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(Yahoo)   South Carolina cops still getting extra phlegm in their McDonald's Happy Meals; still not happy about it   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 70
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2012-04-19 08:54:40 AM
www.forkparty.com
 
2012-04-19 08:56:23 AM
Ennuipoet: [www.forkparty.com image 480x260]

i177.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-19 09:14:05 AM
chicken f*ckers. BBBKAAAAAKKK!
 
2012-04-19 10:25:46 AM
Probably wanted a liter of cola.
 
2012-04-19 10:27:15 AM
I don't want a large Farva!
 
2012-04-19 10:28:34 AM
Passive aggressive bullshiat like this is the last resort of a beaten people who have no other recourse.
 
2012-04-19 10:29:06 AM
Wait till they find out what's in the special sauce...
i10.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-19 10:29:59 AM
That's a lotta Dimp.
 
2012-04-19 10:30:13 AM
PsyLord: Wait till they find out what's in the special sauce...
[i10.photobucket.com image 500x260]


take two...

s3-ak.buzzfed.com
 
2012-04-19 10:31:07 AM
Disgusting. This is why I prefer restaurants with open kitchens.
 
2012-04-19 10:31:28 AM
"Authorities say 19-year-old Marvin Washington Jr. was arrested Wednesday and charged with malicious tampering with food."

Now there's an every day Caucasian name.

/smirk
 
2012-04-19 10:33:41 AM
bim1154: "Authorities say 19-year-old Marvin Washington Jr. was arrested Wednesday and charged with malicious tampering with food."

Now there's an every day Caucasian name.

/smirk


Why does that matter?
 
2012-04-19 10:33:48 AM
lol came here to say all of the above.. thanks for the morning laugh peeps.
 
2012-04-19 10:39:13 AM
Who spit y'all?
 
2012-04-19 10:39:44 AM
FTFA: The owner of the McDonald's says he follows stringent food safety procedures and asked people not to reach conclusions until all the facts come out.

www.wearysloth.com
agrees
 
2012-04-19 10:40:58 AM
Sweet tea is nasty. Might as well just drink sugar water.
 
2012-04-19 10:41:38 AM
fawlty: FTFA: The owner of the McDonald's says he follows stringent food safety procedures and asked people not to reach conclusions until all the facts come out.

[www.wearysloth.com image 320x240]
agrees


There appears to be a phlegm gap.
 
Slu
2012-04-19 10:42:39 AM
I am actually sad the story is not about actually spitting cops' drinks. Regular people don't deserve this. Cops on the other hand...
 
2012-04-19 10:49:00 AM

The owner of the McDonald's says he follows stringent food safety procedures and asked people not to reach conclusions until all the facts come out.


Unfortunately the explicit video is not enough without supporting hearsay evidence.
 
2012-04-19 10:50:49 AM
Cops should not complain about the food.

/you either, citizen
 
2012-04-19 10:54:27 AM
Slu: I am actually sad the story is not about actually spitting cops' drinks. Regular people don't deserve this McDonald's food. Cops on the other hand...

FTFY
/amirite?
 
2012-04-19 10:54:42 AM
I guess its too much for some to pour out the contents and refill with the correctly purchased beverage?
Wonder if the two customers were white. Would that constitute a hate crime? And yes, the spitter is black...and a dumbass.
 
2012-04-19 10:56:20 AM
indylaw: bim1154: "Authorities say 19-year-old Marvin Washington Jr. was arrested Wednesday and charged with malicious tampering with food."

Now there's an every day Caucasian name.

/smirk

Why does that matter?


It only matters if the perp is white and the victim is black.
 
2012-04-19 10:58:03 AM
i.cdn.turner.com

Figures
 
2012-04-19 10:58:15 AM
They knew it was a McDonald's before they got food there.
 
2012-04-19 10:59:36 AM
The cops should pack their own lunch since they know what is going to happen. On the other hand, it's probably more nutritious than the crap sold through McRectumrocket anyway.
 
2012-04-19 11:05:28 AM
Ennuipoet: [www.forkparty.com image 480x260]

Came for this.

/literacola
 
2012-04-19 11:07:45 AM
jehovahs witness protection: [i.cdn.turner.com image 325x400]

Figures


You spelt it wrong.......
 
2012-04-19 11:09:58 AM
Oh cool- another bigot thread. Too bad the cops didn't shoot him. Then we'd have the police lovers and the gun nuts too. Throw in a random pic of a scantilly clad under age actress and you have the makings of a FARK perfect storm.
 
2012-04-19 11:10:08 AM
So they didn't think McDonald's sweet tea was sweet enough? My god it is almost simple syrup as it is.
 
2012-04-19 11:24:25 AM
Good. I would've spit in the cups as well, just not on camera.

I hope all southerners, white and black, get diabetes and have to have their legs cut off. That's why I'm against national healthcare, I don't want to subsidize fat farking sweet-tea drinking retards in teh South.

"Authorities say the customers discovered phlegm when they removed the lids of the drinks to add more sugar because the iced tea still was not sweet enough."
 
2012-04-19 11:26:25 AM
Fellas, there's not enough room in this thread for BOTH the Fark White Power Brigade who wet themselves every time Alfonso Ribiero shows up on their TV unexpectedly AND the Fark Cop Resistance League who wouldn't actually spit in the cop's food because (a) what if he saw and (b) already got fired from McDonalds.

I suggest a contest of will to settle this. Whoever can delay their orgasm longest while masturbating to the thought of a black cop gets free run of the thread. I'll be back in about 45 seconds to see who won.
 
2012-04-19 11:29:52 AM
Primum: Good. I would've spit in the cups as well, just not on camera.

I hope all southerners, white and black, get diabetes and have to have their legs cut off. That's why I'm against national healthcare, I don't want to subsidize fat farking sweet-tea drinking retards in teh South.

"Authorities say the customers discovered phlegm when they removed the lids of the drinks to add more sugar because the iced tea still was not sweet enough."


Hmm... never really thought of it this way. Seems Republican policies disproportionately harm their own constituencies. Maybe by electing Republicans we can 'starve the beast'. Give then enough rope to hang themselves.
 
2012-04-19 11:30:05 AM
slave2grind: indylaw: bim1154: "Authorities say 19-year-old Marvin Washington Jr. was arrested Wednesday and charged with malicious tampering with food."

Now there's an every day Caucasian name.

/smirk

Why does that matter?

It only matters if the perp is white and the victim is black.


Uh-huh. I'll try this again. Why focus on the name in the article and imply that the perpetrator must be black because white people don't have names like that? What's the point?

Do you have an answer for that?
 
2012-04-19 11:33:03 AM
www.seattlemet.com

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2012-04-19 11:33:08 AM
indylaw: bim1154: "Authorities say 19-year-old Marvin Washington Jr. was arrested Wednesday and charged with malicious tampering with food."

Now there's an every day Caucasian name.

/smirk

Why does that matter?


A black man spitting in my tea? Ewwww! I'll take Caucasian spit in my Lipton's any day of the week!
:)
 
2012-04-19 11:35:24 AM
indylaw: slave2grind: indylaw: bim1154: "Authorities say 19-year-old Marvin Washington Jr. was arrested Wednesday and charged with malicious tampering with food."

Now there's an every day Caucasian name.

/smirk

Why does that matter?

It only matters if the perp is white and the victim is black.

Uh-huh. I'll try this again. Why focus on the name in the article and imply that the perpetrator must be black because white people don't have names like that? What's the point?

Do you have an answer for that?


Because here at Fark, we Farkers usually bring to the forefront a word, phrase, paragraph from a submitted thread and comment on it in such a way as to stir up the population. As you can see, it worked.
 
2012-04-19 11:36:22 AM
Primum: Good. I would've spit in the cups as well, just not on camera.

I hope all southerners, white and black, get diabetes and have to have their legs cut off.


Wow, bigot much? I don't love paying higher insurance premiums due to preventable causes either, but holy shiat dude. There's a difference between being irritated about something and publicly claiming that you hope an over-generalized group of people are brutally mutilated. Time to step down off that high horse you obnoxious hate-mongering fark.

/southern
//not fat
///doesn't drink sweet tea
 
2012-04-19 11:41:59 AM
People in the South like their sun tea disgustingly sweet, it seriously must be like a 1:1 ratio of tea to sugar. Whatever walking porkpile had to request extra sugar two times for their already sweetened tea could probably use a break from the stuff anyway.
 
2012-04-19 11:43:22 AM
bim1154: indylaw: slave2grind: indylaw: bim1154: "Authorities say 19-year-old Marvin Washington Jr. was arrested Wednesday and charged with malicious tampering with food."

Now there's an every day Caucasian name.

/smirk

Why does that matter?

It only matters if the perp is white and the victim is black.

Uh-huh. I'll try this again. Why focus on the name in the article and imply that the perpetrator must be black because white people don't have names like that? What's the point?

Do you have an answer for that?

Because here at Fark, we Farkers usually bring to the forefront a word, phrase, paragraph from a submitted thread and comment on it in such a way as to stir up the population. As you can see, it worked.


Like a charm....
 
2012-04-19 11:48:38 AM
Zeno-25: People in the South like their sun tea disgustingly sweet, it seriously must be like a 1:1 ratio of tea to sugar. Whatever walking porkpile had to request extra sugar two times for their already sweetened tea could probably use a break from the stuff anyway.

I see this at local "BBQ" and southern-style restaurants in town. If I do order "sweet" tea, I usually cut it with 50% unsweetened tea.
 
2012-04-19 11:53:09 AM
Marvin Washington Jr.

yeah thats a pretty black name alright...*snickers*
 
2012-04-19 11:55:19 AM
assets0.ordienetworks.com

/approves
 
2012-04-19 12:21:11 PM
Zeno-25: People in the South like their sun tea disgustingly sweet, it seriously must be like a 1:1 ratio of tea to sugar. Whatever walking porkpile had to request extra sugar two times for their already sweetened tea could probably use a break from the stuff anyway.

Yeah, southern sweet tea is a particular and peculiar thing. I think it's only considered properly made if you can shake it and cause sugar to fall out of the supersaturated solution. Which is why the two customers were just being silly: everyone knows you have to add the sugar during the brewing process or the tea won't be able to hold it properly.
Anyway, I like sweet tea now and then when I'm visiting back home in SC (very near where this story happened, actually), but I couldn't drink it on a regular basis. I wonder what the geographical range for southern sweet tea is. You don't really see it much here in Texas.
 
2012-04-19 12:31:16 PM
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2012-04-19 12:34:04 PM
Might as well drink sugar water

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-04-19 12:48:07 PM
jehovahs witness protection: [i.cdn.turner.com image 325x400]

Figures


Like you couldn't tell from his name?
 
2012-04-19 12:56:19 PM
johnnyq: You don't really see it much here in Texas.

texass isn't the south, it's the west.
 
2012-04-19 12:56:31 PM
Holy shiat... I live in Simpsonville. I wonder if it was at the ghetto McDonald's or the slightly-less-ghetto McDonald's.

/not a cop
//don't drink iced tea
///usually end up at Chic-fil-a or 5 Guys for fast food anyway
 
2012-04-19 01:09:10 PM
bel4sucks: texas isn't the south, it's the west.

Yes, but the question was where, west, north, etc., does one stop seeing southern sweet tea as a commonly occurring drink?
 
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