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(News.com.au)   So you remember that sex video of yourself you sent to Justin Bieber because he asked you to? Well here's the thing   (news.com.au) divider line 55
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2012-04-19 11:52:24 AM  
Oh, geez...

I mean, anyone who would do anything to abuse young girls is a sicko....

but HOW DUMB COULD YOU BE?!?!
 
2012-04-19 11:53:15 AM  
i.huffpost.com

The alleged impersonator....

go figure
 
2012-04-19 11:54:12 AM  
Dude! 12 year olds!
 
2012-04-19 11:54:15 AM  
Lee Moir!!!!
 
2012-04-19 11:54:47 AM  
here's the thing....the real Biebs is sort of a girly-man.
 
2012-04-19 11:55:01 AM  
What the hell. I wouldn't admit to being the real Justin Bieber, if I were Justin Bieber.
 
2012-04-19 11:59:31 AM  

japlemon: HOW DUMB COULD YOU BE?!?!


There is no limit to the dumbness of 12-year-olds.
 
2012-04-19 11:59:42 AM  

Fapinator: What the hell. I wouldn't admit to being the real Justin Bieber, if I were Justin Bieber.


He's presumably rich and I imagine millions of women would happily give it up to him at the drop of a hat. I'd suck it up and deal with being a douche to swap places with him.
 
2012-04-19 12:01:47 PM  
Stupid in, Stupid out

Repeat as often as needed until you figure it out.
 
2012-04-19 12:05:30 PM  
Cue the Farkers that will blame the 12 year-old girl and call her stupid for being a 12 year-old girl.
 
2012-04-19 12:05:59 PM  

Fapinator: What the hell. I wouldn't admit to being the real Justin Bieber, if I were Justin Bieber.


And that... is why you fail.
 
2012-04-19 12:06:34 PM  
I don't know what a Justin Bieber is, but if 12 year old girls are your thing, this guy's a genius.
 
2012-04-19 12:06:40 PM  

dabbletech: [i.huffpost.com image 570x238]

The alleged impersonator....

go figure


Edward Norton?
 
2012-04-19 12:14:02 PM  
You know you all have Bieber fever
 
2012-04-19 12:14:41 PM  
Say what you want about this Justin Bieber fella, but girls drop their panties for people even just impersonating him.
 
2012-04-19 12:15:40 PM  

Flakeloaf: dabbletech: [i.huffpost.com image 570x238]

The alleged impersonator....

go figure

Edward Norton?


An Edward Norton impersonator that's impersonating Jusin Bieber, even.
 
2012-04-19 12:16:05 PM  
 
2012-04-19 12:17:50 PM  
Minimally Hairy Beer-Powered Simian: "here's the thing....the real Biebs is sort of a girly-man."

Yeah... here's the thing. Chicks love(d) Liberace and Freddie Mercury too.
 
2012-04-19 12:18:49 PM  
Hey farkettes I am your favorite tv,movie, reality show, singer. Send me nude pics and videos of yourself and I will send you an autographed 8x10 glossy of yours truly.
 
2012-04-19 12:18:53 PM  

mantabulous: Cue the Farkers that will blame the 12 year-old girl and call her stupid for being a 12 year-old girl.


It's all her fault! Being a stupid 12 year old and all! Go be stupid somewhere else.

/Get off my lawn
//Also, too old.
 
2012-04-19 12:24:38 PM  
Reminds me of some guy's stand up from years ago. Do you know who else hates Michael Jackson? Other pedophiles. I mean, look at this guy, he's got an amusement park, a zoo and what do I have? A van with cardboard over the windows.
 
2012-04-19 12:30:31 PM  
Going to pound-me-in-the-bieber prison
 
2012-04-19 12:32:39 PM  
Can I get the tape *I* sent in back? I'd like to get it into Bieber's hands this time and not some middleman.
 
2012-04-19 12:33:39 PM  
The tip off that he was a fake was that he was interested in girls instead of boys.

/amirite?
/not a hater, just making the same crappy joke
 
2012-04-19 12:36:15 PM  
Considering all 12-year-old girls on the Internet are really 30-year-old fat dudes, this seems like a really easy way to get some nasty pictures you don't want to look at.
 
2012-04-19 12:37:02 PM  

DownDaRiver: Stupid in, Stupid out

Repeat as often as needed until you figure it out.


In...out...in...out
in, out, in, out
in out in out
inoutinout
oh, God, I'm figuring!
 
2012-04-19 12:41:10 PM  
Just imagine how disillusioned the poor girl was when this was happening.

"OMG Justin, y r u thretning my family? I thought u loved me. Y r u being so mean? I hope ur not like this after we get married. :( I still love you tho."
 
2012-04-19 12:45:08 PM  
C'mon now

How many of us sent in a video of two neighborhood dogs getting it on?

Raise your hands. Yes, you ... and you. You, too in the back I see you laughing ...
 
2012-04-19 12:49:35 PM  
I pretended to be Bieber once, but all I got was a ton of WIE.
 
2012-04-19 12:55:24 PM  

bentley57: I don't know what a Justin Bieber is, but if 12 year old girls are your thing, this guy's a genius.


Not sure how he's a "genius", unless his ultimate motive was to spend a good portion of the foreseeable future getting rape-raped in whatever kind of hellhole the Canadians drop scumbags like him in.
 
2012-04-19 12:55:43 PM  

Ed Willy: Obligatory Onion Story


Thanks. I hadn't seen that before and almost died laughing.

"Almost certain to be murdered in prison."
 
2012-04-19 01:02:37 PM  

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: Considering all 12-year-old girls on the Internet are really 30-year-old fat dudes, this seems like a really easy way to get some nasty pictures you don't want to look at.


I'm a 30 year old fat dude on the internet, so I'm getting a kick...
 
2012-04-19 01:04:20 PM  
I know someone who was duped for YEARS. She thought she was talking to a musician, and it turns out it was someone faking it. No sexy vids, just a woman in her mid 20s believing a lie. When I found out the details, I wanted to say "How could you be so STUPID?!" I didn't; it wouldn't have helped. But Christ, do you really think these people cruise the Internet looking for pen pals?

/CSB
 
2012-04-19 01:10:28 PM  

StingerJ: I know someone who was duped for YEARS. She thought she was talking to a musician, and it turns out it was someone faking it.


I'm a musician. My body makes all sorts of musical sounds all on its own. And I never have to fake them.

/Yes, EIP ladies.
 
2012-04-19 01:13:07 PM  
I wonder if Bieber has ever taken advantage of his position of having all those crazed young girls going crazy at his concert - did he invite certain ones backstage and deliver the Vienna Sausage?

/The Beatles certainly did



//Vienna Sausage
 
2012-04-19 01:14:09 PM  

mantabulous: Cue the Farkers that will blame the 12 year-old girl and call her stupid for being a 12 year-old girl.


If the 12 year old girl pisses all over your couch, it's your fault for not shooting her, right?

Or something like that.
 
2012-04-19 01:15:20 PM  
HERO tag wearing an ankle monitor?
 
2012-04-19 01:24:41 PM  
Free Karl!

www.comedycentral.com
 
2012-04-19 01:25:38 PM  

Fapinator: What the hell. I wouldn't admit to being the real Justin Bieber, if I were Justin Bieber.


If I were the real Justin Bieber, I would leave a trail of pregnant 12 year olds the likes of which the world has never seen.
 
2012-04-19 01:32:46 PM  
These victims need to be identified so I can send them emails that start like this...

"Hello and Good Day be upon you!

My name Mbunto Samamjobanlinkodan and I urgently need your help on a financial issue involving 5.6 MILLION U.S. dollars!"
 
2012-04-19 01:50:53 PM  

WTFdoesitmatter: mantabulous: Cue the Farkers that will blame the 12 year-old girl and call her stupid for being a 12 year-old girl.

If the 12 year old girl pisses all over your couch, it's your fault for not shooting her, right?

Or something like that.


R Kelly?
 
2012-04-19 02:00:24 PM  
Moir is already facing a raft of charges in Canada since being arrested on April 4.

www.tylak.com

???
 
2012-04-19 02:03:46 PM  

Tylak: Moir is already facing a raft of charges in Canada since being arrested on April 4.

[www.tylak.com image 300x300]

???


Unique Canadian measurements based on our historic inland maritime culture.

In ascending order of magnitude:

-Boogie Board
-Inner Tube
-Kayak
-Canoe
-Raft
-Rowboat
 
2012-04-19 02:16:41 PM  

ObscureNameHere: Tylak: Moir is already facing a raft of charges in Canada since being arrested on April 4.

[www.tylak.com image 300x300]

???

Unique Canadian measurements based on our historic inland maritime culture.

In ascending order of magnitude:

-Boogie Board
-Inner Tube
-Kayak
-Canoe
-Raft
-Rowboat


Where does Moose fit in?
 
2012-04-19 02:18:57 PM  
and convinced a 12-year-old victim to film sexual acts on her web cam.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-04-19 02:43:10 PM  
www.explosm.net
 
2012-04-19 03:06:41 PM  
Stupid little whores!
 
2012-04-19 03:07:48 PM  
Wait, you can ask for them now?

/SVIE
// EIP
 
2012-04-19 03:22:58 PM  
So why hasn't anybody brought up the fact that one of his screennames was "Yodayoda001"? I find that to be much more unique about the case.
 
2012-04-19 03:27:58 PM  

protectyourlimbs: WTFdoesitmatter: mantabulous: Cue the Farkers that will blame the 12 year-old girl and call her stupid for being a 12 year-old girl.

If the 12 year old girl pisses all over your couch, it's your fault for not shooting her, right?

Or something like that.

R Kelly?


No, the Nooge
 
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