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2012-04-18 06:41:45 PM  
RIP Mr. Clark thanks for all the memories over all the years. NYE won't be the same.

/although I am glad that you won't be around to prop up on 12/31, it's just been sad the past few years watching the shell of a once vibrant man.
 
2012-04-18 06:42:03 PM  

Bonanza Jellybean: Awww, I was so hoping would be Cheney.


THIS!

I thought for a second "His fresh human heart rejected the evil imposter's host body.

Left severely disappointed.

RIP Dick Clark
 
2012-04-18 06:42:33 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: TheZorker: I know I'm in the minority here but that's not funny. It's not even *clever*.

No "Funeral Dirge from the Bandstand?" "Funeral for Dick Clark to take Place in $100,000 Pyramid?"

They were out there. This is what the people wanted.

[www.thegameshowtemple.com image 400x300]


www.wwe.com

PEOPLE POWER!!
 
2012-04-18 06:46:48 PM  
Sheeeeit, subby that was stone cold
 
2012-04-18 06:51:02 PM  
Absolutely +1
 
2012-04-18 06:52:06 PM  
Still the one, the only Dick...

blogs.e-rockford.com
 
2012-04-18 06:53:07 PM  

ericb45696: I now have 1834 ignored users . all because of the RIP meme. hell.
I feel giddy each time someone dies because I know it means I'll find more people to ignore.


RIP ericb45696 reading my posts.
 
2012-04-18 06:53:35 PM  
Damn, subby! Coldblooded!!!

www.vh1.com

+ eleventy
 
2012-04-18 06:54:04 PM  
I used to know this woman who watched American Bandstand all the time just to watch the people dance and to dance along with them. She probably burned more calories than some marathon runners. And when I was there with her, she'd try and outdance the most well-endowed female dancer on the American Bandstand set, which was awesome because she was kind of well-endowed herself.

Thank you for the mammaries, Mr. Clark.
 
2012-04-18 06:54:42 PM  

ericb45696: I now have 1834 ignored users . all because of the RIP meme. hell.
I feel giddy each time someone dies because I know it means I'll find more people to ignore.


RIP Dick Head.
bowhunting.net

1835.
 
2012-04-18 06:55:58 PM  
Someday I'll be in a box too.

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---Dick
 
2012-04-18 06:57:16 PM  
CSB:

My mother danced on American Bandstand in the early 1960s, and went to high school with Annette Funicello
 
2012-04-18 06:59:33 PM  

Kittypie070: Did anyone take holoscans of the guy before he kicked it?

Or can you somehow construct holos using standard flat pictures?

Cuz I wanna see an eternally young Dick Clark doing New Years forever.


I stopped counting new years in 2004, when Dick's streak was broken.

It's just been a really long, shiatty 2004 to me since then.
 
2012-04-18 07:03:55 PM  
Nothing like respect for the dead.....
 
2012-04-18 07:03:59 PM  
RIP

www.legendsofnascar.com
 
2012-04-18 07:04:30 PM  
Subby, don't you mean Dick in a Jar?
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2012-04-18 07:04:36 PM  
And now we just need to bury old Dick.
 
2012-04-18 07:05:20 PM  
I'm going to miss the crushing depression and reminder of my own mortality that he brought to every new year since 2004.
 
2012-04-18 07:05:32 PM  
He actually died 27 months ago. But Kasey Kasem kept him around to make himself look better.
 
2012-04-18 07:07:00 PM  

Confabulat: I'm going to miss the crushing depression and reminder of my own mortality that he brought to every new year since 2004.


I'm not, this last new years was painful. I felt better about myself immediately knowing I have the grace to eat a bullet before I become a walking media zombie like that.
 
2012-04-18 07:12:32 PM  

ericb45696: I now have 1834 ignored users . all because of the RIP meme. hell.
I feel giddy each time someone dies because I know it means I'll find more people to ignore.


i.imgur.com

R.I.P. 1836
 
2012-04-18 07:12:51 PM  
No disrespect to the man, but that headline is gold.
aofg.blogs.com
It's GOLD, Jerry!
 
2012-04-18 07:16:58 PM  
At least he left a good looking corpse.

/1 out of 3
 
2012-04-18 07:17:10 PM  
RIP Dick the Bruiser

img685.imageshack.us
 
2012-04-18 07:17:34 PM  

moops: I badly wanted this link to be about Cheney.


Yes, I was sorely disappointed by TFA.
 
2012-04-18 07:18:08 PM  

itsfullofstars: Dabby Dew Dear


Damn you.
 
2012-04-18 07:18:12 PM  
And still, no one weeps for Ace Frehley.

He's dead ya know?
 
2012-04-18 07:20:25 PM  
Also thought it was Cheney. Now I'm sad.
 
2012-04-18 07:20:35 PM  
That sucks. He was an entertaining NYE staple... and he did make The $100,000 Pyramid a fun ride.


That said, personally, I thought this headline was better than the Whitney Houston submission from earlier.

In any event, this *should* be a contender in the Context section of the HOTY contest this year.

+1, subs!
 
2012-04-18 07:21:10 PM  
Came to find out Cheney was packaged up.

/oh well
 
2012-04-18 07:22:20 PM  
Wow.
/crying with laughter
 
2012-04-18 07:22:43 PM  
 
2012-04-18 07:23:24 PM  
The Cheney hate is amazing/amusing. What'd he do, fark your little sister in the ass and make your Grammie watch?
 
2012-04-18 07:23:26 PM  
I would like to Congratulate Ryan Seacrest on his promotion to Worlds Oldest Teenager!
 
2012-04-18 07:23:40 PM  

hobblekitty: FirstNationalBastard: TheZorker: I know I'm in the minority here but that's not funny. It's not even *clever*.

No "Funeral Dirge from the Bandstand?" "Funeral for Dick Clark to take Place in $100,000 Pyramid?"

They were out there. This is what the people wanted.

[www.thegameshowtemple.com image 400x300]

[www.wwe.com image 640x360]

PEOPLE POWER!!


Didn't expect to go from Dick Clark to Johnny Ace, but OK.
 
2012-04-18 07:24:53 PM  

Phoenix_M: I would like to Congratulate Ryan Seacrest on his promotion to Worlds Oldest Teenager Girl!

 
2012-04-18 07:26:28 PM  

AngryDesertDweller: RIP Dick the Bruiser

[img685.imageshack.us image 456x640]


I'm glad you labeled that. My mind was going "that cannot be Dusty. Dusty would have needed a girdle to get his gut down to that size".
 
2012-04-18 07:26:56 PM  
images2.fanpop.com

RIP Dick Grayson
 
2012-04-18 07:28:33 PM  
I'm going to be the jerk and say: about farking time. I mean seriously, did you see the guy on the last two New Year's? One day I will be old and I may even become a stroke victim but if someone asked me to let a team of make-up artists slather on 10 lbs of crap on my face and get up in front of a national TV audience and try to remember where I was, I hope I'd have enough sanity and dignity left to politely decline. The last few years Dick's presence on New Year's has been creepy, weird and more than a little depressing. This year will be a good deal less creepy, even with a moment of silence.

He was a very accomplished man but he should have resigned his ball more than a few years ago.
 
2012-04-18 07:34:12 PM  
i17.photobucket.com

/obligatory
 
2012-04-18 07:35:28 PM  
I thought he died a few years ago, and it was Zombie Dick Clark that kept showing up on TV for the New Years bash...
 
2012-04-18 07:35:41 PM  
The good thing about the RIP meme, is we know who the morans are.
 
2012-04-18 07:37:15 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-04-18 07:42:57 PM  

Somacandra: ericb45696: I now have 1834 ignored users . all because of the RIP meme. hell.
I feel giddy each time someone dies because I know it means I'll find more people to ignore.

[i.imgur.com image 428x643]

R.I.P. 1836


Heh heh, Dick Johnson.
 
2012-04-18 07:44:11 PM  
Bravo subby. A true life LOL.
+1
 
2012-04-18 07:46:34 PM  
re; the Playola Scandals that took down Alan Freed, et al; "Everyone around Dick Clark went to jail except Dick Clark." -Phil Specter
 
2012-04-18 07:46:55 PM  

CoonAce: gwenners: There it is. Headline of the year.

"Don Cornelius Starts Off Black History Month With a Bang" was better.


You've got a point there.
 
2012-04-18 07:47:15 PM  

John Buck 41: The Cheney hate is amazing/amusing. What'd he do, fark your little sister in the ass and make your Grammie watch?


Didn't you hear? He's the most evil, vile person in the universe... some people just DESERVE to die!!

/That or he's the liberals boogie man and the people expressing the hate are mindless moonbat idiots who buy into the crap their are fed by their pundits without a modicum of thought.
//...it goes without saying there are people on BOTH sides of the political spectrum who are dumb enough to believe political pundits without regard to what the term "pundit" means.
 
2012-04-18 07:47:31 PM  

badhatharry: [i.imgur.com image 562x554]


i1182.photobucket.comEVERYBODY PANIC! O_O i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-18 07:49:24 PM  

Rude Turnip: Death isn't the handicap it used to be in the old days. It doesn't screw your career up like it used to.

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Groovy funky Channel 27
 
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