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(The Daily Caller)   PETA thinks that Obama should get a pass for eating dogs. I mean he's the messiah, his touching it elevated the dog to a higher plane of existence   (dailycaller.com) divider line 197
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2012-04-19 01:08:48 PM
SuperNinjaToad he's probably never set foot in a mosque is entire life FTFY

Not that it matters to me, just trying to be accurate.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLa8kpKScLM
 
2012-04-19 01:09:14 PM

TDWCom29: Can you imagine the level of retardedness we're going to get in this campaign if this stupid dog back and forth is what we're getting already?


It's already at 11. How much worse can it get?
Don't answer that.

Look, I refuse to eat veal, and I'm really trying to limit my diet of non-free range poultry and eggs.

I love dogs. What a special relationship we have. Every story about a seeing-eye dog or companion dog makes me weep like a baby. Now we're learning that dogs may have had a significant role in seeking us out back in their wolf days. To me, that's just amazing.

But they are meat, too. Like a cow. Taboo here, sure. Ok by me. But with the millions of unwanted dogs killed every year in the US, it seems a senseless waste of nutrients if there are those that would eat it. (cats, too.)
And I'm sure not going to judge another culture for what they eat.
 
2012-04-19 01:10:53 PM

gshepnyc: nekom: Well, they do have a good point actually. He was a kid. Personally I don't care if he ate dog yesterday, it's just meat.

No, it isn't. Do some homework. No other two species on the planet evolved to have the kind of relationship what human beings have had with dogs.


Corn?

Wheat?

Grass?

Cats?

Horses?

/good point, actually... coevolution is an awesome, poorly understood thing
 
2012-04-19 01:15:12 PM

nekom:

I don't support PETA in any way nor do I care if Obama ate dog, just saying I don't see anything contrary between the two.



That can only be because you don't wish to.

I don't really care if Obama ate dog or not. I have eaten at enough questionable places overseas that I assume I have at some point in my life eaten dog as well but PETA does care. As you say the whole point of "Unhappy Meals" is to educate and condemn the idea of eating meat. But Obama is apparently the exception. Sure he was a kid when he ate dog but he continues to eat meat today and to PETA eating a cow is no different that eating dog.

It is very contradictory political BS from an organization that is usually consistent to the point of idiocy.
 
2012-04-19 01:17:27 PM
At least Romney doesn't eat dogs!!!!
 
2012-04-19 01:18:34 PM
If only Conservatives didn't vote their antics would be hilarious.
 
2012-04-19 01:19:55 PM
pwjournal.files.wordpress.com

/hot like a hot dog
 
2012-04-19 01:25:19 PM
You've got to be farking kidding me. This is what you're trotting out, conservatives? Go fark yourselves, you pathetic shiats.
 
2012-04-19 01:27:01 PM
Don't blame Obama for eating a dog, blame the people who let him do it.

/You liberals are so precious.
 
2012-04-19 01:30:18 PM
Crazy insane babyish right-winger headline: PETA thinks that Obama should get a pass for eating dogs. I mean he's the messiah, his touching it elevated the dog to a higher plane of existence

Reality: PETA thinks that Obama should get a pass for eating dogs because he was a child and cannot control what was fed to him by his caretakers and guardians

PETA's still horrible people, but pretending this is some bizarre love of liberals is retarded. Animals are meat and, as the headline on Fark reveals, conservatives are animals. And therefore meat.

Unsurprisingly, the original article is full of the usual cry-baby conservative bullshiat:

Hey, if we're going to talk about how presidential candidates treated dogs decades ago, let's talk about how presidential candidates treated dogs decades ago.

...

"So what? It was a long time ago," you say. "He was a lot younger. Customs are different there. He was just doing what his stepfather told him. And hey, you can't even prove that the dogs were ever left on top of a car, you racist."


Did Mitt Romney put a dog on top of his car because his father made him do it as a child? Why was Mitt Romney even driving as a child? Can the author of the article discriminate between eating beef and tormenting a cow by strapping it, relatively unprotected, to the roof of something? Is that actually a hard concept for him to do, like "ingesting food for survival" and "gross disregard for animal comfort and safety" is some baffling similar concept in whatever Aspie world he inhabits?

Bonus conservative whiny points: Pointing out any of the above is "racist," and you're a race-baiter for doing it.
 
2012-04-19 01:32:49 PM

Tiiba: What if you could open up your chest like Gluttony from Full Metal Alchemist and create a portal to hell? What would that "justify"?


Before I answer that question, I need to ask one.

What the hell are you talking about?
 
2012-04-19 01:34:46 PM

Tiiba: kingoomieiii: ""A child has an excuse, but grownups all should know by now the disgusting condition of slaughterhouses and fear and suffering that animals endure on factory farms and try a vegetari" - BLAH BLAH BLAH BOO HOO WE HAVE CANINE TEETH AND ENZYMES TO BREAK DOWN MEAT THAT HERBIVORES DON'T HAVE

Shut up, vegetarians.

What if you could open up your chest like Gluttony from Full Metal Alchemist and create a portal to hell? What would that "justify"?



Oh yeah? But what if you could open up your chest and unlimited amounts of strippers and coke would pour forth, huh? What would that "justify"?

I mean, if we're going to start making ridiculous nonsense comparisons then where does it end? I'll tell you where, at the first one because a comparison has to have some grounding in reality to make any sense.

And Gluttony didn't have a portal to hell, he had a portal to his own personal pocket dimension. I will grant you that starving to death in an ankle deep endless pool of blood is pretty hellish though.
 
2012-04-19 01:35:01 PM

FormlessOne: MrHelpful: namegoeshere: INeedAName: namegoeshere: NEWSFLASH: People in other countries and cultures eat protien from alternate sources that may seem unusual to us. Film at eleven.

From my understanding, dog meat is a delicacy in Kenya.

This is why I think the whole "ZOMG He ate DOG!" counterattack will fail: it is drawing attention to the fact that Obama comes off as more worldly than Romney, who is so Rich Monochromatic Shiny White American Guy that it hurts.

Obama is worldly? Yeah. Sure. Right. With his nose continuously stuck up in the air, it's amazing he can see anything at all, much less the world around him.

Wait - did you just run with "uppity"? Really?


Wait..did you just claim I said something I didn't? Really?
 
2012-04-19 01:35:48 PM

Daraymann: Don't blame Obama for eating a dog, blame the people who let him do it.

/You liberals are so precious.


If you're too damned retarded to distinguish between animal cruelty and killing an animal for food, and you're too retarded to distinguish between acts done as an adult and acts done as a child at the insistence of a parent, maybe we should strap you to the top of a car.
 
2012-04-19 01:40:41 PM

Digitalstrange: It is very contradictory political BS from an organization that is usually consistent to the point of idiocy.


To be fair, when it comes to PETA, the 'point of idiocy' is pretty close to ground level.
 
2012-04-19 01:41:46 PM

gshepnyc: nekom: Well, they do have a good point actually. He was a kid. Personally I don't care if he ate dog yesterday, it's just meat.

No, it isn't. Do some homework. No other two species on the planet evolved to have the kind of relationship what human beings have had with dogs.


Only in America and some other countries.

In India, cows are sacred. No other two species on the planet evolved to have the kind of relationship what human beings have had with cows.
 
2012-04-19 01:45:33 PM
soonerpsycho.com
 
2012-04-19 01:48:13 PM
HyperChrist can bring back the dead. All Hail Obama
 
2012-04-19 01:52:19 PM
i1232.photobucket.com

/slackers
 
2012-04-19 01:58:14 PM
I wouldn't give a fark if Obama ate a dogburger every week as long as the thing didn't suffer. STFU, PETA. I hope you choke on your tabbouleh.and seitan strips.

/has dog
//would eat my dog if famine happened
///Sorry Chico
 
2012-04-19 01:59:00 PM

kingoomieiii: Tiiba: What if you could open up your chest like Gluttony from Full Metal Alchemist and create a portal to hell? What would that "justify"?

Before I answer that question, I need to ask one.

What the hell are you talking about?


It's an anime. The best way I can think of to describe it is that it's sort of like "Harry Potter" with alchemy instead of wizardry.

Not sure how Tiiba thinks it relates to PETA, though.
 
2012-04-19 02:03:42 PM

chaoswolf: Meat is meat. Given the right circumstances most of us would eat human.


Grilling out tonight?
 
2012-04-19 02:05:29 PM
No word on eating pussy?
 
2012-04-19 02:11:59 PM

The Shatner Incident: I wouldn't give a fark if Obama ate a dogburger every week as long as the thing didn't suffer. STFU, PETA. I hope you choke on your tabbouleh.and seitan strips.

/has dog
//would eat my dog if famine happened
///Sorry Chico



Oh it would bother me.... but we're talking about a CHILD here. I don't understand how someone could honestly think it's a legitimate criticism to point out that this happened when he was a child. Kids don't have a farking choice. This isn't criticism, it's just retarded mudslinging.
 
2012-04-19 02:13:09 PM

mongbiohazard:

Oh yeah? But what if you could open up your chest and unlimited amounts of strippers and coke would pour forth, huh? What would that "justify"?


NOTHING. That's the point. Coke would still be illegal, as well it should be.
 
2012-04-19 02:14:33 PM
Awesome headline.

Eating Dog, Ok.
Putting it in a pet carrier, secured to the roof, so it doesnt shiat all over your kids on a long road trip,

Not Okay.

And you people claim conservative bias.
/I claim bullshiat.
 
2012-04-19 02:17:54 PM

Clemkadidlefark: Either Barry is not a Muslim after all, or this story is a clear case of Taqiyya

'Cause dog ain't on the menu for "good" Musselmen, if you know your halal.

Since Barry's lips were moving I'm gonna have to go with Taqiyya.


Jews (even some practicing) don't observe kosher diets all the time. Not a big deal depending on where you live.
 
2012-04-19 02:18:59 PM

The Shatner Incident: STFU, PETA. I hope you choke on your tabbouleh.and seitan strips.


That is grossly unfair...to tabbouleh.
 
2012-04-19 02:20:13 PM
I, too, enjoy Chinese food.
 
2012-04-19 02:21:42 PM

Soonerpsycho: [soonerpsycho.com image 342x1033]


BAHAHAHA!!
 
2012-04-19 02:24:57 PM
If Obama had a dog, it would look a lot like the dogs he ate as a child.
 
2012-04-19 02:25:40 PM

Tiiba: mongbiohazard:

Oh yeah? But what if you could open up your chest and unlimited amounts of strippers and coke would pour forth, huh? What would that "justify"?

NOTHING. That's the point. Coke would still be illegal, as well it should be.



lolwut? We're not talking about Obama as a kid doing anything illegal. Did you miss that part of this fauxtrage? Also, he was a CHILD. Children don't get to make choices about shiat like that, and this was in another country which doesn't share our taboo on the subject. What part of any of that is hard for people to understand? Apparently that quote of mine also where you stopped reading my post, so I'll just reiterate the rest for you:

I mean, if we're going to start making ridiculous nonsense comparisons then where does it end? I'll tell you where, at the first one because a comparison has to have some grounding in reality to make any sense.

And Gluttony didn't have a portal to hell, he had a portal to his own personal pocket dimension. I will grant you that starving to death in an ankle deep endless pool of blood is pretty hellish though.
 
2012-04-19 02:26:52 PM
The messiah named his dog after himself and now eats watermelon in Colombia and spam. SO how is that Stereotype working out for you Democrats.
OMG 2012
 
2012-04-19 02:27:16 PM

Evil Mackerel: chaoswolf: Meat is meat. Given the right circumstances most of us would eat human.

Grilling out tonight?


Tastes of chicken.

/side note: I would eat my dog, but only if I had to in order to survive. I'd eat a neighbor first.
//would have also been shot by the cop if I had been that dude here in Austin because my dog is a member of my family
 
2012-04-19 02:35:27 PM

mongbiohazard: Tiiba: mongbiohazard:

Oh yeah? But what if you could open up your chest and unlimited amounts of strippers and coke would pour forth, huh? What would that "justify"?

NOTHING. That's the point. Coke would still be illegal, as well it should be.


lolwut? We're not talking about Obama as a kid doing anything illegal. Did you miss that part of this fauxtrage? Also, he was a CHILD. Children don't get to make choices about shiat like that, and this was in another country which doesn't share our taboo on the subject.


Dude, that is not what I was talking about at all. I was responding to the claim that us having canines and specialized enzymes is a message from God.
 
2012-04-19 02:40:57 PM

EatTheWorld: you all realize this is a reaction to Romney being dissed on putting his dog on roof of car. The point is that eating a dog is worse.


You realize why this argument is bullshiat, right?
 
2012-04-19 02:42:41 PM
But has he ever eaten chicken?
 
2012-04-19 02:45:36 PM

Tiiba: mongbiohazard: Tiiba: mongbiohazard:

Oh yeah? But what if you could open up your chest and unlimited amounts of strippers and coke would pour forth, huh? What would that "justify"?

NOTHING. That's the point. Coke would still be illegal, as well it should be.


lolwut? We're not talking about Obama as a kid doing anything illegal. Did you miss that part of this fauxtrage? Also, he was a CHILD. Children don't get to make choices about shiat like that, and this was in another country which doesn't share our taboo on the subject.

Dude, that is not what I was talking about at all. I was responding to the claim that us having canines and specialized enzymes is a message from God.



Hmmnn... I'd agree with you if you don't think it's a message from god.

It is, however, a message from our evolution as wide-spectrum resource utilizers. We evolved to be omnivores, and require animal proteins in our diet to be healthy and as children to develop to our full potential. I see nothing wrong with a humane meat supply.

That said, hey, when vat meat production gets up and running I'll be happy to switch that. Since we'll be growing it ourselves we can make it even better than more traditionally animal harvested meat, so bonus there.
 
2012-04-19 02:47:06 PM

Lando Lincoln: EatTheWorld: you all realize this is a reaction to Romney being dissed on putting his dog on roof of car. The point is that eating a dog is worse.

You realize why this argument is bullshiat, right?


You know darn well he doesn't realize that.
 
2012-04-19 02:48:33 PM

glaurunge: But has he ever eaten chicken?


Juicy breasts and tender thighs.
 
2012-04-19 02:58:40 PM

Tiiba: Dude, that is not what I was talking about at all. I was responding to the claim that us having canines and specialized enzymes is a message from God.


I didn't say it was a message from god. That's dumb as hell.

Biologically speaking, we are omnivores. Look at our teeth. Our digestive systems are built around it. Sometimes farking plants aren't enough.

"Oh, but in certain circumstances, animals aren't required!" Well, I'm sure all the people alive because of pig heart valves are thrilled to hear it. For the record, PETA is 100% against the use of animals, even to save human lives. They're also firmly against human ownership of animals in any form, including keeping pets.
 
2012-04-19 03:04:37 PM

MrHelpful: namegoeshere: INeedAName: namegoeshere: NEWSFLASH: People in other countries and cultures eat protien from alternate sources that may seem unusual to us. Film at eleven.

From my understanding, dog meat is a delicacy in Kenya.

This is why I think the whole "ZOMG He ate DOG!" counterattack will fail: it is drawing attention to the fact that Obama comes off as more worldly than Romney, who is so Rich Monochromatic Shiny White American Guy that it hurts.

Obama is worldly? Yeah. Sure. Right. With his nose continuously stuck up in the air, it's amazing he can see anything at all, much less the world around him.


Thank God we have Romney, who truly has his thumb on the pulse of middle class America. At least someone understands us.
 
2012-04-19 03:05:29 PM

Soonerpsycho: [soonerpsycho.com image 342x1033]


ROFL. Best This is Dog so far.
 
2012-04-19 03:08:43 PM
How does Obama get his dog to roll over? A rotisserie.
 
2012-04-19 03:11:44 PM

lennavan: I'm trying to figure out which is the most retarded:

1) The article
2) People who think eating dog is more outrageous than eating another animal (like cow)
3) PETA
4) Subby
5) Modmin who greenlit this
6) The headline

Right now I'm leaning towards 4 but I can be convinced otherwise.


You forgot to mention the idiots working for Obama who decided to go on the attack vs Romney over a story his wife told about strapping their dog (in a carrier) to the top of their car for a road trip. That's what started this whole retarded conversation and got people distracted from a bi-partisan bill that's being worked on that will further erode our rights. Not to mention that it requires all cars after 2015 to have a black box like they use in airplanes to be installed in it. Check section 31406 of the bill for that part. No worries though. I'm sure our benevolent leaders will never abuse their power and use the information on those boxes for anything other than discovering why our cars crashed.
 
2012-04-19 03:14:09 PM

indylaw: Daraymann: Don't blame Obama for eating a dog, blame the people who let him do it.

/You liberals are so precious.

If you're too damned retarded to distinguish between animal cruelty and killing an animal for food, and you're too retarded to distinguish between acts done as an adult and acts done as a child at the insistence of a parent, maybe we should strap you to the top of a car.


Typical liberal reaction. Insults, threats and excuses toward anyone foolish enough to disagree with you.
 
2012-04-19 03:16:01 PM
Hypocrite liberal PETA pussies. Just look at their reaction to Obama's horse meat consumption approval. Totally in his pocket. Leftwing syncophant conspiracy!
 
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2012-04-19 03:16:52 PM
People
Eating
Tasty
Animals
 
2012-04-19 03:20:32 PM
Oh come on his wife is not THAT ugly, PETA.
 
2012-04-19 03:22:05 PM

DempseySR26: How does Obama get his dog to roll over? A rotisserie.


I'll expand on that.

First question in the 2012 Presidential debates -

How did each of you teach your dogs to roll over?

Romney - I stepped on the brakes.

Obama - I used a rotisserie.

Sorry, couldn't resist. ;)
 
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