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(Vanity Fair)   Mitt Romney fires the first shot in the Great War on Cookies   (vanityfair.com) divider line 192
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2012-04-19 11:57:01 AM  
Maybe now we can stop talking about dogs?
 
2012-04-19 12:25:16 PM  
Does he think before he speaks?
 
2012-04-19 12:29:15 PM  

James!: Does he think before he speaks?


Nope.
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2012-04-19 12:34:56 PM  
Dammit, Rmoney's wife works hard getting the maid to bake homemade cookies. Why should he have to eat serf food?
 
2012-04-19 12:52:15 PM  
The man is just so god-damned unlikeable. I don't understand how he's going to be running for president. Being the least crazy liar is not appealing.
 
2012-04-19 12:53:19 PM  
why does mitt romeny hate small business?
 
2012-04-19 01:02:31 PM  

James!: Does he think before he speaks?


It's more of a neural-net process.
 
2012-04-19 01:03:14 PM  
Also, I love how the Romneybot meme has reached Vanity Fair
 
2012-04-19 01:09:16 PM  
Remember how republicans hate elitists?
 
2012-04-19 02:07:29 PM  
Does Bain Capital own 7-eleven?

"Actually, Mitt Romney got it right," 7-Eleven spokeswoman Margaret Chabris told the Journal. "There are bakeries dedicated to making cookies every day for our 5,500 stores."

No scandal. Just more proof that he doesn't get it.
 
2012-04-19 02:11:47 PM  
"Those are some fancy raincoats you got there. Really sprung for the big bucks."
 
2012-04-19 02:19:48 PM  

Nadie_AZ: "Actually, Mitt Romney got it right," 7-Eleven spokeswoman Margaret Chabris told the Journal. "There are bakeries dedicated to making cookies every day for our 5,500 stores."

No scandal. Just more proof that he doesn't get it.


Holy crap. That may be a new definition of missing the point.
 
2012-04-19 02:42:58 PM  
"you mean your personal chef didn't bake them for you? no thank you!"
 
2012-04-19 02:54:26 PM  
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2012-04-19 03:01:32 PM  
Bethel Bakery makes some damned fine cookies. Mitt may have just lost the swing suburbs of Western PA, and therefore all of PA.
 
2012-04-19 03:07:15 PM  
Mitt Romney may have to go into Sarah Palin 2008 levels of lockdown if he continues saying crap like this.
 
2012-04-19 03:14:27 PM  
He's making John Kerry look smooth.
 
2012-04-19 03:23:34 PM  

James!: Does he think before he speaks?


Definitely not. Rich people don't have to. They pay people to think for them.
 
2012-04-19 03:31:56 PM  
If you're on the campaign trail and someone offers you a cookie you take it.

What you don't do under any circumstances is insult the person who offered it to you. YOU ARE SURROUNDED BY REPORTERS!
 
2012-04-19 03:40:24 PM  

James!: YOU ARE SURROUNDED BY REPORTERS!


it might get reported by vanity fair, but none of the mainstream media will dare speak ill of romney.
 
2012-04-19 03:47:28 PM  

FlashHarry: James!: YOU ARE SURROUNDED BY REPORTERS!

it might get reported by vanity fair, but none of the mainstream media will dare speak ill of romney.


Wall Street Journal

CNN

Pittsburgh Post Gazette


RRoll
 
2012-04-19 03:48:30 PM  
Oh god, I can't wait till someone hands him a baby and he drops it.
 
2012-04-19 03:51:38 PM  

what_now: Oh god, I can't wait till someone hands him a baby and he drops it.


Did you get this baby at 7-11?
 
2012-04-19 03:58:42 PM  

James!: what_now: Oh god, I can't wait till someone hands him a baby and he drops it.

Did you get this baby at 7-11?


My god, this baby doesn't have a silver spoon! How does it live?
 
2012-04-19 04:01:55 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: James!: what_now: Oh god, I can't wait till someone hands him a baby and he drops it.

Did you get this baby at 7-11?

My god, this baby doesn't have a silver spoon! How does it live?


Is this jumper from the Gap? Do you want me to get hives!?
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2012-04-19 04:02:52 PM  

what_now: Oh god, I can't wait till someone hands him a baby and he drops it.


Or ties it to the roof of a car.
 
2012-04-19 04:05:50 PM  

James!: cameroncrazy1984: James!: what_now: Oh god, I can't wait till someone hands him a baby and he drops it.

Did you get this baby at 7-11?

My god, this baby doesn't have a silver spoon! How does it live?

Is this jumper from the Gap? Do you want me to get hives!?


Why doesn't this baby have a trust fund?
 
2012-04-19 04:08:14 PM  

what_now: James!: cameroncrazy1984: James!: what_now: Oh god, I can't wait till someone hands him a baby and he drops it.

Did you get this baby at 7-11?

My god, this baby doesn't have a silver spoon! How does it live?

Is this jumper from the Gap? Do you want me to get hives!?

Why doesn't this baby have a trust fund?


I'm sure Ann will be happy to heft your offspring. I am not good with human children.
 
2012-04-19 04:13:32 PM  

James!: what_now: James!: cameroncrazy1984: James!: what_now: Oh god, I can't wait till someone hands him a baby and he drops it.

Did you get this baby at 7-11?

My god, this baby doesn't have a silver spoon! How does it live?

Is this jumper from the Gap? Do you want me to get hives!?

Why doesn't this baby have a trust fund?

I'm sure Ann will be happy to heft your offspring. I am not good with human children.


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2012-04-19 04:20:26 PM  
Mmm... this infant weighs 16 pounds and 4 ounces. It will no doubt grow to be a healthy male with many prospective mating partners.

Have we ever actually seen Mitt consume human food?
 
2012-04-19 04:22:17 PM  

James!: If you're on the campaign trail and someone offers you a cookie you take it.


Well, maybe not if the Secret Service detail freak out.

But given how Kerry got in trouble for his cheesesteak order in Philly, you'd think an experienced politician like Rmoney would avoid that sort of mistake with food. Maybe the old pod-person was wilting and had to be replaced by the new one?
 
2012-04-19 04:25:07 PM  
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James!: Mmm... this infant weighs 16 pounds and 4 ounces. It will no doubt grow to be a healthy male with many prospective mating partners.

 
2012-04-19 04:26:49 PM  

James!: Have we ever actually seen Mitt consume human food?


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"Pork chops are reminiscent of human flesh..."


/cheap shot
 
2012-04-19 04:31:35 PM  

abb3w: James!: If you're on the campaign trail and someone offers you a cookie you take it.

Well, maybe not if the Secret Service detail freak out.

But given how Kerry got in trouble for his cheesesteak order in Philly, you'd think an experienced politician like Rmoney would avoid that sort of mistake with food. Maybe the old pod-person was wilting and had to be replaced by the new one?


You don't have to eat it, just take the thing.
 
2012-04-19 04:37:01 PM  
I'm a real cookie snob. The only store cookies I"ll eat are Oreos, because I can't replicate those at home. I kind of agree with Mitt on this one.

On the other hand, if I was running for POTUS, I'd smile, take the cookie, nom it, and then say how farking tasty it was. And I'm pretty sure that's the point of the article.
 
2012-04-19 04:39:43 PM  

what_now: James!: cameroncrazy1984: James!: what_now: Oh god, I can't wait till someone hands him a baby and he drops it.

Did you get this baby at 7-11?

My god, this baby doesn't have a silver spoon! How does it live?

Is this jumper from the Gap? Do you want me to get hives!?

Why doesn't this baby have a trust fund?


Because the parents were turned into irresponsible louts by the liberals and their welfare.
 
2012-04-19 04:40:29 PM  
What do liberals have against watching your food intake or a refined pallet? Freakin non story.
 
2012-04-19 04:41:14 PM  
I'm a lib and even this is stupid reporting. That being said i have family in Western PA that send us cookies from there for xmas every year and they are damn good. WHAT DOES MITT HAVE AGAINST SMALL BUSINESSES!!!

/seriously this is stupid
 
2012-04-19 04:42:11 PM  

ginandbacon: Maybe now we can stop talking about dogs?


goo.gl
 
2012-04-19 04:42:14 PM  
That's who he reminds me of! Joe Biden!
 
2012-04-19 04:42:41 PM  
I don't like Mitt but if i were disliked by 50% of the country and someone I didn't know tried to get me to eat cookies I'd be weary too who knows what they put in it.

/paranoid?
 
2012-04-19 04:43:29 PM  
Somewhere, John Kerry is smiling in an awkward, stilted way as he watches this.
 
2012-04-19 04:44:11 PM  

James!: Mmm... this infant weighs 16 pounds and 4 ounces. It will no doubt grow to be a healthy male with many prospective mating partners.

Have we ever actually seen Mitt consume human food?


Man I was going to make a joke about Romney trying to hold a baby but you just blew all of my prospective ideas out of the water so
 
2012-04-19 04:44:12 PM  

Spartapuss: What do liberals have against watching your food intake or a refined pallet?


I only use pallets made of the highest-grade mahogany and zebrawood.
 
2012-04-19 04:44:27 PM  
Really, Mitt didn't want a cookie, that's our new Mock Outrage issue for the day?
 
2012-04-19 04:44:32 PM  

Jackson Herring: ginandbacon: Maybe now we can stop talking about dogs?

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Hey, it's a hippopotamus-dog, from Avatar: The Last Airbender! COOL!
 
2012-04-19 04:44:52 PM  
7-11 baked good are pretty good. I like their croissants and glazed doughnuts.
 
2012-04-19 04:44:54 PM  
How many terafFLOPS can Rmoney-Bot perform?
 
2012-04-19 04:44:58 PM  

Carth: I don't like Mitt but if i were disliked by 50% of the country and someone I didn't know tried to get me to eat cookies I'd be weary too who knows what they put in it.


Why would you be so tired? A long day of campaigning?
 
2012-04-19 04:44:58 PM  
The Great Cookie War began 2 years ago subby and it started out way more stupid than what is described in this article.

As First Lady Michelle Obama goes around advocating more fruits and vegetables in public schools, Sarah Palin is visiting schools to pass out cookies.
 
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