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(Denver Post)   Utah man arrested for giving "the worst tattoo ever" for drugs. It was either a moobtat, tramp stamp, barbed wire on biceps, Japanese letters you hope are what you wanted, or anything you can't see without a mirror, or necktat   (denverpost.com) divider line 95
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2012-04-19 12:14:11 AM  
Useless without..., etc etc.
 
2012-04-19 12:16:17 AM  
Wow it's illegal to tattoo a minor in Utah.

Good to know.
 
2012-04-19 12:18:00 AM  
My poor impulse control is causing me to post in this thread.
 
2012-04-19 12:19:17 AM  

Lipspinach: My poor impulse control is causing me to post in this thread.


That and your giant neck.
 
2012-04-19 12:21:48 AM  
What kind of drugs?
 
2012-04-19 12:27:49 AM  
Chicks dig my tribal tattoo.
 
2012-04-19 12:28:30 AM  
A 17 year old looking to swap drugs for a tat isn't a child.
 
2012-04-19 12:30:18 AM  
My sister made the mistake of getting a tattoo years ago from some jerk who was clearly not a professional. It was supposed to be a red rose bud (trite, yes) but ended up looking like a damaged brain on the end of a mangled spinal cord. It was on her shoulder blade so she couldn't see it till it was done. It was so awful I wish she'd taken a picture of it just for the horrific, humorous glory of remembering it before it was covered by decent artwork. She wanted to kill him. I'm pretty sure liquor was involved. It's now covered by a really well done Mickey Mouse wizard (she's a Disney fan).
 
2012-04-19 12:30:43 AM  
Stupid people do stupid things. Where's the problem?
 
2012-04-19 12:30:59 AM  
Look, we've all seen these threads, and we all know the worst tattoo ever is the VERY NSFW gay mermaid penis back tat
 
2012-04-19 12:32:57 AM  

bukketmaster: Look, we've all seen these threads, and we all know the worst tattoo ever is the VERY NSFW gay mermaid penis back tat


How did you take a pic of your back?
 
2012-04-19 12:33:37 AM  

bukketmaster: Look, we've all seen these threads, and we all know the worst tattoo ever is the VERY NSFW gay mermaid penis back tat


I wouldn't say it's the *worst*. "Gayest" maybe, but there's also the Swayzicorn, so it's a toss-up.
 
2012-04-19 12:33:47 AM  
tat pic may be a no show due to minor problems
 
2012-04-19 12:36:15 AM  
Tattoos are a fad
 
2012-04-19 12:40:36 AM  

bukketmaster: Look, we've all seen these threads, and we all know the worst tattoo ever is the VERY NSFW gay mermaid penis back tat


Well, the subject matter is kinda freaky, but artistically, I've seen much worse. I saw a guy in a mini-mart up in Calhoun, GA with some blind-left-handed and missing fingers-mentally-disabled-kindergarten-drawing mess of USAF Senior Airman (really - not even an NCO) wings with Army and USMC stuff splatted in - truly awful. He's a patriot, for sure. I swear I saw it on some "bad tattoo" slideshow later on. I'd consider self amputation if that was on me.
 
2012-04-19 12:40:36 AM  

Ambivalence: Wow it's illegal to tattoo a minor in Utah.

Good to know.


*without parental consent. With parental consent, anything goes. There's a reason Utah is the place where "troubled teen" camps set up shop.
 
2012-04-19 12:40:37 AM  
My sister got a tat when she was a teenager. My dad blew a gasket. When her youngest girl was about 2 y/o I had one of those temporary tats applied in the same place. My dad blew a gasket.

/life is good.
 
2012-04-19 12:40:44 AM  
www.rankmytattoos.com
 
2012-04-19 12:41:15 AM  

Lipspinach: My poor impulse control is causing me to post in this thread.


Hey, at least your post is spelled correctly.


Ambivalence: Wow it's illegal to tattoo a minor in Utah.


But apparently bartering with drugs is okie-dokie.
 
2012-04-19 12:41:20 AM  

Wii.Tard: Tattoos are a fad


I expect their popularity will fade over time.
 
2012-04-19 12:42:57 AM  

Ambivalence: Wow it's illegal to tattoo a minor in Utah.

Good to know.


Not if you marry her first.
 
2012-04-19 12:45:26 AM  
"Moobtat." LOL I'm gonna go Google that. Then I'm gonna regret it.
 
2012-04-19 12:47:33 AM  
 
2012-04-19 12:47:38 AM  

Fuggin Bizzy: "Moobtat." LOL I'm gonna go Google that. Then I'm gonna regret it.


I think I've found my next pet's name. "Here, Moobtat....here boy."
 
2012-04-19 12:49:00 AM  

bukketmaster: Look, we've all seen these threads, and we all know the worst tattoo ever is the VERY NSFW gay mermaid penis back tat


i agree it's the most tactless, reprehensible tatt i've seen. It IS however done artfully.
That being said, i wonder what tormented depiction the youngster is wearing right now that qualifies as ' the worst body art he has ever seen'?

/Mr. Cool Ice bad?
//Or art done by THIS guy? Clicky pops
 
2012-04-19 12:50:33 AM  
farm4.staticflickr.com

Well, what did the kid expect, Pablo Farking Picasso?
 
2012-04-19 12:55:02 AM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-04-19 12:56:47 AM  

Gunderson: [farm4.staticflickr.com image 375x500]

Well, what did the kid expect, Pablo Farking Picasso?


www.myfacewhen.net
 
2012-04-19 12:57:00 AM  
imgs.xkcd.com

/hot
 
2012-04-19 12:58:01 AM  
so, it would have been okay if the tat was better?

you know, just to clarify things
 
2012-04-19 12:59:12 AM  
I got a star on my belly
 
2012-04-19 01:04:13 AM  
4.bp.blogspot.com

Otzi the Iceman?
 
2012-04-19 01:07:33 AM  
Nothing can ever be worse than Mr. Cool Ice.

Except maybe this:

mrjam.typepad.com

Well, and getting your SO's name tattooed anywhere on your body. Because someday that could be your ex-SO, and your future SO will never let you live it down.
 
2012-04-19 01:07:46 AM  

freetomato: bukketmaster: Look, we've all seen these threads, and we all know the worst tattoo ever is the VERY NSFW gay mermaid penis back tat

Well, the subject matter is kinda freaky, but artistically, I've seen much worse. I saw a guy in a mini-mart up in Calhoun, GA with some blind-left-handed and missing fingers-mentally-disabled-kindergarten-drawing mess of USAF Senior Airman (really - not even an NCO) wings with Army and USMC stuff splatted in - truly awful. He's a patriot, for sure. I swear I saw it on some "bad tattoo" slideshow later on. I'd consider self amputation if that was on me.


I guess you could argue there's really two kinds of tattoo fail - ones that suck because of artistic ineptitude, and ones that suck because they're faithful executions of terrible ideas.
 
2012-04-19 01:08:19 AM  
The worst tattoo ever? Yours. Yes, you
 
2012-04-19 01:09:18 AM  
I think anything that is on the face is the "worst tattoo ever".
 
2012-04-19 01:10:04 AM  

FROGSTOMPER: I got a star on my belly


Why'd you get one thar?
 
2012-04-19 01:13:37 AM  

Sumding Wong: What kind of drugs?


media.screened.com
It doesn't matter!

/hot, like Lisa
 
2012-04-19 01:13:43 AM  

FROGSTOMPER: I got a star on my belly


Belly stars are no longer in style. What you need is a trip through my stars-off machine. This wondrous contraption will take off your stars, so you won't look like Farkers who have them on thars.
 
2012-04-19 01:24:38 AM  

cowgirl toffee: I think anything that is on the face is the "worst tattoo ever".


i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com


i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com
 
2012-04-19 01:27:51 AM  
pizzacomedy.com
 
2012-04-19 01:30:57 AM  

LOTN: cowgirl toffee: I think anything that is on the face is the "worst tattoo ever".

[i.imgur.com image 610x629]

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I have forearm tattoos, I and paid taxes out the ass this year. The tattoos hide well under 3 piece suits.
 
2012-04-19 01:38:16 AM  

unicron702: LOTN: cowgirl toffee: ...

I have forearm tattoos, I and paid taxes out the ass this year. The tattoos hide well under 3 piece suits.


I have a tiger tat on my leg. It hides well under a sock. :P
 
2012-04-19 01:40:08 AM  

cowgirl toffee: unicron702: LOTN: cowgirl toffee: ...

I have forearm tattoos, I and paid taxes out the ass this year. The tattoos hide well under 3 piece suits.

I have a tiger tat on my leg. It hides well under a sock. :P


I have a tattoo of a butt with a butt-shaped tattoo on it. On my butt. It's well-covered when I sit down.
 
2012-04-19 01:43:48 AM  

unicron702: I have forearm tattoos, I and paid taxes out the ass this year. The tattoos hide well under 3 piece suits.


Hold up... are you telling me that comical images posted on the internet are NOT perfectly accurate generalizations of real life?!?
 
2012-04-19 01:44:42 AM  

untaken_name: cowgirl toffee: unicron702: LOTN: cowgirl toffee: ...

I have forearm tattoos, I and paid taxes out the ass this year. The tattoos hide well under 3 piece suits.

I have a tiger tat on my leg. It hides well under a sock. :P

I have a tattoo of a butt with a butt-shaped tattoo on it. On my butt. It's well-covered when I sit down.


img838.imageshack.us

"Yo Dawg. I heard you like butt, so I put a butt in your butt."
 
2012-04-19 01:46:10 AM  

Oznog: [pizzacomedy.com image 493x442]



oh no...
 
2012-04-19 01:50:16 AM  
Mr. Potatoass

Ahh the true badge of ignorance. Demonstrating that not only is this person retarded enough to root for the Cubs but they are Palin enough to get their allegiance tattooed on their person for posterity. Its a modern day scarlet letter!
 
2012-04-19 01:55:33 AM  

Lipspinach: My poor impulse control is causing me to post in this thread.


Whatever. I am posting here because it means a lot to me and I want to remember this milestone in my life. You obviously wouldn't understand. It's art, and I can cover it up with a nice turtleneck sweater if I need to.
 
2012-04-19 02:04:01 AM  

LOTN: okay.


That guy has an excuse, in the same way an orthodox Jew has an excuse for having funny sideburns.
 
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