oldernell: You are never more than 5 feet away from a spider.
miss diminutive: oldernell: You are never more than 5 feet away from a spider.Thank you for ruining my life./browsing human hamster balls now
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mongbiohazard: One single spider and they panic and shut down the entire building? I don't want to be bitten by one either, but that seems kind of ridiculous. Smash the thing with a shoe and GBTW, jackasses.
Fabric_Man: That's right, kids. They're closing the place down to fumigate for brown reculuse spiders.Here's why...
cakeboss: Did you guys hear that they're closing the post office for almost 3 weeks because they only saw one spider??!/no one was bitten//3 weeks!
SoCalSurfer: No scenes from the mist yet? I am disappointSeriously, I cannot watch that movie. Makes me want a carry permit for a flame thrower
Petit_Merdeux: All spiders are poisonous.
Voiceofreason01: but when this one bites you it causes a large painful sore of rotting flesh that will leave a nasty scar
Petit_Merdeux: Ah, I've gotten worse from hookers.
Almet: mongbiohazard: One single spider and they panic and shut down the entire building? I don't want to be bitten by one either, but that seems kind of ridiculous. Smash the thing with a shoe and GBTW, jackasses.We've had them at businesses around where I live, and they typically close for a week to fumigate, clean, dry out, then fumigate again.Brown recluses like to occupy crawlspaces and the uninsulated space between interior walls, and if you see one, there's a pretty good chance there's a nest of them deep eithin or under your building.
Bontesla: oldernell: You are never more than 5 feet away from a spider.Reminds me of the island off the coast of Brazil in which every bed-sized area can carry about 11 deadly snakes including a snake specific to that island with a potent toxicity that has never been thoroughly tested.
Okieboy: KickKat2012-04-19 10:32:45 AM There is no such thing as a poisonous spider as far as I know./being *that* guyAs far as I'm concerned, ALL spiders are deadly and must be dealt with appropriately.If by dealt with appropriately, you mean screaming bloody murder until someone else comes in the room to squash it and save you, yes.
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