol. I enjoyed the part where he said it's eleven times more painful then childbirth. Such a man comment. This is why women have babies. I can guarantee it's not equal to a bad veet encounter. Instead. Think peeing out a watermelon.

Babies are smaller than watermelons and come out of holes bigger than the one in a penis.

I don't know what kind of vagina you're used to, but the interior of a vagina is VERY small compared to the size of an infant.

Isn't that why it dilates?

Uh, the cervix dilates. The vagina doesn't. It stretches. Even to the point of tearing sometimes.

stephjimpie: Epic fail, lol. I enjoyed the part where he said it's eleven times more painful then childbirth. Such a man comment. This is why women have babies. I can guarantee it's not equal to a bad veet encounter. Instead. Think peeing out a watermelon.

Women are so over dramatic, the cervix is much bigger than a pisshole. It's like comparing the diameter of a Canadian toonie and a pencil.

Amazon UK Link

"DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS, 24 Jan 2012
By
Andrew
This review is from: Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200ml (Personal Care)
Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS.

(I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.) "

ongbok: Get a beard and mustache trimmer. Trimming your pubes is what they are made for.

Friend of mine borrowed my trimmer without asking so they could trim their facial hair for a wedding. Didn't have the heart to tell them what I used it for.

Women complain a lot. Try masturbating with a broken arm. It's something that has to be done, and you find a way.

Take a rat, sewer rat will do. Hold 'em down there and if he doesn't use those sharp teeth to get at those short & curlies give him a squeeze... What could go wrong?

Men who use hair removal products don't have a need for testicles anyway

ongbok: Get a beard and mustache trimmer. Trimming your pubes is what they are made for.

And if you actually have a beard to trim, buy two.

Been doing this for years, and there are other benefits beyond simple aesthetics (cooler, cleaner, etc). Also, the wife's reaction to a fresh trim us usually, favorable.

ongbok: Get a beard and mustache trimmer. Trimming your pubes is what they are made for.

I'm having a pube trimming party in two weeks. Who makes a good trimmer for pube work?

The Shatner Incident: stephjimpie: Epic fail, lol. I enjoyed the part where he said it's eleven times more painful then childbirth. Such a man comment. This is why women have babies. I can guarantee it's not equal to a bad veet encounter. Instead. Think peeing out a watermelon.

It feels more like feeling like you have to take the BIGGEST dump ever, only to push out a 5-10 pound, 16-22 inch watermelon out of the wrong hole. Oh, and the watermelon is on fire.

/*flashbacks*
//"I WANT MY FENTANYL GODDAMMIT THIS HURTS"

LOL! Out of all the women I know who have given birth, a lot of them talk about wanting to go natural. They say that during pregnancy. That always changes when they start dialating. One of my friends even busted a blood vessel in her eye from pushing so hard. Yikes! I was horrified when she told me this.

'Imagine sticking a rusty razor blade into your eye, before
tying your hands behind your back. Then imagine that you use the
entrenched razor blade to slice open a raw onion. All the while being
butt naked. This product is slightly more painful than that.'


gaaaah

AverageAmericanGuy: I'm not especially hairy, but the idea of shaving or otherwise making myself hairless seems really off-putting and slightly infantile.

That's how I view women who get a Brazilian wax. I want to be with someone who looks like a woman, not a pre-schooler. It's a bit creepy.

/But the 70s are gone ladies, everyone should keep things trimmed.

hbk72777: Men who use hair removal products don't have a need for testicles anyway

WTF_Are_You_Looking_At: stephjimpie: Epic fail, lol. I enjoyed the part where he said it's eleven times more painful then childbirth. Such a man comment. This is why women have babies. I can guarantee it's not equal to a bad veet encounter. Instead. Think peeing out a watermelon.

Women are so over dramatic, the cervix is much bigger than a pisshole. It's like comparing the diameter of a Canadian toonie and a pencil.


We're not overdramatic. Having your tiny cervix dilate 10cm is intense. And sometimes your vagina tears. It's horribly painful. Men don't have a right to say anything when we complain about the pain. Sure, a watermelon is a slightly unfair comparison. So here's something more comparable: Imagine pissing out an apple. When you do that, then you have a right to call us dramatic. Until then, not so much...

Get Your Dick Out Of My Food: that which doesn't melt your scrotum makes it stronger..?

But do you really need a concrete nutsack?

The Shatner Incident:
It feels more like feeling like you have to take the BIGGEST dump ever

Finally, I can finally know and relate to child birth despite my vaginaless condition. But its going to take a lot of cheese.

Why bother? It will just grow back.

Besides, dudes with no pubic hair is just weird.

/get off my lawn you damn kids

stephjimpie: WTF_Are_You_Looking_At: stephjimpie: Epic fail, lol. I enjoyed the part where he said it's eleven times more painful then childbirth. Such a man comment. This is why women have babies. I can guarantee it's not equal to a bad veet encounter. Instead. Think peeing out a watermelon.

Women are so over dramatic, the cervix is much bigger than a pisshole. It's like comparing the diameter of a Canadian toonie and a pencil.

Saying peeing out a watermelon is over dramatic!
Why couldn't you say think of peeing out an apple?


We're not overdramatic. Having your tiny cervix dilate 10cm is intense. And sometimes your vagina tears. It's horribly painful. Men don't have a right to say anything when we complain about the pain. Sure, a watermelon is a slightly unfair comparison. So here's something more comparable: Imagine pissing out an apple. When you do that, then you have a right to call us dramatic. Until then, not so much...

YELLOL: Why bother? It will just grow back.

Besides, dudes with no pubic hair is just weird.

/get off my lawn you damn kids

Yeah but it makes it look bigger. Hey, I need all the help I can get.

/angry inch