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2012-04-19 08:18:58 AM  
That is the joy of going in early or on a Saturday.
 
2012-04-19 08:18:59 AM  
I get to work at 4:45am and I still never get anything done.
 
2012-04-19 08:19:42 AM  
You're getting work done, but you're posting on fark? Do you have a tail?
 
2012-04-19 08:22:48 AM  
Annnnnd, we just went green. Congrats to you!
 
2012-04-19 08:23:12 AM  
Greenlight? Really?
 
2012-04-19 08:23:45 AM  
I'm at the office and I have nothing to do today, tomorrow or Monday. My phone can only entertain me so much. I need books or a portable dvd player.
 
2012-04-19 08:23:46 AM  

myschief: That is the joy of going in early or on a Saturday.


Joy of working on a Saturday?
 
2012-04-19 08:24:39 AM  

foo monkey: myschief: That is the joy of going in early or on a Saturday.

Joy of working on a Saturday?


I know. This is Greek to me. Pure gibberish.
 
2012-04-19 08:24:40 AM  
I'm going back to bed.
 
2012-04-19 08:24:49 AM  
I HAVE COOKIES
 
2012-04-19 08:24:51 AM  
Ah. TFD getting a green. Amusing.
 
2012-04-19 08:25:55 AM  
Is there anybody there to appreciate your proactive productivity?

If not, FAIL.

Better eat two brownies and have a couple of adult cigarettes.
 
2012-04-19 08:26:30 AM  

foo monkey: myschief: That is the joy of going in early or on a Saturday.

Joy of working on a Saturday?


I can get 8hrs of work done in 3 hrs on a Saturday without everyone else in the office. Of course, I have the choice to work Saturdays as needed, I am not forced in on weekends.
 
2012-04-19 08:26:33 AM  
Boss?
 
2012-04-19 08:26:40 AM  
Just got in to work - I think I'll head to the chip machine for breakfast
 
2012-04-19 08:26:53 AM  

WienerButt: I'm at the office and I have nothing to do today, tomorrow or Monday. My phone can only entertain me so much. I need books or a portable dvd player.


What's a DVD player?

The Spotify app on my phone is well worth the $10 a month I spend on it.
 
2012-04-19 08:27:02 AM  

myschief: That is the joy of going in early or on a Saturday.


Um...I mean, while having nobody around is awesome, the whole "working on a Saturday" thing is just not cool, ever.

Now, I'm lucky that nobody in my office really rolls in until 9:30, so I can knock out 75% of what I have to do between 7 and 9:30. The rest of the time is just interference.

LlamaGirl: I HAVE COOKIES


I'm making molasses cookies this Sunday.
 
2012-04-19 08:27:03 AM  

LlamaGirl: I HAVE COOKIES


Just received an email that says there are cookies upstairs. Gotta go!
 
2012-04-19 08:27:23 AM  
Last few days have been really dead. Managed to finish one book and do a crap load of surfing the net
 
2012-04-19 08:27:24 AM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Ah. TFD getting a green. Amusing.


$5 well kept, I see.
 
2012-04-19 08:28:10 AM  
Yes, but how do your TPS reports look?
 
2012-04-19 08:28:12 AM  
Stop that! Stop that right now.
 
2012-04-19 08:28:22 AM  

foo monkey: myschief: That is the joy of going in early or on a Saturday.

Joy of working on a Saturday?


Ummm....
www.mudgoodjobs.com
...yeah...
 
2012-04-19 08:28:25 AM  
 
2012-04-19 08:28:31 AM  
BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA! I woke up early and I haven't got shiat done...

This is the BEST song to start a day to, though.
 
2012-04-19 08:28:46 AM  

TippsyMcstagger: Last few days have been really dead. Managed to finish one book and do a crap load of surfing the net


You're a grandpa, aren't you.
 
2012-04-19 08:29:11 AM  
Welcome to my mornings, subby. I love it. It worked out so well for me, my boss starting showing up at 5:30 AM, too.
 
2012-04-19 08:30:03 AM  
Go take a huge dump in the bathroom and leave a present for someone.
 
2012-04-19 08:30:09 AM  
When I arrive at the office super early or stay really late, I have to convince myself that I'm actually getting lots of work done too.

I guess truthfully, I do get more done despite spending more time on Fark ...
 
2012-04-19 08:30:14 AM  
Lies! How can one get work done if farking?
 
2012-04-19 08:30:44 AM  
When you get in before everyone else:

Raid the candy dishes. Take some not all.

Switch chairs around. You can blame this on the cleaning crew.

Disconnect the hot chick's mouse. This gives you the opportunity to "fix" her computer. You might also be able to crawl under her desk while she stays in the chair.

Fart in the boss' office. Take one important piece of paper and shred it.

Turn up the volume on the computer speakers of people who have sound events for everything

Put all the seats up in the ladies bathroom

Deploy an Annoyatron

Make decaf in the caf coffeepot
 
2012-04-19 08:30:45 AM  
If I could get on virtualnes at work then I would never be bored. I'm nervous as it is reading the local paper and ESPN.

/my job sucks
// I work in a cult like environment
///filled with control freaks
 
2012-04-19 08:30:55 AM  

Mrs.Sharpier: TippsyMcstagger: Last few days have been really dead. Managed to finish one book and do a crap load of surfing the net

You're a grandpa, aren't you.


dang you found me out
 
2012-04-19 08:31:11 AM  
I love cruising the information super highway.
 
2012-04-19 08:31:21 AM  
i get in every morning at 6:30am. No one bothers me until 9am. It's bliss.

/ Work would be great if it weren't for the people...
/ or my wife calling me 6 times a day to talk about nothing and pester the fark out of me.
 
2012-04-19 08:31:31 AM  
Just got into work myself. I let my boss know that I covered his hide on something upper-management was looking for. He repaid the favor by asking me to take his place in a godawful task he volunteered for.

I think this afternoon is going to see a drop in productivity for me.
 
2012-04-19 08:32:41 AM  
Time to turn on my Glee pandora station!
 
2012-04-19 08:32:53 AM  
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2012-04-19 08:33:27 AM  
Early to bed, early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and an affair more difficult to detect.
 
2012-04-19 08:34:17 AM  

tfresh:
/ or my wife calling me 6 times a day to talk about nothing and pester the fark out of me.


That reminds me, I need to call him and ask what he thinks about dinner, I really think we should use the kidney beans instead of the navy beans, but I need his opinion


sorry
 
2012-04-19 08:34:57 AM  
I'm on the bus on my way to work. It's not even 7am yet here.
 
2012-04-19 08:37:31 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: Make decaf in the caf coffeepot


Only if I am leaving at lunch... I don't want to be involved with the bloodshed.
 
2012-04-19 08:38:13 AM  
That's part of the reason I love working on the weekends so much. Productivity = through the roof.
 
2012-04-19 08:38:30 AM  
Yup - nothing like shlumpin' late into the office to find the resident ass-lick doing calisthenics and polishing the managers door-knobs.

G'mornin' Jim - you pathetic douche!
 
2012-04-19 08:38:33 AM  
In the post lunch-lull over here.
 
2012-04-19 08:39:12 AM  

LlamaGirl: I HAVE COOKIES


I LOVE YOU! I'm on my way!
 
2012-04-19 08:39:48 AM  
Y U GO GREEN??

/yuno.jpg
//not worth the effort from my phone
 
2012-04-19 08:40:30 AM  
Nobody in the office? Did everybody start 4/20 a day early?
 
2012-04-19 08:41:01 AM  

Lupine Chemist: In the post lunch-lull over here.


err...post-lunch lull

Never mind my hyphens, I want a siesta.
 
2012-04-19 08:41:18 AM  
I'm not due in until noon.. I count myself as lucky.. But I still get to deal with morons all day..

"What do you mean my house payment is due on the first? My coupon says it's due on the 16th!!

"Ma'am/Sir, Today is the 19th"

"Oh, I guess i'm farked."

"Yes, you are."
 
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