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(The Smoking Gun)   California school board fires high school science teacher, deciding that her appearances in Big Sausage Pizza videos were not the equivalent of a master's degree (Borderline NSFW images in article)   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 546
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2012-04-19 02:56:22 PM
MoronLessOff: BurnShrike: halfof33: fuhfuhfuh: All that and shiatty pay while having to pay for your own supplies to teach? No wonder so many people are lining up to become a teacher.

Uhh, a local school district has a median salary of like $75k a year for nine months work.

They got two hundred applications for ONE opening.

/My sister works there.

So how many pornos has she been in?

Wow...that was quick. I guess I need to refresh more often.


Did you just give away your alt? elev8meL8r made the joke. You commented that I was fast and you should refresh more.

Hmmm, very suspicious.
 
2012-04-19 02:56:37 PM
I'm pretty pro-teacher and pro teachers union but:

While not commenting on the propriety of Halas's appearance in porn flicks, Oxnard school officials noted that they were concerned about the disruption it would cause were she to return to the classroom.

No amount of suing, administrative browbeating or sexual harassment training could stop this from happening. Kids are kids and it would be a huge disruption. Maybe I could see her working in a disconnected special ed school?
 
2012-04-19 02:57:22 PM
Jake Havechek: $75k a year for nine months work.

Female porn actors make that much in 3 months.


And they get all the social scorn and mental disorders they can handle for free!
 
2012-04-19 02:58:01 PM
BurnShrike: MoronLessOff: BurnShrike: halfof33: fuhfuhfuh: All that and shiatty pay while having to pay for your own supplies to teach? No wonder so many people are lining up to become a teacher.

Uhh, a local school district has a median salary of like $75k a year for nine months work.

They got two hundred applications for ONE opening.

/My sister works there.

So how many pornos has she been in?

Wow...that was quick. I guess I need to refresh more often.

Did you just give away your alt? elev8meL8r made the joke. You commented that I was fast and you should refresh more.

Hmmm, very suspicious.


He made the same comment, just slightly later.

/but I'm his alt
//and Spartacus
 
2012-04-19 02:58:09 PM
BurnShrike: So how many pornos has she been in?

None, but she was the set designer on your Dad's citrus fruit party shoots.
 
2012-04-19 02:58:35 PM
halfof33: fuhfuhfuh: All that and shiatty pay while having to pay for your own supplies to teach? No wonder so many people are lining up to become a teacher.

Uhh, a local school district has a median salary of like $75k a year for nine months work.

They got two hundred applications for ONE opening.

/My sister works there.


what the hell school district?

/ fark, I'd apply there and I'm a doctor (technically, although applying the term doctor is sometimes frowned up when it is in the juris)
// how is that the median? is it in NYC and every single teacher has 20 years in?
 
2012-04-19 03:00:30 PM
BurnShrike: Did you just give away your alt? elev8meL8r made the joke. You commented that I was fast and you should refresh more.

Hmmm, very suspicious.




Considering you're my alt, I figured you'd never bring up that subject.
 
2012-04-19 03:01:18 PM
I guess I wont be a teacher , with all this lesbian sex I had ,working my way through college. Now that I am a tranny male they will probably hold that against me too. Guess I should have quite the KKK before the network news took my picture. Oh well I am sure the Hells Angels wont tell anybody about those bodies. Maybe I can get a job at TSA since I kinda know my way around old folks junk and little kids toys. Well after I finish this bottle of Rum I guess I'll walk my resume on over. Is it 4:20 already? Damn I am hungry.
 
2012-04-19 03:01:31 PM
halfof33: citrus fruit party shoots.

A basketball related fundraiser for orange farmers who lost crop due to frost?
 
2012-04-19 03:02:40 PM
pute kisses like a man: halfof33: fuhfuhfuh: All that and shiatty pay while having to pay for your own supplies to teach? No wonder so many people are lining up to become a teacher.

Uhh, a local school district has a median salary of like $75k a year for nine months work.

They got two hundred applications for ONE opening.

/My sister works there.

what the hell school district?

/ fark, I'd apply there and I'm a doctor (technically, although applying the term doctor is sometimes frowned up when it is in the juris)
// how is that the median? is it in NYC and every single teacher has 20 years in?


Niles Township North of Chicago (the schools get all the money from a huge shopping center there)
 
2012-04-19 03:03:29 PM
Theaetetus: brainlordmesomorph: Weaver95: so...what laws did this woman break? near as I can tell, she hasn't done anything illegal.

no, but almost certainly in violation of some "appropriate behavior" clause of her contract.

... except that she did this prior to her employment at the school.


Really doesn't matter. Now that it is out it affects the working environment. She isn't being arrested or put on a sex offender list. She is being let go from a job because her past actions are disruptive to her current workplace.

I feel more sympathy in cases like this where it was an amature wet t-shirt contest or a topless photo taken at a party etc, but when you sign up to do professional porn you have to know that it can effect how people view you if it gets out. Especially if you choose to work with kids.
 
2012-04-19 03:03:54 PM
So she worked in a perfectly legal branch of the entertainment industry several years before she took a job with the school district, and this is a problem now?

Albeit this does kind of expose whoever raised the kid that was surfing specifically for porn of people that look like his teachers (the only way to find this kind of thing in the ocean of porn on the 'net) as an incredibly negligent parent, should probably go ahead and initiate the child services investigation of their household.
 
2012-04-19 03:04:00 PM
the war on women
 
2012-04-19 03:04:07 PM
BurnShrike: MoronLessOff: BurnShrike: halfof33: fuhfuhfuh: All that and shiatty pay while having to pay for your own supplies to teach? No wonder so many people are lining up to become a teacher.

Uhh, a local school district has a median salary of like $75k a year for nine months work.

They got two hundred applications for ONE opening.

/My sister works there.

So how many pornos has she been in?

Wow...that was quick. I guess I need to refresh more often.

Did you just give away your alt? elev8meL8r made the joke. You commented that I was fast and you should refresh more.

Hmmm, very suspicious.


No alts. But you've beaten me to the punch many times. I'm starting so suspect that you are employed by an anonymous benefactor to comment in Fark threads.
 
2012-04-19 03:04:20 PM
BurnShrike: Teacher has sex with student: Fired
Teacher has sex with non-student: Fired

So.. teachers should be celibate? Sounds like a religion, not public education.


You know, I wouldn't care if the teacher did porn or whatever, even some minor crimes (as long as they'd already paid their fine/probation/etc), if they're a GOOD teacher let them teach, especially since I'd assume a regular income would probably keep them from going back to whatever their sordid past was. If they're a bad teacher, or actually do something bad like the usual teacher thing here, fire them for that. WTF America, you only have freedom to have a past until it offends a school board's moral sensibilities?
 
2012-04-19 03:04:26 PM
Digitalstrange:
Really doesn't matter. Now that it is out it affects the working environment. She isn't being arrested or put on a sex offender list. She is being let go from a job because her past actions are disruptive to her current workplace..


...and you can bet that she's black listed from any teaching job anywhere ever again.
 
2012-04-19 03:04:37 PM
Headso: halfof33: citrus fruit party shoots.

A basketball related fundraiser for orange farmers who lost crop due to frost?


Let us just that it was Party in which Lemon was the main theme.

/And saggy balls.
 
2012-04-19 03:04:40 PM
Weaver95: Jake Havechek: $75k a year for nine months work.

Female porn actors make that much in 3 months.

And they get all the social scorn and mental disorders they can handle for free!


Not all of them. Before surgery made her butt ugly, Jenna Jameson formed her empire. Lisa Ann seems to be doing pretty well. Most of them in the videos I've seen, in the interviews seem like normal folks. The difference is they have no illusions about what they do, while their critics feel the need to be self righteous.
 
2012-04-19 03:05:24 PM
Someone needs to tell the school board, beggars can't be choosers.
 
2012-04-19 03:06:14 PM
AbbeySomeone 2012-04-19 02:35:38 PM

monoski: I really do not have a problem with her being fired for this. I would not be interested in having my kids (or anyone's) learn from a porn actress.

Why? Do you think her required degrees to get the teaching job paid for themselves? Do you think she is teaching blowjobs to your kids?




To be fair, there needs to be more education in this area.
 
2012-04-19 03:06:22 PM
Morality clauses are stupid. If it's legal, society finds it moral. End of discussion.
 
2012-04-19 03:06:39 PM
ladyfortuna: especially since I'd assume a regular income would probably keep them from going back to whatever their sordid past was.

This. Just like the story from a few days ago in which the religious private school teacher got fired for being unmarried and getting pregnant. Yea, that's the christian thing to do, take away an expectant mother's means of support.
 
2012-04-19 03:06:59 PM
monoski: logic523: monoski: I really do not have a problem with her being fired for this. I would not be interested in having my kids (or anyone's) learn from a porn actress.

That's the trolliest thing you could come up with? Meh.

It worked, I got three on the line.


Dammit.
 
2012-04-19 03:08:29 PM
doubled99: AbbeySomeone 2012-04-19 02:35:38 PM

monoski: I really do not have a problem with her being fired for this. I would not be interested in having my kids (or anyone's) learn from a porn actress.

Why? Do you think her required degrees to get the teaching job paid for themselves? Do you think she is teaching blowjobs to your kids?



To be fair, there needs to be more education in this area.


Well, there are educational videos out there of women practicing their...uh...technique. You just have to look.
 
2012-04-19 03:08:49 PM
doubled99: AbbeySomeone 2012-04-19 02:35:38 PM

monoski: I really do not have a problem with her being fired for this. I would not be interested in having my kids (or anyone's) learn from a porn actress.

Why? Do you think her required degrees to get the teaching job paid for themselves? Do you think she is teaching blowjobs to your kids?



To be fair, there needs to be more education in this area.


I don't know if I should vote smart or funny on this one.
 
2012-04-19 03:09:22 PM
Jewel D'Nyle, who does some of the most insane girl/girl scenes I've ever seen seems down to earth.

I wouldn't mind hanging out with Callie Cox.
 
2012-04-19 03:10:56 PM
Felix Vicious seems like the only genuine punk rock girl in porn, but I'm sure there are others.
 
2012-04-19 03:11:15 PM
Jake Havechek: I'd give her my spicy pepperoni.

i670.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-19 03:11:29 PM
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Want to see her in action?

http://xhamster.com/movies/1107976/real_california_teacher_stacie_hal a s_known_as_tiffany_six.html

Going to have to copy and paste. It won't link

NSFW


Thanks
 
2012-04-19 03:11:38 PM
Treygreen13: BigNumber12: That's probably how this whole thing got started - ambitious kid blackmailed her for sex, teacher decided to take a chance on her employer being reasonable about her past, rather than taking a chance on "statutory rape" (and giving the kid more blackmail material anyway).

I think you're giving those kids too much credit. My guess is the first kid to see it forwarded it to his friends and in roughly 19 seconds the entire school knew.


this

NACSB, A Tech Illiterate Buddy gave me his kids cellphone to check it for porn and to clean it up, his kid had nude/semi nude self made cell pics of damn near every girl at his school (and he's a fat pimple faced troll (just like his dad), so it wasn't like they were sending them to him directly. Remember girls, every time you send a pic to your "boyfriend" you're basically posting it up on the bulletin board at school for everybody to see.
 
2012-04-19 03:11:46 PM
Bag of Hammers: WTFDYW: A GIS on Tiffany Six will produce the desired results. Just sayin.

according to which she did black guys in her vids, I'm guessing that's the real issue here.


justanotherfarkinfarker: Looks like a good time. Nice big ass, real tits. I'd go for extra credit.

How's she gonna pay the bills now morans? You're driving her back to the BBC videos.




Bookmarked...will stop for Gatorade on the way home.

/well adjusted, etc.
 
2012-04-19 03:12:05 PM
From the video I just viewed, she does ATM and she swallows. Now I'll be (back) in my bunk.
 
2012-04-19 03:12:59 PM
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: From the video I just viewed, she does ATM and she swallows. Now I'll be (back) in my bunk.

Duly noted. Requires full and thorough investigation.
 
2012-04-19 03:13:07 PM
AbbeySomeone: monoski: I really do not have a problem with her being fired for this. I would not be interested in having my kids (or anyone's) learn from a porn actress.

Why? Do you think her required degrees to get the teaching job paid for themselves? Do you think she is teaching blowjobs to your kids?


No, it's because teachers aren't supposed to be fully realized people. If there were normal people we'd have to pay them a decent wage and let them do their jobs without teaching to the test some politician foisted upon them.
 
2012-04-19 03:14:25 PM
doubled99: AbbeySomeone 2012-04-19 02:35:38 PM

monoski: I really do not have a problem with her being fired for this. I would not be interested in having my kids (or anyone's) learn from a porn actress.

Why? Do you think her required degrees to get the teaching job paid for themselves? Do you think she is teaching blowjobs to your kids?

To be fair, there needs to be more education in this area.


Really? The middle school girls that I know are actually pretty skilled at it.
 
2012-04-19 03:15:32 PM
You best believe this is a bookmark!
 
2012-04-19 03:15:35 PM
MoronLessOff: BurnShrike: MoronLessOff: BurnShrike: halfof33: fuhfuhfuh: All that and shiatty pay while having to pay for your own supplies to teach? No wonder so many people are lining up to become a teacher.

Uhh, a local school district has a median salary of like $75k a year for nine months work.

They got two hundred applications for ONE opening.

/My sister works there.

So how many pornos has she been in?

Wow...that was quick. I guess I need to refresh more often.

Did you just give away your alt? elev8meL8r made the joke. You commented that I was fast and you should refresh more.

Hmmm, very suspicious.

No alts. But you've beaten me to the punch many times. I'm starting so suspect that you are employed by an anonymous benefactor to comment in Fark threads.


Na, he just has the time.

/He was on my list for some time.
//That being said, Burn both of them may be on it as well. Different people.
 
2012-04-19 03:16:08 PM
Jake Havechek: Felix Vicious seems like the only genuine punk rock girl in porn, but I'm sure there are others.

Not enough of those. I have a DVD titled "Punk Rock Girls". The cover model is smoking hot with great ink and a hot outfit. She is not in the video. In fact, all the girls in the video are very disappointing.
 
2012-04-19 03:16:26 PM
I actually really enjoy big areolas, but hexagonal? I'm afraid that's a dealbreaker...
 
2012-04-19 03:16:52 PM
Atomic Spunk: doubled99: AbbeySomeone 2012-04-19 02:35:38 PM

monoski: I really do not have a problem with her being fired for this. I would not be interested in having my kids (or anyone's) learn from a porn actress.

Why? Do you think her required degrees to get the teaching job paid for themselves? Do you think she is teaching blowjobs to your kids?

To be fair, there needs to be more education in this area.

Really? The middle school girls that I know are actually pretty skilled at it.


Do you offer them a ride home afterwards?
 
2012-04-19 03:17:24 PM
I have no idea why I'm commenting in this thread.
 
2012-04-19 03:17:35 PM
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: she does ATM and she swallows

imamook.files.wordpress.com
Eeeeeeeeeee Coooliiiiiiiii!
 
2012-04-19 03:18:47 PM
funzyr: Atomic Spunk: doubled99: AbbeySomeone 2012-04-19 02:35:38 PM

monoski: I really do not have a problem with her being fired for this. I would not be interested in having my kids (or anyone's) learn from a porn actress.

Why? Do you think her required degrees to get the teaching job paid for themselves? Do you think she is teaching blowjobs to your kids?

To be fair, there needs to be more education in this area.

Really? The middle school girls that I know are actually pretty skilled at it.

Do you offer them a ride home afterwards?


I do if they swallow. If they spit, I hand them a bus pass.
 
2012-04-19 03:18:50 PM
Moonfisher: Morality clauses are stupid. If it's legal, society finds it moral. End of discussion.

What?? No. One of many, many examples: lying is generally legal, but considered immoral.
 
2012-04-19 03:19:21 PM
monoski: logic523: monoski: I really do not have a problem with her being fired for this. I would not be interested in having my kids (or anyone's) learn from a porn actress.

That's the trolliest thing you could come up with? Meh.

It worked, I got three on the line.


i190.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-19 03:19:41 PM
MoronLessOff: Jake Havechek: Felix Vicious seems like the only genuine punk rock girl in porn, but I'm sure there are others.

Not enough of those. I have a DVD titled "Punk Rock Girls". The cover model is smoking hot with great ink and a hot outfit. She is not in the video. In fact, all the girls in the video are very disappointing.


Most of it is faked like in Hollywood movies where they think of what is "punk rock" and slap raggedy clothes on, extra earrings and really bad eye make up. Just a costume, basically.

Felix is the real deal, but I think she might be retired or on hiatus now. She did more girl/girl than she did traditional porn. From interviews, she seems like she'd be a cool chick to hang out with.
 
2012-04-19 03:20:43 PM
Why "6"?
 
2012-04-19 03:21:44 PM
DavidVincent: Why "6"?

It doesn't matter. I'm not folding it in half for her.
 
2012-04-19 03:22:15 PM
Breaking news:

Teacher busted for being a porn star, has her photo flashed on fark.com - in other news her DVD sales are exploding.
 
2012-04-19 03:22:19 PM
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Want to see her in action?

http://xhamster.com/movies/1107976/real_california_teacher_stacie_hal a s_known_as_tiffany_six.html

Going to have to copy and paste. It won't link

NSFW


meerholz.ca
 
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