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(NHL)   Day 9: Four good games that will have less total goals than Pennsylvania did last night. FL v. NJ @ 700ET, Bos v. Wsh @ 730ET, Phx v. Chc @ 800ET, and StL v. SJ @ 1030ET   (nhl.com) divider line 47
    More: Cool, PHX, Tomas Vokoun, Michal Neuvirth, Pennsylvania, Nicklas Backstrom, Rich Peverley, Alexander Semin, Milan Lucic  
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246 clicks; posted to Sports » on 19 Apr 2012 at 3:20 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-04-20 01:08:10 AM
2 votes:
Why not, the game's over:
i376.photobucket.com

Night everyone.
paj
2012-04-20 12:34:54 AM
2 votes:
Hey Blues bench, ya cheatin' bastards! Who do you think you are, Ryane Clowe?
2012-04-19 11:16:59 PM
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-04-19 07:19:37 PM
2 votes:
farm2.static.flickr.com

DO ANY OF YOU HAVE A GOALIE OUR SERIES CAN BORROW?
2012-04-19 03:55:11 PM
2 votes:
fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net
2012-04-20 01:05:07 AM
1 votes:
So the Sharks and Blues play again Saturday after playing on Thursday but the Kings and Canucks don't play until Sunday after playing on Wednesday. Makes perfect sense.
2012-04-20 01:04:22 AM
1 votes:
I feel like a f*cking Chargers fan. Goddamnit
2012-04-20 01:00:53 AM
1 votes:
OH LOOK IT'S GARBAGE TIME! THORNTON SHOWS UP!

I'M SHOCKED!
2012-04-20 12:50:05 AM
1 votes:
THIS IS SAN JOSE SHARKS PLAYOFF HOCKEY
2012-04-20 12:42:21 AM
1 votes:
Sweet Tebow Niemi, don't channel Nobokov!
paj
2012-04-20 12:15:04 AM
1 votes:
Still 1-0 Blooz through 40 minutes.

Also:
i.imgur.com
2012-04-20 12:11:24 AM
1 votes:
2012-04-20 12:03:07 AM
1 votes:

robsul82: WHY'D HE HAVE HIS ARM UP THEN HUH WHY'D HE HAVE HIS ARM UP BUT WHY DID HE HAVE HIS ARM UP


WHY'D HE GET BURNED ON THAT BREAKAWAY HUH? WHY'D HE GET BURNED? WHY'D HE GET BURNED?!
paj
2012-04-19 11:14:46 PM
1 votes:
So after the first it's 1-0 Blues
www.talksport.co.uk
/does that make the Sharks Barcelona?
//unlikely
2012-04-19 10:57:14 PM
1 votes:

ontariolightning: Pens, nucks, hawks, sharks all eliminated on the weekend?!


Doubt it.

As a Blues fan I'm so used to disappointment and false hope so I won't believe it will happen unless I see it.
2012-04-19 10:48:30 PM
1 votes:
I really hope my friend got tickets for Game 5 now, dammit you farker, ANSWER YOUR PHONE!
2012-04-19 10:48:06 PM
1 votes:
Wow. That was quick.

/ that's what she said
2012-04-19 10:35:55 PM
1 votes:

aquigley: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


static.guim.co.uk
2012-04-19 10:34:18 PM
1 votes:

LadyBelgara: Silvara: LadyBelgara: /salute

How goes?

Not too bad, just waiting for the Blues game. :) You?

Goes. Watching a bit of hockey before I have to attempt to sleep. Damn class.


www.masterpiecepumpkins.com

Why dont you call me sometime when you have no class?
2012-04-19 10:30:54 PM
1 votes:
img502.imageshack.us
2012-04-19 10:29:41 PM
1 votes:
BONUS HOCKEY!

i63.photobucket.com
2012-04-19 10:13:49 PM
1 votes:

eddievercetti: Why do I feel there was a missed opportunity with Sam Jackson yelling at the phone?


That needs a caption thread.
2012-04-19 10:12:32 PM
1 votes:
Holtby Holtbys the Holtby!
2012-04-19 10:02:46 PM
1 votes:

Silvara: Smiths: awww... chipmunk

Oh my god, I had totally forgotten about that.


2008: Aloe
2009: Quizno Torpedo
2010: I ferget
2011: Chipmunk

2010 was also the year Philly went to the finals.
Wonder why i can't remember.

hint: rhymes with river pamage
2012-04-19 09:55:45 PM
1 votes:

yookaloco: robertus: Smiths: Samuel L Jackson will say anything you want for a dollar.

seriously Apple gone the celeb route for Siri.

make a relationship with your phone.

it's that important.

They're the Egg McMuffin of stupid commercials.

Oh no. Not this shiat again.


Oh chipmunk!
2012-04-19 09:39:38 PM
1 votes:

tonguedepressor: Does anyone, not saying I necessarily do, but hypothetically speaking...urm,,think about the possibility of a huuge sports fix where teams play flat to allow series to go distance with sometimes a determined winner?


if Neal dies on the ice tomorrow in Pittsburgh, you get an internet
2012-04-19 09:33:18 PM
1 votes:
FLA 0-4 NJD
DEVILS WIN! 2 down, 14 to go!
Series tied 2-2.

img829.imageshack.us

AND ONE FINAL STOP TO SEAL IT!
2012-04-19 09:29:59 PM
1 votes:

FastJeff: Hmm... either my ups or monitor is trying to die.


Hey look,, I have to get through this with Seagrams so fark you.
2012-04-19 09:28:47 PM
1 votes:

Smiths: semin's shot was too sweet


That's what she said.
2012-04-19 09:23:12 PM
1 votes:
I made these, I'm gonna use em.
fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net
2012-04-19 09:20:51 PM
1 votes:
Oh man, I missed Mortal Kombat on Ice.
2012-04-19 09:19:32 PM
1 votes:

robsul82: Florida on the PP, Clarkson for charging.

2-1 Washington after 40.


Clarkson, eh? That must have been the greatest charge . . . in the world
2012-04-19 08:49:55 PM
1 votes:

Silvara: ytterbium: My husband called himself a hockey widow last night. He's a real homer, won't watch any game that isn't the Blackhawks.

The kids suffer a bit of neglec April-June, unless they watch with me. The one who doesn't actually play is the one who watches: he's a stats fanatic.

There's something wrong with a person that won't watch every game of the playoffs. It's. The. Playoffs.

I don't care who your team is, if they're in or out. You watch the playoffs in their entirety. Period.


yep. being a caps fan and a philly fan first.. you get used to your team not making it to round 2. and you REALLY get used to them not making it to the final round. and when they DO make it to the final round, you REALLY don't expect anything less than a sweep by the other team.

so yeah... you just watch cuz god dammit it's the playoffs and seriously with the way players jump around from season to season, the star of this year's playoffs could end up on your team next year... and that just makes it more interesting.

Jagr and Talbot. seriously never thought that'd be a pair i'd be going "YAY YOU TWO"

if Roy comes out of retirement to be a Philly goalie, hell will have frozen over. i never could cheer that farker. ever.

he could cure aids in my most loved family member (hypothetically, no one is an aids person thankfully), and i'd still boo him right now.

HOCKEY CHANGES A MAN

and a woman.

sometimes dogs.

cats don't care.
2012-04-19 08:47:31 PM
1 votes:
After seeing the pens-flyers gong show last night, this coyotes-hawks game is a little underwhelming.

Toews: Come on! Let 'em know you're there! Get that stick in their side, let 'em know you're there!

Kane: Put some farkin' lumber in their teeth, let 'em know you're there!

Hossa: Flvvaauughaaffgufflavvaaa, bluhhhaaaavvffttthhhhhpppbbbppptttt!!!
2012-04-19 08:46:04 PM
1 votes:

paj: fatalvenom: [i1045.photobucket.com image 600x353]

Why can't Jesus play hockey?


He's always getting nailed to the boards.
2012-04-19 07:56:40 PM
1 votes:

shadowdweller: That looked like it hurt


What do you call a ref with an extra eye? Cyclops.

// what the hell ref?
2012-04-19 07:44:07 PM
1 votes:

oh hey was showing the missus my drawing of "kneepads" in draw something. blowjob stick figures are fun

while that was happening:

i.imgur.com
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2012-04-19 07:23:57 PM
1 votes:

LineNoise: DO ANY OF YOU HAVE A GOALIE OUR SERIES CAN BORROW?


i376.photobucket.com

I think he's available but he has to do his homework first.
2012-04-19 07:18:52 PM
1 votes:

Donnchadha: I've always been partial to this one. I think it's the hips.


That... Well, that's just f*cking awesome.
2012-04-19 06:03:31 PM
1 votes:

ontariolightning: PowerSlacker: desertgeek: PowerSlacker:
What's the point of letting ice level commentators talk to coaches during games if the coaches can't speak their minds?

FTFY

Fair point. I blame Erin Andrews for starting this trend.

ive never heard of an erin andrews and CBC Hockey night in Canada has been doing that since the 50s


She's the NFL sideline reporter who...

You know what? I'm going to let you google that one yourself.
2012-04-19 06:00:26 PM
1 votes:

PowerSlacker: desertgeek: PowerSlacker:
What's the point of letting ice level commentators talk to coaches during games if the coaches can't speak their minds?

FTFY

Fair point. I blame Erin Andrews for starting this trend.


I blame Erin Andrews for her part in the Kitten Holocaust.

/What a B*tch
2012-04-19 05:58:33 PM
1 votes:

desertgeek: PowerSlacker:
What's the point of letting ice level commentators talk to coaches during games if the coaches can't speak their minds?

FTFY


Fair point. I blame Erin Andrews for starting this trend.
2012-04-19 05:48:37 PM
1 votes:

change1211: aquigley: Coach Q fined $10k. Gross.

That the same guy who defended Keith after he elbowed Daniel Sedin in the head?


after Sedin headhunted Keith just minutes prior, but of course you didn't remember that
2012-04-19 04:09:26 PM
1 votes:
i63.photobucket.com

Tonight, let's 1) get a lead and 2) hold onto it all the way through the 3rd period.

DEVILSSSSSSSSSSSSS
2012-04-19 03:50:31 PM
1 votes:
Just wanted to stop lurking long enough to let you all know that ever since last year, hockey threads have been the highlight of Fark for me. You guys all rock. Thanks.

/Go Bruins!
2012-04-19 03:45:15 PM
1 votes:
HOCKEY!
2012-04-19 03:10:18 PM
1 votes:
This is my recreation of the Torres hit on Hossa from the other night:

i171.photobucket.com
 
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