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(Fox News)   Bollywood actress beheaded by two fellow actors, no word on whether their alibi is the same old song and dance   (foxnews.com) divider line 179
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2012-04-19 03:23:14 PM  
Open says ME!
 
2012-04-19 03:29:35 PM  
Damn shame GIS turns up this

imggaleri.hurriyet.com.tr

She was HOT!
 
2012-04-19 03:29:52 PM  
Article includes, for your reference, a picture of what a large building in India might look like.
 
2012-04-19 04:04:48 PM  

Osomatic: Article includes, for your reference, a picture of what a large building in India might look like.


The first thing I thought was, "Everyone knows where India is, show the picture of the actress dammit"
 
2012-04-19 04:05:27 PM  
they killed her for 50k?
they should have called me, I'd have taken out a mortgage and bought her from them.
 
2012-04-19 04:06:31 PM  

Sapper_Topo: Damn shame GIS turns up this

[imggaleri.hurriyet.com.tr image 400x250]

She was HOT!


I heard she loved to give head
 
2012-04-19 04:06:32 PM  
they go through all that effort and then get busted using her cell phone?
 
2012-04-19 04:06:55 PM  
Is it in yet?
Preeti Surin.
 
2012-04-19 04:07:09 PM  
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! She was hawt! Heads will roll, my red-dot friends. Heads will roll.
 
2012-04-19 04:09:20 PM  
 
2012-04-19 04:11:00 PM  

Sapper_Topo: Damn shame GIS turns up this

imggaleri.hurriyet.com.tr

She was HOT!


Now with more focus!

www.nationalturk.com
 
2012-04-19 04:11:21 PM  
[pours out a Heineken while doing jazz hands]
 
2012-04-19 04:11:22 PM  

Osomatic: Article includes, for your reference, a picture of what a large building in India might look like.


Without a picture of the Taj Mahal, the Fox News readers won't understand the whole "India" thing. The article is written for people whose knowledge of geography can fit onto a charm bracelet.
 
2012-04-19 04:11:32 PM  

Sapper_Topo: Damn shame GIS turns up this

[imggaleri.hurriyet.com.tr image 400x250]

She was HOT!



Maybe I'm biased because of my first crush being an Indian girl from my neighborhood.... but I think when Indian women are hot they are ridiculously, scorchingly, unfairly hot. Like this one was.

A sad story and a huge waste of a human being, even if she hadn't been hot. What a shame that two farkheads would murder someone for no good reason. Even after they had gotten what they were demanding they still murdered her. Scumbags.
 
2012-04-19 04:11:40 PM  
this story defies credulity ... they killed her even though the ransom was being paid? they only asked for 50,000? they held on to her cell phone while traveling back? they beheaded her for no apparent reason?

what the hell? this is the worst kidnap/extortion attempt ever. they botched it along every possible dimension.
 
2012-04-19 04:11:51 PM  

Osomatic: Article includes, for your reference, a picture of what a large building in India might look like.


Yeah, thanks. Came here to say "What the fark does the Taj Mahal have to do with it? They were in Mumbai. Oh, Fox News. Never mind."

images.indiascanner.com

Also, I would hit that so hard her head would come back off.
 
2012-04-19 04:11:52 PM  
...while threatening to make Thapar star in pornography, the report says.

They didn't follow through? Story just became twice as tragic.
 
2012-04-19 04:12:28 PM  
I suppose at this point that they way she was beheaded is pretty much a naan-issue.
 
2012-04-19 04:12:31 PM  
i.imgur.com

Use more peaceful means to force actresses to do pr0n.
 
2012-04-19 04:13:09 PM  

december: what the hell? this is the worst kidnap/extortion attempt ever. they botched it along every possible dimension.


Maybe they should have phoned Support for help...
 
2012-04-19 04:13:34 PM  
I would let her give me head
 
2012-04-19 04:13:57 PM  
Clearly she was a vampire. Non story here.
 
2012-04-19 04:14:05 PM  

EighthundredmillionthFarker: I suppose at this point that they way she was beheaded is pretty much a naan-issue.


Maybe there bellies were too full of the jack-fruit..
 
2012-04-19 04:14:21 PM  
Wasn't this an episode of Psych?
 
2012-04-19 04:15:02 PM  
Kind of hard to dance off that sort of thing...
 
2012-04-19 04:15:05 PM  
I worked as a dance choreographer in Bollywood for several years. The god's honest truth is that not a single one of them can dance. You know the hot chicks that they put up front that look like they can dance? Well, they can't. On the dancing ability scale, it goes Africans > Whites > Asians > Indians. It sucked working over there because you had to stop the camera every five seconds and teach the entire group the next move, which may just consist of putting your hand over your head and waving it. And the damn dance numbers go on like this for ten, fifteen minutes in real time. It took weeks to film those things. I would've much rather worked with the animals.
 
2012-04-19 04:15:21 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com

Woah, mama. Wait till the Indians get a loada me!
 
2012-04-19 04:15:37 PM  
Maybe now people will stop complaining about TSA checking up on Bollywood actors.
 
2012-04-19 04:15:52 PM  

EighthundredmillionthFarker: I suppose at this point that they way she was beheaded is pretty much a naan-issue.


You'll not curry much favour that way son.


/Breaks into spontaneous wailing and gnashing of teeth number.
//Also has a sadz
///Also has a sadz I do not have an appropriate t-shirt design to flog for such an occasion.
////I keed. Just a little.
 
2012-04-19 04:17:09 PM  
See, this is exactly why I refuse to negotiate with terrorists.
 
2012-04-19 04:18:01 PM  

ObscureNameHere: EighthundredmillionthFarker: I suppose at this point that they way she was beheaded is pretty much a naan-issue.

Maybe there bellies were too full of the jack-fruit..


Such dahl humor.
 
2012-04-19 04:18:01 PM  
Fox India's equivalent article

media-3.web.britannica.com

In New York city today, an actress went missing...
 
2012-04-19 04:18:01 PM  

spentmiles: I worked as a dance choreographer in Bollywood for several years. The god's honest truth is that not a single one of them can dance. You know the hot chicks that they put up front that look like they can dance? Well, they can't. On the dancing ability scale, it goes Africans > Whites > Asians > Indians. It sucked working over there because you had to stop the camera every five seconds and teach the entire group the next move, which may just consist of putting your hand over your head and waving it. And the damn dance numbers go on like this for ten, fifteen minutes in real time. It took weeks to film those things. I would've much rather worked with the animals.


So they deserve to be decapitated because they're horrible dancers? Is that your point?
 
2012-04-19 04:18:11 PM  
Can I have a piece of her?
 
2012-04-19 04:18:42 PM  

Wellon Dowd: Sapper_Topo: Damn shame GIS turns up this

[imggaleri.hurriyet.com.tr image 400x250]

She was HOT!

Now with more focus!

[www.nationalturk.com image 299x224]


Enhance. Enhance.
 
2012-04-19 04:19:38 PM  

traylor: Can I have a piece of her?


Some of her is in the water tank.
 
2012-04-19 04:20:46 PM  
Then there was a massive song and dance number.
 
2012-04-19 04:23:10 PM  
US dollars or rupies?
/ not that I expect Fox to give accurate details.
 
2012-04-19 04:24:20 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-04-19 04:24:32 PM  

Sapper_Topo: Damn shame GIS turns up this


i44.tinypic.com

I got a different result from a GIS
 
2012-04-19 04:25:54 PM  
Entertainment Industry of Peace...more like Pieces.
 
2012-04-19 04:26:01 PM  
I like where this thread beheaded.
 
2012-04-19 04:26:40 PM  

ShamWowofDamocles: [i.imgur.com image 300x300]


img.chan4chan.com
 
2012-04-19 04:28:52 PM  
Ashok ing..
 
2012-04-19 04:30:17 PM  
mongbiohazard: A sad story and a huge waste of a human being, even if she hadn't been hot.

You have to admit that it's a much greater tragedy because she was hot.
 
2012-04-19 04:30:49 PM  
She was a great actress as well as a great beauty. Her turn as Mary Ann in the Bollywood remake of Gilligan's Island made me say Dawn who?

www.nationalturk.com
 
2012-04-19 04:32:58 PM  
God bless the inventor or the choli top.
 
2012-04-19 04:33:25 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Sapper_Topo: Damn shame GIS turns up this


[i44.tinypic.com image 350x262]

I got a different result from a GIS


Holy crap, you've had me cracking up at work.
 
2012-04-19 04:33:38 PM  

TheShavingofOccam123: [pours out a Heineken while doing jazz hands]


Light bulbs and door knobs.
 
2012-04-19 04:35:27 PM  
spentmiles

you're life experience is amazing. From managing an Olive Garden to working in Bollywood. nice.


; )
 
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