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2012-04-18 07:51:31 PM
Zombies CAN be killed.
 
2012-04-18 07:52:59 PM
tvwwrestling2.webs.com

RIP Power Suck IT
 
2012-04-18 07:53:38 PM

Bonanza Jellybean: Cheney


Same here. But don't you think it would have wasted a young person's heart just to keep that asshole alive for two more weeks?

It would be better if Dick Cheney, with his heart implant, would choose to leave the United States on his own, just for a few minutes. Maybe Cheney could go to Canada, a country where they do not hide war criminals. Then The Hague.
 
2012-04-18 07:57:57 PM
As others have mentioned, I'd hoped it was Cheney.
 
2012-04-18 08:05:02 PM

badhatharry: [i.imgur.com image 562x554]


Well it is 2012.
 
2012-04-18 08:05:21 PM

FlyingJ: re; the Playola Scandals that took down Alan Freed, et al; "Everyone around Dick Clark went to jail except Dick Clark." -Phil Specter


In 1958 Dick Clark did a national broadcast from Atlanta under the threat of death from the Klan because he let Blacks & Whites dance together on TV. He told the klan & local politicos who wanted to change/cancel the program to fark off So Clark gets a pass from me for the payola scandal.
 
2012-04-18 08:07:59 PM

Tax Boy: [popgoestheweek.com image 300x400]

Just got a promotion, biatches!

Seacrest Out!


No, his name is now "Dick Clark". It's like the Dread Pirate Roberts.
 
2012-04-18 08:10:04 PM
Subby is one heartless bastard! I watched Dick drop the ball every NYE when I was a kid.
That said, it's f*ckin' morbidly hilarious.

/RIP Dick Clark
 
2012-04-18 08:11:11 PM

Nightsweat: Tax Boy: [popgoestheweek.com image 300x400]

Just got a promotion, biatches!

Seacrest Out!

No, his name is now "Dick Clark". It's like the Dread Pirate Roberts.


LMAO
 
2012-04-18 08:11:22 PM
He probably won't be any more boring dead than he was alive.
 
2012-04-18 08:13:29 PM

ericb45696: I now have 1834 ignored users . all because of the RIP meme. hell.
I feel giddy each time someone dies because I know it means I'll find more people to ignore.


what a sad, tiny penis you must have.
 
2012-04-18 08:30:01 PM
So that's where Dick Cheney's heart came from!!!
 
2012-04-18 08:31:25 PM
Always thought this looked like a giant dick...

globalbeauties.com

/ironic?
 
2012-04-18 08:32:37 PM
idata.over-blog.com
To Subby... I grant you a most excellent +1.
 
2012-04-18 08:33:14 PM
+1 subby, +1.
Obvious HOTY candidate.
 
2012-04-18 08:34:18 PM
Well I was too late to the Will Clark ref earlier (I was on a conf call at work, I swear), and I'm too lazy to pull together a pic or two from Death Becomes Her (because he MUST have had a visit from Isabella Rossellini at some point). So here's to you Dick Clark, you left us with Carson Daly on New Year's Eve, which puts you on a order-of-succession par with Kim Jong Il. Hope McMahon makes you pay for the drinks.
 
2012-04-18 08:34:27 PM

MayContainHorseGluten: The good thing about the RIP meme, is we know who the morans are.


We also know who the people without a sense of humor are.
 
2012-04-18 08:40:45 PM

ClintBartonWannabe: So now who is the World's Oldest Teenager?


My money's on Madonna. Or Hannah Storm.

/dressyourage
 
2012-04-18 08:41:56 PM
+1
 
2012-04-18 08:42:43 PM
Excellent headline.
 
2012-04-18 08:43:41 PM

FlyingJ: re; the Playola Scandals that took down Alan Freed, et al; "Everyone around Dick Clark went to jail except Dick Clark." -Phil Specter


You don't know Dick do ya?
 
2012-04-18 08:44:13 PM
Thanks for the memories Mr Clark; peace on the other side.
 
2012-04-18 08:45:01 PM
Meh on the headline...

I would have gone with:
"And coming in at #1 on the Deadpool Top 40 is..."
 
2012-04-18 08:47:48 PM

BlueJay206: Meh on the headline...

I would have gone with:
"And coming in at #1 on the Deadpool Top 40 is..."


It has a good beat that I can dance to.
 
2012-04-18 08:52:00 PM

four95: Always thought this looked like a giant dick...

[globalbeauties.com image 500x354]

/ironic?


No, this looks like a giant dick:

images.bcdb.com

/And the name was always read by a child as I recall. Ick
 
2012-04-18 08:53:42 PM
I don't know why but I grow worried for Abe Vigoda and Betty White.

Maybe we can get a wild card on the next one.
 
2012-04-18 08:59:23 PM

BlueJay206: Meh on the headline...

I would have gone with:
"And coming in at #1 on the Deadpool Top 40 is..."


Save that for Casey Kasem.
 
2012-04-18 09:01:13 PM
I haven't read any of the comments in this thread, but I wanted to give Subby a huge kudos. This is probably my favorite headline ever.
 
2012-04-18 09:04:26 PM
fan-farking-tastic, subby.
 
2012-04-18 09:19:35 PM
R.I.P. Dick Clark.... Rock Roll and Remember! New Years Eve will not be the same!!
 
2012-04-18 09:23:50 PM
themoderatevoice.com

R.I.P. Dick Armey
 
2012-04-18 09:24:19 PM
starsmedia.ign.com

RIP Dick Picard
 
2012-04-18 09:30:53 PM

wippit: Jack in the Box


Yeah, it's Jack in the Box. Where does Dick in a Box become funny. Box meaning coffin..wow, that's a stretch.
You have Dick and that's all the subby can come up with?

BOOOO!!
 
2012-04-18 09:35:03 PM

four95: Always thought this looked like a giant dick...

[globalbeauties.com image 500x354]

/ironic?


You can't imagine it was an accident.
 
2012-04-18 09:36:46 PM

dkimball: wippit: Jack in the Box

Yeah, it's Jack in the Box. Where does Dick in a Box become funny. Box meaning coffin..wow, that's a stretch.
You have Dick and that's all the subby can come up with?

BOOOO!!


W.C.fields forever: FlyingJ: re; the Playola Scandals that took down Alan Freed, et al; "Everyone around Dick Clark went to jail except Dick Clark." -Phil Specter

You don't know Dick do ya?

 
2012-04-18 09:39:21 PM

wippit: [blogs.sfweekly.com image 300x389]


RIP Jack in the Box.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNm2Mo4XNB0

Waste him!
 
2012-04-18 09:42:10 PM
"For 10,000 one-way tickets to hell, here is your headline of the year... GO!"

/+1 subby
 
2012-04-18 09:43:47 PM
Say goodnight, Dick.
 
2012-04-18 09:43:55 PM
I found his birth certificate.
www.elvisblog.net

/Either that or it's the bill for his first show.
 
2012-04-18 09:48:09 PM
+1!
 
2012-04-18 09:49:36 PM

dark side of the moon: Wait...Dick Clark died on my birthday? What does this mean?!


Apparently it means you wanted people to know its your birthday
 
2012-04-18 09:51:38 PM
Dick Clark is the Antichrist and must be stopped.
 
2012-04-18 09:54:32 PM

Jument: He was a very accomplished man but he should have resigned his ball more than a few years ago.


I only saw him the first year he came back, and it was just too depressing to watch. Never turned it back on again.

John Buck 41: The Cheney hate is amazing/amusing. What'd he do, fark your little sister in the ass and make your Grammie watch?


Hey, it's a perfectly logical assumption. He just had a heart transplant. If you really want to be amused, go read the Dick Cheney heart transplant thread.
 
2012-04-18 09:55:41 PM

cryinoutloud: Hey, it's a perfectly logical assumption. He just had a heart transplant. If you really want to be amused, go read the Dick Cheney heart transplant thread.


FIFM
 
2012-04-18 10:02:23 PM
famous-relationships.topsynergy.com

R.I.P Marcia Clark
 
2012-04-18 10:05:43 PM
upload.wikimedia.org

RIP Philip K. Dick.
 
2012-04-18 10:08:29 PM
He truly was a TV pioneer. However, it was probably a bad decision to come back and do the Rockin' New Year's Eve specials after his stroke.
It was truly sad to listen to him slurring his words and do the countdown a couple of beats behind.
The good news is: the transference of his soul into the body of Ryan Seacrest is now complete!
 
2012-04-18 10:23:27 PM
Who?
 
2012-04-18 10:42:06 PM

CognaciousThunk: ClintBartonWannabe: So now who is the World's Oldest Teenager?

My money's on Madonna. Or Hannah Storm.

/dressyourage


It's still Archibald Andrews as far as I know. He was wearing a musk-rat coat and driving a jalopy in the 1930s--that makes him about the same age as Dagwood the Playboy and Blondie the chorus girl.
 
2012-04-18 10:42:31 PM
Headline is AWESOME.
 
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