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2012-04-19 12:30:32 AM  
37 votes:
If you're looking for someone to make their whole world about you, you probably won't find it in a pet-owner - I speak from experience.

Sweetcheeks, if you're looking for someone to make their whole world about you, you are an insecure controlling biatch who will never be satisfied.

I speak from experience.
2012-04-19 12:41:45 AM  
11 votes:
Just repeating what I said in the red thread.

We get it. You're bitter and alone yet you just KNOW you're a princess that deserves to be worshiped.. Better you stay that way than bother any of us.
2012-04-19 01:35:23 AM  
7 votes:

Rain-Monkey: If you're looking for someone to make their whole world about you, you probably won't find it in a pet-owner - I speak from experience.

Sweetcheeks, if you're looking for someone to make their whole world about you, you are an insecure controlling biatch who will never be satisfied.

I speak from experience.


Oh god, this! As a female, I avoid guys who are exactly like that as well. And I've dated pet owners, I understand that pets need attention and whatnot, but I've never dated one that's been obsessed with his pets to the degree the writer was talking about.

I think maybe the writer is far too needy and clingy, and the guy used the pets as an excuse to not stick his dick in crazy.
2012-04-19 01:39:32 AM  
5 votes:
CSB: wasn't there an episode of Seinfeld that revolved around Elaine being allergic to her new boyfriend's dog and none of the characters could understand why he wouldn't get rid of it for her? Are there really people like that in the world? Date for a couple weeks, and if you're not willing to abandon your pets, the girlfriend/boyfriend thinks you're not respecting them? These are my deep thoughts.
2012-04-19 01:33:39 AM  
5 votes:
Well, damn. The author in no way sounds like a pretentious whore.

Summary: All pets are bad, and you'll die alone because your Sex and the City-inspired psychoanalysis and hyperscrutiny of every last facet of a potential partner prohibits you from finding anything but Mr. Right.
2012-04-19 01:33:06 AM  
5 votes:
Run from author.

Don't look back.
2012-04-19 12:52:45 AM  
4 votes:
Know how I know I don't want to date you? You're obsessed with my pets.
2012-04-19 12:21:53 AM  
4 votes:
A ferret's not a rodent, you moron.
2012-04-19 04:58:58 AM  
3 votes:

taurusowner: Your dog is never as cute as you think he is. Your dog is never as friendly as you think he is. No one else wants to be around your dog as much as you. No one else wants to hear about your dog as much as you want to talk about him. You dog is loud. Your dog smells. Your dog is dirty. Your dog is obnoxious.

\Yes
\\Even your dog


You seem to be confused, it goes: Your kid is never as cute as you think he is. Your kid is never as friendly as you think he is. No one else wants to be around your kid as much as you. No one else wants to hear about your kid as much as you want to talk about him. You kid is loud. Your kid smells. Your kid is dirty. Your kid is obnoxious...etc

/never met a dog I didn't like
//can't say the same for people
2012-04-19 02:05:24 AM  
3 votes:
God damn it modmins, stop greening this clickbait linkfarm bullshiat. If it's not actually pulled right out of the archives or copied from another site, it's written by bored college students or housewives for four cents a word and (if they're lucky) another ten cents every ten thousand visitors. This is no better than a domain parking page. Stop encouraging the spamming of the internet.

I'd prefer a Cracked link to this, at least they're honest about existing only to drive clicks by amusing you.
2012-04-19 01:40:02 AM  
3 votes:
Hmmm... This is a strange one. All I can say is that I could never date a guy who let his dog into bed with him. Or let the dog lick him in the mouth. Both of these are gross and a major turn off. And a deal breaker as far as I see it
2012-04-19 01:36:06 AM  
3 votes:
What a biatch. First off, the stereotypes about various animals are retarded.
Second, what an unsatisfiable woman. Pets that require care are bad. Pets that don't are also bad?

Jesus farking Christ.
2012-04-19 01:30:59 AM  
3 votes:

Rain-Monkey: If you're looking for someone to make their whole world about you, you probably won't find it in a pet-owner - I speak from experience.

Sweetcheeks, if you're looking for someone to make their whole world about you, you are an insecure controlling biatch who will never be satisfied.

I speak from experience.


Came here to say this. I don't think the pet is the problem in your relationships, but congratulations on losing out to a ferret.
2012-04-19 03:14:35 AM  
2 votes:
Single guy with not pets. I love animals and I realize that my occasionally chaotic schedule puts me in a position of not being able to care for one properly, so I won't adopt one.
2012-04-19 02:51:46 AM  
2 votes:

AbbeySomeone: gaspode: DarkLancelot: Lupine Chemist:

When my dad was dating when I was a kid he had a girlfriend claim "It's me or the kid". He drove her to the airport and left her right then.

A lady said that to my Dad once also. It seems strange to ask a man who was as much a family man as my pops to make that choice. I mean I can't see it go any way but the kid, but maybe I'm naive.

You and lupine must both have been little farking charmers as children ;)

Most women with any sense would just walk from a situation involving kids if it didn't work out. Why deal with all that emotional baggage and debt?


It's kind of scary. I didn't put much thought into the matter before I started dating again. The second person I was with started making way too many plans about spending time with my son after our first date. It was like she viewed him as part of a package deal.

After that I set the rule of being very clear before I even go out with a person that they're not even going to meet my boy until a year has passed.

Not cool to mess up your kids life just because you have the hots for someone.
2012-04-19 02:46:55 AM  
2 votes:

Third_Uncle_Eno: Wayne 985


2012-04-19 01:39:32 AM

CSB: wasn't there an episode of Seinfeld that revolved around Elaine being allergic to her new boyfriend's dog and none of the characters could understand why he wouldn't get rid of it for her? Are there really people like that in the world? Date for a couple weeks, and if you're not willing to abandon your pets, the girlfriend/boyfriend thinks you're not respecting them? These are my deep thoughts.

I believe this comic, and especially the comments below it, would be of interest to you:

(rage comics/dating fails)

Link


If any guy ever said "it's me or the dog," I would take the guy and the dog to the shelter...and then the dog and I would go home.

/has had cats, dogs, lizards, fish, and rodents
2012-04-19 02:31:17 AM  
2 votes:
Cat: I like low maintenance. That bodes ill for you.
2012-04-19 02:26:55 AM  
2 votes:
I'm not sure I want to date somebody who doesn't like dogs.
HBK
2012-04-19 02:24:02 AM  
2 votes:
It's nice having a dog around when you're dating.

You're free to say "I love you."

Because you can always follow that up with "I was talking to my dog."
2012-04-19 02:20:38 AM  
2 votes:

zerkalo: Who boiled this article down to a paying gig? Congrats. No real work done and you got a paycheck


Peddling superficial stereotypes about people and packaging them as common sense will always sell. We crave to put each other in boxes. It makes us feel safe and life seem negotiable.
2012-04-19 02:16:31 AM  
2 votes:
www3.whig.com

What does it say about me? It says "it puts the farking lotion in the basket", that's what it says!

Men should not min poodles or bichon frise. Nothing against these dogs, but men should not own them.
2012-04-19 02:05:39 AM  
2 votes:
That was retarded.
2012-04-19 02:03:18 AM  
2 votes:
millions of people have pets because those little ones needed homes. i pity the author for not knowing a single one of them.
2012-04-19 01:58:07 AM  
2 votes:
oi44.tinypic.com

It says "my house is covered in fur"
2012-04-19 01:57:24 AM  
2 votes:
As a happy divorced male, I can tell the writer there are many things in this world I view as more important than a woman I'm dating. My job matters more. My son matters a great deal more, and I guess you can add my dog to the list.

She has kind of a sad and immature view of dating, I'm afraid. When adults date, their partner SHOULDN'T be the center of their world. Hell, if one of my girlfriends told me that I was the center of theirs, I would recommend they seek mental health treatments.

Of course, the pet thing is an issue. Couple weeks back a had a female friend over for the first time. She was in the bedroom while I mixed some nightcaps. I returned to find her curled up in the corner crying, in stark terror of my dog who had come up to greet her. My dogs the sweetest animal you can imagine. She hasn't been over since.
2012-04-19 01:44:11 AM  
2 votes:

Wayne 985: CSB: wasn't there an episode of Seinfeld that revolved around Elaine being allergic to her new boyfriend's dog and none of the characters could understand why he wouldn't get rid of it for her? Are there really people like that in the world? Date for a couple weeks, and if you're not willing to abandon your pets, the girlfriend/boyfriend thinks you're not respecting them? These are my deep thoughts.


When someone cries, "It's me or the (pet)!", that really says something about absolute insanity of whomever this hypothetical person is dating. Look at this way: They're asking you whether or not you love them enough to abandon the loyalty and casual friendship of a pet (like a dog or something), and if that don't make your crazy meter go full Geiger-Counter-in-Chernobyl, then you deserve it.

Then again, there is that one problem of someone being allergic to the animal. In a casual dating environment, work around it. It's when people move in that this would become a reason to get rid of the animal.
2012-04-19 01:40:40 AM  
2 votes:
I generally run from people who try to figure me out based on a single aspect of my life. I'm a little more complicated than can be derived from whether or not I own a labradoodle or a clownfish. This stuff may make for some entertaining reading, but the disturbing part is I imagine there's a not-insignificant number of people out there would consider this stuff seriously.
2012-04-19 01:39:41 AM  
2 votes:

Mentat: A ferret's not a rodent, you moron.


A ferret is an antisocial elongated rodent with poor impulse control and a stench that even a cat lady would call horrific.
2012-04-19 01:38:22 AM  
2 votes:
Author is someone who knows absolutely nothing about parrots. Talking ability is a vastly overrated ability of some parrots. Parrot ownership can be an extraordinarily trying experience. Basically, you end up with a animal with the emotional development, and intelligence of a 2-3 year old human. Anyone who has had a 2-3 year old knows how difficult an experience it is. However, with a human child, they eventually grow out of it. Even worse, is avian adolescence.
2012-04-19 01:36:32 AM  
2 votes:
Oh come on. An aquarium of fish can be extremely calming -- there's a reason some doctors have them in waiting rooms -- and the fish themselves do have personality. Just because you can't cuddle them doesn't mean they aren't interactive.

This article is full of generalizations and is... well, pretty awful.

That said, how a person treats their animals is a good indicator of how they might treat people. If the guy takes great care of his beloved cat or iguana or whatever... well, isn't that a good thing?
2012-04-19 01:34:22 AM  
2 votes:
just loves to send you photos of his cat all day long and post them on Facebook and Twitter. I'm not sure why this is, but guys with cats are prone to such things.

I'm a cat guy and I have NEVER done these things. What a stupid article.

Even dumber is this link at the bottom:

7 Sex Positions Men Love

And here I thought we loved all of them.
2012-04-19 01:30:40 AM  
2 votes:
"cold as a fish" lol

I've got fish because they're pretty and move around and I like plants in the house.

I think the writer of the farticle has major issues.
2012-04-19 10:38:19 AM  
1 vote:
29.media.tumblr.com

Not snuggly at all...
2012-04-19 09:01:55 AM  
1 vote:

Make More Hinjews: imontheinternet: Women really need to stop giving each other dating advice. The derp is reaching critical levels.

Don't believe me? Read some PUA articles. That's what happens when men do the same thing..

Hey, women LOVE it when you slap their leg with a fish on a first date!

/ But just lightly at first.


Word, bro.

I start every first date with a hard neg. When the girl answers the door, I slap her in the face and call her a dirty whore. It makes her crave my approval and guarantees sex.
2012-04-19 08:49:50 AM  
1 vote:

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: skantea: Since everyone else forgot to do this obvious, I'll do it.

This is the author of that craptastic article:

She saw you buy pet food and now you have no secrets!

And here she is spending quality time at the park.


Now there's a woman who will NEVER suck your d!ck...Ever. if you managed to manipulate her into having sex with you, she won't enjoy it and it's only because you kept the house spotless just like she likes it and she probably has a half dozen other things she's going to make you do for the privilege of getting into her pants. Like going to see some romantic comedy where the woman makes the man look like an idiot and going to that party with those Vegan people that don't drink and won't stop talking about East Enders.

Anyone else think she looks like Debbie Downer?
2012-04-19 08:41:15 AM  
1 vote:
Women really need to stop giving each other dating advice. The derp is reaching critical levels.

Don't believe me? Read some PUA articles. That's what happens when men do the same thing..
2012-04-19 07:15:37 AM  
1 vote:
As a parrot owner (and someone recently dumped), my African Grey sums up my feelings on the matter:

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2012-04-19 04:22:07 AM  
1 vote:

Rent Party: I also see most people brushing, flossing, and gargling. Your dog just licks his nads and cleans his butt with his tongue.


www.healthypawspetinsurance.com

Rent Party: When your dog comes in after eating roadkill and puts himself on an oral hygiene program, this kind of statement won't be nearly as dumb as it is.


See above. I expect an apology.
2012-04-19 04:10:25 AM  
1 vote:


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2012-04-19 03:57:10 AM  
1 vote:
I had an ex that had 7 cats. It wasn't why we broke up, but I never planned to move in with her because that many cats smell.

She never planned on getting rid of them, well, because they're her pets, but I honestly think she would be better off without some of them.

For the life of me, I could never bring myself to tell her that, because what kind of prick tells someone to get rid of their pets?
2012-04-19 03:52:16 AM  
1 vote:

Harry_Seldon: Quex: Anyone who does not understand how very cuddlable parrots truly are can DIAF as far as I care.

/parrots LOVE cuddling
//stupid twat author is stupid
///...and a twat

I never met a Cockatoo who wasn't a giant white fluff ball of cuddle. Conures come a close second.


^^ This
There is one at a local pet shop. I always want to stick him in my handbag and take him home - he is such a cuddle muffin.
/they cost N$ 5000 - N$ 7000 here.
//Writer of this article needs to be put out of her misery.
2012-04-19 03:47:33 AM  
1 vote:

oldtaku: Cat: I like low maintenance. That bodes ill for you.


This.
2012-04-19 03:35:04 AM  
1 vote:
Dudes with animals are nurturing and incredibly likable. Article is complete bullshiat.

/Last BF had a dog that liked me right away, and I him.
//Even slept with us, in between us sometimes. It's a dog, not a relationship barrier.
///As long as no whining or intrusion on sexy time, I'm cool.
2012-04-19 03:26:03 AM  
1 vote:

Quex: Anyone who does not understand how very cuddlable parrots truly are can DIAF as far as I care.

/parrots LOVE cuddling
//stupid twat author is stupid
///...and a twat


I never met a Cockatoo who wasn't a giant white fluff ball of cuddle. Conures come a close second.
2012-04-19 03:20:43 AM  
1 vote:
Sensitive and had an awesome pet:

www.jedi-business.com
2012-04-19 03:20:22 AM  
1 vote:

untaken_name: Rent Party: untaken_name:
Here's a thought to give you nightmares: The human mouth is dirtier, on average, than a dog's asshole. Kissing a human is worse than licking a dog's asshole. Sweet dreams!

Horseshiat.

Dogs will sit in a field and eat cow shiat for dinner. Anyone that plays smoochie face with their animals is pretty well disgusting.

Have you seen some of the things that PEOPLE eat? I'm not saying kissing animals isn't disgusting.


I also see most people brushing, flossing, and gargling. Your dog just licks his nads and cleans his butt with his tongue.


I'm saying it IS...including human ones. And that it's rather silly in my opinion to differentiate between two similar types of disgusting activity. That's all. Either you shouldn't kiss people, or you shouldn't have a problem kissing dogs, basically.


When your dog comes in after eating roadkill and puts himself on an oral hygiene program, this kind of statement won't be nearly as dumb as it is.
2012-04-19 03:19:23 AM  
1 vote:

stephjimpie: sycraft: Dear Crazybiatch,

As a pet owner I would like to thank you for rejecting us out of hand. I've dated a controlling biatch before who expected my every moment and thought to be about her, I'm not in for that again. I require my women to be independent enough that my cat is not a threat to them.

Enjoy a life of shiatty relationships.


Do you even know what you're taking about? My hubby and I have two cats,.so I don't know where you got the impression that I was was "outright rejecting" poet owners. Maybe you should read what is said before jumping into the middle of somebody's conversation. As far as the whole "cat being a threat" comment, I don't have the slightest clue where that came from. That is one of the dumbest things I've ever heard. I don't know what kind of women you've dated, but judging by your ignorance, I'll assume you're dating women that resemble dogs. So I guess this shouldn't be a problem for you... And in case you didn't read this either, I have a diamond ring on my left hand and a great man sleeping next to me. So I don't need your well wishes.


Uhh, pretty sure he was addressing the author of TFA, there. Loon.
2012-04-19 03:17:20 AM  
1 vote:
Anyone who does not understand how very cuddlable parrots truly are can DIAF as far as I care.

/parrots LOVE cuddling
//stupid twat author is stupid
///...and a twat
2012-04-19 03:12:32 AM  
1 vote:
Your dog is never as cute as you think he is. Your dog is never as friendly as you think he is. No one else wants to be around your dog as much as you. No one else wants to hear about your dog as much as you want to talk about him. You dog is loud. Your dog smells. Your dog is dirty. Your dog is obnoxious.

\Yes
\\Even your dog
2012-04-19 03:08:08 AM  
1 vote:

untaken_name:
Here's a thought to give you nightmares: The human mouth is dirtier, on average, than a dog's asshole. Kissing a human is worse than licking a dog's asshole. Sweet dreams!


Horseshiat.

Dogs will sit in a field and eat cow shiat for dinner. Anyone that plays smoochie face with their animals is pretty well disgusting.
2012-04-19 02:50:11 AM  
1 vote:
Dear Crazybiatch,

As a pet owner I would like to thank you for rejecting us out of hand. I've dated a controlling biatch before who expected my every moment and thought to be about her, I'm not in for that again. I require my women to be independent enough that my cat is not a threat to them.

Enjoy a life of shiatty relationships.
2012-04-19 02:49:38 AM  
1 vote:
That article was complete, utter horseshiat.
2012-04-19 02:41:30 AM  
1 vote:

untaken_name: stephjimpie: The One True TheDavid: stephjimpie:

Hmmm... This is a strange one. All I can say is that I could never date a guy who let his dog into bed with him. Or let the dog lick him in the mouth. Both of these are gross and a major turn off. And a deal breaker as far as I see it

In one short paragraph you've shown yourself to be too bossy, insecure and petty to deserve even getting your foot pissed on.

Sooooo just because I don't want to kiss someone that lets an animal that licks other animals assholes makes me insecure? Do you even know the meaning of the word insecure? And please don't tell me what I do and do not deserve. You don't know me. So since we're making assumptions about strangers, I'm gonna assume that you're an asshole. And that you're probably still a virgin.

Here's a thought to give you nightmares: The human mouth is dirtier, on average, than a dog's asshole. Kissing a human is worse than licking a dog's asshole. Sweet dreams!


Okay but that's my personal preference. I'm a nut about hygiene. So letting an animal lick you in the mouth or sleeping with an animal is beyond gross for me. But that guy David is just an asshole. It's my personal preference. Everyone is entitled to an opinion. It doesn't make me insecure, though, like that idiot said. I'm a smoker, so I'm sure that would be a deal breaker for a lot of guys. But as adults, we should be able to have a preference in our partners, without being ridiculed for it :)
2012-04-19 02:36:51 AM  
1 vote:

HBK: AustinFakir: I enjoy sexytime for being manly dog lover.

What the fark is wrong with you? You have sex with dogs?


Only the manly ones.
2012-04-19 02:33:50 AM  
1 vote:

stephjimpie: The One True TheDavid: stephjimpie:

Hmmm... This is a strange one. All I can say is that I could never date a guy who let his dog into bed with him. Or let the dog lick him in the mouth. Both of these are gross and a major turn off. And a deal breaker as far as I see it

In one short paragraph you've shown yourself to be too bossy, insecure and petty to deserve even getting your foot pissed on.

Sooooo just because I don't want to kiss someone that lets an animal that licks other animals assholes makes me insecure? Do you even know the meaning of the word insecure? And please don't tell me what I do and do not deserve. You don't know me. So since we're making assumptions about strangers, I'm gonna assume that you're an asshole. And that you're probably still a virgin.


Here's a thought to give you nightmares: The human mouth is dirtier, on average, than a dog's asshole. Kissing a human is worse than licking a dog's asshole. Sweet dreams!
2012-04-19 02:32:58 AM  
1 vote:

DrGunsforHands: What's the deal with the rabbit section? It doesn't give any sort of opinion at all. I want to know what girls are supposed to think about the fact that I have a rabbit!


To be fair, many women have a battery operated rabbit of their own. Yours is just softer.
2012-04-19 02:30:10 AM  
1 vote:
Mrs. EbolaNYC's guide to men and dating. (She gives this advice to her idiot girlfriends when they start acting stupid like the dumb whorebag who wrote that article)

To keep a man, and keep him happy make sure he has plenty of the following:

1 sleep

2 food

3 sex

That's really it, BJs are NOT optional and are in your best interest because they act as a mind eraser. Anything he might be thinking about isn't so important after the fact and he's more apt to volunteer to do nice things for you.

/Not the only reason I married her, but it played a huge role, she's a gem.
2012-04-19 02:22:35 AM  
1 vote:

i upped my meds-up yours: zerkalo: Who boiled this article down to a paying gig? Congrats. No real work done and you got a paycheck

Peddling superficial stereotypes about people and packaging them as common sense will always sell. We crave to put each other in boxes. It makes us feel safe and life seem negotiable.


Little boxes? Made of ticky-tacky?
2012-04-19 02:19:41 AM  
1 vote:

TV's Vinnie: "Rodent
Whether it's a mouse, a rat, a hamster or a guinea pig, if he has some sort of furry creature that lives in a cage and he's over the age of 15, you really need to think long and hard about whether you want to continue dating him. Why? Let's be honest, a grown man with a gerbil or the like is just indicative of some dark, and probably quite disturbing issues. Think Richard Gere on this one."

Want to know how I know the author is still having issues over the time a gerbil chewed up his finger when picked it up incorrectly?

Makes me wonder if the whole purpose of this article was a thinly-disguised excuse to say "I HATE RODENTS!".

/Rats & hamsters are cool.


A long time ago, this kid brought his rat in for show and tell. he didn't have a cage, it just hung out on his shoulder. it would wander off a bit, but he could call it back.
those critters are smart.
2012-04-19 02:16:29 AM  
1 vote:

taurusowner: What does one of these say about the owner?


Furry. Possible pokemane enthusiast.
HBK
2012-04-19 02:15:46 AM  
1 vote:
I wouldn't even date a girl if she said something bad about my dog. But that would never happen because my dog is awesome.
2012-04-19 02:12:37 AM  
1 vote:

Gothnet: gbob23: She has kind of a sad and immature view of dating, I'm afraid. When adults date, their partner SHOULDN'T be the center of their world. Hell, if one of my girlfriends told me that I was the center of theirs, I would recommend they seek mental health treatments.

Really?

I still want to meet someone that could be the centre of my world. The centre is most definitely not allowed to eclipse everything else, friends, family, pets, all of these things are important. But I'd like them/the relationship to be the centre, nonetheless.

But then I guess I don't have kids.


Well, seems to me that when you're a single adult, you've made a life for yourself. It's part of who you are. When I meet someone, I like them for who they are as a person, and that's defined in part by the life they lead.

I guess I've learned that even if you can change folks, you probably shouldn't. I don't expect my girlfriends to change for me, and I'm not going to go changing for them.

Now, if another marriage or child happens, that's a bit different. There are some compromises to be made.

But people getting obsessive about each other is far less romantic when you're over thirty...hell, it's downright creepy and off-putting.
2012-04-19 02:11:06 AM  
1 vote:

Yaxe: When someone cries, "It's me or the (pet)!", that really says something about absolute insanity of whomever this hypothetical person is dating. Look at this way: They're asking you whether or not you love them enough to abandon the loyalty and casual friendship of a pet (like a dog or something), and if that don't make your crazy meter go full Geiger-Counter-in-Chernobyl, then you deserve it.


When my dad was dating when I was a kid he had a girlfriend claim "It's me or the kid". He drove her to the airport and left her right then.
2012-04-19 02:10:21 AM  
1 vote:

gbob23: As a happy divorced male, I can tell the writer there are many things in this world I view as more important than a woman I'm dating. My job matters more. My son matters a great deal more, and I guess you can add my dog to the list.

She has kind of a sad and immature view of dating, I'm afraid. When adults date, their partner SHOULDN'T be the center of their world. Hell, if one of my girlfriends told me that I was the center of theirs, I would recommend they seek mental health treatments.

Of course, the pet thing is an issue. Couple weeks back a had a female friend over for the first time. She was in the bedroom while I mixed some nightcaps. I returned to find her curled up in the corner crying, in stark terror of my dog who had come up to greet her. My dogs the sweetest animal you can imagine. She hasn't been over since.


I don't see why someone who only just had a girl over only a couple weeks back is giving romance advice.
2012-04-19 02:07:52 AM  
1 vote:
That was one of the stupidest things I've ever read in fark
2012-04-19 01:58:05 AM  
1 vote:
I'm afraid to ask what it means if you have miniature horses.

Oh wait, the author is an idiot, so it doesn't matter.
2012-04-19 01:57:35 AM  
1 vote:
What a stupid-ass article
2012-04-19 01:55:36 AM  
1 vote:
I have two lions as pets. I need to dress in the same clothes every day when I walk into my house or else they'll eat me.
2012-04-19 01:51:11 AM  
1 vote:

The_Sponge: GreatGlavinsGhost: What does it say about the guy who has a miniature giraffe?


He is epic win.


very epic butt what about some dolphins that come to you when you go spear fishing every saterday?
2012-04-19 01:50:12 AM  
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Wayne 985


2012-04-19 01:39:32 AM

CSB: wasn't there an episode of Seinfeld that revolved around Elaine being allergic to her new boyfriend's dog and none of the characters could understand why he wouldn't get rid of it for her? Are there really people like that in the world? Date for a couple weeks, and if you're not willing to abandon your pets, the girlfriend/boyfriend thinks you're not respecting them? These are my deep thoughts.


I believe this comic, and especially the comments below it, would be of interest to you:

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2012-04-19 01:46:18 AM  
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Oh yeah? What about a guy with TWO cats and a lizard? I must have been a complete batshiat insane lunatic for marrying a woman with TWO cats as well. FOUR CATS. Mine are brain damaged so they're really goofy. One of hers died and the other one thinks all laps are his. All the time. Wait till I catch another praying mantis. Oh yeah, we'll really be nutty then. Running around each night catching green lacewings without squishing them because they stink worse than ferrets when they get squished. And then there will be the bluegills we'll take from the pond and keep as pets and the crawdads and river snails.
2012-04-19 01:42:25 AM  
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What if I have a cat I inherited from a previous relationship? My girlfriend and I got a cat together. When we broke up, she took her dog, I took the cat. Does managing to keep the cat alive for a few years make me "sensitive?" I mean, I'm not going to kill it. I feed it and take it to the vet. I think that makes me "not a sociopath," not "sensitive."
2012-04-19 01:42:19 AM  
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fusillade762: just loves to send you photos of his cat all day long and post them on Facebook and Twitter. I'm not sure why this is, but guys with cats are prone to such things.

I'm a cat guy and I have NEVER done these things. What a stupid article.


My brother is a cat guy, too, and I can't imagine him doing stuff like that. Ever. He loves his cats (two sisters), but the only pictures I have of them are those I've taken.
2012-04-19 01:40:41 AM  
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I am not sure if it would even be possible to be more wrong than the article writer.

In as much as one can make broad statements, being someone who owns and cares for a reasonably normal pet is a HUGE plus point for female potential partners. Being an obsessive snake-collector or having spiders is likely not, but a clean well behaved dog or cat? Magnet.
2012-04-19 01:39:42 AM  
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Did I just read a Cosmo article?.
2012-04-19 01:34:35 AM  
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thanks, subby. that fulfilled my retarded article quotient for the day.
2012-04-19 01:07:30 AM  
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What does an article say about its reader's intelligence?
 
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