Going to hell for laughing at headline, and in before 1,000 replies.

RIP oh musical bridge man.

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RIP Fark Maker's Mark

If only that were a real drink spilled on the server.

/had one of those gag pieces from the Cork 'n Bottle in Covington, KY.

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I hate you now.


/not really. it was a cool song.

four95: Always thought this looked like a giant dick...

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/ironic?

I never thought about that until just now. You have just ruined my childhood, but made my adulthood that much funnier. :-)

ISO15693: CSB:

My mother danced on American Bandstand in the early 1960s, and went to high school with Annette Funicello

That is pretty cool. I'll bet your mother has some great stories.

I have spent every year since 2004 watching something other than his Rockin New Years. I just couldn't take seeing "the eternal teenager" in such a terrible condition, reminding me death was inevitably marching towards me and all I love.

One more year of avoiding it ought to do it. But RIP anyway Dick.

Know what? Fark could experiment with the comments being more like old school FB or Myspace. It would be an interesting experiment.

/needs to see about getting approval from Drew.

//before you ban me, at least think about it?

Best. Headline. Ever.

RIP Joe Clark

His mittens were never found.

Dammit. I was waiting for him to establish his kingdom on earth.

W.C.fields forever: You don't know Dick do ya?

i found his son a bit of a twat...

B.L.Z. Bub And the name was always read by a child as I recall. Ick

Weird you brought that up, as DIC's HQ was less than mile down Alameda from Dick Clark Productions...DCP looked like an ivy-covered Motel 6(you can see a quick shot of it in "Bowling For Columbine") which is why the David Spade SNL skit depicting it in those Century City highrises was amusing:
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ISO15693: CSB: My mother danced on American Bandstand in the early 1960s, and went to high school with Annette Funicello

ran into her niece a year ago, very charming, big horror movie fan

RIP Justin Timberlake's scwhing-schwong

/I'm certain I'm not doing this right

Well Dick, you don't have a heart beat and now your to stiff to dance too

BudTheSpud: RIP Joe Clark
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His mittens were never found.

LMAO!!!

one keyboard..you owe me...

ericb45696: I now have 1834 ignored users . all because of the RIP meme. hell.
I feel giddy each time someone dies because I know it means I'll find more people to ignore.

1834 + whatever.

RIP Dick York / Dick Sargent.

RIP Needle Dick.

/ So long.

Bonanza Jellybean: Awww, I was so hoping would be Cheney.

twelve posts in
...twelve, is that a word?
2welv?
twelv?
twelove?
12?

WhyteRaven74: whyerhead: Mike Wallace was the first of the Trifecta.. Now it's Dick Clark, the question is who will be the third? I'm putting my money on Abe Vigoda.

Apparently Levon Helm from The Band has very little time left, family announced it yesterday.

I haz a big sad.

AbiNormal: I found his birth certificate.
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/Either that or it's the bill for his first show.

What's the Dick in the middle doing to that Sleestack head?

B.L.Z. Bub: whyerhead: [www.joeclarkspeaker.com image 346x282]
R.I.P. Joe Clark

"R.I.P. Mr. Clark" would have been funnier.

/grumbles

...even funnier if it would've been a picture of Morgan Freeman from Lean on Me.

John Buck 41: The Cheney hate is amazing/amusing. What'd he do, fark your little sister in the ass and make your Grammie watch?

No, farked Grammie in the ass and made the little sister watch.
/if by the first you mean "was a key part of the administration that oversaw the ruination of Grammie's retirement plan, sent her grandkids off to war halfway around the world, and created a US policy based on being terrified and violated...and by the latter, well, you really can't turn away from that kind of thing, can you?

Another Government Employee: BlueJay206: Meh on the headline...

I would have gone with:
"And coming in at #1 on the Deadpool Top 40 is..."

It has a good beat that I can dance to.


You called?

Wow. Killed the thread. Threw a little too much mood whiplash there, did I?

John Buck 41 Jesus. That's so incredibly lame.

SSShhhh! Before you end up on "The List"! Link

I remember the first animation I saw online was an Einstein like character telling of how the closer you get to the speed of light, the more time slows down. Then it said "Therefore I conclude that Dick Clark must have one hellevuh fast car, ja?"

Also, I don't recall ever seeing him not being in a happy, upbeat mood.

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R.I.P. Eddard Stark

WHAT THE shiat MAN...FIRST DICK CLARK DIES, NOW I FIIND OUT HE DIES TOO?!
ROT IN HELL WITH THE REST OF THE farkERS LAUGHING AT THIS SICK JOKE

Luminiferous Aether: Eddard Stark

just think...now they are laughing at you...

DICK CLARK: PAYOLA CASHING MAGGOT FODDER!

too bad the stroke wasn't worse he woulda kicked earlier.

again, a total douchebag...

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RIP SLICK RICK

Rick the Ruler....

I knew Dick had passed but my brain kept saying "But but but maybe it's Dick Cheney.. there's always hope".

phrawgh: Dammit. I was waiting for him to establish his kingdom on earth.

A++ Would read again.

Dick stroked himself right into that box.
Giggity.

Were_Outta_Bort_License_Plates: WhyteRaven74: whyerhead: Mike Wallace was the first of the Trifecta.. Now it's Dick Clark, the question is who will be the third? I'm putting my money on Abe Vigoda.

Apparently Levon Helm from The Band has very little time left, family announced it yesterday.

I haz a big sad.

Cheer up, it's nothing a load of fanny won't fix...

FYI... Dick Clark was a horrible human being in person, who thought he was above everyone else And shiat on everyone he didnt think was worthy of his time. Complete scumbag.
Fark Dick Clark.

/not trolling
//personal experience
///slashies!

Rude Turnip: Death isn't the handicap it used to be in the old days. It doesn't screw your career up like it used to.

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I bet they can cure him. I bet they made huge advances in sciences since we been gone

Oh yeah I'm sure they cured Death the minute we left. "Hello Mr Clark, take two of these, you'll soon be living again... Carol, next corpse please."

People_are_Idiots: Rude Turnip: Death isn't the handicap it used to be in the old days. It doesn't screw your career up like it used to.

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I bet they can cure him. I bet they made huge advances in sciences since we been gone

Oh yeah I'm sure they cured Death the minute we left. "Hello Mr Clark, take two of these, you'll soon be living again... Carol, next corpse please."

Which is extra funny when you consider that Carol was the name of the receptionist on Chris Barrie's other show, The Brittas Empire.

Dicks who are dead.

Dick Clark.

Philip K Dick.

Dick York.

Dicks who are still alive.

Dick Armey.

Andy Dick.

Dick Cheney.

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Headline is okay. Not HOTY material but chuckleworthy.

Balls dropped for the last time or stroke of genius?