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(Duluth News Tribune)   California teens hack into school computers to change attendance records. Next up: Getting keys to Cameron's dad's Ferrari, picking up Sloane Peterson   (duluthnewstribune.com) divider line 99
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2012-04-19 10:39:54 AM
You make me get out of bed, you make me come over here. You make me make a phony phone call to Edward Rooney? The man could squash my nuts into oblivion. And-and-and then, and then, you deliberately hurt my feelings.
 
2012-04-19 10:50:33 AM
Hey, life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
 
2012-04-19 10:59:54 AM
If you owned a 1961 Ferrari 250GT California, wouldn't you lock the goddamn garage?

/always bothered me
 
2012-04-19 11:01:01 AM
My guess is they've never heard of that movie.
 
2012-04-19 11:03:06 AM
Sounds like a plan.

i522.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-19 11:04:08 AM
1.bp.blogspot.com
Mmmmmmm, Mia Sara
 
2012-04-19 11:20:46 AM
I weep for the future.
 
2012-04-19 11:38:10 AM

skammie: I weep for the future.


Don't make me get snootie.
 
2012-04-19 12:07:21 PM

Sybarite: Sounds like a plan.

[i522.photobucket.com image 640x480]


unnnhhhhhhh
 
2012-04-19 12:58:25 PM
CALL ME "SIR" GODDAMMIT!
 
2012-04-19 01:13:35 PM
I lightly slapped you.
 
2012-04-19 01:14:15 PM
If a student has the skills to get in and change their own grades and attendance they should be rewarded, not punished.
 
2012-04-19 01:14:28 PM
So thats how it our is in their family
 
2012-04-19 01:14:46 PM
Ferris' sister was hotter anyway...
 
2012-04-19 01:14:57 PM
i151.photobucket.com

Not impressed.
 
2012-04-19 01:15:47 PM
Was the password 'pencil?'

/yeah, different movie, same actor
 
2012-04-19 01:16:05 PM
Amateur. He's supposed to change his classes to be in the same classes as Angelina Jolie... And set off the watersprinklers
 
2012-04-19 01:16:18 PM
Oh, he's very popular Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude.
 
2012-04-19 01:17:06 PM
Ed Rooney: Are you also aware, Mrs. Bueller, that Ferris does not have what we consider to be an exemplary attendance record?
Katie Bueller: I don't understand.
Ed Rooney: He has missed an unacceptable number of school days. In the opinion of this educator, Ferris is not taking his academic growth seriously. Now I've spent my morning examining his records. If Ferris thinks that he can just coast through this month and still graduate, he is sorely mistaken. I have no reservations whatsoever about holding him back another year.
Katie Bueller: This is all news to me.
Ed Rooney: It usually is. So far this semester he has been absent nine times.
Katie Bueller: Nine times?
Ed Rooney: Nine times.
Katie Bueller: I don't remember him being sick nine times.
Ed Rooney: That's probably because he wasn't sick. He was skipping school. Wake up and smell the coffee, Mrs. Bueller. It's a fool's paradise. He is just leading you down the primrose path.
Katie Bueller: I can't believe it.
Ed Rooney: I've got it right here in front of me. He has missed nine days...
[His computer screen begins counting down from nine to two. Ferris is at home looking at the same screen]
Ferris: I asked for a car, I got a computer. How's that for being born under a bad sign?
 
2012-04-19 01:17:19 PM
www.cyberpunkreview.com

Not impressed.
 
2012-04-19 01:17:50 PM

wildcardjack: If a student has the skills to get in and change their own grades and attendance they should be rewarded, not punished.


It's probably just a web based application, and it says in TFA that the password was sold.
 
2012-04-19 01:18:31 PM
I'd like to pick up Sloan Peterson, DAMN she was hot.

And no Ferris's sister wasn't Hotter. Not even close.
 
2012-04-19 01:18:31 PM

Grapple: Oh, he's very popular Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude.


I don't think you should be throwing anybody with your back.
 
2012-04-19 01:18:49 PM

Huck Chaser: [www.cyberpunkreview.com image 640x346]

Not impressed.


Pain? Try prison.
 
2012-04-19 01:18:57 PM
Call me when he gets into exotic and endangered animal smuggling.
 
2012-04-19 01:19:29 PM
Curse little Bobby Tables!
 
2012-04-19 01:19:31 PM
Well, with your bad knee, Ed, you shouldn't throw anybody.

It's true.
 
2012-04-19 01:21:13 PM
Mister patayta head, mister patayta head! Back doors are not secrets!

/Come along Sloan darling
 
2012-04-19 01:21:38 PM
"Hacking" is an abused word, but going into a controlled-access database to change things around in your favor is actually hacking. Certainly it is far more of a "hack" than posting an embarrassing status on someone's left-open facebook account.
 
2012-04-19 01:22:18 PM
If any of you say "Ferris Bueller" you lose a testicle
 
2012-04-19 01:22:38 PM
Should of stored the student records in a Gibson
 
2012-04-19 01:23:00 PM
onscreencars.com
 
2012-04-19 01:23:09 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
Pardon my French but you're an asshole!
 
2012-04-19 01:23:27 PM
Bueller?Bueller? Bueller?
 
2012-04-19 01:24:07 PM
Oh, he's very popular Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude.
 
2012-04-19 01:24:16 PM
What a "hacker" might look like:
i76.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-19 01:24:24 PM
It's understanding that allows people like us to tolerate a person like yourself.
 
2012-04-19 01:25:16 PM
So, that's how it is in their family.
 
2012-04-19 01:29:22 PM
Do you still want Mr. Peterson's daytime number?
 
2012-04-19 01:29:50 PM
Reading the actual article, I can't see how they could possibly hit all of the students... I mean really, if you are going to "hack" your attendance records, doing just *yours* would look pretty obvious, so instead you do other random people's as well.. Specifically those who would be unlikely to do it themselves and others that would be *likely* to do it themselves.

Good luck to the school system proving which kids actually *did* change their attendance in a court of law. They can't even keep children from changing their database, how can they possibly know who did what in this scenario?
 
2012-04-19 01:30:33 PM

Okieboy: I'd like to pick up Sloan Peterson, DAMN she was hot.

And no Ferris's sister wasn't Hotter. Not even close.


I'll take the "girl next door" over some painted-up tart any day of the week. She was a total biatch, though...
 
2012-04-19 01:30:51 PM

jfivealive: Should of stored the student records in a Gibson


HACK THE PLANET HACK THE PLANET
 
2012-04-19 01:33:53 PM

mavexe: wildcardjack: If a student has the skills to get in and change their own grades and attendance they should be rewarded, not punished.

It's probably just a web based application, and it says in TFA that the password was sold.


well, Kevin mitnick was a social hacker rather than some uber cryptohacker. He knew who to talk to, how to talk to them, and what to give them to get access. And for that he lost some years of his life in prison and gaining notoriety as the most famous and feared hacker in the US
 
2012-04-19 01:34:09 PM
I'd just like to add that I have my father's gun and a scorching case of herpes.
 
2012-04-19 01:34:52 PM

factoryconnection: "Hacking" is an abused word, but going into a controlled-access database to change things around in your favor is actually hacking. Certainly it is far more of a "hack" than posting an embarrassing status on someone's left-open facebook account.


not actually hacking if you have the password given to you, or even if you find it sitting next to the computer.

"guessing" the password might be sorta hacking... but using the password is not.
 
2012-04-19 01:34:58 PM

Loaf's Tray: Okieboy: I'd like to pick up Sloan Peterson, DAMN she was hot.

And no Ferris's sister wasn't Hotter. Not even close.

I'll take the "girl next door" over some painted-up tart any day of the week. She was a total biatch, though...


Sloan? No way was she a biatch. She didn't even get pissed when she found out Cameron had been watching her undress near the pool while he was "catatonic". -That chick was cooler than cool.
 
2012-04-19 01:35:25 PM
I want to quote Ferris Bueller, but I forgot all the funny lines.
 
2012-04-19 01:38:14 PM
Good thing "they" hadn't figured out how to change grades yet! Not to mention the enrollment process. I could see the graduation ceremony - "Graduating Magna Cum Laude - Juan Moe Tiem. Is he here today? Juan Moe Tiem?" Or rename the whole senior class - John Yoyo, John Smallberries, John BigBootay...
Better article here - http://www.ktvu.com/news/news/berkeley-high-students-be-suspended-expe lled-atten/nMcdX/
 
2012-04-19 01:39:29 PM
Want one? It's warmy and squishy, it's been in my pocket.
 
2012-04-19 01:40:18 PM
A man with with his priorities so far out of whack doesn't deserve such a fine automobile.

But these guys do, and they'll take real good care of it. You know, professionals.
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/love Ferris threads on Fark. Ferris
 
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