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(The Smoking Gun)   California school board fires high school science teacher, deciding that her appearances in Big Sausage Pizza videos were not the equivalent of a master's degree (Borderline NSFW images in article)   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 546
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2012-04-19 04:00:27 PM
tinfoil-hat maggie: MoronLessOff: AngryJailhouseFistfark: You let her do a few porns, then bring her on staff.

Isn't that the same thing?

LeroyBourne: You might like Liz Vicious, she might be more 'goth' than 'punk', but she's definitely got the hard-core look down.

I'm mighty familiar with Liz. Now and then I'll find a gal with the right look on MFC.

What's MFC? Could be relevant to my interest : )


Oh yes, myfreecams.com is definitely relevant to your interests. I was recently directed there by another thread, and I'm quite pleased with it.
 
2012-04-19 04:00:51 PM
Felgraf: halfof33: By the way, the high school teachers average salary is almost $97,000.

You still get the summers off.


Not really, because they have to do a shiatton of certification.

But, the reason he said "Median income is worthless" when you were talking about how people were lining up for jobs is because the 'median income' is not what the people starting out will be making. He then explained why this was the case.

You, in turn, sorta kinda ignored that completely.


Because it was completely stupid, particularly as I have personal knowledge that they got over 200 applications for one opening.

But I'll hand it to you, starting salaries are lower than the amount paid to more experienced employees, rolls eyes.

They also have zero contribution to health and pension benefits
 
2012-04-19 04:03:39 PM
You know halfof33 you really should contact me. EIP.
 
2012-04-19 04:04:52 PM
Good lord.
Heaven forbid we have people of character teaching children.

Down with anything that makes people responsible for their choices,
Up for doing anything you want, as long as you like it.

I think im getting the flavor of this community. It tastes like bullshiat.

Kids looking up porn should have parents notified and suspended from school for talkin about it to anyone else.
Teacher cant live the rest of her life condemned, but seriously, if it gets out, it gets out.

People of character to look up to is a GOOD THING PEOPLE.
 
2012-04-19 04:05:17 PM
Yomoxu: Misconduc: Breaking news:

Teacher busted for being a porn star, has her photo flashed on fark.com - in other news her DVD sales are exploding.

She wasn't a major harlot. If anything, she's just getting torrented and streamed more for one off faps.

/approves of her firing
//teachers can fark as long as it's legal and doesn't leave evidence for the young'uns to find
///porn actresses, current or otherwise, are not the role models I want for the kids
//teachers are indeed supposed to be role models
/so are parents
////slashies biatches


So someone's past is supposed to dictate their future forever? fark off. If your kids are surfing porn when they shouldn't be anyway and run across a teacher's past work, that's on you as a parent. It's not like she was showing videos in class, so whether or not porn stars should be role models is irrelevant, that is not what she is anymore. I'm not even going to defend the argument that she made a mistake in the past and shouldn't have to keep paying for it. She made a legal choice as an adult that you would not and that makes her a pariah, unfit to even be in the presence of children?
 
2012-04-19 04:06:42 PM
Samaura: Good lord.
Heaven forbid we have people of character teaching children.

Down with anything that makes people responsible for their choices,
Up for doing anything you want, as long as you like it.

I think im getting the flavor of this community. It tastes like bullshiat.

Kids looking up porn should have parents notified and suspended from school for talkin about it to anyone else.
Teacher cant live the rest of her life condemned, but seriously, if it gets out, it gets out.

People of character to look up to is a GOOD THING PEOPLE.


Screwing somebody on film for cash is now "character"?

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-04-19 04:08:08 PM
What I don't get is, who likes stupid porn like that?

Like, whose fantasy is it to put a dick in a pizza box?

// I mean, that's not even creative at all.
 
2012-04-19 04:09:18 PM
Santa's Knee: Samaura: Good lord.
Heaven forbid we have people of character teaching children.

Down with anything that makes people responsible for their choices,
Up for doing anything you want, as long as you like it.

I think im getting the flavor of this community. It tastes like bullshiat.

Kids looking up porn should have parents notified and suspended from school for talkin about it to anyone else.
Teacher cant live the rest of her life condemned, but seriously, if it gets out, it gets out.

People of character to look up to is a GOOD THING PEOPLE.

Screwing somebody on film for cash is now "character"?

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 549x362]


I think you missed the point. Go look in a mirror. Done anything in the past that is questionable? No need to tell me, I already know.

/That last video was HOT!
 
2012-04-19 04:09:30 PM
DavidVincent: Why "6"?

it's for how many guys she's had inside her at the same time... you do the maths.
 
2012-04-19 04:09:40 PM
Not a bookmark
 
2012-04-19 04:09:59 PM
lordargent: What I don't get is, who likes stupid porn like that?

Like, whose fantasy is it to put a dick in a pizza box?

// I mean, that's not even creative at all.


Popcorn tub is way more classy!
 
2012-04-19 04:10:02 PM
Whole lot of moral derpitude in here. Need moar pictures.
 
2012-04-19 04:10:36 PM
Santa's Knee: Samaura: Good lord.
Heaven forbid we have people of character teaching children.

Down with anything that makes people responsible for their choices,
Up for doing anything you want, as long as you like it.

I think im getting the flavor of this community. It tastes like bullshiat.

Kids looking up porn should have parents notified and suspended from school for talkin about it to anyone else.
Teacher cant live the rest of her life condemned, but seriously, if it gets out, it gets out.

People of character to look up to is a GOOD THING PEOPLE.

Screwing somebody on film for cash is now "character"?

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 549x362]


i think you misundersetimated his post.
he was biatching about teachers being in porn.... but I say if my kid's teachers are attractive enough to be in a professional mainstream porn, they are good enough to get me to go to parent teacher conference.

and parent involvement is key.... do you hear that hot math teacher that is sleeping with my son? PARENT INVOLVEMENT IS KEY!
 
2012-04-19 04:10:55 PM
Uh...

"Halas, 31, filmed the X-rated videos before her employment at the school, where she was placed on leave last month."

BEFORE her employment. Sure, it's bad that a student found it and pointed it out, but coming down that hard on something she did before she was even hired there? Seems a touch harsh to me.
 
2012-04-19 04:11:35 PM
She should be kept away from children until she cures all those red spots all over her body. They might be catching.
 
2012-04-19 04:12:49 PM
lordargent: Like, whose fantasy is it to put a dick in a pizza box?

Sadistic people who like to see men's wangs burned by hot melted cheese?
 
2012-04-19 04:13:29 PM
SearchN: You know halfof33 you really should contact me. EIP.

Hmmm.... why?

I'm happily married already.
 
2012-04-19 04:16:16 PM
degenerate-afro: lordargent: Like, whose fantasy is it to put a dick in a pizza box?

Sadistic people who like to see men's wangs burned by hot melted cheese?


Reminds me of candle waxing in some asian videos I've seen.
now I have to wonder... are there mexican nacho cheese waxing vids?
rule 34 says yes....
 
2012-04-19 04:16:39 PM
Back in high school my science teacher dated and married the spanish teacher.
It was a small town, everybody knew it nobody cared.
And if anyone of us every nailed the HOT spanish teacher we wouldn't have blabed or texted it either.

Whats wrong today? did we get more morals than the past.?
I think its great a porn star went to teaching other than vice-versa.
Although yes it would be a distraction.
 
2012-04-19 04:18:01 PM
kiwimoogle84: Uh...

"Halas, 31, filmed the X-rated videos before her employment at the school, where she was placed on leave last month."

BEFORE her employment. Sure, it's bad that a student found it and pointed it out, but coming down that hard on something she did before she was even hired there? Seems a touch harsh to me.


Those high on self righteousness like to harsh the buzz of others.
 
2012-04-19 04:18:54 PM
halfof33: fuhfuhfuh: All that and shiatty pay while having to pay for your own supplies to teach? No wonder so many people are lining up to become a teacher.

Uhh, a local school district has a median salary of like $75k a year for nine months work.

They got two hundred applications for ONE opening.

/My sister works there.


I'd like to apply to ANY of her openings
/hiyoooooo
 
2012-04-19 04:19:45 PM
kiwimoogle84: but coming down that hard on was something she did before she was even hired there


I made this funny for you.
 
2012-04-19 04:21:56 PM
geo9270: Misconduc: Breaking news:

Teacher busted for being a porn star, has her photo flashed on fark.com - in other news her DVD sales are exploding.

torrents are exploding, who the hell buys porn?!?


I just checked the torrent on this, umm yeah its up to 700 seeds - I think it sure has exploded :) gotta love the internet
 
2012-04-19 04:22:18 PM
MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: but coming down that hard on was something she did before she was even hired there


I made this funny for you.


Bah. Hard on is funny enough.
 
2012-04-19 04:22:55 PM
MoronLessOff: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: but coming down that hard on was something she did before she was even hired there


I made this funny for you.

Bah. Hard on is funny enough.


That's what she said.
 
2012-04-19 04:23:07 PM
Misconduc: geo9270: Misconduc: Breaking news:

Teacher busted for being a porn star, has her photo flashed on fark.com - in other news her DVD sales are exploding.

torrents are exploding, who the hell buys porn?!?

I just checked the torrent on this, umm yeah its up to 700 seeds - I think it sure has exploded :) gotta love the internet


I bet it exploded with a lot of seed. *wink*
 
2012-04-19 04:23:20 PM
MoronLessOff: tinfoil-hat maggie: MoronLessOff: AngryJailhouseFistfark: You let her do a few porns, then bring her on staff.

Isn't that the same thing?

LeroyBourne: You might like Liz Vicious, she might be more 'goth' than 'punk', but she's definitely got the hard-core look down.

I'm mighty familiar with Liz. Now and then I'll find a gal with the right look on MFC.

What's MFC? Could be relevant to my interest : )

Oh yes, myfreecams.com is definitely relevant to your interests. I was recently directed there by another thread, and I'm quite pleased with it.


Holy cow, thanks!
 
2012-04-19 04:26:14 PM
SearchN: You know halfof33 you really should contact me. EIP.

EIP
 
2012-04-19 04:26:46 PM
AngryJailhouseFistfark: WTFDYW: A GIS on Tiffany Six will produce the desired results. Just sayin.

I was always partial to Jessica-6 myself.
[www.ghostofaflea.com image 350x253]

/Hot like Jenny Agutter in 1976


Caprica-6 ain't too shabby either.

www.graphicsdb.com
 
2012-04-19 04:26:49 PM
Samaura: Good lord.
Heaven forbid we have people of character teaching children.

Down with anything that makes people responsible for their choices,
Up for doing anything you want, as long as you like it.

I think im getting the flavor of this community. It tastes like bullshiat.

Kids looking up porn should have parents notified and suspended from school for talkin about it to anyone else.
Teacher cant live the rest of her life condemned, but seriously, if it gets out, it gets out.

People of character to look up to is a GOOD THING PEOPLE.


I fail to see how starring in porn makes you of "bad character" and unable to do something completely unrelated to porn, aside from the whiny self-righteous dumbasses making a stink over it.

If their previous job/home life isn't affecting their current job, then it's none of your damn business what they used to do. They're teaching kids reading, writhing, and arithmetic now, let them do their jobs.
 
2012-04-19 04:29:08 PM
MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: but coming down that hard on was something she did before she was even hired there


I made this funny for you.


"something she did"

Haha my sentence was full of Freudian slip
 
2012-04-19 04:30:25 PM
Thudfark: kiwimoogle84: Uh...

"Halas, 31, filmed the X-rated videos before her employment at the school, where she was placed on leave last month."

BEFORE her employment. Sure, it's bad that a student found it and pointed it out, but coming down that hard on something she did before she was even hired there? Seems a touch harsh to me.

Those high on self righteousness like to harsh the buzz of others.


Yeah. What killjoys.

Wasn't there a thread back in the day about a teacher who concurrently stripped at night? They should team up. Make a ton of cash.
 
2012-04-19 04:30:25 PM
kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: but coming down that hard on was something she did before she was even hired there


I made this funny for you.

"something she did"

Haha my sentence was full of Freudian slip


; D
 
2012-04-19 04:30:45 PM
I am scandalized, and hope to return and be more scandalized later.
 
2012-04-19 04:32:02 PM
MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: but coming down that hard on was something she did before she was even hired there


I made this funny for you.

"something she did"

Haha my sentence was full of Freudian slip

; D


Let me guess, now we're thinking about hardons slipping?
 
2012-04-19 04:34:09 PM
halfof33: SearchN: You know halfof33 you really should contact me. EIP.

EIP


Wait, did this turn into a WIE thread??

/Off to remove my EIP...
 
2012-04-19 04:36:47 PM
Today was my first as a teacher where I had to scream at a useless mass of biatchy, C U Next Tuesday to get them to do as they were asked. I've been in a farked mood ever since, so imagine my glee when I got home to find a full-time teaching position open somewhere!

Wide open.

/Upon further reflection, there are a few teachers at my skool the porn industry would love to get their hairy hands on...
 
2012-04-19 04:37:08 PM
RobSeace: halfof33: SearchN: You know halfof33 you really should contact me. EIP.

EIP

Wait, did this turn into a WIE thread??

/Off to remove my EIP...


I think it's regarding the SearchN signal...
 
2012-04-19 04:38:03 PM
kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: but coming down that hard on was something she did before she was even hired there


I made this funny for you.

"something she did"

Haha my sentence was full of Freudian slip

; D

Let me guess, now we're thinking about hardons slipping?


Stream of consciousness?
 
2012-04-19 04:38:14 PM
RobSeace: halfof33: SearchN: You know halfof33 you really should contact me. EIP.

EIP

Wait, did this turn into a WIE thread??

/Off to remove my EIP...


SearchN is a dude??... aw man...
 
2012-04-19 04:38:24 PM
jimmythrust: Today was my first as a teacher where I had to scream at a useless mass of biatchy, C U Next Tuesday to get them to do as they were asked. I've been in a farked mood ever since, so imagine my glee when I got home to find a full-time teaching position open somewhere!

Wide open.

/Upon further reflection, there are a few teachers at my skool the porn industry would love to get their hairy hands on...



They let you teach??

/oh, the corrupted minds of America
//I keed I keed
 
2012-04-19 04:39:05 PM
MoronLessOff: tinfoil-hat maggie: MoronLessOff: AngryJailhouseFistfark: You let her do a few porns, then bring her on staff.

Isn't that the same thing?

LeroyBourne: You might like Liz Vicious, she might be more 'goth' than 'punk', but she's definitely got the hard-core look down.

I'm mighty familiar with Liz. Now and then I'll find a gal with the right look on MFC.

What's MFC? Could be relevant to my interest : )

Oh yes, myfreecams.com is definitely relevant to your interests. I was recently directed there by another thread, and I'm quite pleased with it.


I'm now morbidly curious if my ex is in there.

There's a good chance actually.
 
2012-04-19 04:41:13 PM
lol @ them re-posting an entire gallery of pics. Gotta get all those free clicks!
 
2012-04-19 04:42:19 PM
halfof33:

Niles Township North of Chicago (the schools get all the money from a huge shopping center there)


The high property taxes help out some too I'm sure. $75K is a lot, but it doesn't go nearly as far in that area with the aforementioned property taxes, expensive real estate (in general), 5% state income tax rate, ridiculous sales tax (10% for Cook County), some of the highest gas prices in the nation (thanks to something like 21 different formulations of fuel between Milwaukee and NW Indiana), etc.
 
2012-04-19 04:42:32 PM
What the fark is this? Can't one of you start snapping screen scraps and posting them? I want MOOOAOOOOOAAAAAAAOOOOOAAAARRRR pics
 
2012-04-19 04:42:59 PM
Wow, this chick is pretty damn hot. She also has quite a body of work (NSFW link, obviously).

Too bad the prudes can't let her keep teaching. She's a young and motivated science teacher, and I honestly I can't see this being a learning hindrance if the school were to back her up. The kids would titter about it for a week, then just spend the rest of their time fapping in their room at night (or in the bathroom after class).

Besides, might be good for them to realize that the girls in porn are real people, too.
 
2012-04-19 04:44:26 PM
I'm not concerned with her ability to teach, but rather with her lack of ability to relate to her students. C'mon... A pizza delivery guy? That's so mid-eighties. Todays young porn viewers want werewolves, wizards and vampires. Give me a story the kids are gonna want to see, people!
 
2012-04-19 04:46:13 PM
MoronLessOff: No alts. But you've beaten me to the punch many times. I'm starting so suspect that you are employed by an anonymous benefactor to comment in Fark threads.

I blame the Fark hive-mind for our general shared sense of humor.
 
2012-04-19 04:47:32 PM
elev8meL8r: MoronLessOff: No alts. But you've beaten me to the punch many times. I'm starting so suspect that you are employed by an anonymous benefactor to comment in Fark threads.

I blame the Fark hive-mind for our general shared sense of humor.


kind of like how gingers all share one soul, right?
 
2012-04-19 04:48:54 PM
dj_bigbird: Should I bookmark this?

no
 
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