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(Some Guy)   First pictures of hooker at the center of the Secret Service scandal released - and she's a hottie   (mailonsunday.co.uk) divider line 37
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2012-04-20 02:12:16 AM  
4 votes:

Uchiha_Cycliste: It's sort of refreshing that this didn't involve a call-boy for a change.


We aren't in a REPUBLICAN administration.
2012-04-20 01:24:40 AM  
4 votes:
I'm suddenly less pissed. She's at least mildly classy and pretty hot for a hooker. If my tax dollars paid for ugly ones, I'd be upset.
2012-04-20 02:08:03 AM  
3 votes:
It's sort of refreshing that this didn't involve a call-boy for a change.
2012-04-20 12:11:07 PM  
2 votes:

trappedspirit: You guys crack me up. As a former member of Navy Seal Team 7 I am getting a real kick out of the replies.


As a former member of the Justice League, your comments amuse me.
2012-04-20 08:06:48 AM  
2 votes:
All of this could have been avoided if he had just paid her.

Plus everyone knows that after she gets out of the car, you can just get your money back anyway.
2.bp.blogspot.com
2012-04-20 07:19:13 AM  
2 votes:

Mock26: soupbone: culebra: If this counts as a scandal to you, you're basically sexually repressed.

So to you this is only a topic that revolves around sex, and has nothing at all to do with the fact that they were there to perform an essential security function of protecting the President?

They were the advance team and the President had not yet arrived in the country. And, if they were not on duty and did not break the law then what is the problem?


You think all jobs are 8 to 5? Clock out and don't worry about anything until the morning? What are you, a walmart stock boy?
mjg
2012-04-20 02:53:39 AM  
2 votes:
Whoreific!
2012-04-20 02:39:23 AM  
2 votes:

Colombian Hooker: "Hey, baby. You got girlfriend Cartagena?"


Secret Service Agent: "Not just this minute. "


Colombian Hooker: "Well, baby, me so horny. Me so HORNY. Me love you long time. You party? "


Secret Service Agent: "Yeah, we might party. How much? "


Colombian Hooker: "Eight hundred dollar"

.
Secret Service Agent: "Eight hundred dollars for both of us? "


Colombian Hooker: "No. Each you eight hundred dollar. Me love you long time. Me so HORNY. "


Secret Service Agent: "Eight hundred dollar too beaucoup. 30 dollars each. "


Colombian Hooker: "Me sucky-sucky. Me love you too much. "


Secret Service Agent: "30 dollars is all my mom allows me to spend."


Colombian Hooker: "Okay. 100 dollar each."


Secret Service Agent: "What do we get for 100 dollars? "


Colombian Hooker: "Every t'ing you want. "


Secret Service Agent: "Everything? "


Colombian Hooker: "Every t'ing. "


Secret Service Agent: [to Rafterman] "Well, old buddy, feel like spending some of your hard-earned money?"


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HBK
2012-04-20 02:29:41 AM  
2 votes:

cman: She is Britishly hot, but not Kim Kardashian hot


That whore is hotter than Kim Kardashian, and she's probably smarter and classier as well.

It's not like Kim Kardashian sets the bar very high.
2012-04-20 01:27:30 AM  
2 votes:
She is Britishly hot, but not Kim Kardashian hot
2012-04-20 05:39:44 PM  
1 votes:
i.imgur.com

"This is sex. I know that sex with prostitutes is ugly and it's violent, and I know that Secret Service agents sometimes caught up in the moment make some very foolish decisions, I am not excusing that behavior, but neither do I want these whores to bring further injury to our people or to our relationship with the Colombian people."

"My apology is on behalf of the Department of Defense and the U.S. government; we should have paid full price,"
2012-04-20 04:54:41 PM  
1 votes:

theflatline: words and stuff...


Tagged...

(favorite: Look this guy up if you ever plan on visiting Colombia)
2012-04-20 03:24:46 PM  
1 votes:
Ctrl + F

"nsfw"

"Phrase not found"

leaves thread
2012-04-20 02:36:10 PM  
1 votes:

Optimus Primate: Navy


Military is not the same thing as having security clearance.

Everyone knows people in the military are sluts.
2012-04-20 10:56:43 AM  
1 votes:
i.dailymail.co.uk
I'm glad they provided this reference image showing what a whore might look like.
2012-04-20 10:24:32 AM  
1 votes:

steamingpile: Uchiha_Cycliste: It's sort of refreshing that this didn't involve a call-boy for a change.

Well looking at those pics with straight hips, long fingers, and strong cheekbones it could be a tranny.

It shocked me how many I saw in some countries, some were easy to spot while a few you couldn't tell until mr winky made an appearance.


www.owned.lv
2012-04-20 10:05:32 AM  
1 votes:

erewhon: Mock26: How is it a security risk? ...

Behold:...


I was hoping you'd show up to weigh in on this. Interesting how Mock hasn't shown his face since being told.

annitabonghit: They used to collect this dude's shiat in a bag...


Well in all fairness, stool samples have been collected surreptitiously from world leaders in the past in order to determine overall health and figure out any potential physical ailments--not necessarily to harm the person, but to have leverage.

theflatline: First off as Fark's resident Colombian who actually lives on and off in Colombia, I would like to address a few things....

Yomoxu: I am Colombian...


Thank you. I love learning things from Fark.
2012-04-20 09:40:45 AM  
1 votes:
i.dailymail.co.uk

Dat Ass!
2012-04-20 09:18:37 AM  
1 votes:
i174.photobucket.com

Was it this guy?

So if I got this straight, it's okay to start a war under false pretenses, funnel billions of tax dollars into personal and political gain for your peeps, kill a hundred thousand innocent civilians and bankrupt the country in the name of "security" but if a couple in security detail blow a couple hundred bucks on hookers then the whole administration is corrupt.

Got it.

I got no love for any politician but I hate holier than thou dumbfarks. Those guys and that woman have far superior morals to anyone that thought any of the Iraq actions and subsequent results were acceptable. I don't care if they played hacky sack with aborted fetuses. The same people screaming about the deficit and "tax and spend" are the same people directly responsible for us being in this position. Bill comes due and they snuck out the back door without paying. But I'll guarantee they all got paid and will all eventually get "consulting" jobs with companies that profited from their actions.

I've had my fill of the stoopid this week I fear.
2012-04-20 08:51:55 AM  
1 votes:
If anyone deserves to get hookers, it's someone who has "jump in front of the bullet" in their job discription.
2012-04-20 08:10:52 AM  
1 votes:
She has problems. But at least she's hot.

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2012-04-20 07:37:41 AM  
1 votes:

Sumding Wong: Mock26: soupbone: culebra: If this counts as a scandal to you, you're basically sexually repressed.

So to you this is only a topic that revolves around sex, and has nothing at all to do with the fact that they were there to perform an essential security function of protecting the President?

They were the advance team and the President had not yet arrived in the country. And, if they were not on duty and did not break the law then what is the problem?

You think all jobs are 8 to 5? Clock out and don't worry about anything until the morning? What are you, a walmart stock boy?


antagonistic hypothetical question FTW!
2012-04-20 05:21:41 AM  
1 votes:

sirgarr02: I use to come here for insightful stories. But now fark is full of know nothing nitwits. The only reason this is a big deal is because the media sensationalized it. Something I think fark is suppose to be opposed to. I assumed most commenters had the gist of what's going on here. Guess not.


If you want insightful stories and intelligent commentary, Slashdot is over here Link
2012-04-20 04:41:31 AM  
1 votes:
She could give the secret servicemen drug resistant TB or some other wacky disease.
That might present a security problem for the president.

That's the worst I could think of in 10 minutes.
2012-04-20 04:32:22 AM  
1 votes:

soupbone: Mock26: Wamphyr: Mock26: soupbone: culebra: If this counts as a scandal to you, you're basically sexually repressed.

So to you this is only a topic that revolves around sex, and has nothing at all to do with the fact that they were there to perform an essential security function of protecting the President?

They were the advance team and the President had not yet arrived in the country. And, if they were not on duty and did not break the law then what is the problem?

You mean like some druglord showing up and telling the agent, "we put a camera in your room - if you don't want your wife to see the video of you and the hooker, tell me which limo the President is riding in, and I want you to ensure the motorcade travels down street x when it arrives" kind of problem?

Really? You think that some drug lord would even dream of daring to take on the President? Seriously? Man, I just fell on the floor laughing so hard at another post. Now I have to through that all over again.

Hopefully, you knocked some sense into your head. You're incredibly naive.


And your extensive knowledge of secret service security clearances and protocols is what exactly? Let me guess, you have watched In the Line of Fire over 100 times, right?
2012-04-20 04:31:26 AM  
1 votes:

soupbone: Mock26: soupbone: culebra: If this counts as a scandal to you, you're basically sexually repressed.

So to you this is only a topic that revolves around sex, and has nothing at all to do with the fact that they were there to perform an essential security function of protecting the President?

They were the advance team and the President had not yet arrived in the country. And, if they were not on duty and did not break the law then what is the problem?

It has nothing at all to do with legality or sex. It is a clear security violation and a potential risk to the President.


ninja pleez.
2012-04-20 04:24:26 AM  
1 votes:

Bessame: Mock26: Bessame: Mock26: Bessame: Mock26: If only the stupid farker had paid her, he would still have his job, and so would his buddies. I hope that his buddies give him a good beating.

That being said, if farking prostitutes was legal where they were (and from what I understand Colombia has its equivalent of Red Light Districts) and if the agents were off the clock and on their own time, then I do not think that they should be punished for farking prostitutes.

Well, you would be wrong. It is a security risk and they knew this was not allowed.

How is it a security risk? And can you quote the secret service regulation that it was not allowed?

You know how I know you don't have a high security clearance for the U.S. Government?

And you do?

Of course not. If I did, I would not be posting on FARK. I do however possess common sense.


Oh, so your unsubstantiated claim based on "common sense" is an irrefutable fact? Excuse me while I fall on the floor in fits of laughter!

bwahahahahahahahahaha
2012-04-20 04:18:38 AM  
1 votes:

Bessame: Mock26: Bessame: Mock26: If only the stupid farker had paid her, he would still have his job, and so would his buddies. I hope that his buddies give him a good beating.

That being said, if farking prostitutes was legal where they were (and from what I understand Colombia has its equivalent of Red Light Districts) and if the agents were off the clock and on their own time, then I do not think that they should be punished for farking prostitutes.

Well, you would be wrong. It is a security risk and they knew this was not allowed.

How is it a security risk? And can you quote the secret service regulation that it was not allowed?

You know how I know you don't have a high security clearance for the U.S. Government?


And you do?
2012-04-20 03:45:43 AM  
1 votes:
Is it wrong I expected there to be a penis?
2012-04-20 03:18:50 AM  
1 votes:
I dunno... I was kind of hoping it would be one of those hot tranny hookers.
2012-04-20 02:57:47 AM  
1 votes:
Is it just me, or does her belly-button seem freakishly high on her abdomen? Oh, dont get me wrong, I'm totally in. I'm just saying her belly-button seems to be in the wrong place.
2012-04-20 02:50:48 AM  
1 votes:
I can't decide what is the saddest and most disgusting aspect of this whole sorry affair:

1. A guy decides to throw away arguably the best career in the world: Bodyguard to the freaking President of the United States! Travel, exotic locales, oodles of money, you get to carry a gun, nobody farks with you anywhere on the planet...and this jerk has to go whoring around instead of doing his job. Now that's sad. But..

2. Having decided "Hey! I think I'll pick up a cheap hooker, have some fun for the night," (he's a hard-working young guy, okay, whatever) he can't even be discreet about it OR decent, but has to shortchange her on her services and not even pay her for a night's work??? Dude! You're from America! You make more in a day than she sees all month! Pay the woman! but no, he's so arrogant and entitled he figures "She got a good US Lay, she can't complain!" That's sad. But...

3. Having decided to toss her ass to the curb, this mook can't even understand that he's in Colombia, arguably the most criminal country in the world that has a functioning government. He actually thought this girl was like some $20 whore in DC who would slink away in silence?!? This biatch's pimp is probably the chief of police or something and she has to give him 50% of her take. The agent is just lucky he didn't wake up in an alley with his kneecaps where his genitals used to be! (And vice versa)

That's just stupidity to the nth power. The whole thing is just so screwed up, I hope the whole lot of them hang, plus the Marines who were with them. If you can't do your job, at least have the decency to pay your tab.
2012-04-20 02:42:56 AM  
1 votes:

culebra: If this counts as a scandal to you, you're basically sexually repressed.


So to you this is only a topic that revolves around sex, and has nothing at all to do with the fact that they were there to perform an essential security function of protecting the President?
2012-04-20 02:10:36 AM  
1 votes:
I'd give it a double tap if I was a secret service agent.
2012-04-20 02:09:41 AM  
1 votes:
She has all the necessary attributes. She looks hot in a cleaning service girl in America looking to marry and get citizenship kind of way.
2012-04-20 02:05:42 AM  
1 votes:
What a whore!
2012-04-19 09:24:08 PM  
1 votes:
I really don't understand the hub-bub. Screening groupies is a time honored tradition.
 
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