FARK.com: (7059210) There's no harm in telling a girl she's "too sexy" for the gym right? Unless he's 40, she's in second grade and you're her teacher... Then you're uh, suspended

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		There's no harm in telling a girl she's "too sexy" for the gym right? Unless he's 40, she's in second grade and you're her teacher... Then you're uh, suspended (nj1015.com)		91
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NuttierThanEver		2012-04-19 01:11:19 PM

40 in 2nd grade?

ManateeGag		2012-04-19 01:15:10 PM

NuttierThanEver: 40 in 2nd grade?

probably Alabama

/DNRTFA

thomps		2012-04-19 01:24:36 PM

ok so i'm the teacher, and a some guy is 40, and the girl is a second grader? which one of us called her sexy? presumably me, right, because i'm the one that's uh, suspended? is the 40 year old guy the one that suspended me? this headline is a sexy mess.

I_Am_Weasel		2012-04-19 01:53:33 PM

Not the right thing to have said, Fred.

BurnShrike		2012-04-19 02:16:49 PM

What's the leading cause of pedophilia?

Sexy 7-year olds.

spentmiles		2012-04-19 02:16:56 PM

Marco? Prison-Stabbing.

Doc Daneeka		2012-04-19 02:17:24 PM

Anyone have a hell of a time trying to parse that headline?

Who's "he," who's "she," and who's "you"?

TheEdibleSnuggie		2012-04-19 02:17:48 PM

NuttierThanEver: 40 in 2nd grade?

soulwornthin.files.wordpress.com

Approves

thomps		2012-04-19 02:17:58 PM

BurnShrike: What's the leading cause of pedophilia?

i usually lead with promises of candy and my turgid penis.

Santa's Knee		2012-04-19 02:18:07 PM

May I point out:

1. New Jersey
2. New Jersey
and
3. New Jersey

Bill_Wick's_Friend		2012-04-19 02:18:18 PM

So I'm the teacher and the female student is a 40 year old man?

/confused

Did Sarah Palin write this headline?

Guns n' Farkin Roses		2012-04-19 02:19:14 PM

Did She Know It???

Santa's Knee		2012-04-19 02:19:21 PM

thomps: BurnShrike: What's the leading cause of pedophilia?

i usually lead with promises of candy and my turgid penis.

Kids love that band!

Facetious_Speciest		2012-04-19 02:20:01 PM

Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?

wambu		2012-04-19 02:20:11 PM

NuttierThanEver: 40 in 2nd grade?

2nd grade -- best three years of my life.

guilt by association		2012-04-19 02:21:10 PM

It's like the inverse of white-knighting.

LeroyBourne		2012-04-19 02:22:09 PM

I'm too sexy for gym class, too sexy for gym class.

D135		2012-04-19 02:23:08 PM

So I'm teaching guy class, and I see some 40 year old man walk in and tell my second grade student that she's sexy!! Then I got suspended!! fark

Santa's Knee		2012-04-19 02:23:16 PM

The correlative evidence is starting to...mount...

AbbeySomeone		2012-04-19 02:24:04 PM

What was she wearing?
Was teacher the subject of schoolgirl fantasies?

zqdime		2012-04-19 02:29:13 PM

I think someone needs to have a seat over there as soon as I figure out the pronoun usage.

urbangirl		2012-04-19 02:30:37 PM

Santa's Knee: May I point out:

1. New Jersey
2. New Jersey
and
3. New Jersey

But wait? How is this not Florida? Or Arizona?

MsStatement		2012-04-19 02:30:39 PM

Santa's Knee: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x481]

The correlative evidence is starting to...mount...

With those pics and that Fark handle, you REALLY need to take a seat over there ...

/daughter isn't being let out of the house til she's 30

Mirrorz		2012-04-19 02:30:48 PM

F*ck your pronouns.

Optimal_Illusion		2012-04-19 02:31:29 PM

Santa's Knee: thomps: BurnShrike: What's the leading cause of pedophilia?

i usually lead with promises of candy and my turgid penis.

Kids love that band!

The also dig the xylophone ska group His Flappin' Willy.

2 grams		2012-04-19 02:31:39 PM

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty seven year olds?

Yup. There's twenty of em!

/Ohhhh this handbasket is getting hot.

think_balance		2012-04-19 02:31:44 PM

FTFA:

A southern New Jersey school district has suspended a 40-year-old accused of telling a 7-year-old she was "too sexy" for gym class from its list of substitute teachers.

Awkward construction, put your prepositional phrase closer to its point of reference:

A southern New Jersey school district has suspended from its list of substitute teachers a 40-year-old accused of telling a 7-year-old she was "too sexy" for gym class.

However, I've no idea how to fix the grammatical mess that subby calls a "headline".

JohnKimble63: Note: I am in no way Spider-Man

My manager wants to know why I'm laughing so hard.

Doc Daneeka		2012-04-19 02:31:57 PM

Bill_Wick's_Friend: So I'm the teacher and the female student is a 40 year old man?

/confused

I think "you" are the 40-year old second grader, "he" is your teacher, and "she" is the one who suspended you.

Maybe.

unchellmatt		2012-04-19 02:32:08 PM

thomps: BurnShrike: What's the leading cause of pedophilia?

i usually lead with promises of candy and my turgid penis.

web.mit.edu

thomps		2012-04-19 02:32:14 PM

MsStatement: /daughter isn't being let out of the house til she's 30

yeah i know what you mean. wait, do you mean your daughter or just someone's daughter?

FuturePastNow		2012-04-19 02:32:33 PM

AbbeySomeone: What was she wearing?
Was teacher the subject of schoolgirl fantasies?

Perhaps the teacher is a Muslim, and she was showing too much ankle.

albatros183		2012-04-19 02:33:05 PM

I don't know why there is all this hate for transgendered pre-op 40 year old second grader's, school administrator must be a republican.

/Think of the un-children

The Bunyip		2012-04-19 02:34:51 PM

Sounds like he's going to be doing a little turn on the unemployment line.

Remarkable_Anus		2012-04-19 02:34:58 PM

This is pathetic. The 40 year old dude says a 7 year old is sexy.....Can't you just wait until she's 10? I mean REALLY.

/are there just ton's of pedo's or what
//glad I don't have children

Santa's Knee		2012-04-19 02:35:16 PM

MsStatement: Santa's Knee: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x481]

The correlative evidence is starting to...mount...

With those pics and that Fark handle, you REALLY need to take a seat over there ...

/daughter isn't being let out of the house til she's 30

img.listal.com

Jake: [fakes accent] How much for the little girl? How much for the women?
Father: What?
Jake: Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters... sell them to me. Sell me your children!

Ess_Aytch		2012-04-19 02:35:27 PM

Crotchrocket Slim		2012-04-19 02:36:26 PM

I either want to get off this planet, or I want to load this guy and anyone like him onto a rocket and send it directly into the sun. Either way I don't want to share air with people who lust after 7 year olds.

Santa's Knee: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x481]

The correlative evidence is starting to...mount...

Wow, costumes more retarded than Slutty Chewbacca.

thomps		2012-04-19 02:38:42 PM

must...not...google..."slutty chewbacca"...at work...

Santa's Knee		2012-04-19 02:41:18 PM

thomps: must...not...google..."slutty chewbacca"...at work...

Or "Ewok Cosplay"

MsStatement		2012-04-19 02:41:48 PM

thomps: MsStatement: /daughter isn't being let out of the house til she's 30

yeah i know what you mean. wait, do you mean your daughter or just someone's daughter?

Well, in keeping with the spirit of the headline, I meant her daughter. Or maybe yours. Or the 40-year-old's. Is it that important?

Apron_master79		2012-04-19 02:43:02 PM

thomps: must...not...google..."slutty chewbacca"...at work...

I'm convinced this is the cause of the smartphone's popularity.

thomps		2012-04-19 02:43:32 PM

MsStatement: thomps: MsStatement: /daughter isn't being let out of the house til she's 30

yeah i know what you mean. wait, do you mean your daughter or just someone's daughter?

Well, in keeping with the spirit of the headline, I meant her daughter. Or maybe yours. Or the 40-year-old's. Is it that important?

well, it is important only in how much i agree with your statement about the proper release-age of captive daughters.

vudukungfu		2012-04-19 02:44:16 PM

I've been to Egg ha-bah.
Only thing in town worth visiting is the guinny winery.

Mirrorz		2012-04-19 02:44:20 PM

thomps: i usually lead with promises of candy and my turgid penis.

You gotta stay away from Fondles. You're picking up her catch phrases.

maliklockett		2012-04-19 02:45:28 PM

Came looking for the Pedobear

Am disappoint

thomps		2012-04-19 02:47:13 PM

Mirrorz: thomps: i usually lead with promises of candy and my turgid penis.

You gotta stay away from Fondles. You're picking up her catch phrases.

i dunno, "promises of candy" is a fairly generic phrase.

/pretty sure i picked up "turgid penis" from anchorman, but who knows

unchellmatt		2012-04-19 02:47:17 PM

Santa's Knee: thomps: must...not...google..."slutty chewbacca"...at work...

Or "Ewok Cosplay"

What? I've never done that, what'll I....

...no. I won't do it. I won't. I won't do it I won't do it I won't do it I won't do it I won't do it I won't do it I won't do it.

FarkinHostile		2012-04-19 02:47:23 PM

In his defense, she did have sweat pants with the word "Juicy" printed across her taunt, young buttocks.

Bill_Wick's_Friend		2012-04-19 02:48:32 PM

I think I got it:

I'm the 40 year old teacher.
She's the evil student
You're the weak
And Mr..45 here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness.

/bad motherfarker

WaltzingMathilda		2012-04-19 02:49:17 PM

maliklockett: Came looking for the Pedobear

Am disappoint

why not post your own jokes?

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