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		Day 9: Four good games that will have less total goals than Pennsylvania did last night. FL v. NJ @ 700ET, Bos v. Wsh @ 730ET, Phx v. Chc @ 800ET, and StL v. SJ @ 1030ET (nhl.com)		1254
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Smiths		2012-04-19 09:51:16 PM

soopey: That stinks. If Mrs. Soopey had a list of NHL players I'd say, "Cool. Can they get me tickets?"

Missus has begun watching games with me so long as she has her tablet.

no "ooh he's cute" peek ups yet from her, but i'd love for some of those.

totally curious what her hockey type is.

i know she called Thomas a lumberjack, and don't think that's her type for them.

ytterbium		2012-04-19 09:51:38 PM

Every save, better prospects for Holtby's future. I wonder how long he'll stay in Washington.

Smiths		2012-04-19 09:52:14 PM

there's your PP boston

FastJeff		2012-04-19 09:52:44 PM

Bruins pp.

paj		2012-04-19 09:52:48 PM

Bruins to the PP. Knuble gets two minutes to feel shame.

ytterbium		2012-04-19 09:53:00 PM

Silvara: Btw...this is the pic of Rinne that I've got as a background. Yum.

That is going into my collection.

Normally I dislike tall blondes, but he is a very welcome exception.

JT_Goalie		2012-04-19 09:53:03 PM

PP Boston....now let's see what they can do with it

soopey		2012-04-19 09:53:05 PM

That's one!(?)

paj		2012-04-19 09:53:23 PM

Hawks/Yotes back in action

robertus		2012-04-19 09:53:38 PM

Smiths: Samuel L Jackson will say anything you want for a dollar.

seriously Apple gone the celeb route for Siri.

make a relationship with your phone.

it's that important.

They're the Egg McMuffin of stupid commercials.

ThrnPhl		2012-04-19 09:53:46 PM

OK, we haven't turned the last 100 or so pp's, maybe this is the time!

yookaloco		2012-04-19 09:54:35 PM

robertus: Smiths: Samuel L Jackson will say anything you want for a dollar.

seriously Apple gone the celeb route for Siri.

make a relationship with your phone.

it's that important.

They're the Egg McMuffin of stupid commercials.

Oh no. Not this shiat again.

Primitive Screwhead		2012-04-19 09:55:03 PM

ytterbium: Every save, better prospects for Holtby's future. I wonder how long he'll stay in Washington.

Thr kid is a goddamn wall!

/f*cker

Jubeebee		2012-04-19 09:55:09 PM

Any time the Hawks want to stop turning it over in their own zone is fine by me.

Smiths		2012-04-19 09:55:23 PM

yookaloco: robertus: Smiths: Samuel L Jackson will say anything you want for a dollar.

seriously Apple gone the celeb route for Siri.

make a relationship with your phone.

it's that important.

They're the Egg McMuffin of stupid commercials.

Oh no. Not this shiat again.

awww... chipmunk

eddievercetti		2012-04-19 09:55:27 PM

robertus: They're the Egg McMuffin of stupid commercials.

Do not bring that back as well as the other commercial that shall not be named!

ytterbium		2012-04-19 09:55:31 PM

Smiths: soopey: That stinks. If Mrs. Soopey had a list of NHL players I'd say, "Cool. Can they get me tickets?"

Missus has begun watching games with me so long as she has her tablet.

no "ooh he's cute" peek ups yet from her, but i'd love for some of those.

totally curious what her hockey type is.

i know she called Thomas a lumberjack, and don't think that's her type for them.

Well, where is she? Would that be weird for her to be in this thread too?

Primitive Screwhead		2012-04-19 09:55:45 PM

Silvara		2012-04-19 09:55:54 PM

ytterbium: That is going into my collection.

Normally I dislike tall blondes, but he is a very welcome exception.

Hehe...ah, I like tall blondes :) He is almost one of those where it's like, wait, how did you end up in hockey?

FiendishFellow05		2012-04-19 09:56:04 PM

Hallelujah! Finally, a penalty for the Caps! Now, if only we can get a goal out of it...

expobill		2012-04-19 09:56:23 PM

RminusQ:

[img829.imageshack.us image 640x548]

meh, that N Korea goaltender Pat Rik Soy is better goaltender.

Primitive Screwhead		2012-04-19 09:56:24 PM

Smiths: yookaloco: robertus: Smiths: Samuel L Jackson will say anything you want for a dollar.

seriously Apple gone the celeb route for Siri.

make a relationship with your phone.

it's that important.

They're the Egg McMuffin of stupid commercials.

Oh no. Not this shiat again.

awww... chipmunk

ok that's f'n scary!

FastJeff		2012-04-19 09:56:25 PM

You got to have stones to jump in front of a chara slapshot

tonguedepressor		2012-04-19 09:56:39 PM

Bruins are to a power play like a beaver is to a _____?

soopey		2012-04-19 09:57:02 PM

Smiths: awww... chipmunk

28.media.tumblr.com

markyp09		2012-04-19 09:57:03 PM

Goddammit Kane. Just pass or shoot. Stop trying to stick handle through 2 or 3 guys.

robsul82		2012-04-19 09:57:47 PM

H-PATTZ SAYS NO

Smiths		2012-04-19 09:57:58 PM

ytterbium: Smiths: soopey: That stinks. If Mrs. Soopey had a list of NHL players I'd say, "Cool. Can they get me tickets?"

Missus has begun watching games with me so long as she has her tablet.

no "ooh he's cute" peek ups yet from her, but i'd love for some of those.

totally curious what her hockey type is.

i know she called Thomas a lumberjack, and don't think that's her type for them.

Well, where is she? Would that be weird for her to be in this thread too?

she a non-farker.

closest she came to it was during my more recent ban where i was threatened by a mod with a perma-ban because ... well i can give you details via EIP.

she was not happy with how the site was behaving toward me :)

but that's it for her.

currently she's to my left, with angry birds.

ytterbium		2012-04-19 09:58:02 PM

markyp09: Goddammit Kane. Just pass or shoot. Stop trying to stick handle through 2 or 3 guys.

Good lord this, it has really harmed the Hawks' game.

ontariolightning		2012-04-19 09:58:29 PM

No love for Patrick Roy?

caira		2012-04-19 09:58:32 PM

FastJeff: You got to have stones to jump in front of a chara slapshot

I do wonder -- do B's practice guernseys have targets painted on them? I suppose the cartwheel logo's close enough . . .

/Hey, wow, I'm up and there're still east coast games on
//The NHL has an Eastern Conference?

yookaloco		2012-04-19 09:58:42 PM

Primitive Screwhead:
Oh chipmunk!

i0.kym-cdn.com

Smiths		2012-04-19 09:58:45 PM

Primitive Screwhead: Smiths: yookaloco: robertus: Smiths: Samuel L Jackson will say anything you want for a dollar.

seriously Apple gone the celeb route for Siri.

make a relationship with your phone.

it's that important.

They're the Egg McMuffin of stupid commercials.

Oh no. Not this shiat again.

awww... chipmunk

ok that's f'n scary!

i still won, loser.

you're the McGriddle of posters

FastJeff		2012-04-19 09:58:54 PM

tonguedepressor: Bruins are to a power play like a beaver is to a _____?

an asshole, right here *points to elbow*

robertus		2012-04-19 09:59:06 PM

yookaloco: Oh no. Not this shiat again.

eddievercetti: Do not bring that back as well as the other commercial that shall not be named!

I don't know what y'all mean by "back," it's been every third commercial during the Caps/Bruins game on Comcast Sports Network.

/Goddamn, I hate listening to Laughlin.

ununcle		2012-04-19 09:59:17 PM

Silvara: Yeah, guess I did. Probably would have helped if you had made any sense at all you twunt.

Sorry I don't get to watch the game. I'm grumpy. No offence.

RminusQ		2012-04-19 09:59:21 PM

That's a great zoom in on Corvo. "What the fark I gotta do to get a goal tonight?"

Silvara		2012-04-19 09:59:31 PM

Smiths: awww... chipmunk

Oh my god, I had totally forgotten about that.

soopey		2012-04-19 09:59:35 PM

Smiths: currently she's to my left, with angry birds.

Uhh.. Tell her Fark says "Hi!"

ThrnPhl		2012-04-19 09:59:43 PM

Death metal time to try and funnel some hatred and anger.

eddievercetti		2012-04-19 10:00:43 PM

robertus: I don't know what y'all mean by "back," it's been every third commercial during the Caps/Bruins game on Comcast Sports Network.

That commercial plagued the football threads along with with the terrible Southwest commercials.

caira		2012-04-19 10:00:53 PM

ThrnPhl: Death metal time to try and funnel some hatred and anger.

That's the nice part about this round, pretty much every team bar the Devils and the Cats have some kind of legit grievance against the other.

shadowdweller		2012-04-19 10:01:22 PM

Goddamn Holtby, give one up!

Silvara		2012-04-19 10:01:31 PM

ontariolightning: No love for Patrick Roy?

I think he's awesome. It'd be amazing if they could get him to coach or GM the Habs.

JRose		2012-04-19 10:01:32 PM

Jubeebee: Any time the Hawks want to stop turning it over in their own zone is fine by me.

Strange, I'm thinking the same thing about the 'Yotes. I keep yelling at them for passing the puck to the Hawks.

Gunny Highway		2012-04-19 10:01:32 PM

Too many LIMES at the Caps arena!

Really Sheamus' theme, PA Guy?

Silvara		2012-04-19 10:02:06 PM

eddievercetti: That commercial plagued the football threads along with with the terrible Southwest commercials.

Oh, it plagued last year's playoff threads too.