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(Some Guy)   First pictures of hooker at the center of the Secret Service scandal released - and she's a hottie   (mailonsunday.co.uk) divider line 235
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2012-04-19 08:40:47 PM
Worth losing your job for?

/she's not that hot
 
2012-04-19 08:42:43 PM
Sgygus: Worth losing your job for?

/she's not that hot


But compared to every other "OMG SHE'S HOT" troll headline that has come out in the past month or so (and there've been tons of them), she's a goddamned goddess.
 
2012-04-19 09:24:08 PM
I really don't understand the hub-bub. Screening groupies is a time honored tradition.
 
2012-04-19 10:13:43 PM
Most certainly not worth $800 in American cash, but $30 is a biatcheap...
 
2012-04-20 01:24:40 AM
I'm suddenly less pissed. She's at least mildly classy and pretty hot for a hooker. If my tax dollars paid for ugly ones, I'd be upset.
 
2012-04-20 01:27:30 AM
She is Britishly hot, but not Kim Kardashian hot
 
2012-04-20 01:56:55 AM
She's hot enough to grant him a full pardon, I say.
 
2012-04-20 02:05:42 AM
What a whore!
 
2012-04-20 02:06:49 AM
LordZorch: Most certainly not worth $800 in American cash, but $30 is a biatcheap...

Keep in mind she stayed with him all night, and regardless... if that's what he agreed to pay her then that's what he should pay her. And now because he was as a-hole he's losing his job. Maybe he didn't think he should give her $800 (though if that's the case he should have passed on her and gotten a cheaper whore instead), but he was obviously just being a complete dick when he gave her $28 and shoved her out the door. Fark him.
 
2012-04-20 02:07:53 AM
wouldn't might protecting that from Ass ass in action.. i mean assassination
 
2012-04-20 02:08:03 AM
It's sort of refreshing that this didn't involve a call-boy for a change.
 
2012-04-20 02:09:41 AM
She has all the necessary attributes. She looks hot in a cleaning service girl in America looking to marry and get citizenship kind of way.
 
2012-04-20 02:09:45 AM
And before anyone asks, I got the $28 amount from here.
 
2012-04-20 02:09:51 AM
"curvy figure accentuated by enhanced breasts, flowing hair with rays of highlights"

WTF does it matter if she has highlights, and how do they know the 'twins' are enhanced? FU, Daily Fail...

Seriously. Perhaps I'm idealistic, but I expect the Secret Service to be above this kind of behavior while on assignment; I'm former Army Reserves so no, from my observation/experience, I don't hold the standard to our entire military since it would be impossible to enforce, but that's the sole agency I do expect it of. Sure they're human and maybe while they're at home and off their shift, whatever they want to get up to assuming it's legal.

But in a foreign country, doing advance work for a presidential visit? Every one of them deserves to get sacked. I just sincerely hope it was isolated and not an agency wide attitude. I don't care who the president is or his/(her) party, they need to be VIGILANT, not picking up locals for some fun.

Also... really? Those guys felt the need to pay for this kind of thing? I'd expect it would be easy enough to snag some ladies of loose morals...
 
2012-04-20 02:10:36 AM
I'd give it a double tap if I was a secret service agent.
 
2012-04-20 02:11:13 AM
He did OK for a mormon.
 
2012-04-20 02:12:16 AM
Uchiha_Cycliste: It's sort of refreshing that this didn't involve a call-boy for a change.

We aren't in a REPUBLICAN administration.
 
2012-04-20 02:12:36 AM
ladyfortuna: "curvy figure accentuated by enhanced breasts, flowing hair with rays of highlights"

WTF does it matter if she has highlights, and how do they know the 'twins' are enhanced? FU, Daily Fail...

Seriously. Perhaps I'm idealistic, but I expect the Secret Service to be above this kind of behavior while on assignment; I'm former Army Reserves so no, from my observation/experience, I don't hold the standard to our entire military since it would be impossible to enforce, but that's the sole agency I do expect it of. Sure they're human and maybe while they're at home and off their shift, whatever they want to get up to assuming it's legal.

But in a foreign country, doing advance work for a presidential visit? Every one of them deserves to get sacked. I just sincerely hope it was isolated and not an agency wide attitude. I don't care who the president is or his/(her) party, they need to be VIGILANT, not picking up locals for some fun.

Also... really? Those guys felt the need to pay for this kind of thing? I'd expect it would be easy enough to snag some ladies of loose morals...


it was my understanding that prostitution is indeed legal in colombia?

your statements appear contradictory.
 
2012-04-20 02:12:44 AM
Uchiha_Cycliste: It's sort of refreshing that this didn't involve a call-boy for a change.

The secret service aren't priest or politicians that's why.
 
2012-04-20 02:16:12 AM
cman: She is Britishly hot, but not Kim Kardashian hot

Let the Chloe Kardashian win.
 
2012-04-20 02:18:29 AM
Father_Jack: ladyfortuna: "curvy figure accentuated by enhanced breasts, flowing hair with rays of highlights"

WTF does it matter if she has highlights, and how do they know the 'twins' are enhanced? FU, Daily Fail...

Seriously. Perhaps I'm idealistic, but I expect the Secret Service to be above this kind of behavior while on assignment; I'm former Army Reserves so no, from my observation/experience, I don't hold the standard to our entire military since it would be impossible to enforce, but that's the sole agency I do expect it of. Sure they're human and maybe while they're at home and off their shift, whatever they want to get up to assuming it's legal.

But in a foreign country, doing advance work for a presidential visit? Every one of them deserves to get sacked. I just sincerely hope it was isolated and not an agency wide attitude. I don't care who the president is or his/(her) party, they need to be VIGILANT, not picking up locals for some fun.

Also... really? Those guys felt the need to pay for this kind of thing? I'd expect it would be easy enough to snag some ladies of loose morals...

it was my understanding that prostitution is indeed legal in colombia?

your statements appear contradictory.


Key words are bolded.

Even when they're "off duty" in Columbia, they're still on-duty.
 
2012-04-20 02:18:34 AM
Father_Jack: ladyfortuna:

it was my understanding that prostitution is indeed legal in colombia?

your statements appear contradictory.


Sorry. I was thinking about this earlier but didn't mention it here; while I don't know for sure without researching, I have to think the Secret Service is subject to something LIKE UCMJ; UCMJ definitely has rules against adultery, which some of these guys were doing, and again while I'd have to research it, I suspect there are rules against prostitutes no matter if it's legal in that country or not. Also as I said later, they were on assignment

I don't care if they're technically off shift, foreign country + presidential duty = do not screw around during your downtime. I'd say the same to any gov't soldier/MP/security/etc in a potential combat zone.
 
2012-04-20 02:18:57 AM
If this counts as a scandal to you, you're basically sexually repressed.
 
2012-04-20 02:19:54 AM
Thanks, meyerkev; glad I'm not alone in here :)
 
2012-04-20 02:24:03 AM
I'm having a hard time getting morally outraged at this. And the issue of not paying for the service, while certainly a thing, doesn't feel all that newsworthy.
 
HBK
2012-04-20 02:29:41 AM
cman: She is Britishly hot, but not Kim Kardashian hot

That whore is hotter than Kim Kardashian, and she's probably smarter and classier as well.

It's not like Kim Kardashian sets the bar very high.
 
2012-04-20 02:29:56 AM
meyerkev: Father_Jack: ladyfortuna: "curvy figure accentuated by enhanced breasts, flowing hair with rays of highlights"

WTF does it matter if she has highlights, and how do they know the 'twins' are enhanced? FU, Daily Fail...

Seriously. Perhaps I'm idealistic, but I expect the Secret Service to be above this kind of behavior while on assignment; I'm former Army Reserves so no, from my observation/experience, I don't hold the standard to our entire military since it would be impossible to enforce, but that's the sole agency I do expect it of. Sure they're human and maybe while they're at home and off their shift, whatever they want to get up to assuming it's legal.

But in a foreign country, doing advance work for a presidential visit? Every one of them deserves to get sacked. I just sincerely hope it was isolated and not an agency wide attitude. I don't care who the president is or his/(her) party, they need to be VIGILANT, not picking up locals for some fun.

Also... really? Those guys felt the need to pay for this kind of thing? I'd expect it would be easy enough to snag some ladies of loose morals...

it was my understanding that prostitution is indeed legal in colombia?

your statements appear contradictory.

Key words are bolded.

Even when they're "off duty" in Columbia, they're still on-duty.


You know who else liked entertaining of duty Secret Service agents?
www.biography.com
 
2012-04-20 02:30:54 AM
culebra: If this counts as a scandal to you, you're basically sexually repressed.

When these guys are prepping for a POTUS visit, you're damned right it's a scandal.

From an OPSEC perspective, it's a disaster.

/not sexually repressed... probably :-)
//very security conscious
 
2012-04-20 02:30:58 AM
Meh. Average Colombian/Venezuelan skank. Seen way hotter in that part of the world
 
2012-04-20 02:33:21 AM
cman: She is Britishly hot, but not Kim Kardashian hot

You're not really setting the bar high tonight, are you?
 
2012-04-20 02:33:52 AM
She's rather hot, but Berlusconi really knows how to choose a hooker.

a.abcnews.go.com
 
2012-04-20 02:39:23 AM

Colombian Hooker: "Hey, baby. You got girlfriend Cartagena?"


Secret Service Agent: "Not just this minute. "


Colombian Hooker: "Well, baby, me so horny. Me so HORNY. Me love you long time. You party? "


Secret Service Agent: "Yeah, we might party. How much? "


Colombian Hooker: "Eight hundred dollar"

.
Secret Service Agent: "Eight hundred dollars for both of us? "


Colombian Hooker: "No. Each you eight hundred dollar. Me love you long time. Me so HORNY. "


Secret Service Agent: "Eight hundred dollar too beaucoup. 30 dollars each. "


Colombian Hooker: "Me sucky-sucky. Me love you too much. "


Secret Service Agent: "30 dollars is all my mom allows me to spend."


Colombian Hooker: "Okay. 100 dollar each."


Secret Service Agent: "What do we get for 100 dollars? "


Colombian Hooker: "Every t'ing you want. "


Secret Service Agent: "Everything? "


Colombian Hooker: "Every t'ing. "


Secret Service Agent: [to Rafterman] "Well, old buddy, feel like spending some of your hard-earned money?"


i.ytimg.com

 
2012-04-20 02:42:56 AM
culebra: If this counts as a scandal to you, you're basically sexually repressed.

So to you this is only a topic that revolves around sex, and has nothing at all to do with the fact that they were there to perform an essential security function of protecting the President?
 
2012-04-20 02:44:07 AM
she is pretty for a whore...
 
2012-04-20 02:48:18 AM
ladyfortuna: how do they know the 'twins' are enhanced?

There's some photos of her out there where there's no question those aren't natural.
 
2012-04-20 02:50:05 AM
HBK: cman: She is Britishly hot, but not Kim Kardashian hot

That whore is hotter than Kim Kardashian, and she's probably smarter and classier as well.

It's not like Kim Kardashian sets the bar very high.


this
 
2012-04-20 02:50:48 AM
I can't decide what is the saddest and most disgusting aspect of this whole sorry affair:

1. A guy decides to throw away arguably the best career in the world: Bodyguard to the freaking President of the United States! Travel, exotic locales, oodles of money, you get to carry a gun, nobody farks with you anywhere on the planet...and this jerk has to go whoring around instead of doing his job. Now that's sad. But..

2. Having decided "Hey! I think I'll pick up a cheap hooker, have some fun for the night," (he's a hard-working young guy, okay, whatever) he can't even be discreet about it OR decent, but has to shortchange her on her services and not even pay her for a night's work??? Dude! You're from America! You make more in a day than she sees all month! Pay the woman! but no, he's so arrogant and entitled he figures "She got a good US Lay, she can't complain!" That's sad. But...

3. Having decided to toss her ass to the curb, this mook can't even understand that he's in Colombia, arguably the most criminal country in the world that has a functioning government. He actually thought this girl was like some $20 whore in DC who would slink away in silence?!? This biatch's pimp is probably the chief of police or something and she has to give him 50% of her take. The agent is just lucky he didn't wake up in an alley with his kneecaps where his genitals used to be! (And vice versa)

That's just stupidity to the nth power. The whole thing is just so screwed up, I hope the whole lot of them hang, plus the Marines who were with them. If you can't do your job, at least have the decency to pay your tab.
 
2012-04-20 02:51:47 AM
Uchiha_Cycliste: It's sort of refreshing that this didn't involve a call-boy for a change.

This is exactly why the Beltway insiders are so incensed.
 
2012-04-20 02:51:51 AM
This biatch needs to calm down. According to the article, she thinks that someone is going to cut her throat in the middle of the nigh or something for farking with Obama's Secret Service. She has a lot to learn about Americans...
 
2012-04-20 02:52:23 AM
In one upmanship I saw a story of an Iranian diplomat being busted for being a pedophile

http://iamiranaware.wordpress.com/2012/04/18/iranian-diplomat-accused - of-molesting-girls-in-brazil-has-diplomatic-immunity/
 
2012-04-20 02:52:58 AM
soupbone: culebra: If this counts as a scandal to you, you're basically sexually repressed.

So to you this is only a topic that revolves around sex, and has nothing at all to do with the fact that they were there to perform an essential security function of protecting the President?


Pretty much this, it's no way to go about conducting business, and could have been very bad.
 
mjg
2012-04-20 02:53:39 AM
Whoreific!
 
2012-04-20 02:55:26 AM
mjg: Whoreific!

if I ever get a whore in my life, I will remember this word, and use it at the end of my session.

+1 internets sir
 
2012-04-20 02:56:54 AM
Maul555: This biatch needs to calm down. According to the article, she thinks that someone is going to cut her throat in the middle of the nigh or something for farking with Obama's Secret Service. She has a lot to learn about Americans...

And you think that couldn't happen? It's a strange world.
 
2012-04-20 02:57:47 AM
Is it just me, or does her belly-button seem freakishly high on her abdomen? Oh, dont get me wrong, I'm totally in. I'm just saying her belly-button seems to be in the wrong place.
 
2012-04-20 03:05:04 AM
tinfoil-hat maggie: Maul555: This biatch needs to calm down. According to the article, she thinks that someone is going to cut her throat in the middle of the nigh or something for farking with Obama's Secret Service. She has a lot to learn about Americans...

And you think that couldn't happen? It's a strange world.


yeah.... if anything happens to her, it will be Colombian on Colombian violence... Not at American hands or an American request...
 
2012-04-20 03:06:24 AM
I have never seen a club so blatant in its 'Hey, come and do drugs right here'

then again, cocaine and colombia...

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-04-20 03:18:50 AM
I dunno... I was kind of hoping it would be one of those hot tranny hookers.
 
2012-04-20 03:20:48 AM
Maul555: This biatch needs to calm down. According to the article, she thinks that someone is going to cut her throat in the middle of the nigh or something for farking with Obama's Secret Service. She has a lot to learn about Americans...

yeah we dont do that anymore. we just pay people to do it for us. or hit it with a drone strike
 
2012-04-20 03:28:21 AM
meyerkev: Father_Jack: ladyfortuna: "curvy figure accentuated by enhanced breasts, flowing hair with rays of highlights"

WTF does it matter if she has highlights, and how do they know the 'twins' are enhanced? FU, Daily Fail...

Seriously. Perhaps I'm idealistic, but I expect the Secret Service to be above this kind of behavior while on assignment; I'm former Army Reserves so no, from my observation/experience, I don't hold the standard to our entire military since it would be impossible to enforce, but that's the sole agency I do expect it of. Sure they're human and maybe while they're at home and off their shift, whatever they want to get up to assuming it's legal.

But in a foreign country, doing advance work for a presidential visit? Every one of them deserves to get sacked. I just sincerely hope it was isolated and not an agency wide attitude. I don't care who the president is or his/(her) party, they need to be VIGILANT, not picking up locals for some fun.

Also... really? Those guys felt the need to pay for this kind of thing? I'd expect it would be easy enough to snag some ladies of loose morals...

it was my understanding that prostitution is indeed legal in colombia?

your statements appear contradictory.

Key words are bolded.

Even when they're "off duty" in Columbia, they're still on-duty.


You know how i know you have a job that doesnt travel?

Look, to these guys, this stuff is routine, right?

they go all over the world before the president goes somewhere. theyre travelling probably hundreds of days a year. this is as boring as taking the freeway home to them. They probably have a set protocol of activities to do, things to check for, they go about their business and their activities are probably quite routine

one of the perks of travelling on business, irrespective of the nature of the business youre in, is being able to do things you cant do in the "land of the free, home of the brave", like drink on the street, or legally get a ho.

yeah, these guys are stupid and should all be canned, but because of the bad press and embarassment they caused. not because they did anything fundamentally wrong or werent doing their duty.

but, most americans dont travel and dont know what it means to do so, cant picture this sort of life style and love to hyperbolize everything, so they'll hang for it.

if this sort of thing happened to the french or italian or german govt guys doing the same thing i doubt the uproar would be as bad.
 
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