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(Fox News)   Bollywood actress beheaded by two fellow actors, no word on whether their alibi is the same old song and dance   (foxnews.com) divider line 179
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2012-04-19 05:22:18 PM  

SuperNinjaToad: Average Indian women over 50


FTFY
 
2012-04-19 05:22:28 PM  

SuperNinjaToad: mongbiohazard: Sapper_Topo: Damn shame GIS turns up this

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She was HOT!


Maybe I'm biased because of my first crush being an Indian girl from my neighborhood.... but I think when Indian women are hot they are ridiculously, scorchingly, unfairly hot. Like this one was.

A sad story and a huge waste of a human being, even if she hadn't been hot. What a shame that two farkheads would murder someone for no good reason. Even after they had gotten what they were demanding they still murdered her. Scumbags.

Generally speaking I don;t find Indian women attractive although I'm sure there are exceptions ike this murdered actress.

Average Indian women
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At least they are not overweight though like the typical average american women.


They age much better then our women. Heck, most of ours don't live long enough to become old.
 
2012-04-19 05:23:56 PM  
So, did they force her to make porn?
 
2012-04-19 05:24:36 PM  

J. Frank Parnell: SuperNinjaToad: Average Indian women over 50

FTFY


Nope. Those are all 20 yr olds.
 
2012-04-19 05:25:58 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: NutznGum: Aishwarya Rai

mongbiohazard: Look up Aishwarya Rai and prepare to kill some kittens.

imontheinternet: Aishwarya Rai.

ok ok ok. I now understand I'm the only one who didnt know


You might also like Priyanka Chopra.
 
2012-04-19 05:26:48 PM  

Atomic Spunk: spentmiles: I worked as a dance choreographer in Bollywood for several years. The god's honest truth is that not a single one of them can dance. You know the hot chicks that they put up front that look like they can dance? Well, they can't. On the dancing ability scale, it goes Africans > Whites > Asians > Indians. It sucked working over there because you had to stop the camera every five seconds and teach the entire group the next move, which may just consist of putting your hand over your head and waving it. And the damn dance numbers go on like this for ten, fifteen minutes in real time. It took weeks to film those things. I would've much rather worked with the animals.

So they deserve to be decapitated because they're horrible dancers? Is that your point?


i190.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-19 05:26:48 PM  

david_gaithersburg:
They age much better then our women. Heck, most of ours don't live long enough to become old.


Of course, neither did this chick.
 
2012-04-19 05:29:31 PM  
My boss is a seriously hawt East Indian.

After a weekend in a hotel with her I'd behead her too.



Actually, 35 minutes would do it.
 
2012-04-19 05:30:20 PM  

Fano: A local reporter has a report from an eyewitness that says she fell like a penny whirligig. Also that these junglis crucified him for three days, but he didn't die. Then he revealed the head they'd let him take back, and shuffled off.


Man-Who-Would-Be-King-Bonus for you, Sahib.
 
2012-04-19 05:31:16 PM  

namatad: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Bollywood Actress may be my new favorite GIS
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I dont know who she is but i want her

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and I am spent


Those blue eyes suggest a Redcoat may have given her great-great grandmother the old British Raj abit of the old Rogering, what?!
 
2012-04-19 05:31:39 PM  
Some of those Indian women may be hot, but most of them still smell strongly of Indian spices (curry, tumeric, etc.)

/ I like curry in food, not when chowing down on a box lunch...
 
2012-04-19 05:31:52 PM  
As an American married to an Indian, I am not getting a kick out of some of these replies.

/Yeah, I know, I know, welcometofark.jpg and all that
//Damn, yeah she was hot.
 
2012-04-19 05:32:39 PM  
myiconcolchester.com
 
2012-04-19 05:34:59 PM  

dallylamma: namatad: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Bollywood Actress may be my new favorite GIS
[img94.imageshack.us image 350x318]

I dont know who she is but i want her

[metechno.files.wordpress.com image 640x480]

and I am spent

Those blue eyes suggest a Redcoat may have given her great-great grandmother the old British Raj abit of the old Rogering, what?!


That or she bought colored contacts.
 
2012-04-19 05:36:21 PM  
Wow, Fox got the numbers terribly wrong. They apparently asked for $28,000, and the mother only gave them $1,000. Source

That's so farked up though
 
2012-04-19 05:38:23 PM  

mongbiohazard: dallylamma: namatad: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Bollywood Actress may be my new favorite GIS
[img94.imageshack.us image 350x318]

I dont know who she is but i want her

[metechno.files.wordpress.com image 640x480]

and I am spent

Those blue eyes suggest a Redcoat may have given her great-great grandmother the old British Raj abit of the old Rogering, what?!

That or she bought colored contacts.


You know what...I just reread what I typed there...and I gave myself the wtfamIreading.jpeg vibe.
 
2012-04-19 05:39:36 PM  
them's hazel eyes

don't seem to be that rare in them paler Indians

people there run the full range of skin shades, and not because of any Tommy or Dick and Harry injecting their pasty genes into the pool
 
2012-04-19 05:42:02 PM  

mahuika: Wow, Fox got the numbers terribly wrong. They apparently asked for $28,000, and the mother only gave them $1,000. Source


what part of her only cost $1000?

obviously not the gwyneth paltrow special
 
2012-04-19 05:42:48 PM  

mahuika: Wow, Fox got the numbers terribly wrong. They apparently asked for $28,000, and the mother only gave them $1,000. Source

That's so farked up though


I don't lakh that at all.
 
2012-04-19 05:46:42 PM  
Soooo... their Muslims ?
 
2012-04-19 05:47:44 PM  

david_gaithersburg: They age much better then our women. Heck, most of ours don't live long enough to become old.


I think you must be smoking something (and I'd like a hit).

In my experience, young Indian women are among the hottest on the planet, but when they get older they go one of two ways: either bloated up and distressingly hairy, or they shrivel up into tiny ambulatory mummies.
 
2012-04-19 05:49:04 PM  

Atomic Spunk: spentmiles: I worked as a dance choreographer in Bollywood for several years. The god's honest truth is that not a single one of them can dance. You know the hot chicks that they put up front that look like they can dance? Well, they can't. On the dancing ability scale, it goes Africans > Whites > Asians > Indians. It sucked working over there because you had to stop the camera every five seconds and teach the entire group the next move, which may just consist of putting your hand over your head and waving it. And the damn dance numbers go on like this for ten, fifteen minutes in real time. It took weeks to film those things. I would've much rather worked with the animals.

So they deserve to be decapitated because they're horrible dancers? Is that your point?


You've been here for 8 years and still expect people to have a point?
 
2012-04-19 05:49:12 PM  

albatros183: Soooo... their Muslims ?


No, i think they're your Muslims.
 
2012-04-19 05:52:20 PM  
"J. Frank Parnell Smartest Funniest
2012-04-19 05:49:12 PM

albatros183: Soooo... their Muslims ?

No, i think they're your Muslims."

So you got nothing, try again

/Already have 72 of them
 
2012-04-19 05:53:36 PM  

Some 'Splainin' To Do: david_gaithersburg: They age much better then our women. Heck, most of ours don't live long enough to become old.

I think you must be smoking something (and I'd like a hit).

In my experience, young Indian women are among the hottest on the planet, but when they get older they go one of two ways: either bloated up and distressingly hairy, or they shrivel up into tiny ambulatory mummies.


Swallowed my toothpick, would LOL again.
 
2012-04-19 05:58:31 PM  

smimmy: I understand potable water is a rarity over there but you'd think they'd at least glom onto the concept of antiperspirant.


I watch a lot of Indian TV and an awful lot of the commercials are for antiperspirant or water purifiers. Honestly though, most of the commercials are so totally bizarre I have no idea what they're for.

There was a very awesome one for chocolate flavoured condoms.

But I'll never, ever erase this one from my mind. (pops)
 
2012-04-19 05:58:41 PM  
icdn1.indiaglitz.com

You might say

www.learn-malayalam.com

She lost her head!

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YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
 
2012-04-19 05:59:40 PM  
FTA: Thapar, 26, appeared in an Indian horror film in 2011, where she met her alleged killers, actors Amit Jaiswal and Preeti Surin, the report says.

So they were re-making Se7en?
 
2012-04-19 06:00:27 PM  
Like the Russian/Eastern European women who turn into potato sacks after 35?
 
2012-04-19 06:02:57 PM  
Sounds like a case..

global.fncstatic.com


...Of Agra-vated assault.
 
2012-04-19 06:04:47 PM  
Bollywood is quickly catching up to the US in terms of their business practices. In fact, it has become a very cut-throat business where one has to do what they can to get ahead.
 
2012-04-19 06:08:12 PM  

garkola: Like the Russian/Eastern European women who turn into potato sacks after 35?


You are what you eat.
 
2012-04-19 06:12:45 PM  
eepapapee: Possible third party wanted for questioning:

how can she slap?!
 
2012-04-19 06:13:14 PM  

Hassan Ben Sobr: Sounds like a case..

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...Of Agra-vated assault.


i512.photobucket.com

"Excellent."
 
2012-04-19 06:14:04 PM  
struckbyenlightning.files.wordpress.com

What a shame.
 
2012-04-19 06:15:13 PM  

dallylamma: namatad: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Bollywood Actress may be my new favorite GIS
[img94.imageshack.us image 350x318]

I dont know who she is but i want her

[metechno.files.wordpress.com image 640x480]

and I am spent

Those blue eyes suggest a Redcoat may have given her great-great grandmother the old British Raj abit of the old Rogering, what?!


Lots of people in that region are blue eyed, and insane. And not necessarily by getting ancestrally rogered.
 
2012-04-19 06:16:37 PM  

albatros183: "J. Frank Parnell Smartest Funniest
2012-04-19 05:49:12 PM

albatros183: Soooo... their Muslims ?

No, i think they're your Muslims.

So you got nothing, try again


Ok, how about: if you're going to be prejudiced to others, at least try not to make yourself look retarded. Kind of counterproductive to your cause.

/good enough?
 
2012-04-19 06:19:31 PM  

mongbiohazard: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Bollywood Actress may be my new favorite GIS
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Aishwarya Rai


She has a bit of a young Kirsti Alley look in some of the GIS I got, good but a little Jenny Craig worrisome.
 
2012-04-19 06:25:16 PM  
I fell so sari about this. That really is samosa terrible way to go.
 
2012-04-19 06:25:56 PM  

mongbiohazard: Sapper_Topo: Damn shame GIS turns up this

[imggaleri.hurriyet.com.tr image 400x250]

She was HOT!


Maybe I'm biased because of my first crush being an Indian girl from my neighborhood.... but I think when Indian women are hot they are ridiculously, scorchingly, unfairly hot. Like this one was.

A sad story and a huge waste of a human being, even if she hadn't been hot. What a shame that two farkheads would murder someone for no good reason. Even after they had gotten what they were demanding they still murdered her. Scumbags.


It sounds like you were not paying attention when Mexican kidnappings (for ransom) were in the media (still quite prevalent by the way). It is best to kill the hostage after receiving the first payment. You likely wont get anymore money, and your chances of getting away drop significantly if you don't kill the hostage.
 
2012-04-19 06:27:14 PM  

garkola: Like the Russian/Eastern European women who turn into potato sacks after 35?


Oh man. I spent a month in Prague, and oh those women. At least the ones under 30, 35-ish, anyway. I fell in love about 15 times a day on the subway. They wouldn't have had a damn thing to do with me, but it didn't stop me cursing myself for getting engaged *before* I did my study abroad thing. But you're right, the aging process for them seems to be like a rubber band. They're gorgeous until it snaps and then BOOM forget about it.
 
2012-04-19 06:30:19 PM  

J. Frank Parnell: albatros183: "J. Frank Parnell Smartest Funniest
2012-04-19 05:49:12 PM

albatros183: Soooo... their Muslims ?

No, i think they're your Muslims.

So you got nothing, try again

Ok, how about: if you're going to be prejudiced to others, at least try not to make yourself look retarded. Kind of counterproductive to your cause.

/good enough?


Either your counter trolling or not either way I can't even

/Bahaahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
 
2012-04-19 06:39:25 PM  
What kind of ash hole would destroy a work of art like her?
 
2012-04-19 06:39:52 PM  

albatros183: J. Frank Parnell: albatros183: "J. Frank Parnell Smartest Funniest
2012-04-19 05:49:12 PM

albatros183: Soooo... their Muslims ?

No, i think they're your Muslims.

So you got nothing, try again

Ok, how about: if you're going to be prejudiced to others, at least try not to make yourself look retarded. Kind of counterproductive to your cause.

/good enough?

Either your counter trolling or not either way I can't even

/Bahaahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


Yule never no.
 
2012-04-19 06:42:37 PM  
Wut?

Grrrrr.
 
2012-04-19 06:52:07 PM  
I clicked on the link looking for a picture of the lady only to see the same shiat you guys/ladies saw, a farking building. Jeez, at least they had a link to the Telegraph with enough of a picture that you could get an idea and a name to GIS. Reporting has become a joke, between the misspelled words in EVERY article to the stupid random pictures they post. Articles directly from the AP are even worse, no pictures at all (except for the ads). There was a link on Drudge the other day to a story about Harley clubs in Cuba the other day talking about how all of the bikes were pre 1960 and kept running by ingenuity. NO ONE FARKING PICTURE, thanks AP. From the Telegraph:

Meenakshi Thapar, 26, who had appeared in the Indian horror film 404 last year, met the two aspiring actors who allegedly later killed her on the set of her latest film, Heroine.

/tl:dr Reporters suck these days.
 
2012-04-19 06:54:14 PM  
Sorry for the unreadable sentence regarding the Harley's in Cuba. Maybe I should post stories for the news...
 
2012-04-19 07:01:55 PM  
I think if you torture someone if convicted you should be given the same punishment, but worst.
 
2012-04-19 07:02:33 PM  

macadamnut: albatros183: J. Frank Parnell: albatros183: "J. Frank Parnell Smartest Funniest
2012-04-19 05:49:12 PM

albatros183: Soooo... their Muslims ?

No, i think they're your Muslims.

So you got nothing, try again

Ok, how about: if you're going to be prejudiced to others, at least try not to make yourself look retarded. Kind of counterproductive to your cause.

/good enough?

Either your counter trolling or not either way I can't even

/Bahaahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Yule never no.


Matters not serious or not it's been the most response I've gotten off fark for months so

BAHAHGAGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
 
2012-04-19 07:04:28 PM  

Sapper_Topo: Damn shame GIS turns up this

[imggaleri.hurriyet.com.tr image 400x250]

She was HOT!


That is a god damn shame right there.
 
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