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(WorldNetDaily)   It's time to take the rainbow as a symbol of the homosexual movement back and return it to its rightful place alongside God   (wnd.com) divider line 285
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2012-04-19 07:42:14 PM
Hideously Gigantic Smurf: doglover: Odin is wise beyond mortal kenning and is more forgiving of certain things if they're done with good intentions by honest men.

"Good intentions"?
"Honest men"?

You have no IDEA which story in the Asgardian mythos I'm referring to, do you?


No. I missed the horse farking incident.


I do know the ones where Odin pretends to be a beggar and rewards those who help.
 
2012-04-19 07:45:54 PM
doglover: Hideously Gigantic Smurf: doglover: Odin is wise beyond mortal kenning and is more forgiving of certain things if they're done with good intentions by honest men.

"Good intentions"?
"Honest men"?

You have no IDEA which story in the Asgardian mythos I'm referring to, do you?

No. I missed the horse farking incident.


I do know the ones where Odin pretends to be a beggar and rewards those who help.


In other words, just as do fundamentalists of so many other faiths, you pick and choose which parts of your scripture to pay heed to... Particularly those that antagonize gays... And ignore any part that might actually make YOU look bad.
 
2012-04-19 07:45:57 PM
Don't Troll Me Bro!: Can one of you right-wingers please answer a question for me? Exactly what is this homosexual agenda I keep hearing about? It really seems to scare the shiat out of every last one of you. Anyone?

The homosexual agenda

i.ebayimg.com
 
2012-04-19 07:48:16 PM
There was an awful rainbow once in heaven:
We know her woof, her texture; she is given
In the dull catalogue of common things.
Philosophy will clip an angel's wings.


Damn you Newton! (well Theodoric really)

/Hawaii State's football team dropped the "Rainbow" from Rainbow Warriors
//damn you gays!
 
2012-04-19 07:49:27 PM
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2012-04-19 07:52:35 PM
Tatsuma: what_now: It originated in the 1970s as a way to symbolize that the LGBT community was open to people of all races.

well, they chose poorly


I would say they chose well as most people recognize it as a gay symbol more then a Christian/Jewish one.
 
2012-04-19 07:54:31 PM
Maybe Clint might make it clearer...

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2012-04-19 07:57:26 PM
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2012-04-19 08:00:20 PM
Tatsuma: what_now: It originated in the 1970s as a way to symbolize that the LGBT community was open to people of all races.

well, they chose poorly


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Especially given that folks associate the rainbow now more with diversity or greasy kids stuff and wonder and pipedreams...

Which, given the current climate, may in fact be accurate on both counts.
 
2012-04-19 08:01:45 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-04-19 08:04:33 PM
doglover: But if you're a virgin, you can't really be gay or straight.

Umm... No.

As for your other points... Yeah, we co-opted symbols. It's what oppressed minorities tend to do. Sorry we didn't invent them all. But to be fair, we weren't the ones who started calling us gay, and I've never heard of unicorns being a gay symbol. I've heard people call unicorns gay, but I've never seen a gay guy proudly sporting a unicorn badge like he might a rainbow.
 
2012-04-19 08:07:20 PM
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2012-04-19 08:08:12 PM
doglover: But if you're a virgin, you can't really be gay or straight.

Did you know who wanted to fark before or after you started farking? If you knew before, you had a sexuality as a virgin.
 
2012-04-19 08:10:43 PM
I'll trade with you WND. I'll convice my gay friends to give you back the rainbow if you give me back Jesus. The whole fark-the-poor, let 'em starve Supply Side Jesus is really offensive to my beliefs.
 
2012-04-19 08:13:50 PM
A Dark Evil Omen: Us GLBT types are 20% cooler. You'll get over it.

::brohoof::
 
2012-04-19 08:15:28 PM
12349876: doglover: But if you're a virgin, you can't really be gay or straight.

Did you know who wanted to fark before or after you started farking? If you knew before, you had a sexuality as a virgin.


If his username is any indicator, he wanted to f*ck dogs. I don't think dogf*cking counts as losing one's virginity.
 
2012-04-19 08:18:46 PM
Seriously folks, if THIS is your biggest fear:

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then maybe you have chosen...poorly.

You know what gay folks want?

EXACTLY what everyone else wants. The right to find someone to love, to be with, want to be with, need to be with. Folks, to paraphrase Stephen King, who make houses in your heart.

They already do that. They already live their lives, but damnation, it would be easier if everyone would stop poking their noses in everyone else's business.

You know what my Grandmother called that? Rude. Rude was one of her highest sins, because it enabled all the rest. If you feel like you can be rude to folks, that means you lack respect for them, and that lack of respect leads to all the others. Respecting folks, so long as they don't hurt each other, that was her highest rule. It's sad that folks feel like they have any business poking their noses into other folks' lives.

She was a good Catholic woman. She gave up Catholicism because in the South it was damn hard to stay Catholic and still reach folks in the places she worked, so she became a Methodist, and she was a woman of deep principle. To be fair, she was sort of casually racist, as were a lot of folks, but she grew out of that while I lived with her, as my father was overseas, because she saw me playing with the kids in the neighborhood, and if my best friends were black, or brown, and I was half yellow, then it seemed kind of hard to hold onto those prejudices, and it did my heart a lot of good when she realized when she was wrong.

She taught me as much as how to be a man as my father or my Uncle Brian, because she laid the foundation. She was wasn't afraid to say, "I was wrong." And that is what is missing in today's debates on this issue. Few are willing to say, "I was wrong on this."

I am wrong on something damn near everyday. And luckily, I've got a good woman and some good friends who remind me of it, and keep me honest. We need to be able to do the same in instances of simple justice. Admitting when you're wrong, and wanting to rectify the situation isn't waffling, it isn't flip flopping, it's making a correction, and making things right. As a nation, we need to accept this far more often. Not the Romneyesque, "I have ALWAYS been for X" followed fairly soon by "I have ALWAYS been for Y." That doesn't admit the error, and it certainly offers no recompense or restitution or even an admission of being wrong. We need, as a nation, to be able to move on, and do better. On matters of race. On matters of gender equality. On matters of economic equality. On matters of sexuality. On matters of race. On matters of faith. The intransigence of trying to appear "strong" is what is hobbling us as a nation, and as a people.

Be the folks your dog thinks you are. Be THAT Awesome, and maybe we'll get through this. Until then, it's a crap shoot...
 
2012-04-19 08:19:06 PM
doglover: But if you're a virgin, you can't really be gay or straight.

No, but you CAN be viciously beaten by a group of thugs in high school because they don't want no queers around, and heard that you're queer, even if you've never had sex. Beaten so bad you can't walk and you miss half your sophomore year of HS. Beaten such that you don't have a fully operational knee nearly 2 decades later.

...

you know, you can fark off.
 
2012-04-19 08:20:47 PM
thamike: 12349876: doglover: But if you're a virgin, you can't really be gay or straight.

Did you know who wanted to fark before or after you started farking? If you knew before, you had a sexuality as a virgin.

If his username is any indicator, he wanted to f*ck dogs. I don't think dogf*cking counts as losing one's virginity.


Says you.


/wait, what?
 
2012-04-19 08:21:55 PM
Swoop1809: All I want is the ability to wear rainbow suspenders without people making wild assumptions about me!


What, that you are a huge Mork from Ork fan ?
 
2012-04-19 08:25:12 PM
Don't Troll Me Bro!: Can one of you right-wingers please answer a question for me? Exactly what is this homosexual agenda I keep hearing about? It really seems to scare the shiat out of every last one of you. Anyone?

What the gay agenda might look like.

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-04-19 08:25:50 PM
Don't Troll Me Bro!: Can one of you right-wingers please answer a question for me? Exactly what is this homosexual agenda I keep hearing about? It really seems to scare the shiat out of every last one of you. Anyone?

i.imgur.com
 
2012-04-19 08:27:46 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-04-19 08:33:27 PM
thamike: 12349876: doglover: But if you're a virgin, you can't really be gay or straight.

Did you know who wanted to fark before or after you started farking? If you knew before, you had a sexuality as a virgin.

If his username is any indicator, he wanted to f*ck dogs. I don't think dogf*cking counts as losing one's virginity.


Glover is his surname.
 
2012-04-19 08:35:48 PM
Silly Christians, everyone knows it's the bridge to Asgard.
 
2012-04-19 08:36:14 PM
Oh, and just because there's no such thing as too much Kayden & Tucky action:

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Gay agenda, fear it!
 
2012-04-19 08:36:38 PM
My daughter took on this jackwipe in HS and sent him and his prayer warriors running. The man is a real piece of fecal matter with the intellectual capacity of a small soap dish.
 
2012-04-19 08:39:31 PM
MusicMakeMyHeadPound: Glover is his surname.


He was great in The Royal Tenenbaums.
 
2012-04-19 08:39:49 PM
More gay agenda, it's everywhere!

www.afterellen.com
 
2012-04-19 08:40:23 PM
Don't worry about who someone else is farking, unless you plan on farking them, and even then only if you are invited by them, to fark them.
 
2012-04-19 08:44:30 PM
Hideously Gigantic Smurf: doglover: Hideously Gigantic Smurf: doglover: Odin is wise beyond mortal kenning and is more forgiving of certain things if they're done with good intentions by honest men.

"Good intentions"?
"Honest men"?

You have no IDEA which story in the Asgardian mythos I'm referring to, do you?

No. I missed the horse farking incident.


I do know the ones where Odin pretends to be a beggar and rewards those who help.

In other words, just as do fundamentalists of so many other faiths, you pick and choose which parts of your scripture to pay heed to... Particularly those that antagonize gays... And ignore any part that might actually make YOU look bad.


Hey Óðinn did get a kick-ass horse out of that whole mess.

Besides Loki probably enjoyed it.
 
2012-04-19 08:44:50 PM
www.musingsforadarkenedroom.com

Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection,
The homos, the fundies, and me.
 
2012-04-19 08:45:40 PM
The 'gay agenda' has been around for some time.
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Gee mom, you sure like spending time with your girlfriends.
 
2012-04-19 08:51:15 PM
I am not gay, but I feel confident that I speak for gay Americans when I say that they will gladly give up the rainbow when you give them full, equal human rights including:

1) Full marriage rights under the law. That means DOMA dies the ignominious death it deserves, and all states recognize the marriage of any two consenting adults, along with all the protections and benefits that generally go along with marriage.

2) Full familial rights under the law. If one person in the marriage adopts, the other person in the marriage is also recognized under the law as an equal parent to the child. And no state or other locality can deny the right to adopt simply because the person or couple adopting is gay. Once adoption is granted, the family is recognized as such under the law in all localities.

3) There will be no "religious" exemption for being a general dick to someone because you think he or she may be gay.

4) You stop acting as if somehow having gay people in public infringes on your rights.

You do all these thing, and you can have your rainbow back. Until then, I just want to point out that your religion has some other really FABulous symbols.
 
2012-04-19 08:51:26 PM
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2012-04-19 08:53:58 PM
He really misses 'reading rainbow.'
 
2012-04-19 09:00:53 PM
I think the rainbow needs to go back to being a symbol of diversity, and not specifically LGBT activism.

/Jesse Jackson's Rainbow Coalition frowns on the gay community's shenanigans.
 
2012-04-19 09:11:19 PM
Um, didn't the gays use the symbol because of its Christian meaning in the first place? I mean, the Abrahamic religions are the only ones that regard it as a symbol of tolerance (specifically, God's decision to tolerate human nature and not go around wiping people out at random... a sentiment that lasted only like one book before he was smiting cities again, but still, a nice thought). To everybody else it just means good (or sometimes bad) luck, which wouldn't really fit the theme of a civil rights movement.
 
2012-04-19 09:11:48 PM
hubiestubert: Seriously folks, if THIS is your biggest fear:

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then maybe you have chosen...poorly. (excellent post snipped for space)


That picture is just monumentally adorable, and knowing that some people actively try to prevent others like it from being possible makes me want to throw up on those people.
 
2012-04-19 09:25:39 PM
Yeah. You can try to take my flag... I'll cut your fat biatch azz.
 
2012-04-19 09:28:32 PM
Old enough to know better: Hey fundie boy. Odin just called. He wants his bridge back.

paganroots.com



BLOOD FOR ODIN!
 
2012-04-19 09:30:12 PM
I can't, I'm too busy trying to take back porch monkey.
 
2012-04-19 09:37:01 PM
Pincy: Everyone knows that Jesus was gay so this makes sense.

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2012-04-19 09:42:41 PM
When choosing a symbol of unity in the face of oppression, make sure it doesn't offend the oppressors.
 
2012-04-19 09:46:50 PM
I think I need a rainbow flag sticker with a Jesus fish in the middle. Except that I ride a scooter which makes road rage more than a little dangerous.
 
2012-04-19 09:54:47 PM
JerseyTim: When choosing a symbol of unity in the face of oppression, make sure it doesn't offend the oppressors.

Yeah, well, in this case the oppressors get offended about everything already. You're not going to be able to choose a symbol that doesn't offend them. Either you wind up co-opting something that they already think is theirs, like the rainbow, or you're going to have to go off and get say, pentagrams and use those. Regardless, they already have a massive persecution complex built up from years of....building up a persecution complex, so no matter what happens, they'll consider themselves under attack. That's why I think the actual symbol for gay rights should be rainbow colored pentagram with an upside down cross in the middle of that. Make that the symbol and then start merchandising the hell out of it. If they're going to be pissy little biatches about it, and they certainly have been so far, might as well go all in.
 
2012-04-19 09:58:38 PM
 
2012-04-19 10:01:23 PM
Awesome, the rest of us will take back the American flag from you fascists.
 
2012-04-19 10:04:38 PM
WI241TH: For a man that lived almost a thousand years and the only man righteous enough to get a heads up from the big guy that there was a big-ass flood coming, you would think Noah would be more important to the Christian faith. The dude gets a week to build a boat that will hold two of every animal at the age of 600 and he gets it done. Then God comes up with this elaborate message to say, "Hey, I won't be doing that again any time soon" using rainbows and has Noah's family repopulate the entire Earth. Yet all he gets are a couple of chapters in a book that started with God creating the entire world.

Job, on the other hand, has his entire life ruined by God on a bet with the Devil, and they make it into an entire book in the Bible. They probably should have switched those stories around.


Maybe if Noah would have remembered to save a couple frickin' unicorns instead of termites, Mosquitos, ticks, and hairless mole rats, he'd be getting a little more frickin' respect.
 
2012-04-19 10:23:17 PM
hubiestubert: Maybe Clint might make it clearer...

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Now buy a Chrysler!
 
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