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2012-04-18 04:44:18 PM

However, kudos to subby. Typical reaction when I hear news like this... "hear it.. really? lemme load fark and see the newsflash. tee hee".


No more Noo Yee Wokkin Eeb :(


/Make jokes about people dying the second they die with a greenlit headline: Top voting
//Make jokes about a gunman near a school campus: vacation
//And I had the Kevorkian Newsflash green which was also a joke, so whatever, i condone it. Stay out of serious threads like college people being scared... but have a blast in dead celebrity threads!
 
2012-04-18 04:44:20 PM

lilbjorn: [media.treehugger.com image 429x378]

Wrong Dick


=====================

Yes, wrong Dick, I was ready to start celebrating!

/I would have been happy enough to travel 50 miles to piss on my step father's grave again
 
2012-04-18 04:44:30 PM
Mike Wallace from CBS, Dick Clark from ABC...

...who's NBC gonna give up?
 
2012-04-18 04:44:50 PM

Bonanza Jellybean: Awww, I was so hoping would be Cheney.


That was my first guess.
 
2012-04-18 04:44:57 PM

Guidette Frankentits: Headline sucks.

It references a pop culture gag that has no relevance to the pop-culture surrounding the deceased.

Imagine it is 1996 and Jimmy The Greek dies. If the headline was done in the style this one was done in, it would read "Jimmy The Greek does his last Macarena"


And on top of that, everyone will be shiatting themselves and proclaiming HEADLINE OF THE YEAR when it's greenlit again for Dick Cheney.
 
2012-04-18 04:45:00 PM
Headline is as relevant to Dick Clark as "Where's the beef"
 
Bf+
2012-04-18 04:45:09 PM

meta1hed: [t0.gstatic.com image 200x228]

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!


upload.wikimedia.org
"Bring it, whippersnapper."
 
2012-04-18 04:45:21 PM
Looks like hologram Dick Clark will host the New Years Special in Times Square this year.
 
2012-04-18 04:45:22 PM
I was hoping this was referring to Cheney, not Clark...dammit.
 
2012-04-18 04:46:02 PM

hubcity: Mike Wallace from CBS, Dick Clark from ABC...

...who's NBC gonna give up?


No one. NBC itself is going to die.
 
2012-04-18 04:46:09 PM
Better headline:

Dick's balls drop for final time.
 
2012-04-18 04:46:38 PM
Dammit! That old bastard owes me tree-fiddy
 
2012-04-18 04:46:42 PM

CavalierEternal: "STILL ALIVE AND KICKIN', MOTHERF*CKERS!"

[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x312]


What's his secret?
 
2012-04-18 04:46:47 PM

FirstNationalBastard: And on top of that, everyone will be shiatting themselves and proclaiming HEADLINE OF THE YEAR when it's greenlit again for Dick Cheney.


It's a stretch but it would be more relevant to Cheney than Clark because Cheney is a dick (phallus) and putting a dick (phallus) in a box would make sense.
 
2012-04-18 04:47:04 PM

Geologist: His ball finally dropped?


I cannot believe there wasn't a headline like: Dick's balls dropped.

Fark, I am dissappoint.

I am also very sad that a man who didn't age in 175 years finally died. RIP Dick Clark.
 
2012-04-18 04:47:35 PM
images.wikia.com


R.I.P. John Clark
 
2012-04-18 04:48:06 PM
Dead at 82? I don't think that looks right... I think he's older...
 
2012-04-18 04:48:32 PM
s.buzzfeed.com
R.I.P. Andy Dick
 
2012-04-18 04:48:32 PM
i.imgur.com
R.I.P. DIC ENTERTAIMENT


I honestly thought it would have been Cheney.
 
2012-04-18 04:48:38 PM
t0.gstatic.com

R.I.P. Click Fark
 
2012-04-18 04:48:45 PM

hubcity: Mike Wallace from CBS, Dick Clark from ABC...

...who's NBC gonna give up?


Not Rick Astley
 
2012-04-18 04:48:52 PM
"Music is the soundtrack of our lives." - Dick Clark

Wonder what's playing now?
 
2012-04-18 04:49:28 PM

Bonanza Jellybean: Awww, I was so hoping would be Cheney.


This. I was all set to do a happy dance.

\I know, no hate like liberal hate
 
2012-04-18 04:49:30 PM
blogs.sfweekly.com


RIP Jack in the Box.
 
2012-04-18 04:49:51 PM

Guidette Frankentits: Headline sucks.

It references a pop culture gag that has no relevance to the pop-culture surrounding the deceased.

Imagine it is 1996 and Jimmy The Greek dies. If the headline was done in the style this one was done in, it would read "Jimmy The Greek does his last Macarena"


HAH, that would be HILARIOUS... and in the vain of Fark.
 
2012-04-18 04:49:59 PM
Dick Clark was just his human form.
 
2012-04-18 04:50:35 PM
+1 subby - outstanding!
 
2012-04-18 04:50:46 PM
RIP Clark Bar

www.oldtimecandy.com
 
2012-04-18 04:50:51 PM
+1
 
2012-04-18 04:51:06 PM
img11.imageshack.us
R.I.P.
 
2012-04-18 04:51:15 PM
But... But robots aren't supposed to die... :-(
 
2012-04-18 04:52:04 PM

smooshie: Too soon.

+1


^ This
 
2012-04-18 04:52:34 PM

Bonanza Jellybean: Awww, I was so hoping would be Cheney.


Yup. Still, great headline.
 
2012-04-18 04:53:09 PM
Dick Clark's death is the final part of the ritual. With his passing the acolyte known as Seacrest is now become immortal. His endless reign of terror will be humanity's eternal punishment for their hubris. Iä! Iä! The Sea Crested One Arises! All shall love him and despair!!!
 
2012-04-18 04:53:18 PM
Lets not lose sight of the real tragedy--we lost the hot judge from the zimmerman trial.
 
2012-04-18 04:53:40 PM

Lorelle: BOO. The $100,000 Pyramid headline is much, MUCH better.

/gives this one a -75
//rest in peace, Mr. Clark


Yeah, that one was good, but what can ya do.

RIP Mr. Clark
 
2012-04-18 04:54:14 PM

Smelly Pirate Hooker: Before I clickWe ed, I thought it was Dick Cheney.

I know, cool story ...


We can only wish.

Save the world. Recycle a Republican
 
2012-04-18 04:54:17 PM
www.thegameshowtemple.com

For now, Dick Clark...so long.

/I haz a sad
 
2012-04-18 04:54:35 PM

Bonanza Jellybean: Awww, I was so hoping would be Cheney.


Me three.
 
2012-04-18 04:54:46 PM
i1208.photobucket.com

RIP Fark Maker's Mark
 
2012-04-18 04:54:52 PM

MurphyMurphy: Down side, Dick is dead (RIP)

Up side, I get to watch the NY ball drop this year without feeling awkward.


I thought he was going to get one last shot at the ball drop post-stroke, but then he came back again, and again... Like a New Year's Zombie Apocalypse.
 
2012-04-18 04:55:24 PM

bluorangefyre: On the other end of the spectrum:
img.photobucket.com

I was reading an interview with Keith Richards. In the interview, Keith Richards intimated that kids...should not use drugs.

Keith we can't do any drugs because you already f*ckin' did them all! We have to wait until you die and then smoke your ashes!


/R.I.P. CLICK DARK
 
2012-04-18 04:55:49 PM
www.reedberry.com

RIP Dick
 
2012-04-18 04:56:04 PM
Good riddance, New Year's Eve guy.
 
2012-04-18 04:56:10 PM
Wow Subby, just wow.
 
2012-04-18 04:56:11 PM

valkore: MurphyMurphy: Down side, Dick is dead (RIP)

Up side, I get to watch the NY ball drop this year without feeling awkward.

I thought he was going to get one last shot at the ball drop post-stroke, but then he came back again, and again... Like a New Year's Zombie Apocalypse.


Hey, who didn't like starting out the new year with a grim reminder that our bodies will inevitably betray us on our slow march toward the grave while watching the ball drop?
 
2012-04-18 04:56:45 PM
t3.gstatic.com

RIP Dick Clark
 
2012-04-18 04:56:47 PM
RIP Black Carl

www.casualtysimulation.com
 
2012-04-18 04:57:14 PM
i.imgur.com

RIP RAY PARK
 
2012-04-18 04:57:16 PM
tfwiki.net

The man had soul.
Unlimited.
 
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