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(The Smoking Gun)   California school board fires high school science teacher, deciding that her appearances in Big Sausage Pizza videos were not the equivalent of a master's degree (Borderline NSFW images in article)   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 546
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2012-04-19 01:28:58 PM  
Another teacher showing her pepperonis?
 
2012-04-19 01:49:26 PM  
Pretty soon everyone will be disqualified from being a teacher. It is then that, ironically, we'll need to start learning Mandarin.
 
2012-04-19 01:57:43 PM  
Like the fist of god...
 
2012-04-19 02:25:58 PM  
Looks like I will need to spend time researching this travesty after work this evening.

/And yes, yes I would.
 
2012-04-19 02:26:01 PM  
My wife's a teacher who I haven't caught having sex with any of her students, so I'm really getting a kick out of the replies.
 
2012-04-19 02:26:12 PM  
Would hit, with or without a pizza.
 
2012-04-19 02:27:04 PM  
Does she have a science major and a teaching qualification? Yes? Is she still making educational pizza videos? No?

Then WTF is the problem?
 
2012-04-19 02:27:10 PM  
i am surprised TFA would publish such images really; you don't typically see the "body of work" in the article itself.
 
2012-04-19 02:27:19 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-04-19 02:27:32 PM  
i48.tinypic.com
/oblig
//wants pizza for lunch now.
 
2012-04-19 02:27:57 PM  

funzyr: My wife's a teacher who I haven't yet caught having sex with any of her students, so I'm really getting a kick out of the replies.


FTFY
 
2012-04-19 02:28:16 PM  

ertai_lapis: Would hit, with or without a pizza.


But the pizza would be a nice touch, no?
 
2012-04-19 02:28:22 PM  
Meh, i prefer burnettes. Blondes don't do anything for me
 
2012-04-19 02:28:43 PM  
So, did she eat the pizza?
 
2012-04-19 02:29:19 PM  
Farking kids and their big mouths.
 
2012-04-19 02:29:22 PM  

BooooBear: ertai_lapis: Would hit, with or without a pizza.

But the pizza would be a nice touch, no?


Absolutely. I mean, who DOESN'T want a pizza?

/The people that fired her, obviously.
 
2012-04-19 02:29:24 PM  
Love the thumbs up guy. Hey ma, look at me!
 
2012-04-19 02:29:25 PM  
Herman Cain strikes again.
 
2012-04-19 02:29:56 PM  

Atomic Spunk: funzyr: My wife's a teacher who I haven't yet caught having sex with any of her students, so I'm really getting a kick out of the replies.

FTFY


Thank you. How could I have missed that?
 
2012-04-19 02:30:14 PM  

Freezebyte: Meh, i prefer burnettes. Blondes don't do anything for me


This one will, for about $400 plus meals.
 
2012-04-19 02:31:22 PM  
What about the cable? Did it get fixed ?
 
2012-04-19 02:32:06 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Like the fist of god...



Like the fist of an angry, viagra fueled god...

Got some searching to do tonight.
 
2012-04-19 02:32:13 PM  

LarryDan43: Herman Cain strikes again.


I saw no chickens and creepy children, so I doubt it.

/Would hit it
 
2012-04-19 02:32:14 PM  

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: Pretty soon everyone will be disqualified from being a teacher.


Is there some reason you think that pretty soon, everyone will be doing porn?
 
2012-04-19 02:32:18 PM  
I really do not have a problem with her being fired for this. I would not be interested in having my kids (or anyone's) learn from a porn actress.
 
2012-04-19 02:32:22 PM  
She just happened to be teaching the wrong class, now if she were teaching Human Sexuality......
I wonder if this shait was going on when I was in school, and I just never got lucky?
 
2012-04-19 02:32:41 PM  
So you're saying that 10 appearances in Doctor Adventures doesn't meet the "Masters of Science or equivalent experience" parameter?
 
2012-04-19 02:33:06 PM  

Atomic Spunk: funzyr: My wife's a teacher who I haven't yet caught having sex with any of her students, so I'm really getting a kick out of the replies.

FTFY


Thank you. We'll wait for the video and sexts.

Btw, what's up with her nipples? They look boxy. I'd think a teacher like that would motivate the boys to show up for class and pay attention.
 
2012-04-19 02:33:08 PM  

tallguywithglasseson: TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: Pretty soon everyone will be disqualified from being a teacher.

Is there some reason you think that pretty soon, everyone will be doing porn?


Tough economic times.
 
2012-04-19 02:33:16 PM  
Mmmmm.... pizza
 
2012-04-19 02:33:28 PM  

interluder: What about the cable? Did it get fixed ?


Leaving satisfied...
 
2012-04-19 02:33:37 PM  
Teacher has sex with student: Fired
Teacher has sex with non-student: Fired

So.. teachers should be celibate? Sounds like a religion, not public education.
 
2012-04-19 02:33:38 PM  
I'd give her my spicy pepperoni.
 
2012-04-19 02:33:42 PM  
So what were the movies she was in? I mean, I need to research this to find out of I should be outraged or not.

Links would be appreciated since I'm a busy man without much time for this research. I figure I can determine if these are really pornographic with five or six minutes of hard work.
 
2012-04-19 02:34:11 PM  
A GIS on Tiffany Six will produce the desired results. Just sayin.
 
2012-04-19 02:34:17 PM  
from the comments:

Stupid kids should have kept their mouths shut and just blackmailed her for sex.
 
2012-04-19 02:35:11 PM  
From the comments section

Stupid kids should have kept their mouths shut and just blackmailed her for sex.
 
2012-04-19 02:35:38 PM  

monoski: I really do not have a problem with her being fired for this. I would not be interested in having my kids (or anyone's) learn from a porn actress.


Why? Do you think her required degrees to get the teaching job paid for themselves? Do you think she is teaching blowjobs to your kids?
 
2012-04-19 02:35:52 PM  
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Now hiring...
 
2012-04-19 02:35:58 PM  

Jake Havechek: I'd give her my spicy pepperoni.


Known for bringing tear's to women's eyes.
 
2012-04-19 02:36:04 PM  
Ha!
 
2012-04-19 02:36:25 PM  

WTFDYW: A GIS on Tiffany Six will produce the desired results. Just sayin.


according to which she did black guys in her vids, I'm guessing that's the real issue here.
 
2012-04-19 02:36:45 PM  
I'd hit it so hard first to pull me out would be crowned king of england.
 
2012-04-19 02:36:49 PM  
All i had during my late 80s and early 90s school days were nice but old and ugly teachers. Im jealous of todays brats and there stripper teachers
 
2012-04-19 02:36:53 PM  

monoski: I really do not have a problem with her being fired for this. I would not be interested in having my kids (or anyone's) learn from a porn actress.


How about if they learn from a degree holding science teacher?
 
2012-04-19 02:37:22 PM  
so...what laws did this woman break? near as I can tell, she hasn't done anything illegal.
 
2012-04-19 02:38:08 PM  
FTFA: "School administrators began probing Halas's porn past after.."

I bet they wish they were probing her.
 
2012-04-19 02:38:19 PM  

under a mountain: From the comments section

Stupid kids should have kept their mouths shut and just blackmailed her for sex.


This and why aren't the horny little bastards in trouble for viewing porn? Oh wait, they learned it from you Dad.
 
2012-04-19 02:39:26 PM  
beaver picture?
 
2012-04-19 02:39:29 PM  
Someone with real breasts. I'm sort of happy about that part.
 
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